Chapter 410 400-Joke (1)
Chapter 410 400-Joke (1)
LAN 'er rolled her eyes, speechless at little Liu Li.
"Hurry up and go to sleep. You'll naturally understand these questions when you grow up."
LAN 'er said unhappily.
"Aiya, don't. Sister LAN 'er, just tell me."
Xiao Liuli began to act coquettishly.
then promise me that you won't tell anyone that I told you. After all, you're still a child.
"Alright, alright, I definitely won't sell you out."
...
Outside, Long Chen quickly returned to Qing Zhi's room.
Aokiji had already changed into his nice pajamas and was drinking from a cup of tea.
Seeing Long Chen enter, Qing Zhi turned his body slightly, " what did you do to Xiao Liuli? "
"I killed him and threw him into the manure pit."
Long Chen said with a smile.
"Aiya, I'm talking to you nicely. You're so annoying."
Qing Zhi glared at Long Chen.
"Tie her up and throw her to LAN 'er."
that's more like it. That wretched girl is really too annoying. If it wasn't for her, I'm afraid I would have a baby already.
Qing Zhi muttered.
"Are you exaggerating?" Long Chen couldn't help but laugh.
"There is."
"Well, it's not too late to be hungry now."
Long Chen sat beside Qing Zhi.
"I don't know."
Qing Zhi put down his teacup.
Long Chen reached out to hold Qing Zhi and slowly fell to the ground.
...
The next morning.
Long Chen proposed to leave and return to the Qian Prefecture.
Qing Zhi sent Long Chen to the foot of the mountain. He glared at Long Chen with his bright eyes, looking very unhappy.
Long Chen kissed her and said softly, " "Don't be unhappy. We didn't make a baby last night, but there will be plenty of opportunities in the future."
"Hmph, you did it on purpose. You didn't give it to me on purpose. You don't like me."
Qing Zhi coldly snorted.
"Last night, it was because my thoughts were in a mess, so ..."
"Alright, it's fine. You can go back to the Qian Prefecture. I will come and find you soon." "Don't worry, I won't be angry," Qing Zhi replied.
"Qing Zhi, I have something to tell you." Long Chen said, " I've already told Xia Ling and the others about us. So, when you come, don't be nervous or afraid. They all like you very much.
"Really?"
Aokiji was pleasantly surprised.
"It's true."
"You're the best."
Qing Zhi jumped up in joy and hung onto Long Chen's body.
"Alright, I'll be leaving first."
"Wait," "Take LAN 'er away. She'll stay by your side to serve you," Qing Zhi said.
"Don't, there's no need." Long Chen hurriedly waved his hands.
"We do need it." "Master once said that whoever I marry, LAN 'er must follow and serve me and my husband." Qing Zhi replied sternly.
"It can't be?" "Why?" Long Chen was suspicious.
Aiya, don't worry about it. If you want to know the reason, you can ask LAN 'er yourself. In short, you just have to bring her along. Qing Zhi said.
"Wifey, when you come to Qian Prefecture, you can just bring her along. There's no need for that now."
Long Chen said solemnly.
"Isn't it the same sooner or later?" Qing Zhi said, " bring her along. She's by your side. It's good for her to help me monitor you. Otherwise, I won't feel at ease.
"So this is what you're planning?"
"What's wrong? You don't want me to get someone to supervise you?"
"I'm happy, I'm happy." "Then bring them along," Long Chen said with a wry smile.
"Yup, that's right." Qing Zhi revealed a smile. He turned around and beckoned to LAN 'er who was not far away,"Sister LAN 'er, go with him and take good care of him."
"I'll try my best."
LAN 'er bowed.
"Husband, you guys can go."
Qing Zhi waved her hand.
"MHM, I'll wait for you at the Qian Prefecture."
Long Chen hugged Qing Zhi and left with LAN 'er.
LAN 'er followed behind Long Chen. She hadn't been in the world for a long time. When she saw the prosperity in the martial Celestial City, she looked around excitedly.
Her clothes were relatively cool, and her hot figure attracted many people's attention.
LAN 'er, your clothes don't have enough fabric. If it's too curved, I'm worried that something will pop out.
Long Chen said with a smile.
LAN 'er was stunned for a moment before she squinted her eyes slightly."What's wrong? Are you moved?"
I just purely like balls, like basketball, football ...
Puchi.
LAN 'er was amused and laughed so hard that her body trembled.
The situation suddenly went out of control.
"The shaking is a little too big."
Long Chen laughed drily.
"Aiya, you're so annoying. Stop looking."
LAN 'er was a little embarrassed by Long Chen's stare.
Long Chen smiled and suddenly asked,"Qingzhi said that you're going to serve her and me. Why did this happen?" Also, I don't think there's a need for someone to be in the kitchen on the martial celestial mountain. Why are you there as if you're not a master's disciple?"
"Do you want to know?"
LAN 'er smiled. I won't tell you, but I'm indeed your maidservant. I can also be your Tongfang maidservant.
"Don't talk nonsense." what? " Long Chen was sweating profusely. tell me, I'm very curious.
"Then you have to promise to buy me a few sets of clothes, not cheap ones, okay?"
"Sure, even 100 sets will do." Long Chen said with a smile.
"You said it yourself." LAN 'er took a deep breath and calmed herself down before saying, actually, my father was senior Ximen's disciple. However, my father betrayed the senior. The senior crippled my father's cultivation and even wanted to kill him. I could not bear to see my father being killed, so I went up the martial celestial mountain and begged the senior to spare my father's life. The price was that I had to serve Qing Zhi. If Qing Zhi gets married, I will serve Qing Zhi's husband as well. The period of service will be 20 years. This is only the fourth year.
"I see." Long Chen finally understood,'now that my master has passed away, do you want your freedom? If you want to, you can leave. I will talk to Qing Zhi and there will definitely be no problem."
"I don't want to." no! LAN 'er rejected him without even thinking. if it was in the past, I would have been happy to do so. But it's different now.
"What's different?"
"Now, I want to be your servant girl, your Tongfang servant girl." LAN 'er blinked her watery eyes.
"You're crazy."
"Let's go. I'll take you shopping." Long Chen waved his hand.
"Why don't we go back to Qian Prefecture and buy it?"
"We'll buy it here. Although I like to watch football, it's not good to have too many people watching, right?"
Long Chen smiled meaningfully.
"Okay, I'll listen to you."
LAN 'er lowered her head and smiled.
Was he trying to protect her?
LAN 'er didn't dare to ask, but she felt that it was a little sweet.
A moment later, Long Chen and LAN 'er entered the shopping mall of martial Celestial City.
They entered the first store. This store was relatively famous, and any piece of clothing they took was worth more than three figures.
"This black dress is not bad. You'll definitely look good in it."
Long Chen pinched a long black dress. It had a cool and smooth feeling to it, which was extremely comfortable.
"Don't touch it."
"Sir, have you washed your hands?" the sales assistant immediately asked. If you dirty it, we won't be able to sell it. Thank you for your cooperation."
"Are you serious?" Long Chen was startled.
I'm serious. This dress is worth 79999 Yuan. There's no discount, so please cooperate with me, Sir.
The saleswoman said in a polite tone, looking down on him.
it's more than 70000 Yuan. It's not cheap. Let's book it and pay by card.
Long Chen said indifferently.
"Really?"
The female sales assistant was pleasantly surprised.
"Really, wrap it up." Long Chen said.
Hearing this, LAN 'er was a little unhappy. She didn't want Long Chen to buy it because the sales assistant's attitude was very bad.
However, Long Chen used his eyes to signal her not to speak.
The saleswoman believed Long Chen and reached for the dress.
"Don't touch the dress."
Long Chen immediately shouted.
However, the female shop assistant had already touched the dress.
Long Chen sighed and said,"we're mysophobic. Have you washed your hands when you touched a dress?" Sigh, forget it, we don't want the dress anymore. Goodbye."
With that, Long Chen left the shop with LAN 'er.
The female sales assistant was stunned on the spot and did not react for a long time.
She wanted to scold him, but she couldn't say a word.
Because she was the one who treated him this way first. Now that she was set up, she deserved it.
hehe, I didn't expect you to have such a cheeky side. However, I think I've seen a similar joke before.
LAN 'er laughed out loud, as if she had discovered a new continent.
Long Chen shrugged and said,"it's that sales assistant who doesn't know how to talk. You're blaming me?" However, I really didn't expect that it would appear in real life. Interesting."
jokes come from real life. It's normal. Let's go somewhere else. LAN 'er said.
"Why? This is pretty good."
what's so good about it? the clothes here are too expensive. Just buy two sets that cost a few hundred Yuan. The maidservants don't need to buy clothes that are too good. LAN 'er chuckled.