The Rise Of Calamity

Chapter 150 - STOP BULLYING ME!

*Exactly 5 hours later*

A man 5ft 7, a shorter man at 5ft 4, and a girl at 5ft 2 all wore cloaks while looking around for something, or maybe someone. There was an extravagant-looking carriage right next to them that had all its doors open while at the other side of the carriage stood a single man who wore a black and white tuxedo while sharpening the ends of his curving mustache.

"We are supposed to meet in 3 minutes! How are they not here yet?" Asked the tallest, the eldest man amongst the three cloaked figures.

"Dad, Stop complaining! If the meeting time has not come yet, then why are we worried?" Asked a masculine voice mixed with the tone of a pubescent child from the 5ft 4 figure

"What do you know? If they don't come 5 minutes early then it means they either don't appreciate us, are newbies or are simply running late. Every single excuse I had just made for them is worse than the other, meaning we are screwed" The man grabbed his hair under the cloak and started to pull it.

"Father. I think you are too pessimistic sometimes. We told them to come at a certain time and chances are that they will come at the time instructed. Rather than them being newbies, assholes, or even a klutz who can't keep track of time, they might just be really punctual, to the point where they would not come any time before the meeting time." The feminine-voiced young girl behind the 5ft 2 cloaked figure voiced, making the other two look at her questionably for a second.

"I hope you are right Missy..." The man had a solemn expression.

And so they waited for exactly 4 minutes and 24 seconds until something happened.

*Swoosh*

Out of nowhere, a figure glided down from the sky and landed right in front of them, their feet touching the floor at the exact second they were supposed to be there, however, no one realized that, no one except the girl.

The girl had been looking at the communication crystal, which happens to have a clock feature, intently for the last few minutes and she had started to grow more nervous after every second passed by with a tick.

At first, she seemed quite confident with the idea that their escort was just really tight on time and therefore really punctual, but then she remembered seeing all the adventurers who could not give a flying crap about anyone else and would stay in bars while drinking until they passed out or found a mission to do.

It made her believe that there was a chance that their escort was not punctual like she expected from a guild like Discarded Devils, but instead a Klutz, but thankfully her worries died down not long after as she found herself looking at a black dot in the distance that only seemed to get bigger and bigger proportionate to the seconds left, so you can only imagine her surprise when she found out the person who would escort them would be punctual to the millisecond.

"Seems like you were right Missy." The man looked extremely surprised

"I was getting a little worried their, but all is well, right dad?" the young boy chimed in while on the other hand, the girl stayed in a state of wide-eyed, drop-jawed silence.

[What made you think that being punctual to the second would bring you any benefits?]

I could hear the illusionary malice and contempt behind analysis' robotic voice

'I DON'T KNOW! STOP BULLYING ME PLEASE!' I cried inwardly.

The entire way here, analysis was randomly chiming in to insult me or make fun of other people. I enjoyed listening to it insulting others, but somehow it always found a way to link it back to me.

***

[Look at all those pathetic power levels]

'I know right-'

[At least they aren't as pathetic as yours. Imagine getting all the help in the world, from something like divinity, the transdimensional migrator title, and even men, yet still being so pathetic. Isn't this novel supposed to have the overpowered tag?!]

'Stop comparing my life to a novel!'

***

[Aren't your breasts a little small]

'Why... Why do you do this to me?'

[I can't help but feel like you are quite flat-chested even though you have the genes of someone like your mother, grandmother, and even 'her']

'her?'

[*Sigh*. I envy your stupidity, naivety and stupidity, and stupidity]

'Wha- WAIT! Why are you saying stupidity so much'

[Important things must be said thrice]

***

'I really don't like your new attitude. Weren't you all cheery before?'

[I am doing the world a favor by reducing your inflated ego. Even emotions, when big and heavy enough, can collapse into themselves and become black holes.]

'CAN'T YOU BE A LITTLE NICER?!' I cried inwardly in injustice

[Say's the person who is using me as their clock, timer, and alarm clock]

'I mean, I didn't swallow a fragment of the world crystal for nothing, right?'

[Oh yes, of course, how could I forget the part where you opened that little jaw of yours and gulped down an entire crystal in one go. Oh wait, that didn't happen and you weren't even unconscious for the whole thing. I wonder if you will use me as a telephone landline now, or maybe as a letterbox or even a post office if you want.]

'Wait, I can do that?'

[Your stupidity is beyond my understanding]

'Oh come on!'

*COUGH*

Seeing my dazed eyes, the girl knew that I was not listening to what they were saying, but instead was in my own world thinking about something else that was clearly more important than them, not that I will retort that claim because it is absolutely correct.

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