Chapter 603 Playing With Fire and Peeing on the Bed-Stove,
Chapter 603 Playing With Fire and Peeing on the Bed-Stove,
Chapter 603 Playing With Fire and Peeing on the Bed-Stove,
Bringing Fire to Oneself!
At this moment, in Wen Zheng's courtyard.
For some reason, Lian Ji peed on the bed-stove when he slept at night!
He hadn't peed in bed!
Lian Ji woke up in the middle of the night and cried, making a big ruckus after not seeing Wen Fuling.
Wen Zheng could only carry him in his arms and coax him as he said, "Stop crying and making a fuss. Your mother has gone to earn great riches for you! In the future, when you grow up, you might become a little general."
Lian Ji was still young and didn't know anything.
He only cried and said that he wanted his mother.
However, after a while, he fell asleep in Wen Zheng's arms.
In his dream, Lian Ji was surrounded by many small fish and they were all scolding him!
"Playing with fire and peeing on the bed-stove! Playing with fire and peeing on the bed-stove!"
After saying that, there were still clusters of flames chasing after him!
Lian Ji was so frightened that he cried loudly. "I'll extinguish you!"
In his dream, he took off his pants and send out a gush of water.
Wen Zheng was just about to place Lian Ji on the bed.
He suddenly felt that his clothes were wet and stuck to his stomach.
He looked down and a stench assaulted his face!
Wen Zheng was so angry that he scolded in his hometown language, "You jinx, how dare you pee on me!"
He was usually not very willing to take care of the child.
However, his daughter, Wen Fuling, was busy.
Lian Ji was woken up by his angry roar.
The child immediately burst into tears.
Wen Zheng cursed angrily in anger.
In the end, he had no choice. His and Lian Ji's pants were wet and had to be changed!
The old master didn't have much patience and brought over a bucket of cold water.
He took off Lian Ji's pants and quickly washed him in the courtyard.
He then changed his clothes.
In the end, Lian Ji only dared to curl up on the bed as if he was frightened.
Wen Zheng couldn't help but mutter, "If it wasn't for the fact that your mother is about to be favored, I wouldn't care about a disobedient child like you."
It was already so late and Wen Fuling wasn't back yet. There was a high chance that she had succeeded.
He thought of how, tomorrow, his status would change and he would be able to treat this general's manor as his home!
Wen Zheng patiently patted Lian Ji's back. "Hurry up and sleep!"
Lian Ji cowered. He wanted to cry but didn't dare to.
"Grandfather, I don't dare to sleep. In my dream, there were fish that turned into fire and wanted to burn me."
"Do you want to die if you don't sleep at night?! What fish turning into fire? If you don't sleep, I'll throw you out and feed you to the wild wolves!"
Lian Ji felt even more afraid. He lay under the blanket and endured the coldness of his legs that had been washed in cold water. He silently cried and fell asleep after a while.
Early the following day.
Bai Yi slept the entire night and woke up refreshed.
Madam Bai slapped his shoulder. "Can't you hope for good things for the child?!"
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Bai Yi held his shoulder in pain. "Then what's wrong? You didn't move at all. It was He stretched and sat up.
However, he realized that Madam Bai was sitting at the end of the bed with her arms crossed.
She slanted her eyes and gave him a long and meaningful look.
General Bai was shocked and quickly sat up. "Madam, what's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?"
After saying that, he thought of something, and his expression changed. "Could it be that Siming caused trouble?"
Madam Bai slapped his shoulder. "Can't you hope for good things for the child?!"
Bai Yi held his shoulder in pain. "Then what's wrong? You didn't move at all. It was quite scary."
Madam Bai snorted. "Last night, Wen Fuling almost climbed into your bed. You didn't know that, right?"
"What?!" Bai Yi subconsciously lowered his head and lifted the blanket to look at himself.
Madam Bai poked him with her fingertips. "Fortunately, the little princess and Siming saw through her scheme in advance. Otherwise, you would have woken up this morning and enjoyed my slap!"
Bai Yi was rather afraid. "How would they dare?!"
"Why wouldn't they dare? They're shameless enough to stay even if they are inhumane. Don't lie down anymore. Hurry up and get up. I'm going to chase them out of the manor in front of you, lest Wen Fuling still thinks that you have feelings for her and that I'm the evil person who deliberately broke up this good marriage!"
Bai Yi quickly got up and put on his clothes, saying, "How can that be? I only love my wife."