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Chapter 80
Chapter 80
Chapter 80
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Wu Ge was dumbfounded and felt that something was off about the situation. Aunty, what do you mean? Wu Ge shook his head, Ah thats not right! Aunt Liu, what do you mean? I dont understand!
Do you not understand my meaning? Are you pretending to be clueless? Aunt Liu said with annoyance, Ive experienced so much in life, been married three times, how can you not understand your childhood thoughts?
But, I truly dont understand! Wu Ge shook his head.
Youre still pretending, huh? Actually, Ive figured it out. Everything youve done these past few days, wasnt it all to attract my attention? Wasnt it for Aunt Liu blushed and lowered her head, To win my love?
This sentence could be called the ultimate oily-attack! Wu Ge felt nauseated!
Shaking his head vigorously, he said, No! I havent! Say it!!
Hehe, youre still pretending, huh? You were so brave and shameless before, but now youre pretending to be innocent! Aunt Liu said with an expression as if she had seen through him. Wu Ge, full of survival instinct, said, I really havent. Theres a misunderstanding!
Ignoring Wu Ges response, Aunt Liu lowered her head shyly and said, Actually the first time I saw you, I felt a bit moved. Because you look so much like my husband who passed away years ago!
Wu Ge: Why does it feel like an insult?
But considering our age difference, we wouldnt be suitable together. So, I extinguished that thought, Aunt Liu continued.
Wu Ge nodded repeatedly, Extinguishing it is good. People shouldnt hold onto fantasies.
But Aunt Liu bravely raised her head, Your sincerity and persistence moved me!
Wu Ge: Oh my god!
Bravely, Aunt Liu walked over, On that day, you actually fell into my arms with a nosebleed! On that day, you boldly called me baby. In front of so many people, you were in Boss Lins office, impatiently treating me like that Do you know how much you touched me?
Wu Ge: Are you kidding me!
At that moment, I thought, marrying a daring and sweet-talking man who desires me anytime, anywhere, is worth it! Aunt Liu continued emotionally. Ugh~
Wu Ge urgently said, Aunty, listen to me. Its all a misunderstanding, coincidences
So-called coincidences were all part of your long-planned encounter! Aunt Liu exclaimed, Xiao Wu, from now on, dont call me Aunty. Im 30 years older than you. Just call me sister!
Wu Ge: Fck!
Theres a saying: When a woman turns thirty, she gives a golden brick; when a woman turns thirty
Aunt Liu fell into deep thought, feeling as if Wu Ge should say: She gives her son!
Xiao Wu, youre right! Aunt Liu laughed uncontrollably. Although hes not as handsome as you, I have a son who is extremely filial. He will definitely take good care of you!
Wu Ge: What the heck!
Aunt Liu fantasized about the future: And, in a few years, I will be able to receive retirement benefits! Lets live a good life, look after our grandchildren, and enjoy family happiness! We can also go and dance in the square. How beautiful would that be!
Wu Ge: What the heck
But, when we go to dance in the square, you better keep an eye on other old ladies and not try to seduce them. Act like an old man and not let them get near you!
Wu Ge: Hahaha!
To do something like that to a woman who is a dozen years older than me
Damn it!
How could I possibly have such thoughts?
He touched his chest!
Today feels too piercing, why did I encounter this kind of situation? A young and fresh piece of meat like me in my twenties being pursued by a middle-aged woman in her fifties! He felt he couldnt just sit back and wait for his demise! He felt like he could still struggle a bit: Aunt Liu
Why call me Aunt Liu? Call me older sister!
Or you can call me Baby!
Ill just call you Aunt Liu! Aunt Liu, it really wont work between us. Even if you agree, your son wont.
No, I agree! A voice came from afar. Turning his head, a tall man around 1.9 meters tall, about 30 years old, walked over.
This is my son, Da Chun! Aunt Liu happily walked over and introduced: Da Chun, this is your Uncle Wu, and also your mothers sweetheart. Say hello!
Hello, Uncle! Da Chuns voice thundered.
Wu Ge:
Wu Ges face twitched as he looked at Da Chun, who could practically be his older brother. At this moment, being addressed as Uncle felt extremely uncomfortable. But now is not the time to dwell on these small issues.
Da Chun, how did you agree to this with your mom?
Da Chun: Initially, I didnt agree
Wu Ge relieved: Thats more like it!
But Boss Lin did some convincing on me!
Wu Ge: What the heck!
He said that my mom is getting older and needs someone to take care of her. And Ill eventually start my own family, get married, and have children. Its impossible for me to take care of my mom forever.
But youre different! You were so eager to be with my mom that you even did such shameless things, damaging your reputation. That shows you really like my mom and youll take good care of her!
Wu Ge: What the heck!
Da Chun chuckled, He also said that if my mom is with you, we dont need to worry about what happens after. Youre young, healthy. Not only can you take care of my mom, but you might also be able to take care of me!
Wu Ge: What the heck!
And when I saw you, I realized you really resemble my dad, who passed away many years ago.
Wu Ge:
This running joke is hard to avoid, huh?
Da Chun said with a touch of sadness, My dad passed away 23 years ago. I was just 7 years old back then and hadnt even been weaned
Wu Ge:
A bit late to be weaned, huh?
But he left us, mother and son, and weve been struggling on our own for over 20 years, sob Da Chun cried, and Aunt Liu shook her head.
Wu Ge: My condolences!
But Uncle, since I saw you, I havent felt sad anymore! Da Chun wiped away non-existent tears, looked up with hope in his eyes, and said, Because you look so much like my dad, its like you were carved out of the same mold! And youre exactly 23 years old. Maybe youre my dad reincarnated, coming back to take care of my mom! So, can I call you Dad?
Wu Ges face turned green in an instant!
Oh my god!
Da Chun, youre rushing things a bit too much, arent you?
I thought of you as a nephew, and youre thinking of me as your dad? Youre more impatient than your mom!
1. The wordplay here lies in the similar pronunciation of (jn zhun), which means golden brick, and (r zi), which means son. The proverb humorously suggests that when a woman turns thirty, she might start worrying about marriage and her sons future.