There’s Something Wrong With These Demonic Women!

Chapter 112: Make Sure There's Hot Water Tonight

Chapter 112: Make Sure There's Hot Water Tonight

Immortal Miao Feng's emotions were somewhat melancholic. If going by the order of encountering Lu Xun, she actually came before Xuan Yin. But that couldn't explain the situation properly. After all, Xuan Yin had been intimate with Lu Xun long before she did. Moreover, Xuan Yin was his nominal wife, while she herself… well, she was…

Lu Xun looked at the big demoness in his arms, who looked disappointed and helpless. He gently squeezed her uplifted butt and said earnestly, "Sister, don't worry. I will try to get Xuan Yin to agree to let me take another wife. By then, I'll name you explicitly and say that I want to marry you. Of course, Xuan Yin won't believe it, and then… hehehe."

Immortal Miao Feng frowned, pushed away his naughty hand, and said in a not-so-pleased tone, "Although Xuan Yin isn't very intelligent when it comes to studying, she's not a fool. She'll obviously believe it if you tell her clearly."

"So what? There are some things that are bound to happen, and you can't stop them." Lu Xun shrugged and said seriously.

The big demoness rolled her eyes, scolding him in a coquettish manner, "It's not like you're losing face anyway. Of course, you don't care. I can tell you want to have Xuan Shi as well. You already have Xuan Yin, and now you intentionally provoke me. If I had known, I should have stabbed you in the throat."

Lu Xun grinned, recalling the scene of meeting the big demoness for the first time. He couldn't help but sigh. Fate can be really strange sometimes.

"Sister, do you remember the first time we met? You came up to me and praised me, saying I was a handsome young Daoist."

"…"

"Did I?"

The big demoness couldn't help but twist her body. Her long, slender leg rubbed against him, and she mumbled tenderly, "You were originally… quite handsome. If you were an ugly fellow, I wouldn't have been moved by you, and Xuan Yin wouldn't have given herself to you."

"But on the other hand…"

The big demoness raised her head, gazing directly at him, and softly continued, "To say that you are the most handsome man in the world, that's a bit of a stretch. Over the past millennium, I've seen countless so-called young talents, some of whom are superior to you in appearance. But… but…"

Speaking of this, she let out a deep sigh and snuggled back onto her favorite spot on his chest. She pressed her blazing cheek against him and delicately stroked Lu Xun's chest, muttering, "Any man in the world… I despise them all. But when it comes to you, there's an indescribable feeling, as if the outcome has been predetermined in the course of fate."

When the big demoness mentioned ‘fate', her charming face inadvertently flushed with a touch of rosy color. She continued to mumble softly, "Once, while observing the heavenly stars at night, I foresaw that two of the three of us demons would become adversaries. At the time, I thought it was Xuan Yin and Xuan Shi, the two sisters. But I never thought it would be me and Xuan Yin."

Uh…

Is there a possibility that all three of you have become adversaries?

Lu Xun pursed his lips, massaging the smooth back of the big demoness, and said gently, "Love matters are difficult to control. Anyway, Sister, rest assured. Your little thief won't let any of you leave."

The big demoness sighed, muttering helplessly to herself, "Turns out I can also fall in love with someone after a thousand years, but why is it a human as naughty as you?"

Lu Xun dared not get angry but replied awkwardly and politely, "Sister, you've suffered a lot waiting a thousand years for your little thief."

The big demoness looked at him with a silky smile in her eyes, gently pinching his cheek and whispering softly, "Never mind. Who made me like you? Clearly knowing you're an affectionate and lustful scoundrel, yet I still fell into your trap. Sigh… such is fate."

In the moments that followed, Immortal Miao Feng nestled in his embrace, biting his shoulder while fondling his strong chest. Every now and then, her ears were filled with his sweet nothings, making her whole body tingle.

"Before, I was wondering how Xuan Yin fell for you so quickly." The big demoness panted with rapid breaths and said in a sultry tone, "Now I finally understand; words flow so easily from your tongue. There's probably no woman in the world who can resist."

Lu Xun licked his lips, leaned closer to her ear, and asked softly, just a simple question. In an instant, the big demoness nestled in his arms shivered all over. Her cheeks turned as red as as blood, and they even felt a little warm. Her watery eyes were filled with embarrassment and annoyance.

"You…"

"You damned little thief! Shameless! Disgraceful!" Immortal Miao Feng pounded his chest fiercely, infuriated and frustrated. "I was just saying you're so sweet with your words, that's all."

"Sister…" (whisper. whisper)

"You…"

Immortal Miao Feng kept panting heavily, her face flushed, and she grabbed his arm in irritation. With a gentle bite, her entire body suddenly trembled. She lifted her head, her eyes as silky as before, and stared at him while slightly biting her own lip. Such a simple action revealed boundless seduction.

"Little thief."

"If you're not afraid of death, then take it now," Immortal Miao Feng said softly and tenderly.

"…"

"Don't, don't. I'm not in a hurry," Lu Xun was almost sweating. If any other woman said this, he would have shown her what a strong young man he was. But it was the big demoness who said it, so he had to seriously consider his response.

"But I-I'm in a hurry." Immortal Miao Feng rubbed against him and said angrily, "Xuan Yin has already given herself to you. If I don't give myself to you, I'll feel inferior to her."

No…

What's the point of comparing like this?

"Well…"

"When you both are the closest to each other, why do you need to compare?" Lu Xun advised earnestly, "Sister, a harmonious family leads to success in all endeavors!"

Immortal Miao Feng wrinkled her brow, disgruntledly retorted, "Before you provoked me, why didn't you think about a harmonious family leading to success? Sharing a man with Xuan Yin will surely lead to a rivalry between us, and it will be a battle to the death. Unless you choose one of us."

No… You're wrong.

Actually, it's a choice between three.

Lu Xun quickly hugged the big demoness, gently soothing her, "No need for a choice between two or three. I've told you already – I won't let any of you be left out. Sister, don't be anxious. When I improve my cultivation, I will surely satisfy your desires."

Satisfy my desires…

Immortal Miao Feng knew well of the little thief's wicked habits, that shameless and audacious attitude. She had even witnessed it herself.

"Hmm…"

As the big demoness was lost in thought, Lu Xun cupped her cheek and gently leaned closer.

Though it was a familiar move, it still brought out a sense of novelty.

…

The sky began to brighten.

Lu Xun threw off the blanket and got out of bed.

On the other hand, Immortal Miao Feng was wrapped in a blanket, gazing at him with dazed and infatuated eyes.

"When should we go back?" She asked.

"Ask the little fox."

Lu Xun picked up the clothes from the floor and handed them to the big demoness on the bed. He said quietly, "I think we should go back today. But the little fox… She's in high spirits. If she finds out we're leaving today, she'll be disappointed. After all, you and Xuan Yin don't pay much attention to her on ordinary days."

Immortal Miao Feng sat up, one hand holding the blanket while the other took the clothes. She sighed deeply and mumbled to herself, "Indeed, it's our fault, mine and Xuan Yin's, for sure. Little thief…"

In the midst of speaking, looking at Lu Xun, she whispered softly, "Take good care of her today. Of course, take care, but don't take it too far. The situation is already complicated, and if Xuan Shi joins in, I can't even imagine that scenario."

This…

Honestly, it was already a three-way standoff.

Lu Xun sat on the edge of the bed, gazing at the voluptuous big demoness and nodded, "I know."

"Good that you know."

"You, you can leave first." The big demoness stared at the little thief next to her and said softly, "Go outside and wait. I need to get dressed."

"It's not like I haven't seen…"

Before Lu Xun could finish mumbling, the big demoness kicked him off the bed.

"It's morning. Don't you dare mention it!" Immortal Miao Feng urged with a reddened face, "Hurry and get out, or don't expect me to be polite."

Big demoness!

You weren't like this last night.

Lu Xun left the room in silence, leaving Immortal Miao Feng sitting alone at the bedside. Her alluring face was already flushed, accompanied by indescribable embarrassment. She whispered to herself, "Thieving little scoundrel."

After a brief moment, she walked out of the bedroom and looked at the little thief sitting at the table, lost in thought. She said tenderly, "I'm going."

"Yeah." Lu Xun stood up to open the door.

As he pulled the door latch and was about to open the door, Immortal Miao Feng suddenly hugged him from behind.

Her delicate figure pressed against his broad back, her head leaning on his shoulder. Her eyes contained a mixture of daze, reluctance and conflict. She spoke gently, "Little thief, am I particularly foolish?"

"Huh?"

"Foolish about what?" Lu Xun asked curiously.

"Clearly, being with you will lead to disaster, yet I'm still so resolute." The big demoness looked troubled, "If your wife were an outsider, I would have killed her and taken her place. But your wife is Xuan Yin, and it's even me who orchestrated your engagement."

As her words fell, the big demoness hugged him even tighter, as if wanting to meld into him.

"Little thief."

"Please, never leave me. Trust me, I won't compete with Xuan Yin or feel jealous. I just ask that you don't neglect me," Immortal Miao Feng said in an almost inaudible voice, "And also, please don't hurt Xuan Yin's feelings."

Lu Xun frowned, slowly saying, "Both you and Xuan Yin are equally important to me. I won't hurt Xuan Yin's feelings, and I won't hurt your feelings either, sister."

Having said that, he turned around and faced the big demoness, his words heavy with meaning, "Sister, please don't say such muddled words in the future."

"Little thief."

The big demoness looked at him with deep affection, then eagerly threw herself into his embrace.

After a brief moment of cuddling, she released her grip on his waist, reluctantly left the room, and as she walked out of the door, she turned to look at him.

"Make sure there's hot water tonight. I… I want to bathe together with you."

As her words echoed, she hurriedly left, leaving Lu Xun standing there.

By the time he snapped out of his daze, the big demoness had already disappeared from his view. Reflecting on her last words before leaving…

Wohoo!

Ready for takeoff!