There’s Something Wrong With These Demonic Women!

Chapter 145: Rope, Come!

Chapter 145: Rope, Come!

The Demon-binding Rope? The Demon-Whipping Whip? A bold idea?

The big demoness looked at the shameless little thief who wore a playful grin, and her face turned red with embarrassment. A strong sense of shame coursed through her body, her somewhat hurried breath made her ample bosom rise and fall incessantly.

"I think you're tired of living," Immortal Miao Feng said with a sultry look, her brows filled with alluring charm, "What Demon-binding Rope? What Demon-Whipping Whip? Who are you planning to tie up? Who are you planning to whip?"

"Hehehe, whoever is a demon woman gets bound and whipped," Lu Xun looked at the captivating demoness by his side with a naughty expression.

"Hmph!" Immortal Miao Feng, changing from her previous alluring demeanor, glared at Lu Xun angrily and warned, "I advise you to behave yourself and not think of strange things. Otherwise, you'll bear the consequences."

"Oh, come on."

"In this world, there are so many wonderful things to explore, shouldn't we try them out?" Lu Xun said with deep conviction, "This is what sister taught me. Doing the same things over and over can be quite boring. Not to mention, I keep being cheeky, and I bet you're getting a bit bored too. How about we make a bold change? What do you think, Sister?"

Change your own head!

This damn little thief always takes my words and turns them back on me!

Immortal Miao Feng gritted her teeth and said, "Don't use the words I said against me. Clearly, those words were meant for you and Xuan Yin. But you insist on being so troublesome. If it weren't for me already… already having shared a bed with you, I would have killed you with a sword."

Threatening to kill me again? It's been a while since she said that.

Lu Xun chuckled and softly said, "Alright, alright. I won't tease you anymore. When are we going back tomorrow?"

Being reminded that they were going back, Immortal Miao Feng felt a hint of reluctance and melancholy. She bit her lips lightly and said, "I have some things to take care of tomorrow. After I resolve them, we… we don't need to rush back. Probably… we'll return around the morning."

Morning means they'll return around the evening, right? Which means it will be the turn of the little demoness.

I just finished accompanying the big demoness, and now the little demoness is taking over. It seems I won't even have time to rest. The little demoness has been lonely for so long, I can hardly imagine how ferocious she must be.

Oh, right.

I almost forgot about the little fox who's been eagerly waiting for me.

After accompanying the little demoness at night, I'll have to spend the day with the little fox. After that, I'll have to find time to be with the big demoness, and once she's settled, the little demoness will probably come knocking. Suddenly, I realize how busy my days are.

"What are you thinking?" Immortal Miao Feng looked at the dazed little thief and couldn't help but ask.

"Nothing. I'm thinking of buying something to take back for Xuan Yin and Xuan Shi," Lu Xun said, pursing his lips. He continued thoughtfully, "Xuan Yin is easy to please. I'll give myself to her at night. But for the little fox, I'd like to bring her some sweets and dried fruits, something delicious and easy to store."

"Up to you," Immortal Miao Feng pouted. She reached out and grabbed his hand, mumbling softly, "I can tell you don't want to go back. Once we do, you won't belong to me anymore. Even if I want to be alone with you, I'll have to come up with excuses and be on guard against Xuan Yin and Xuan Shi."

As she finished speaking, the big demoness suddenly stood up, tightly gripping Lu Xun's hand, and dragged him towards the bedroom.

"No time to waste."

"Quick, lie down with me."

The big demoness blushed and pulled him to the edge of the bed. Then, with a forceful push, she pushed him onto the bed. Looking at the lascivious grin on his face, she couldn't help but think of how depraved he appeared. But it was also this wicked smile that seemed to have a special power, making her willingly do some unimaginable things.

She lightly pinched the green ribbon at her waist and, with a slow pull, the sides of her clothing instantly opened. The corner of her eye sneaked a glance at him, and sure enough, his eyeballs seemed like they were about to fall out, as round as bells. She was both shy and proud, and a little worried; thinking about Su Jingyi's figure that was not worse than her own.

Well, whatever. Why worry so much? After all, I will do my best to prevent them from meeting. Oh, and I should also be on guard against Su Jingyi's friend, that widow. Although she's a widow, she's an untouched one. The little thief doesn't refuse such attractive widows.

"Sister?"

"Why did you stop?"

Just as Immortal Miao Feng was lost in thought, she heard Lu Xun's voice.

The big demoness couldn't help but snap out of her reverie. She looked at the impatient little thief and felt a hint of embarrassment. She scolded, "The night is long, so why worry about a little time?"

While speaking, the elegant dress on her slid down slowly along her glistening shoulders. Her jet-black hair pressed against her fair back, and the light green bellyband looked provocative.

She lifted a corner of the blanket, revealing her voluptuous figure. Without any hesitation, she eagerly nestled into his arms. Gently encircling his waist, one long and slender leg draped over him. She savored his intoxicating masculine scent and gradually lost herself in his tenderness.

Looking at the cute Immortal Miao Feng in his arms, it was hard to believe that she was the terrifying thousand-year-old demoness who struck fear into the hearts of countless strong warriors. Many formidable individuals had met their end by her sword, numbering in the thousands. But this female demon, who was so fearsome, now resembled a docile kitten, waiting to be pampered.

"Little thief."

"This is our last night, so don't be lazy," the big demoness lifted her head, her dreamy eyes staring straight at him. She softly said, "Your performance last night was already good, but tonight, you must be even better. I won't allow you to regress, only to improve continuously."

Are you a devil?

No, wait. It's reasonable for a demoness to be so ruthless.

"Yes, yes, Sister. I'll give you a perfect performance ," Lu Xun hugged the demoness tightly in his arms and said meaningfully.

Originally, Lu Xun wanted to say a few more words, but the big demoness didn't give him the chance. She held his head and her red lips, without any hesitation, covered his mouth. Tomorrow, they would be going back home, and there was no need to be reserved anymore. It was time to show him the legendary power of a thousand-year-old demoness.

The night was long, and pain was unpredictable.

Unbeknownst to them, it was already late into the night. Lu Xun, who had been joking and teasing, now held the big demoness in his arms. He stared at the canopy above, his brows filled with worry and pain, along with a touch of enlightenment about life. Returning from the abyss and seeing the light of day once more, it felt so beautiful and pleasant.

Speaking of which, how did Xu Xian manage to win over Lady Bai? Both of us have a thousand-year-old snake demoness lying in our beds, so why is he so fortunate while I'm so bitter?

Thinking about this, he sneakily glanced at the big demoness in his arms. At this moment, although her eyes were closed, he could be sure she wasn't asleep but was savoring the aftertaste of happiness. Actually, when he thought about it carefully, he was quite fortunate to meet these three demonesses. In theory, it could be considered the pinnacle of his life. However, this kind of peak was somewhat unconventional.

"Little thief, what are you thinking?" Immortal Miao Feng nestled in his arms, slowly raising her head. Her face was crimson, her hair disheveled, and her eyes were filled with tenderness as she asked softly.

"Nothing, just daydreaming," Lu Xun embraced her tightly in his arms and gently asked, "Sister, how was my performance?"

"It's fine," Immortal Miao Feng said calmly. "It can't be considered the best, but it's not the worst either. Anyway, I'm satisfied."

"You greedy demoness," Lu Xun chuckled helplessly. "Just now, you were all sorts of…"

Before he could finish his sentence, the big demoness hurriedly covered his mouth, scolding him with embarrassment and anger, "I was just cooperating with you to keep you from getting bored. Do you think that after a thousand years of solitude, I could be satisfied with just that?"

"Thank you," Lu Xun said helplessly.

The big demoness lightly bit her lip and twisted her body in his arms. Her rosy cheeks were pressed tightly against his chest as she muttered, "I've found a flying treasure for you. You won't need to reach the Innate Realm to use it. When the time comes, you'll be responsible for the affairs in the capital. I'll give you the spiritual mirror."

After saying that, she suddenly raised her head, staring at him intently, and said, "Don't deceive her and her sister into bed, or else… or else I won't spare you!"

"Sister, you're overthinking it!" Lu Xun exclaimed, "Even if I wanted to, I don't have the energy for it. Xuan Yin and you already make it impossible for me to stand straight. I… I don't have that much energy."

Immortal Miao Feng thought about it and seemed to understand. Even so, she couldn't let her guard down entirely. She pinched his cheek gently and warned in a soft voice, "Every time you come back from outside, Xuan Yin and I will inspect things. If there's even a hint of insincerity…you know the consequences."

"And another thing!"

"Each time you go out, you can't be away for more than seven days. No, no, no, not more than five days," Immortal Miao Feng said with emphasis. "If you're gone for more than five days, no matter where you are in the world, I'll find you and give you a good beating."

This… there are checks and time limits. What freedom is there in this life?

No, no!

If this continues, my position as the head of the household will become the youngest member of the family. Losing my status in the family, what's the difference between me and a dead fish?

Thinking of this, Lu Xun suddenly turned over, looked down at the big demoness, and gazed at her with a wicked smile. He fiercely said, "You demoness, you're so domineering and forceful. You really don't put your husband in your eyes."

"How about it?" Immortal Miao Feng wasn't afraid at all and looked at him flirtatiously. "Do you have any objections?"

"Humph!"

"I have many objections!"

Lu Xun sneered and reached out of the bed, shouting loudly, "Rope, come!"