This Ninja Is Obviously Not Strong but Really Hard to Kill

Chapter 383: Promotion to the Top Shinobi

Chapter 383: Promotion to the Top Shinobi

At Sarutobi's expectant and encouraging look, Naruto gathered his courage and began to form a seal.

"Sexy Technique!"

With a bang, a thousand charming, two ponytailed girl appeared in front of Sarutobi.

Sarutobi's eyes instantly widened and his eyes bulged out, followed by two lines of nosebleeds down the drain

"This.. this..."

Before Sarutobi could shudder and say a complete sentence, Naruto, under the implication of Aoba's eyes, once again formed a seal.

"Next is an advanced version of the jutsu I've developed, Sexy Technique!"

Boom boom boom.

Four dedicated female without cloths with holy light shining on their bodies directly surrounded Sarutobi in the middle.

Sarutobi, who suffered heavy blows one after another, could no longer hold on and instantly burst his blood vessels, his nosebleed was like a fountain that could not be plugged, and finally fell to the ground together with his chair.

"A good and powerful Ninjutsu."

Seeing that the purpose was achieved, Aoba immediately took Naruto and slipped out, while saying to the people outside, "Hokage-sama accidentally fell, go call the medical ninja to come."

The people outside were shocked when they heard this and immediately rushed into the house, followed by a flurry of chickens and dogs

"Hokage-sama, how are you?"

"Hokage-sama, pull yourself together, the medical ninja will be here soon."

"Strange, why is there so much nosebleed from the fall? Did you hit your nose when you fell?"

Listening to the faint noises coming from behind him, Aoba rubbed his chin and wondered if he should ask Naruto to give the old man a regular dose of lewdness in the future. Maybe the old man would soon die of a nosebleed, and then he would be able to plot the dynasty and usurp the throne.

He wondered if Sarutobi was too old to keep up with his health and nutrition.

Alas!....

On the Hokage Rock, the unlucky Aoba tied a square scarf on his head and the culprit Naruto was trying to clean up the paint on it.

Naruto's mood was a bit low, "Aoba Nee-chan, am I giving you trouble?"

Aoba's face turned a bit gloomy and immediately said, "What did you say?You caused me to be scolded by the old man, and had to help you clean up the mess. If I get an excuse from the old man to deduct my mission fee in the future, I'll cut your allowance in half too!"

Naruto deflated, "I thought Aoba Nee-chan would be happy"

"Happy? You drew me so ugly and you think I'd be happy?"

Naruto was stunned and looked over with wide eyes, then saw Aoba gazing at his drawing with extreme 'disgust' and said, "If it wasn't for my name underneath, I wouldn't have recognized it as me. Next time if you draw me so ugly, you see how I will punish you!"

Naruto suddenly cracked a smile and nodded his head stupidly.

"Mmm! Next time I'll try to draw better!"

"There's no next time, wait until when you've passed your drawing skills and gotten my approval."

"I will definitely try my best!"

"You can't just try hard, it also depends on whether you have the talent for it."

"I can!"

"Oh, hurry up and work. This is literally a dark history of mine, and I am determined not to leave it behind."

Naruto laughed happily as he cleaned up his masterpiece.

As for Naruto's 'threat', whatever!

As the two most troublesome people in the entire Konoha, afraid of Hokage? That was a joke!

And in order to pass on this spirit, Aoba also passed on a lot of 'experience' to Naruto, so Naruto's eyes began to shine, and Hokage Rock was filled with the laughter of the two.

These two were a pair of unique brothers...

Konoha's 55 years, February, Ninja Academy conducted a comprehensive examination, this was the first examination Naruto experienced this term.

When the results came out, Sasuke was no doubt to take the first place in the school.

Also the most popular male voted by the girls in this class!

After all, like his brother Itachi, it seemed that the little girls at this time like this kind of high cool model of male.

As for Naruto, he was completely away from the title and was hanging by a thread. Because he had failed the Shuriken test, plus the written test results were poor, so even though the test results of other subjects were excellent, he was defeated during the actual battle with Sasuke and staged a historical reenactment.

But the combined results were still difficult to shake Sasuke from the first position in the whole school.

For this reason, Naruto also sulked for several days.

The reason was naturally not only because he lost to Sasuke in the exam, but also because of Sasuke's damn popularity!

If Naruto's strength wasn't weaker than Sasuke's, then in terms of popularity with girls, Naruto would have been as popular as Sasuke was in the original.

For this, even Aoba couldn't do anything about it.

He couldn't lend his handsome face to Naruto.

And to be honest, the usually cool and handsome Sasuke cpuldn't be compared to the silly Naruto.

In addition, Naruto didn't understand girls at all, and usually his behavior summed up simply to be able to make "everybody annoyed".

So with low popularity, it was normal to not attract the affection of girls.

It was also important to know that even Aoba had to admit that when he was at the Ninja Academy, Itachi, who had a stern face all day and did not pretend to be respectful of any girl, was a little more popular than he was, just a little squeezed together with his index finger and thumb.

Then before Aoba could teach Naruto the "thirty-six styles of straight hooker", he received good news.

He had advanced to Jonin!

In fact, with his strength, resume, and that extremely exaggerated mission completion rate and rank and number, he had long been qualified to be promoted to be Jonin.

The delay in promotion, of course, was due to his age and the current circumstances.

Perhaps in the war years, he and Itachi still had a chance to break Kakashi's record, but in the peace years, that was basically unlikely.

But even so, he became a Konoha 'Jonin' at the age of 13!

And becoming a top ninja means that he would be given the responsibility to carry out those difficult and dangerous A-Rank and S-Rank missions.

In this regard, Aoba didn't feel worried, but had a feeling of finally making it through.

Because becoming a Jonin was equivalent to him getting rid of the status of 'cannon fodder', his status was also greatly improved, and he had a say when he went on missions.

What was more important was that there was a lot of money to be made!

He could finally take on B-Rank missions and above.

To complete an A-Rank mission was at least several hundred thousand ryo, and if it was an S-Rank mission, it was even a million ryo to hit the bottom. There was no cap on it, and it was calculated according to the difficulty of the mission.

Previously, he had worked so hard to complete so many B-Rank missions, but the honorarium was only two hundred thousand at most, simply miserable!