Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 287: Ninth Official Livestream! (2)

Chapter 287: Ninth Official Livestream! (2)

Translator: Exodus Tales Editor: Exodus Tales

Chapter 287 – Ninth Official Livestream! (2)

Jinzhou City, Lanhe District, Chen family’s abode:

Chen Yike laid resting in her room at this time. When she saw her phone’s screen lighting up, she sharpened her spirits and hurriedly reached for the phone.

Looking at the screen, she found that Transdimensional Review’s livestream had already started.

“It’s here!”

Sitting up abruptly, Chen Yike clicked on a screen recording plug-in to record the livestream before setting her phone on her desk. She then sneakily crept out of her room.

“Big Sis, you...”

“Shh!”

After shushing Chen Erke, Chen Yike continued advancing, passing through the living room and arriving before Chen Yu’s bedroom.

“Big Sis, what are you doing?” Chen Erke asked in a low voice as she approached Chen Yike.

“I’m exposing a big secret!”

“Big secret?” Chen Erke couldn’t help but be surprised.

“Shh. Stop speaking and stand behind me.”

“Okay!”

Subsequently, Chen Yike placed her ear against the door and carefully listened for any sounds inside the room.

“...”

“...”

However, even after eavesdropping for half a minute, she failed to hear any sound coming from the room.

“Sure enough, he’s no longer inside his room?” The corners of Chen Yike’s lips raised slightly. She then straightened her back and knocked hard on the door.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

“Brother! Are you inside?”

“What is it?” Chen Yu’s voice suddenly came from inside the room.

Chen Yike: “???”

“Don’t interrupt my sleep if there’s nothing important.”

“Uu...” Chen Yike was startled, her face full of disbelief.

Based on the data she analyzed and the conclusions she reached, she was certain Chen Yu was Transdimensional Review’s uploader! Now that Transdimensional Review’s livestream had already begun, how could there be anyone inside the room?

“Sis, Big Brother is sleeping,” Chen Erke said idly.

“Impossible!”

Turning around, Chen Yike returned to her room. She then carefully inspected her phone on the table. “Did he pre-record his livestream?”

However, when she saw Transdimensional’s UP interacting with his audience, she quickly dismissed this conjecture.

“Strange...”

Feeling unreconciled, Chen Yike approached Chen Yu’s room once more with her phone in hand.

Knock! Knock!

“Big Brother, come out and play!”

“Don’t interrupt my sleep if there’s nothing important.”

“Huh? Is it a voice recording?” Chen Yike grew suspicious. Leaning against the door, she continued shouting, “Brother! Your little sister is lonely! Come and play with me!”

“Scram!”

“This tone... It seems Chen Yu is inside...” Chen Yike lowered her head to look at her phone’s screen. She then looked at the door again, an ugly expression appearing on her face. “Did I really make a mistake? But I keep having the feeling that something is amiss...”

...

Simultaneously, on the Super Floating Castle...

“It’s this amazing?!!”

Chen Yu’s pupils contracted when he saw the product’s name displayed on the card.

“...Alright, it seems I guessed wrongly. Everyone should’ve guessed wrongly as well.”

After overcoming his initial shock, Chen Yu took a deep breath and calmed himself down. He then turned the card’s front toward the camera and said, “Today’s product isn’t some trivial object.

“As everyone can see, the technological product for today’s livestream is–the Oscillating Planet Smasher!”

[What?!]

[Crap!]

[Which bastard was it who suggested the host destroy Earth for fun just now?!]

[UP, stop fooling around. It’s clearly a rich woman’s happy stick...]

[I suddenly have a bold idea!]

[Host, I advise you to be kind.]

[The governments of the various countries should have prepared for such a moment, right? Start launching your nukes now.]

[This is my first time watching one of the host’s livestreams, yet it’s already so exciting? Like, like.]

[Let me just say this! Ever since the firework on New Year, the livestream’s style has turned to the horror genre!]

[Crap...]

[If Earth really is destroyed, the disappearance of my peerless facial appearance will be a major loss to the Milky Way’s third spiral arm.]

[Am I the only one finding this exciting? It’s a planet destroyer! We get to see a planet getting destroyed with our very own eyes! Isn’t that exciting?]

[Exciting, exciting...]

“Through the name alone, we already know this product is something capable of destroying planets. Everyone, please calm down and listen to my explanation,” Chen Yu said, placating his audience when he saw the tide of bullet comments flooding his watch’s screen. “No matter how crazy I am, I can’t possibly test this product on Earth. Isn’t Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, or even our moon a better choice?

[Dammit! That’s just as bad, alright?!]

[So, the doomsday that got postponed from 2012 is finally taking place?]

[I’m returning to the countryside for refuge. Goodbye, everyone.]

[You bunch of fools! Can’t you tell the UP is joking?]

[There’s an honest man here! Everyone, come bully him quickly!]

...

Meanwhile, in the Observer Hall located thousands of kilometers away from the Super Floating Castle...

Groups of data were quickly presented to the various government representatives in the room.

“It seems that Transdimensional’s UP is planning to destroy that asteroid in the outer solar system,” the middle-aged team leader from China said through the microphone before him. While reading the information in his hands, he continued, “Gisella, an asteroid that is 2,300 kilometers in diameter and has a mass close to one-half of Pluto. It is a typical scattered-disc object that deviates from Earth’s orbital plane. In 25 years, it will crash into the solar system due to the drag of the primordial black hole.

“At present, our technical teams still do not know the operating principles of the Oscillating Planet Smasher. We do not know what method it will use to destroy planets, so we cannot analyze whether the destruction of Gisella will pose a threat to the inner solar system and Earth.”

When the middle-aged team leader finished speaking, discussions erupted around the hall.

Half a minute later, America’s representative sternly tapped the table and spoke through his microphone, “Quiet. What I want to know now is whether we have any personnel aboard the floating castle right now.”

“We do,” the assistant behind America’s representative said, nodding. “There are at least four people stationed at the Forbidden Forest’s airport at all times. They are probably less than 100 meters away from Transdimensional’s UP right now.”

“Excellent. According to his usual practice, Transdimensional’s UP will give a comprehensive introduction of the product before entering the testing phase. Notify the technical teams to focus on the introduction phase. Once they find out about the Oscillating Planet Smasher’s operating principles, have them analyze the possible dangers of Giselle’s destruction to Earth immediately and as quickly as possible.

“Also, contact the four people in the Forbidden Forest. Have them be ready to execute orders at all times. If the technical teams reach unfavorable results, have them stop Transdimensional’s UP immediately.”

After America’s representative gave out his series of commands, the whole Observer Foundation began operating quickly and efficiently.

...

“Oh?” Looking at the bullet comments displayed on his watch, Chen Yu shrugged and said, “It seems many people have taken my words seriously. Unfortunately, I am only making a joke. Planets such as Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn are all properties of humanity. As a human myself, I naturally wouldn’t try to destroy them.

“The best target to experiment on is undoubtedly the asteroid that will hit the sun 25 years later! I’m sure my veteran viewers should remember this asteroid. Its name is Gisella, and its mass is roughly equivalent to that of the moon. In the solar system, aside from the eight major planets, Gisella can be considered a relatively large celestial body.

“It seems I’ll get to save the world again.”

Boom!

Kicking the rectangular delivery box away, Chen Yu squeezed the card in his left hand and caressed the tip of the Oscillating Planet Smasher with his right hand. He then faced the camera and said excitedly, “Are you ready?

“While we might not have the opportunity to see how a planet is formed, we finally get to see how one disappears...”