Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 346: Eleventh Official Review! (2)

Chapter 346: Eleventh Official Review! (2)

Chapter 346 – Eleventh Official Review! (2)

:55.

:57.

:59.

:00!

“It’s coming.”

Inside the main hall of the Headmaster’s Tower, Chen Yu abruptly looked up into the air.

The next moment, space within the hall began distorting as a circular wormhole took shape. A small box then gradually emerged from this wormhole.

Thud.

Five seconds later, the white delivery box fell to the ground, and the wormhole gradually disappeared.

A moment later, the distorted space within the hall recovered to its original state.

“It’s so small.” Hurriedly stepping forward, Little Peach picked up the thumb-sized delivery box. She then passed it over to Chen Yu and said, “Mr. Chen, it’s not even the size of human excrement.”

Chen Yu’s outstretched hand froze momentarily at Little Peach’s words. “What kind of bloody description is this?”

“Alright, then.” Timidly, Little Peach said, “It’s larger than excrement.”

“...The problem isn’t the size, okay?!” Snatching the delivery box, Chen Yu waved his hand in annoyance and said, “Don’t speak if you can’t do it properly. Stand behind me.”

“But it clearly isn’t large...” After mumbling some words, Little Peach stood behind Chen Yu obediently.

Raising his hand, Chen Yu carefully inspected the delivery box sitting on his palm and fell into confusion.

The box was no more than five centimeters long and two centimeters wide. Its size roughly resembled the containers for cosmetics such as lipsticks and mascara.

Without a doubt, this was the smallest product he had ever received from the future.

“Can such a small item be a protective product?” Little Peach couldn’t help but ask.

“Wanna bet?” Chen Yu asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Bet? Okay! What should we bet on?” Little Peach immediately grew excited upon hearing the word “bet.”

“We’ll bet whether this thing is a protective product or not. If you lose, you’ll call me Daddy from now on. How about it?”

“What if you lose?”

“I’ll hear you call me Daddy if I lose.”

“Okay!” Little Peach nodded hurriedly. “No problem! We have a deal! You better not regret it!”

“Only fools would regret.”

“Pinky promise!”

“...Fine, pinky promise.”

After saying so, Chen Yu hooked his pinky with Little Peach.

“Open the box! Let’s see what’s inside,” Little Peach said eagerly.

“No. I’ll only open it once the livestream begins,” Chen Yu said.

“Start the livestream now, then!”

“Mhm. Stand behind me.”

After saying so, Chen Yu faced the camera and started the livestream without hesitation.

[Advertising livestream rooms are being activated...]

[All webcasting platforms worldwide connected!]

.66 million.

110 million.

300 million...

As soon as he opened the livestream rooms’ access to the public, hundreds of millions of IPs flooded into the livestream rooms. In just three seconds, the total viewer count had already exceeded 500 million!

[All rise!]

[It’s here!!]

[First! I’m first!]

[First!]

[Fifth.]

[So, this is the rumored Transdimensional Review?]

[Cute.jpg.]

[I’m an old fan. I knew the UP would become famous one day.]

[If it’s gold, there is bound to be a day where it shines.]

[If it shines, there’s bound to be a day where it becomes gold.]

[Host! Mommy loves you!]

[UP, if you’re so amazing, do you dare establish a fan club?]

Two minutes later, the flood of bullet comments began settling down.

Meanwhile, the livestream’s viewer count also settled around the 500-million mark.

In reality, the total viewer count displayed wasn’t an accurate representation of the number of people watching the livestream. After all, the count merely represented the number of IP addresses connected to the livestream. However, not every IP would necessarily have only one viewer sitting behind the screen...

Hence, the number of people actually watching Chen Yu’s livestream now was definitely far more than just 500 million.

I guess I should’ve expected this much. After sighing inwardly, Chen Yu puffed up his chest, looked straight into the camera, and began speaking loudly, “Good morning, friends in the various livestream rooms. This is Transdimensional Review’s eleventh official livestream.

“I am Transdimensional Review’s creator and host. I am responsible for displaying, testing, reviewing, and promoting technological products from future human civilizations. It is a great honor to meet with you all.”

Raising his wrist, Chen Yu glanced at the bullet comment section that had turned chaotic once more before continuing, “It’s been some time since the information ban has been lifted. I’m sure everyone has learned a lot about me, so I will spare you the boring self-introduction. Instead, I’ll get straight into topic and begin today’s review.”

After saying so, Chen Yu displayed the tiny delivery box to the camera.

“This is our protagonist for today. It is the eleventh official livestream’s review product. One thing worth mentioning is that the box is tiny; it is merely the size of a lipstick. In my reviewing career, it is the smallest product I have ever received from the future.

“Now, let’s begin the review’s first phase—the product unboxing.”

Tear!

“Unboxing complete.”

[Beautifully done.]

[The UP is still as fast as always.]

[Even if he’s so fast, it still won’t change his habit of liking other people’s wives.]

[?]

[??]

Tossing away the red tape, Chen Yu scrutinized the box for a moment before opening the small lid. He then poured out the item inside the box and played around with it in his hand.

The product this time was an exquisitely made cylindrical metal tube. The metal tube had a smooth surface and actually felt elastic to the touch.

The tube was hollow, but Chen Yu could see a strange substance inside it.

“Fuu—!”

After pondering for a moment, Chen Yu tried blowing at the tube’s mouth, only to be stopped by his mask.

“As everyone can see, this is an iron tube.” Having the camera zoom in on the tube, Chen Yu explained, “Like you, I also don’t know the identity of this product. I don’t know what uses it has or how I can control it. The box didn’t come with an instruction manual, either. However, I’m certain the product itself comes with a detailed tutorial. Perhaps, it’s right here...”

After saying so, Chen Yu stretched out a pinky. He then inserted it into the metal tube’s mouth under the gaze of his 500 million viewers.

Whoosh!

The next moment, a stream of quantum information flooded into Chen Yu’s network of tissues, cells, genes, and quantum information, quickly merging with his entire body.

Three seconds later, Chen Yu regained consciousness.

Chen Yu took a deep breath as he recalled the familiar feeling of undergoing quantum information fusion. He then faced the camera, a look of excitement appearing on his face.

“Similar to the previous review, I have merged with the built-in quantum information flow of this product. I now know the name, purpose, and control method of this product.

“I believe nobody will be able to guess what it is.”

Slowly raising the metal tube, Chen Yu grinned. While trying to suppress the excitement in his heart, he pushed his pinky even further into the metal tube.

Boom!

A myriad of dazzling lights instantly flooded the entire hall!

The lights were so bright that the audience in front of the screen had nearly gone blind...