Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 368: Maddening Twelfth Official Livestream! (2)

Chapter 368: Maddening Twelfth Official Livestream! (2)

Chapter 368 – Maddening Twelfth Official Livestream! (2)

After standing on the snowy plain in silence for a long time, Chen Yu held up his phone and hesitantly typed out a message.

[Chen Yu: “Can I change the product for this review?’]

[Trandsimensional Marketing: “The product has already been prepared and is ready for space-time transmission at any time. It cannot be replaced.”]

[Chen Yu: “What if I don’t broadcast it?’]

[Trandsimensional Marketing: “Hahahaha...”]

Chen Yu: “...”

Breathing out a sigh, Chen Yu scratched his head in irritation.

[Chen Yu: “Fine. I’ll leave the solar system now.”]

[Trandsimensional Marketing: “We will be monitoring your location at all times and send the product to you once you’ve reached a suitable location. ??”]

Storing away his phone, Chen Yu fell into a daze for a moment before raising his watch to look at the time.

:08 AM.

I can’t continue delaying the stream. Let’s just start it.

After adjusting his posture and putting on his opera mask, Chen Yu tapped his finger on his watch and activated the livestream rooms.

[Advertising livestream rooms are being activated...]

[All webcasting platforms worldwide connected!]

.3 million!

286 million!

632.28 million!

700 million!

The moment he granted access to the public, a frightening number of viewers flooded into the various livestream rooms.

[Ahh!! It’s here!]

[First.]

[First, first!]

[Good morning, father, grandfather, ancestor.]

[I don’t see the female assistant...]

[Don’t worry. She might be pregnant.]

[My family and I are watching the livestream together from the basement because I heard that today’s stream is going to be very dangerous.]

[If even the Earth itself is destroyed, what meaning is there in hiding under your house?]

[Of course, it is so that you can do shameful things.]

[*Waves hand weakly* It’s the end of the world. Isn’t it more exciting to do it outside...]

[?]

[????]

As usual, Chen Yu waited in silence for two minutes. After seeing that the total viewer count had broken past the 750-million threshold and the increase in viewership had slowed down, he said, “Good morning, friends from all over the world. This is Transdimensional Review’s twelfth official livestream, and I am your host. We meet again after a month.

“Before we head into the main topic, I need to digress a little bit.

“I have seen a lot of people’s comments online during this period. Apart from questions asking about the origin of the future technologies I review, most people are curious about my true identity. To put it simply, many people wish to know who I am.

“As for myself, I have never been a person to give partial accounts. Since everyone wishes to know me so much, I’ll just come clean. Not only will this satisfy my fans’ curiosity, but participants of my interactive events can also stop calling Mr. Chen, which sounds quite awkward honestly.”

[What the? You’re springing such a big surprise at us right off the bat?]

[My husband’s identity is finally getting revealed...]

[Fuck! He’s my husband!]

[Have some shame, will you? How much have you sacrificed for him? I have over a tonne of posters of him!]

[You should be the one who’s ashamed. Are those posters even officially authorized by the UP? Those are all pirated versions!]

[Stop arguing. So long as the host has me in his heart, I don’t care how many sisters I will have. He is everyone’s husband, alright?]

[So, you women get to take all the benefits? Are we not worthy of being the UP’s wives as well? When can men rise up in society? I’m angered.]

...

Meanwhile, in the distant Observer Conference Hall...

Upon hearing Chen Yu’s words, the middle-aged team leader’s heart sank. Immediately, he sent a glance at Big Sis Wu, who sat beside him, initiating a silent conversation with her.

Big Sis Wu vaguely raised her thumb and wagged it left and right. (Leader, what should we do?)

In response, the middle-aged team leader quietly scratched his belly-button. (We’ll observe and react appropriately.)

(Does he think that his identity has been exposed because of the attack, so that’s why he doesn’t care about keeping his identity a secret anymore?)

(I don’t know.) The middle-aged team leader tapped a finger on his armrest.

“Leader, please take a look at this (Understood),” Big Sis Wu said as she passed a document to the middle-aged team leader.

Simultaneously, everyone else inside the hall focused all of their attention on Chen Yu.

A few seconds later, lowering the tone of his voice through the bowtie voice changer, Chen Yu said, “My surname is Chen, and my given name is Xiaochun. Chen Xiaochun.”

“Go!”

“Xiaochun Chen!”

“Look into the name immediately! You have permission to access the database!”

“Jinzhou City’s Chen Xiaochun... Jinzhou City’s Chen Xiaochun...”

The hall instantly fell into chaos as the various countries’ representative teams began working frantically to uncover all information on Chen Yu through the given name.

The only exception was China’s team.

The middle-aged team leader: “...”

Big Sis Wu: “...”

Everyone else on the team: “...”

...

“What?”

Simultaneously, inside the living room of an apartment unit near Jinzhou City’s port, Chen Xiaochun, who was drinking and watching Transdimensional Review’s livestream together with his friends, wore a look of confusion on his face.

“D-Did he say Chen Xiaochun?” Chen Xiaochun asked.

“That seems to be the case...” one of Chen Xiaochun’s friends said, his mouth twitching. “Moreover, you two sound exactly the same.”

“...”

“You’re going to become famous,” another friend said.

“What?”

“I said you’re going to become famous,” the second friend repeated.

...

[I almost believed him...]

[Am I really Transdimensional’s UP?]

[It turns out that the host can change his voice. I nearly ovulated when I heard that manly voice just now. ]

[Friendly reminder: Turn off the bullet comments for a better experience.]

“OK, that’s enough chit-chat. Let’s start today’s main topic.”

After sending a glance at the flood of bullet comments displayed on his watch’s screen, Chen Yu turned around and walked toward the Interstellar Portal. “As you can see, I have yet to display today’s product to everyone. It’s not because I am trying to keep you in suspense. It’s just that today’s product is extremely hazardous, and it needs to be reviewed at a safe location. Meanwhile, even my current location, Siberia, is far from sufficient to review today’s product.

“Hence, the search for an evaluation venue will also be included in today’s program.”

After saying so, Chen Yu arrived before the metal arch and began swiftly manipulating the holographic console.

Seeing this, most of the audience who thought that, for safety’s sake, Chen Yu was going to switch the review venue places like the Sahara Desert, Antarctica, or even outside of Earth, on Mars, or at the solar system’s edge, couldn’t help but feel a sense of security.

[The UP really is a caring person. He knows how to protect the environment.]

[I knew it. I knew the nonsense spouted by the media cannot be trusted. The host isn’t a fool. If he blew up the Earth, where would he live?]

[Everyone, you can leave your underground bunkers now.]

However, immediately afterward, the spectating audience felt that something was amiss.

This was because Chen Yu did not use the Interstellar Portal to teleport directly to the review venue. Instead, he teleported to the Super Floating Castle’s airport and ascended the Type-R Spacecraft...

The next moment, the spacecraft lifted off the ground. Chen Yu then waved his hand at the camera and said, “Let’s move two light-years away from the solar system and see if that’s a sufficiently safe distance.”

[?]

[??]

[!!!]

[!!!!!]