Transmigrated Into the Film King’s Little Wife

Chapter 18:

Xi Jiameng became a legend. The fastest-growing female star also died the fastest.

Overnight, she won many titles, such as #????#, #??????#, #???????#, etc.

No one dared to compare these titles, only she deserved it.

The ratings of "Happy with You for the Rest of My Life" broke 1 on the first day of its premiere, but scandals abounded the next day, and the ratings dropped to 0.5 that night. The third day was even worse. The data behind is even more unsightly. The TV station was like eating a fly, screaming in anger, scolding the producer bloody, and the producer scolding Jin Yun so badly that life would be worse than death. Jin Yun scolded Xi Jiameng again to the point of jumping off the building. Later, the show cut the episodes and ended hastily.

Fans of the leading actor Jiang Zhe were outraged. Aidou had finally waited for such a good role, and a vicious woman ruined it. #?????????# has become a permanent topic in Jiang Zhechao's talk.

As Xi Jiameng passed through the center of the earth, the victim Liang Wen actually won the support of many netizens.

Even #????# was posted on the hot search, and even overwhelmed #?????# at a certain time, and was ranked first in the hot search.

Zuo Xing caught a glimpse of this scene, feeling very complicated. Tell the oppressed person, who knows that they have a calm face, saying that it is not normal for them to be oppressed by their daughter-in-law?

Caught off guard driving, let the left almost fell down. Is my minister still that person who is obsessed with acting and not close to women?

Liang Wen doesn't care how Xi Jiameng terminates the contract with Ding Yu, or how to explain to Gao Yihao, she is now focusing on "Maiko", after all, she has to complete the last three scenes of the first act this week: killing prisoners and offering sacrifices, The officials feasted and went to the palace to serve the bed. These scenes require complex body movements and abundant emotional expression, which is very exhausting.

Oh, by the way, Xing Ximin, who originally clamored to fire her, immediately smiled when she saw Jin Yun's downfall, saying that she was confused for a while, and sincerely persuaded Liang Wen to stay as the lead female dancer of "Maiko". Mei Zhou said very arrogantly that she had no intention of changing people. It made Lao Xing very angry.

Thanks to the decisive video sent by the mysterious person F in time, and other solid hammers, which exposed Xi Jiameng's most **** nature, and thanks to Luo Hang's decisive handling and strong control and criticism, Liang Wen was able to turn around in a day. Although the bad influence is still there, at least the truth is exposed, so she doesn't have to be scapegoated.

The training intensity this week is extremely high, and I don’t get home until it’s dark every day. Ying Shunchen went to the filming crew, fearing that she would not eat well, so he transferred a cooking aunt from the old man.

A week passed quickly, and on Friday night, Luo Hang came to the school to pick her up and take her to the airport.

Liang Wen was so tired that she couldn't even lift her feet, so she fell asleep when she got in the car. When I woke up, I arrived at the airport.

Then she remembered and asked, "What's your name?"

Chai Yang didn't say anything except that this variety show was related to dance.

Tsk!

Luo Hang said: ""My village has a guest"."

"..." Liang Wen: A strong regional flavor. It really is a variety show related to dance.

"What else?"

Luo Hang paused, "Other than that, the program team keeps it secret."

Come on. The current variety show is not a qualified variety show if the guests can't die.

She already felt the "determination" of the program group!

"This is the suitcase Xiao Guo prepared for you." Luo Hang pushed a suitcase over.

Guo Shu is the life assistant arranged by Chai Yang for Liang Wen. A fat and cute girl.

Xiao Guo: "Sister, I packed a lot of mosquito repellent water and sunscreen. I heard that it was a village. I was afraid that you might not be used to the local food. I also prepared some snacks. Long-sleeved trousers and long skirts can be stuffed I'm full and I'm full."

Liang Wen paused, and according to the **** nature of the program group, I am afraid that you will collect everything you take. However, she took the suitcase and thanked her, and waved her hand into the VIP passage.

After flying for more than three hours, we arrived at Haikou Airport. The program team received her and drove to Wuzhishan City for more than two hours without saying a word.

The guests are all arranged in a five-star hotel somewhere in the city. Liang Wen didn't see anyone, and she didn't know who she was going to be with for the next two days and one night.

After a night's rest, the program crew woke her up early in the morning.

The breakfast was delivered to the guest room, and Liang Wen understood it at a glance.

It was clearly to let her eat the last meal, and once she entered the village, she would have the final say.

She sat down at the table with the bread in her left hand and the bacon in her right hand, eating all of them.

While eating, he gave a thumbs up to the moving camera on the opposite side: "It tastes good! It's just that there is no very hungry meat."

"..." Camera: This is the person from the village. Feeling poor.

Liang Wen's unaffected eating made the audience watching the live broadcast dumbfounded, and someone who was unaware of this did not set a burden at all and ate with joy.

#Shenxian Miss Sister, here I come.

#My God, Miss Fairy, don’t you know this is a live broadcast? Eating without stress, I'm starving.

#???. At first glance, he deliberately set himself up as a grassroots person. Fairy fart, it sounds disgusting.

#In front, if you don't look at it, you can click the fork, and you won't see it if you turn left.

#No one expects what kind of stockade it is? I feel that the program group is so mysterious this time. No publicity of any kind. Both the guests and the audience were stunned.

#Are you stupid in front? It's not that the program group doesn't promote, it's because they don't have the money to promote. The few people you didn't see are all famous people. I'm afraid it won't make it through the first season.

#????. It was popular the day before yesterday, it was black yesterday, and it was on a variety show today. This operation is too rough. I kind of want to turn dark.

#???'s beauty makes me feel full without eating.

At this time, six windows appear in the lens at the same time. Except for the scene where Liang Wen ate hard, only one of the other five people, a professional variety show cafe named Shang Lian, ate happily, and the other four ate very lightly and politely. Even a fourth-tier female star named He Shiyun just took a sip of milk and explained with a smile: I went on vacation with my good friends before, it was too relaxing, and I need to strengthen my body management recently.

#Hahaha. My Wen is a real foodie!

#I go. He Shiyun is also there. This show is so dumb.

#????, in her thirties, she still pretends to be tender. scattered scattered. There's nothing good about this show.

#The program group is too poor, what the **** are the invited guests? Internet celebrity Liang Wen, outdated model Qu Siyang, retired athlete Le Jun, girl teacher leader He Shiyun, variety show veteran Shang Lian, boy team rookie Qi Chuanchuan.

#??, ??, Qi Ruo Changhong, love you forever!

#Who TM dares to hack our poetry rhyme. How hard have you worked on our poetry rhyme?

#With He Shiyun, this show will be popular.

#A few days ago, someone broke the news that He Shiyun was traveling with a wealthy businessman. Today she said this like provocation! Could it be for the rich businessman's wife? !

#In front of you, your brain hole is too big to cut!

#Scattered scattered. I still go to watch old variety shows.

The barrage was full of bad-mouthing about this show, and the director had a black line in his head: This year's netizens are too poisonous.

After breakfast, the six guests drove to a certain village in Wuzhi Mountain.

Get on the expressway, get off the expressway, enter the county road, enter the country road, bumpy all the way, with green mountains and green waters all the way, and finally reach the destination.

When Liang Wen got out of the car, she saw a big river lying in front of her. The terraced fields on the other side of the river were circling, and the rice was bending over. Some villagers were manually harvesting. She squinted her eyes, and there was a village on the opposite side of the mountain. Could it be it?

Before he had time to digest the information, five cars followed, and five other guests got off.

Liang Wen only knows He Shiyun, Le Jun and Monk Lian. One is a fourth-tier actress with works, one has achievements in winning glory for the country, and one is a frequent guest of variety shows.

No matter what, Liang Wen could only force a smile, but she was thinking about a serious question: This river is so wide, not to mention the bridge, and there is not even a zipline, how will I cross the river later?

#Ha ha ha ha. Everyone had awkward but polite smiles on their faces.

#??? is worthy of being a former model, with a small face and a long body, she walks with a big aura and is full of aggressiveness.

#??? is so handsome, he and Qu Siyang walked together, with a matching face.

#???, did He Shiyun think she was here to walk the red carpet? Who do you want to compare to when you are dressed so grandly?

#tsk tut tut. In terms of stature, she can't compare to Qu Siyang, in terms of face, she can't compare to Liang Wen and Qi Chuanchuan, and in terms of variety show skills, she can't compare to veteran Shang Lian. She also pretends to be tender and can surpass everyone.

Just when the bullet screen was trying to black the most He Shiyun, suddenly a group of people in national costumes ran out of nowhere in the camera, holding a long bamboo pole in their hands, screaming in their mouths, aggressively Come to the guests!

#? ? ? ? ?

#?…Li bamboo pole dance?

#This is Lizhai?

#Damn, the most dazzling national style!

Not to mention the bewildered faces of the bullet screens, Liang Wen and the other five guests were frightened by the situation.

"..." Liang Wen: I'm autistic. When you come to Hainan to shoot villages, the Li people are the first choice. I forgot to review my homework beforehand. Boo!

Qu Siyang grew up abroad. Apart from being able to speak Chinese, she knows little about five thousand years and 56 ethnic groups. In a split second, Huarong turned pale, and quickly grabbed Liang Wen who was closest to her, and asked in a low voice, "Are they going to beat someone?"

Liang Wen: "...they are welcoming us!"

Qu Siyang breathed a sigh of relief, stroked his chest, and said, "That's good!"

Liang Wen: "..."

The sharp-eyed barrage found the two whispering, and someone immediately said:

#Ha ha ha ha. Qu Siyang seemed to be frightened? !

#I noticed that too. What about attacking Qi?

Accompanied by the sound of passionate drums, a group of people held bamboo poles and stopped in front of the guests. There were eight people in groups, four on the left and four on each side. Occasionally cross-beat. Another group of Li girls wearing Li skirts jumped into the gaps of the bamboo poles with a smile, their toes were light, they turned around and danced at will, like butterflies dancing on the stream.

The guests finally came to their senses and applauded in rhythm. In particular, Shang Lian really has the strongest sense of variety, and immediately ran to the village sisters, shaking his shoulders, with an obsessed expression, and the bullet screen jumped out hahaha.

#Who pushes him, I want to see Shang Lian get pinched.

#Seconded! Let him wave!

#Seconded! make him hurt!

At this time, the host Qiu Bao came over, dressed in men's clothing of the Li nationality, with a collarless red jacket, black trousers, a red turban wrapped around his head, and a pheasant feather stuck inside.

#Wow. It turned out to be the baby hosting. This show is over.

#premonition This is a show that is supported by the host.

#????, I want to do a show with a group of fools.

#????hosting, shows that there is still hope for this show.

Director: ...This year's netizens are knowledgeable.

Qiu Bao is not handsome, but he is smart and especially good at mobilizing the atmosphere. He strode up to the guests, solemnly, and said in a straight voice: "Unity and forge ahead in the new era, and five fingers will compete in Lizhai's demeanor. Guests and friends, live viewers, welcome to the large-scale celebrity reality show "My Zhaizi is Coming" In-depth experience of the program. Our program aims to promote the intangible cultural heritage of the nation and love my Chinese civilization. I am the village owner Qiu Bao. Welcome my guests!"

#Ha ha ha ha. What the **** is a broadcast cavity?

#This is the first time I saw such a main theme in a variety show.

#Why do you think Liang Wen's face is the most ignorant?

Liang Wen: Damn! It turned out to be a live broadcast? ? ! My food was seen by the whole world. hum.

Qiu Bao turned sideways, "Guests, across the river is the Li Village that we will experience this two days and one night - Nalai Village. The last and most primitive village in Hainan. 100% Li ethnic group, with a registered population of 512. As the owner of the village, I I am very proud, and I look forward to all the distinguished guests eating and having fun in this village."

When he said the last sentence, Qiu Bao winked his eyes.

"..." Liang Wen: I seem to have heard the subtext. Nine times out of ten, I can’t eat well, and I also have a hard time playing.

Shang Lian chuckled: "Director Qiu, as the head of the village, you should know how to dance bamboo poles."

Qiu Bao pretended to be angry, "Are you doubting the identity of the village owner?"

He Shiyun weakly raised her hand and pointed to the other side of the river, "Master, it's so hot here. When can I go to the village, it looks so cool over there."

Le Jun came to He Shiyun's side, raised his palm and set up a small tent on her forehead, "Shiyun, it's not hot now."

He Shiyun looked flattered, "Thank you, Xiaojun."

Liang Wen turned her face away, turned her eyes to the green mountains and green waters, and washed her eyes with the great rivers and mountains of the motherland.

Shang Lian also leaned forward, "Le Jun, you can set up a shade for me too."

Le Jun ruthlessly pushed him away, "Unless you change your gender."

Shang Lian raised his orchid finger and poked Le Jun's chest muscles, "Damn ghost!"

The two were arguing, suddenly Qu Siyang pointed at the crowd and shouted.

Everyone took a closer look, Liang Wen stepped into the gap of the bamboo pole dance at some point.

Bang bang bang, da da da, the inertia of the bamboo pole does not decrease, and the gaps open and close from time to time, and people who can't jump will get their feet caught in an instant.

Liang Wen went in with one foot, and was only a little confused, then jumped up with the other foot. In an instant, a butterfly flew up. The enthusiastic ponytail flicked up and blended in with a group of girls from the Li ethnic group.

Qiu Bao heaved a sigh of relief, and shouted, "Wow. As expected of a fairy lady, she can dance any dance."

As he said that, he also jumped in, apparently after training.

Liang Wen avoided the camera, gritted her teeth, "Someone pushed me!"

Qiu Bao let out a cry, and looked at the guests. Everyone was smiling, and no one behaved abnormally.

The barrage has exploded.

#Rely on. I saw He Shiyun pushing Liang Wen. Liang Wen stepped into the bamboo pole.

#I saw it too. Nima. What kind of hatred, what kind of resentment, to deceive the little girl like this.

#Don't black my poetry rhyme. It was clear that Liang Wen didn't stand firm and fell in.

#Don't make judgments first, watch the recording later.

#incredible. My Wen dances so beautifully.

#Jump well.

Director: Woohoo! The guests are so cooperative, I feel that I have earned it!

Qiu Bao turned around, continued to jump on his feet, and said comfortingly: "Wenwen, I'll ask the director later. It shouldn't happen, someone may have bumped into you."

Liang Wen knew it was a live broadcast, so correcting this was useless.

On the contrary, he smiled generously and joked: "The program team should buy insurance for me. If my foot gets hurt, don't make them bankrupt."

Seeing what Liang Wen said, Qiu Bao immediately laughed, "I bought it, I bought it. Don't worry."

A small episode turned over and began to group.

Three men and three women, divided into two groups.

Qiu Bao held the cue card, "We use games to form groups. I ask questions, and if the answer is yes, then squat down. If the answer is no, continue to stand. Three people in the same position at the same time constitute a group."

The six people understood and stood in a row, waiting for questions.

"Excuse me, have you ever been in a relationship during high school?"

As soon as the question came out, only Qi Chuanchuan squatted down among the six people.

Qi Chuanchuan squatted stupidly, looking at the others with a bewildered expression. "Huh? Just me?"

#Ah ah ah. Who took away my Guaichuan's first love? !

#program group is poisonous, asking such a private matter!

#Silly son, if you say this kind of thing, you will lose fans.

Director: This is the desired effect. Hey hey.

Qiu Bao asked: "Shi Yun is a school flower, didn't you talk about it in high school?"

He Shiyun covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly, "My family is very strict."

#???? is so obedient!

#vomit vomit!

Qiu Bao suddenly realized, and turned to Liang Wen, "Wenwen, how about you?"

Liang Wen didn't even think about it, "Maternity solo." After speaking, she remembered her married status! Forget it, it's a hidden marriage anyway, the answer is correct.

Qiu Bao was shocked, "No way. All the beauties are single?"

Shang Lian was so angry that he jumped, "I'm such an ugly person who is single and easy to kill? Who in this world is in love?"

After the first question, Qiu Bao continued to ask: "Have you ever regretted being drunk?"

As soon as the problem came out, the three squatted down at the same time.

Liang Wen, Qi Chuanchuan, Qu Siyang.

Grouping succeeded.

"Chuan Chuan, what do you regret?"

Qi Chuanchuan: "I can speak English fluently when I'm drunk. It's still the kind that combines Chinese and English."

Everyone: "??! Glish, are you still in the mood?"

"Siyang, what about you?"

Qu Siyang: "Call your ex-boyfriend."

Everyone showed sad and distressed expressions.

Qiu Bao clicked his tongue twice, "After the call, what did he say?"

Qu Siyang clenched his fists, "Don't hit me anymore. I have a girlfriend."

#omg. It's too bad.

#Ex-boyfriend is poisonous.

#Qu Siyang is poisonous. They broke up and called their ex-boyfriends.

#This girl is so stupid, tell me about it. Aren't you looking for shame?

#Do you want to be so serious? It's just a variety show. All for laughs.

Qiu Bao continued to ask: "Wenwen, how about you?"

In Liang Wen's mind, the scene of drinking and kissing Ying Shunchen forcefully appeared in her mind, she quickly shook her head, trying to get rid of the unsightly memories.

#Ha ha ha ha. What exactly did she remember?

#I'm afraid it's not a striptease? ! After all, dancing is instinctive.

#You in front are poisonous. Get out!

Qiu Bao was still waiting for the answer, but Liang Wen said without changing her expression, "Sleep. The kind that sleeps until unconscious."

Everyone: I believe you are evil!

After the grouping was successful, the six guests were led to an old pier.

A crooked neck tree is responsible for the shade of the entire pier. Several bluestone slabs extend towards the river in turn.

He Shiyun was already impatient with waiting, "Village Master, how do we get to the opposite side? Where's the boat?"

#hehe. Aren't you just a wreck!

#????, what kind of cleverness is shaking!

Qiu Bao calmly said, "Don't worry. Oh, here we come!"

Everyone turned around in unison, suddenly petrified collectively.

The three Li sisters each held a round gourd, and the six Li brothers walked straight towards the crowd carrying three small canoes.

Liang Wen: Old Chai tricked me! The promised variety show related to dance? ? !

#Hahaha. What the hell? Canoes I can understand, what is a gourd? Could it be possible that the guest should turn into a gourd baby and **** up all the water in the river?

#As a Li nationality, I don't know what this gourd is used for?

#See here and can't help but praise, this program is really to promote national culture and protect national intangible cultural heritage. Popular science, the gourd is a unique water wading tool of the Li people, and its scientific name is wading waist boat. It is the most primitive swimming ring. Needless to say, canoes are used by many ethnic groups living by the river.

#Good show. Six candles are lit!

Director: Wow. Now comes the best part!

Qiu Bao picked up a waist boat for crossing the water, "The gourd is one of the totems of the Li people. According to legend, when the ancestors of the Li people encountered a great flood, only a man and a woman got into the gourd and escaped. From this, the descendants of the Li people were born. "

Qi Chuanchuan raised his hand, "The gourd is the Noah's Ark of the Li people."

Qiu Bao praised, "Yes! This gourd was also the main river crossing tool used by the villagers in the past. It is called a waist boat for crossing water."

He Shiyun smiled very stiffly. Whether it's this broken gourd or that broken piece of wood, she doesn't want to touch either. The cheating company found her such a crappy variety show. Originally thinking that the other five people were not as famous and senior as her, she easily attracted more attention. Who knew this show was too low. What broken arrangement? If the top variety show hadn't been snatched away by the bosses, she wouldn't have been reduced to this hopeless situation.

Qi Chuanchuan took the initiative to walk to the waist boat for crossing the water, touched the leather cover on it, "It seems to be made of cowhide."

After finishing speaking, he took a gourd and put it on the top of his head, "plus version of the gourd water baby." Then he poked at the river, his round eyes opened angrily, and he roared, "Suck!"

#Ha ha ha ha. Sao operation.

#Laugh to the end! Is sand sculpture character design popular among boy groups now?

#Can he hear the barrage sound? Someone just said that the guests were asked to use gourds to **** up the river water.

The other guests laughed together.

He Shiyun: "Help me. Who can carry me across the river?"

Qiu Bao: "We want to experience life in Lizhai immersively, and we must personally participate in all of these."

Knowing that she couldn't hide, Liang Wen took the initiative to say, "Village Master, how should we choose?"

"Let's come up with a team name first."

The two groups got together separately, and after discussing for half a minute, they each came out to announce the team name.

Qi Chuanchuan was promoted as the captain, and he stood up and shouted: "We are the brother and sister team!"

#a ha ha ha. It's brother and sister.

#??What the **** is that disgusting look in her eyes?

#Why does she dislike us Chuanchuan? She's just a goofy dancer.

#Don’t fry the old Huangli in front, thank you!

Le Jun was promoted to be the captain, "We are a team of handsome men and beautiful women!"

#vomit. Is Le Jun boasting? By the way, kneel and lick He Shiyun?

#It seems that there is nothing Shang Lian here?

#What a cheesy team name.

#Very appropriate! My poetry rhyme is a very beautiful woman!

Qiu Bao: "The two teams first choose their means of wading. Should they choose a wading boat or a canoe?"

He Shiyun hurriedly raised her hand and said, "The team of handsome men and beautiful women chooses a canoe."

She didn't prepare a suitable swimsuit, so don't be ashamed. At least the canoe does not make people wet.

Qi Chuanchuan led Liang Wen and Qu Siyang to discuss together, and directly chose to cross the water.

After all, this is a characteristic of the Li nationality, and it would be a pity not to experience it.

Qi Chuanchuan cheered up the team, "It's okay, I'm here. At worst, I'll drag you one by the arm."

Liang Wen and Qu Siyang said at the same time, and turned to hug the gourd at the same time.

Qi Chuanchuan: "..."

Waist boats have a big belly. In the past, when Li people went out to cross the river, they took off their clothes and put them in, and then covered them with leather covers. When they got to the other side, they could wear dry clothes. Very convenient.

Qu Siyang was born as a model, and she used to wear close-fitting suspenders and shorts underneath. Without saying a word, she took off her clothes on the spot and stuffed the long clothes and trousers she was wearing into the gourd.

#I rely on. So fierce. Good shape.

#Welfare!

#This show is starting to be interesting!

#???The only thing he can do is his own figure. When not revealing at this time.

Liang Wen: "??!"

Qu Siyang smiled charmingly at her, "Take it off!"

"..." Liang Wen: I seem to have been molested... no, I was provoked!

#Ah ah ah ah. I ate this pair of cp. The banner of Wenqu was raised.

#omg. If Liang Wen dares to take off, I will follow this show.

He Shiyun caught a glimpse of this, secretly proud of herself. Check it out. No bathing suit change, see how you undress. At that time, don't get wet, and be appreciated by everyone on the Internet.

Liang Wen turned her back and took off her shirt, leaving only a black short sleeve. He took off his pants, leaving only a pair of black shorts. Strictly, only the slender arms and calves are exposed.

#Pants off, can you show me this? ?

#??Is this prepared?

#Ha ha ha ha. It seems to see Qi Chuanchuan's disappointed eyes? Could it be that he wants to see a bikini outfit?

Liang Wen was really wronged. The reason why she still wore such a suit underneath was because she thought that in case the show crew took the box with the pot, she would have to keep a piece of pajamas. So I wore this set inside. Who knew it was right!

The one who taught me how to cross the water and the waist boat was Wang Jianping, a little brother of the Li nationality in the village. Li people now basically speak Han names, which is convenient for communicating with outsiders. This little brother was about thirty years old, with dark skin and a strong body. When he saw Liang Wen and Qu Siyang, he didn't know where to put his eyes shyly.

He silently demonstrated how to use the waist boat for crossing the water. After the demonstration, he plunged into the river with only his head exposed.

Zhai brothers and Zhaimeier team had no choice but to hide their doubts in their stomachs, preparing to go into the water and practice first.

Liang Wen tentatively entered the water, holding the gourd with one arm, and jumped forward, followed by paddling with the other hand, paddling with both feet at the same time, and swam forward sideways. It's quite easy.

Qu Siyang was next door to her, and he was also a good swimmer. She grabbed the old vine netting on the gourd with both hands, and swung her legs up and down. This posture is another way taught by Wang Jianping.

Suddenly there was a loud cry, and Liang Wen turned her head to look, only to see Qi Chuanchuan hugging the gourd tightly with both hands, leaning his whole body backwards, watching the river water almost up to his chin.

#Ha ha ha ha. The slap in the face was caught off guard.

#I agreed to pull one with one hand?

#Qi Shadiao, can't it be pretending?

Liang Wen quickly swam over, put her arms around his waist, and pushed him up.

Unexpectedly, Qi Chuanchuan immediately gave up the gourd, wrapped his arms around Liang Wen's neck, and a big man hung directly on Liang Wen's body.

The author has something to say: so shy. This is the first time I write a variety show, it is my favorite setting. It's very well written, I don't know if you like it or not? Anyway, thank you all for your support.