Chapter 109: Setting Fireworks for the Chaldeans - Physical
Chapter 109: Setting Fireworks for the Chaldeans - Physical
Chapter 109: Setting Fireworks for the Chaldeans - Physical
Bai Song is currently in a state where he can barely support himself. Just take a look at his wallet, named Ryuunosuke's wallet, containing only three ten thousand yuan bills. Then look at the dog, the cat, the mouse, and himself that he needs to take care of.
Just the thought of it makes Bai Song feel the weight of financial insufficiency pressing down on him like a huge rock, suffocating him to the point where he can't even breathe. If there were one more mouth to feed, Bai Song's household would declare bankruptcy due to financial crisis.
And yet, a foodie like Artoria demands a grand meal from him. Seriously, is this even human language?
"You want a last meal?"
"Of course! It's every death row inmate's right, especially since I am a knight!" Artoria solemnly stared into Bai Song's eyes and said with seriousness.
"So, you want a big chicken leg, don't you?"
"Yes, yes!" Artoria eagerly nodded at Bai Song's words, her eyes sparkling with excitement.
"And mashed potatoes?"
"That's right!" Upon hearing this, Artoria reminisced about Gao Wenqing's mashed potatoes and nodded once again. Having a familiar taste in her last meal wasn't a bad thing.
"And let's pour a generous spoonful of gravy on top?"
"Absolutely!" Artoria vigorously nodded a few more times, her face turning red, and drool starting to form at the corners of her mouth. At this moment, she could almost smell the aroma of meat sauce, mashed potatoes, and roasted chicken leg.
"Do you want it?"
"I do!"
"You want it? Well, keep wanting it!" With that, Bai Song casually lit Artoria's fuse with a flick of his hand.
Then he turned and walked towards the fifth victim, his movements graceful and leaving no trace of regret behind.
As Artoria watched Bai Song's figure recede, her smile froze instantly, and the gleam in her eyes vanished in an instant. The whole world seemed to turn grey.
"You damn Schrdinger! You're not human! You... sob, sob!" Once she regained her senses, Artoria began angrily cursing Bai Song. However, before she could utter more than a few words, Tom, who was drooling beside her, covered her mouth with a rag.
Ignoring the commotion behind him, Bai Song arrived at the fifth victim. This victim was noticeably calm. Even though there was no rag stuffed in their mouth, they remained resolute and did not beg for mercy. Bai Song found this quality admirable, but he had no pity for such admirable qualities. Without saying a word, he swiftly lit the fireworks for them and moved on to the next victim... or rather, the mastermind.
"As I said, I'm really innocent. I have family to take care of. Please let me go!" Gudako cried in pain, pleading with Bai Song.
"Yes, yes, I understand."
"I'm truly innocent. I've never harmed anyone, anyone!" At this point, Gudako silently pondered. She had caused her teammates to die many times, and every time, her sister got injured.
"Yes, I get it."
After saying that, Bai Song couldn't help but burst into laughter. If he said anything more, he felt like he would start laughing uncontrollably. That wouldn't do, not at all. He needed to laugh comfortably, like after watching a fireworks show. That's when it's most enjoyable.
Seeing that Bai Song had no intention of showing mercy, Gudako stopped pretending and angrily exclaimed, "Schrdinger, you have a heart as ruthless as ever!"
No matter how Gudako cursed, Bai Song remained unfazed. After all, his name wasn't Xuedingge.
Turning around and returning to his small stool, Bai Song moved it aside and comfortably lay down on the grassy riverside, quietly awaiting the fireworks display.
Spike, Tom, and Jerry followed suit when they saw Bai Song, imitating his posture. They lay on the ground with their hands covering their heads, legs stretched out and apart. With the slope of the lawn, it couldn't get any more comfortable.
From left to right, it was Spike, Bai Song, Tom, and Jerry. All three of them fixed their gaze on the six skyward-flying monkeys, eagerly anticipating the beauty of the fireworks.
And at that moment, the fuses of all the skyward-flying monkeys finally started to shorten.
Yes, the first skyward-flying monkey ignited earlier, but until Bai Song finished chatting with the last victim, its fuse hadn't even started to shorten. It just burned there, without consuming even a bit of the fuse.
Watching the fuses gradually getting shorter, Bai Song had the feeling that there were fewer skyward-flying monkeys than before. If there were seven, it would be a perfect kill, but unfortunately, there were only six now.
However, it didn't matter. Seeing the expressions of these people gradually turning fearful one by one, Bai Song felt happy.
As it's widely known, smiles are contagious. When Bai Song was feeling uncomfortable, everyone in Chaldea was laughing, but now that everyone in Chaldea had become the fireworks themselves, their smiles naturally transferred to Bai Song's face.
It's really great. Revenge was satisfying in one go. Each of these guys had come over for no reason and disturbed him while he was sleeping. This, this is called retribution!
"Buzz, buzz, buzz!!!" x6.
As the fuses burned out completely, a total of six sky-soaring monkeys spewed forth fierce flames, embarking rapidly towards the sky.
Although they ascended simultaneously, there was a difference in their speeds, seemingly corresponding to the order in which Bai Song ignited the fuses. The first Chen Gong soared at the highest velocity, as if in a rush to be reborn.
The subsequent rockets had gradually slower speeds, ensuring an orderly sequence of explosions.
Gazing at the increasingly distant ground, Gudako, filled with sorrow and anger, tearfully exclaimed, "I will definitely come back!!!"
"Boom!!!"
"Boom!!!"
"Boom!!!"
...
One sky-soaring monkey after another exploded, and with each explosion, numerous fireworks bloomed around the main firework, creating a particularly splendid display that adorned the entire sky.
Each main firework depicted the face of the individual responsible for the explosion, even capturing their expression at the moment of detonation. It was highly appropriate.
Those who witnessed this fireworks spectacle were not limited to Bai Song and the three monkeys; countless citizens of Fuyuki City also took notice of this fireworks show and stopped to enjoy the view.
Perhaps these evildoers from Chaldea initially brought many stories of sadness to this world.
For instance, ambushing a benevolent passerby with arrows, indiscriminate arrow bombardment of Fuyuki's streets, and demolishing the walls of residential homes.
They even disturbed the peaceful sleep of a certain Bai-named man, harassed his dog, and bullied the cat in his home, feeding his dog unhealthy junk food like Excalibur.
However, despite these misdeeds committed by the Chaldean group, they also brought joy to this world upon their departure.