Chapter 58: Mashu: I'm Not Pure Anymore
Chapter 58: Mashu: I'm Not Pure Anymore
Chapter 58: Mashu: I'm Not Pure Anymore
Nearby, after seeing Arash's attack hit Bai Song's face, the words "HP-0" appeared above Bai Song's head, causing Mashu to quickly retreat while holding her shield.
It was too strange, really strange. When Tom appeared next to Bai Song, he would instantly regain full health and suddenly become unafraid of Arash. At that moment, the word "Danger" appeared above Mashu's head!
Bai Song looked at the arrow on the ground, trembling with fear. That explosive arrow had come dangerously close to his face. If Jerry had been a bit slower, he would have been on the verge of writing his last words. No, wait... he didn't even have time to write any last words. Tom had time to write a farewell note before being hit because Tom is a comedic character. Bai Song was not a comedic character. He would have surely become a rain of Bai Songs in the sky on the spot.
As soon as he realized that he had almost been hit due to the opponent's unfair sneak attack, Bai Song immediately abandoned any thoughts of negotiations. It was time to take action!
No longer hesitating, Bai Song straightened his body, swung his left hand forward, and extended his left index finger, shouting to Tom, "Great opportunity, Tom, go!"
Tom nodded frantically and immediately closed his eyes, launching a fearless charge... in the opposite direction!
It wasn't a retreat, definitely not. Tom knew very well that he wasn't running away from the human in front of him wielding a gigantic weapon. He was launching an attack in the opposite direction!
Yes, that's right. An attack in the opposite direction. After all, the Earth is round. If he kept charging in the opposite direction, he would eventually appear behind Mashu. When that happened, whether he would strike with a stick or perform a thousand years of death, it would all depend on his whims.
However, at the moment when Tom charged backward, Bai Song maintained his forward pointing posture and slightly turned his body to the right. Simultaneously, he extended his right leg toward the right-rear and hooked Tom's neck with his foot.
Then, Bai Song pressed his empty right hand against Tom's head and twisted it clockwise. Tom's sprinting direction changed from backward to forward.
At that moment, even though Tom's eyes were still closed, he understood everything. He just didn't want to face it.
But in the end, Tom opened his eyes and realized that the human who had been chasing and attacking him moments ago seemed to have launched an attack in the opposite direction, just like his previous self.
After witnessing this scene, Tom immediately understood that this human, Bai Song, must be afraid of his new master. After all, even dogs need to consider their owners, not to mention a super cute cat like himself.
Once Tom thought he understood everything, he instantly became fearless. Indeed, as long as he had a master backing him up, there was nothing to worry about!
Tom was ready to run a thousand miles and give up the food rewards for beating the first few people. But now, seeing Mashu run away because she was afraid of her master, Tom realized that he could still gain a chicken leg-level reward from this situation!
Just imagining the delicious meal that could await him tonight, drool started to trickle from the corners of Tom's mouth.
To the extent that a cloud appeared above Tom's head, and as the cloud materialized and hovered above him, an image of a plate of chicken leg rice appeared on it. Tom could almost smell the aroma of the chicken legs, to the point that both of his pupils turned into the shape of chicken legs.
In his eyes, Mashu had become a chicken leg!
With this thought in mind, Tom reached out his hand above his head and pulled out a knife and fork from his imagined cloud, which were placed next to the chicken leg rice. He then dashed and blinked towards Mashu, who was currently running away!
"?!" Naturally, Mashu also noticed that Tom had caught up to her, and her expression instantly became panicked.
Especially when she noticed that Tom was holding a fork in his left hand, a knife in his right hand, with drool dripping from his mouth, and chasing after her while staring at her as if she were food, Mashu became even more flustered.
Most importantly, Tom's speed, which had been as slow as a person when she was chasing him, had now increased several times faster than her. This scared Mashu, and she quickly tried to raise her shield to counterattack.
"Whoosh~!" However, Tom wouldn't let her succeed. Realizing... or perhaps not realizing, in any case, Tom swiftly threw the fork held in his right hand at Mashu with lightning-fast speed!
"Gurgle?!" Mashu, who was trying to turn around and counterattack, felt a sudden sharp pain in her buttocks, causing her to cry out in pain.
She felt it. Her rear end had suffered a sudden, head-on strike. As she was turning around while running, her left foot tripped over her right foot, causing her to fall flat on her face. While falling, Mashu had to try to press her shield flat against the ground to cushion the fall, preventing herself from falling like a dog eating shit.
However, for some reason, even though she had always been able to control her shield at will, the moment she wanted to grip it tightly, she felt an even sharper pain in her buttocks, causing her to lose her grip and fly out.
"Sizzle~~~!!!" After sliding on her face for five meters, Mashu finally stopped her forward sliding motion.
If you were to view Mashu from the side at this moment, she would be on her knees, with her buttocks raised high, and her hands stretched forward, barely touching the ground. It almost looked like she was performing a ritual of bowing three times and kowtowing nine times to Gudako, who was trying to pull Arash off the wall in the distance.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch..." With trembling elbows, Mashu managed to prop her upper body up slightly. She turned her head and looked at her still raised buttocks.
She could see a fork deeply embedded in the left side of her buttocks, firmly lodged in the flesh. And at this moment, to Mashu's horror, Tom had already blinked and appeared not far behind her buttocks, holding a dining knife and steadily approaching. Mashu's expression instantly turned into one of sheer terror. "urgh?!"
Mashu quickly extended her right hand forward, trying to reach her shield that had fallen in front of her. As long as she had her shield, everything would be fine. However... no matter how hard she tried, she was still a centimeter away from reaching her shield.
Just as Mashu was about to lean her body forward a bit more, a sharp, electrifying pain surged from the left side of her buttocks where the fork was inserted. Mashu instantly lost the strength to crawl forward.
Meanwhile, Tom arrived behind Mashu's raised buttocks, wearing a disgusted expression as he glanced at her large posterior. He thought to himself that this human was too fat, with a big, disgusting butt. Then he raised the dining knife high and fiercely stabbed towards the right side of Mashu's buttocks!