Vampir Lord: Erotic RPG

Chapter 12 Fighting Goblins With Miumiu [Bonus]

AN: Changed Miaomiao to Miumiu because it's too annoying to type!

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The small fox with golden fur snarled at Lucian. He seemed to take no notice of her attitude and continued to pet her fluffy body.

"Wuu!" (You rude plebean! I command you to kneel before this Queen!)

"Wuu! Wuuu!" (This queen is the next demon queen. Knave don't touch me there, ahhnn! Stop this perverted commoner!)

"Haha, this ferret is so damn soft! System I want one!"

Lucian took the slightly wounded fox into his arms, swinging her around like a toy. His hands stroked her entire body.

This caused the poor female fox to feel a mixture of conflicting emotions of anger and comfort. She clawed at his arms but caused no damage. Lucian then wondered what to name this cute ferret.

"Hey, I wonder if it's a father or mother ferret."

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"Wuu Wu wuu wuuu!" (Of course this queen is a lady! Take your dirty bloodsucking hands off me… Hmph! maybe after you stroke my neck just a little longer, yes there! good work plebeian.)

"WUU!" (STOP DONT LOOK THERE PERVERT! ILL BITE!!)

Lucian didn't have a link with her and so only heard the fox's cute little barking and found it really adorable. He then put the fox on her back and looked between her legs for a moment.

"Ooooh, it's a mother ferret. Then I shall name you Miumiu!"

Before the fox could complain about the name. He wrapped the little thing around his neck like a scarf and walked deeper into the forest.

"Equipped the finest ferret scarf +100 charm."

[…]

"Hey Siesta, why do you keep making a static noise?" Lucian said. He felt sad only speaking to himself.

[The number you have dialled is not available.]

"..."

"Lucian -10 Affection."

"Wuuu!" (How dare a man look at my naked body! You fiend, rapist, molester! I will fight you!)

The fox began fiercely, biting at Lucian's neck. Her tiny teeth causing small little nips on his skin. She slapped his back with her large bushed tail. This caused him more pain that even being hit by monsters. He thought it was her just showing his affection and continued on his journey, oblivious.

[Several lifeforms detected 500 metres to your north.]

"Lucian +20 Affection."

"Ahh, my beloved Siesta-navi. Without you, I would be forever lost."

[System suggests host focus and stop getting carried away by the emotional high of levelling up.]

"Ah… You found out."

"Miumiu don't fight. Use that energy on the bad guys we will fight soon."

"Wuu" (Stinky vampire, fight the bad guys yourself! Hmph!)

He took the fox and prepared for combat. His target was a group of goblins who were equipped with weathered iron equipment.

Miumiu had felt pleasure from his harsh treatment. She swore to get revenge and make him her servant. Her tail would sway with joy whenever his hands would squeeze her nose. The poor fox didn't know she was falling into a deep, inescapable quagmire.

The goblins seemed to stop to make a fire. Lucian's eyes watched the red tinted world. He was waiting to strike at the group and turn them into exp. His feet slowly sinking into the dirty grasping his katar's tightly. He checked their level's making sure he made no stupid mistakes.

[Goblin warrior - Level 5] x6 [Goblin Scout - Level 4] x5 [Goblin leader - Level 6]

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I felt my breath quicken once more. My nerves just before the battle still didn't recover. The goblins were not alert. They seemed to prepare some dinner. My fingers grasped my weapons, mana flowed through my body, filling my arms and legs. I could feel my mouth forming an enormous smile at the thought of battle. "Was I always a battle junkie?"

With a flash of black light, my body span in the air. The goblins were closing towards me at high speeds. Thanks to my improved dynamic sight, I could see their movements like slow motion as I stretched my left arm out. My blade lodging itself into one of the scout's eyes, causing it to explode instantly splashing filthy blood over my body.

"Hmmm. It tastes like cold burgers." I said after taking a small taste.

Goblin screeching filled my ears as they moved to surround me. I took a low stance, pulling the stained black blade from the dead scout. As two sword wielding goblins charged towards me in rage. I flicked my wrists, sending several earthen spikes shooting from the ground like bullets impaling four goblins from their crotch to their brain.

"Oooh, this earth spike is pretty cool. But my head hurts a little after using it…"

In my moment of a daze, the goblin leader with his great axe swung towards me with two warriors backing him up. I crossed my daggers last minute to block his swing. Despite having considerable strength, it still made my arms feel an aching pain.

Two goblins were swinging towards both my flanks. I felt my mind go blank before a small little bark filled my ears and two bursts of black flame burst out incinerating the goblins. When I looked down, the ferret was acting extremely haughty and proud. It irritated me so I flicked her tiny black nose. Which caused her to jump up and start bitting my finger and neck.

"Wuu WUU wu!" (This Queen saved your life and you hurt me! Ungrateful knave!)

There were four more warriors left. Their eyes seemed to feel fear and consider fleeing. I wanted to gain more skill with the blade dance. This time I poured mana into my feet before casting so my speed would be enhanced. The crimson smoke swirled around my body. When they saw my form, the goblins dropped their weapons and before they could turn to flee.

"It's showtime, boys. Let's dance!"

My body shot forth like a comet, my face filled with the pleasing wind colliding with my face. This time, the dance was more like a waltz, elegant and following a strict pace. Each time my arm moved, it was like following a pattern of three. I sliced, stabbed, and then withdrew my blade. I felt enamoured by the feeling it gave me, my body dashing between the four goblins. A few moments later my the dance was over.

Three headless bodies collapsed as I trisected the final one. The goblins corpses formed the shape of a large bloodied green rose on the floor. With me at the centre, both arms spread to my sides before taking a bow. Depending on my mental state, the dance would completely change its style.

I looked down to see the little ferret's mouth was wide open. She seemed to be pleased as her tail was wagging like crazy. "But did ferrets have such fluffy big tails?"

[Killed level 5 Goblin Warrior] x5 [Gained 25 EXP]

[Killed Level 4 Goblin Scout] x 4 [Gained 16 EXP]

[Killed Level 6 Goblin Leader] x1 [Gained 30 EXP]

[Vampire Lord Levelled Up] [Level 4 ^]

[Strength +2] [Intellect +2] [Stamina +3]

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[Lucian Silver] [Age:18]

[Vampire Noble: Baron]

[Seduction Rank:1] [5/10 EXP]

[Class: Vampire Lord] [Level: 4] [23/150 EXP]

[Alignment: Chaotic Evil] [Element: Earth/Water]

[Strength:13] [Stamina: 19] [Agility:7]

[Wisdom:5] [Intellect:9] [Charm:16]

[Talents]

[Dagger Mastery (Rank 2): Increases damage and knowledge with all dagger type weapons by 20%]

[Immunity To Sunlight: Sunlight causes no damage.]

[Vampiric Charm (Rank 1): Chance to charm opposite sex doubled +5 Charm.]

[Ambidextrous: Dual wielding gives 10% increased damage and no penalties.]

[Vampiric Stamina (Rank 1) - Increases stamina by 3 and recovery by 60% (30% in combat.)]

[Rock Skin: Reduces all damage taken by 6.5^ (50% Strength)]

[Lesser Magic Resistance (Rank 1): Reduces all magic damage taken by 9^ (100% Intellect.) 10% chance to resist spell effects completely.]

[Skills]

[Earth Spikes: Three spikes made of rock stab the target from the ground. Each spike dealing 5^ (50% Intellect + 1) Earth damage.]

[Blade dance: Perform a spectacle for your enemies, cutting them into pieces with style and elegance. 6-14^ damage (50-100% Strength damage.)]

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"Hey Siesta, do you not have any gifts for me? Other people's systems give them super powerful stuff. Yet I only get harsh punishments!"

[Hmph! Threaten to make people toasters. Here! Don't say I never gave you anything!]

"Ding! entered Siesta's hidden route."

[...]

A large black orb appeared in front of my face. I felt the desire to devour it whole. The moment it entered my body. I realised just how big this gift was and felt my affection bar for Siesta maxing out.

[Learned new talent]

[Enchant Element: Enchant your skills and body with the elements increasing their power and adding additional effects.]

[Mastered new skill.]

[Blade dance: Perform a spectacle for your enemies, cutting them into pieces with style and elegance. 6-13 damage (50-100% Strength damage.)]

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[Blade Dance]

[Earth enchant: deal 150% bonus earthen elemental damage.]

[Water enchant: Causes enemies to heal for 50% less and bleeding for 60% of the damage dealt.]