Why Harem Intrigue When You Can Just Raise a Dog Instead

Chapter 37

Emperor Zhouwu disguised his appearance. His peerlessly handsome face seemed completely normal at the moment save for his pair of absolutely stunning, deep pitch-black eyes. He wore a lake blue shirt of fine craftsmanship and a well-oiled jade pendant hung at his waist. Holding a white-jade framed fan in his hands, he gave off the air of a son from a wealthy family. After several days of rest, though it couldnt be compared to his state of health in the past, his body was not as frail.

At present, he stood by the door with his hands clasped behind his back as he listened to the shrill voice of a woman shouting in the courtyard.

This girl Tao Hong is your subordinate? With such a sharp mouth and tough demeanour, you really cant tell that shes a hidden guard. Emperor Zhouwu raised his eyebrows.

Its better that way. If it was so obvious, this subject would be out of a job and your mortal body would have been sent away long ago by the Shen family father-daughter pair and burned to ashes. Yan Junwei washed his face while he gave a muffled reply.

Emperor Zhouwu chuckled. Outside the courtyard, the womans shouting had already gone on for an hour without any sign of stopping. On the contrary, it seemed to be getting more intense. A womans fighting strength within the household was really quite astonishing.

The cost of this residence was not cheap and it covered a great area. It was the dowry of the first wife of Imperial Duke Qi. After the lady died of illness, this residence became the property of the Duke Qis legitimate son, Qi Donglei. Qi Donglei was originally the Third Princes, that is to say, the current Emperors study mate[1]. When they were children, he accompanied the Third Prince from morning until night. His future was supposed to have been bright, but unexpectedly when he was twelve years old, he got into a fight with the other study mates and injured his right hand during the struggle. After returning home, since there was no way to treat it, he became a cripple. Thereafter, he was detested by the Third Prince who expelled him from the palace. His position as heir was also taken away and given to his concubine-born younger brother. Qi Donglei couldnt take the shock and fell from being an elegant young man to being the Capitals famous playboy. He spent his days in brothels and disregarded his duties. Encouraged by his concubine and her son, Duke Qi found him more and more of an eyesore. He expelled him to this residence to make a living on his own.

Nowadays, Duke Qis mansion had long come under the control of that concubine and her son, but that concubine still remembered how extraordinarily talented Qi Donglei was, once admired by all. Adept with both the pen and sword, he was an outstanding figure. If one day he came to his senses and regained his spirit, just based on the fact that he and His Majesty were once friends, it wouldnt be difficult for him to lower his pride and beg the Emperor to help him to stage a comeback. Due to this worry, that concubine spent a lot of effort to look for gorgeous women who were also talented in scheming and sent them to this residence. No matter what, they must lure Qi Donglei into indulging himself in the five worldly desires and three evil paths[2], the more dissolute the better!

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That girl Tao Hong was precisely someone that concubine sent over. Not only was she beautiful with a bewitching figure, but her seduction skills were even more captivating. After several attempts, she became the sole recipient of Qi Dongleis love and became a dominating power in this residence. If any of the other women wanted to even catch a glimpse of Qi Donglei, they had to verbally spar with her for three hundred rounds. They were so noisy that Qi Donglei couldnt stand it anymore and he made an appearance to mediate between them.

To possess one beautiful woman is a mans good fortune. To possess two beautiful women to experience the joy of having several partners. To possess a group of beautiful women is to suffer disaster. There was constantly a racket in the residence all day long, creating a foul atmosphere. It practically became the Capitals own melodrama. It was unknown just how many people mocked Qi Donglei in secret. Owing to the fact that this residence was too well-known, the imperial guards sent by the Shen family to look for Emperor Zhouwus mortal body didnt even knock on the door. Hearing the jealous clamour inside, they promptly took a detour instead.

Even if you were about to beat them to death, they would never have guessed that the disabled good-for-nothing, Qi Donglei, was actually the renowned Commander of the Hidden Guards[3], Yan Junwei. Furthermore, Tao Hong wasnt some sentimental woman but rather a hidden guard who excelled in martial arts. Yan was a surname bestowed upon generations of Commanders of the Hidden Guard by the Emperor. Every generations Commander had two identities: one in the light and one in the dark. Moreover, the public identitys standing wouldnt be too low; above them ranked the civil ministers, and below them were the commoners. Their status allowed them to considerably broaden the scope of people they associated with, first for the convenience of carrying out their duties and second, to comply with the saying To hide within plain sight. Losing the use of his right hand and his rejection by the Emperor were all a cover to mislead others.

The clamour outside the courtyard concluded with Tao Hongs complete victory. Soon after that, a group of womens sobbing cries could be heard briefly but soon quieted faced with Tao Hongs biting sarcasm.

Emperor Zhouwus lips curved into a smile and said with interest, Sangyu is also like this. She acts threateningly on the outside like shes baring her fangs to attack but inside He shook his head, chuckling lightly. His pitch-black eyes were brimming with fondness.

His Majestys lovesickness has returned! The corners of Yan Junweis mouth drew upwards as he sat in front of the dressing table and applied makeup. Opening a crowd of bottles and jars, he slowly dabbed at his face. His bronze skin turned pale white. Deep shadows appeared under his eyes and on the sides of his cheeks making him appear utterly dispirited. He had shaved a section of his thick black eyebrows earlier on. Painting them so that they were handsomely slanting upwards would make him seem exceedingly heroic whereas if he painted them sloping downwards, he would seem downright boorish.

Presently, Yan Junwei was in the process of painting gently sloping eyebrows. Once he completed his look, his crystal clear eyes became cloudy and his unbearably sharp gaze considerably lightened. His straight waist drooped weakly. Adding on clothes two sizes larger, his sturdy figure immediately appeared thinner. It was the iconic image of a rich boys body hollowed out by the four cardinal vices[4].

This was Emperor Zhouwus first time seeing him transform. He had no way of reconciling the boorish man standing before him with his impression of Yan Junwei. Looking closely for a while, he sighed with emotion, You just painted your face. Obviously you still have the same facial features but you look like a completely different person. How mysterious. Sangyu also used makeup this way. Without makeup, her appearance was mesmerizing and cute but when she heavily applied makeup, it became willful and flamboyant. Hehe~

He shook his head smiling. His expression was unbelievably gentle.

Smoothing a wrinkle in his jacket, Yan Junwei joked, Your Majesty, Did you notice that in the past few days, for every three sentences you say, one sentence is surely related to Her Ladyship Virtuous Consort?

Really? Emperor Zhouwu cast a sidelong glance at him and heavily asked, Have you finished preparing everything? When can Zhen return to the palace?

This sentence is still related to Her Ladyship Virtuous Consort. Yan Junweis lips curved into a smile. Seeing His Majesty coldly looking askance at him, he hastily added, Everything will be ready within two days. Lets go, this subject will take you to see the situation outside.

The two of them walked leisurely until they arrived at the Capitals most bustling street and entered a rather luxuriously decorated restaurant. Catching sight of Yan Junwei, the restaurants manager promptly broke into a fawning smile and came around the counter to personally welcome them. Aiyo[5]Master Qi[6], your honoured self[7]has arrived. Please head upstairs! Waiter[8], go serve tea, good quality tea!

If its not genuine good quality tea, this lord wont drink! Junwei gave the waiter a fussy expression and called out loudly. Afterwards, guided by the manager, they entered a private room. Once the manager closed the door, his fawning expression immediately disappeared. It was replaced by a roundish face with a somewhat dark expression. He kowtowed before the two and said, This subordinate gives his greetings to Master and Commander.

Get up. Emperor Zhouwu nodded.

Call people to guard this place from all sides, said Yan Junwei in a low voice. Finally, he fished out a silver ingot and tossed it into the shopkeepers hands.

The shopkeeper agilely caught it and nodded in compliance. Once he left the private room, he deliberately weighed the silver ingot in his hand. Where was his dark expression now? His appearance strikingly resembled a money-grubber. One could only say that the skill of rapidly changing ones expression was the most important qualification of a hidden guard.

The waiter soon brought over a freshly-brewed pot of Luan green tea[9]. The faint scent of tea floated in the air.

Try it. Its Luan green tea boiled with dew from Thousand Buddha Mountains Pudu Temple. Its taste is exquisite. Yan Junwei poured Emperor Zhouwu a full cup. White steam rose from the cup.

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Emperor Zhouwu lifted the teacup to his nose and carefully took a sniff. Finally, he took a small sip before shaking his head saying, The water is good, the tea is good, however, the skill used to brew the tea leaves much to be desired. It cant compare to

It cant compare to one ten-thousandth of Her Ladyship Virtuous Consorts skill. Yan Junwei automatically finished the sentence for him.

Well said. Emperor Zhouwu faintly smiled.

Yan Junwei facepalmed and thought to himself: His Majesty didnt just fall in love. Hes beyond saving!

Has the Shen family made any moves recently? Emperor Zhouwu narrowed his eyes and his gentle expression became stern.

That family has been busy. Shen Zhongliang has been bribing officials left and right and colluding with foreign enemies. You already know about their plan to take over control of the military. Recently hes been markedly more strict in educating his sons, especially Shen Xiyan. Based on the report from the scout in their mansion, it seems as though they have already started studying an Emperors art of politics.

Emperor Zhouwu raised his eyebrows and his slender fingertips continued to repeatedly tap the table. Hes trying to groom a Crown Prince? Ha! What idiotic nonsense! The killing intent coming from his tone was almost palpable.

If you remained asleep any longer, the Shen familys plans might not necessarily be a pipe dream. Shen Zhongliang is in charge of this years autumn examinations[10]. Many candidates have already become his retainers[11]Recently he has arranged the post of Deputy Imperial Censor for Shen Xiyan where hell be responsible for hosting next years spring examinations. Yan Junwei swirled the teacup in his hand and spoke in a low voice.

Thats a good scheme. Emperor Zhouwus lips curved upwards as he offered praise but his tone sent chills down ones spine. By drawing these candidates and talents to his side and arranging inconspicuous posts for them that hold real power, after three to five years, 70-80% of the Imperial Courts officials would be Shen Zhongliangs retainers. How could they still be considered the Emperors handpicked retainers?[12]

He crushed the teacup in his hands. As he slowly dusted the powder from his palms, he said lightly, Once Zhen wipes out the Shen family, this years autumn examinations will be cancelled until next year. How could Zhen be willing to use officials who are only loyal to Imperial Preceptor Shen but not Zhen?

Yan Junwei put down his teacup and smiled. Not every candidate is so fixated on advancement. There are a few good ones in the group that can be of use.

In the future, give Zhen the name list. Next year when we reopen the fall examinations, if they pass, Zhen will use them, said Emperor Zhouwu as he walked over to the window and leaned over to take a look down below.

On the street beneath them, two elegantly dressed brocade-clad youths stood facing each other. One stood alone; he appeared to be brimming with health and had a tall and imposing build. The other had a frail figure and the air of an aristocrat; seven or eight family servants stood behind him.

Oh, its Shen Xiyan and your brother-in-law! remarked Yan Junwei thoughtfully as he followed him to the windowsill.

Brother-in-law? Meng Yanzhou? muttered Emperor Zhouwu who immediately raised his hand, saying, Follow Zhen down to go take a look.

To think of Her Ladyship Virtuous Consorts elder brother at the mention of brother-in-law This substitution was too quick! Too conscious! Yan Junwei was shocked speechless as he followed Emperor Zhouwu downstairs. The hidden guards in their surroundings immediately followed.

On the street, Shen Xiyan extended an arm to bar Meng Yanzhous path. You think you can just leave after bumping into someone like that? he asked coldly. He had a deep scar in the corner of his left eye. Although it didnt affect his eyesight, the scar caused his eyelid to droop slightly which severely affected his appearance. The once fine-looking pretty boy now seemed to give off a somewhat dark and creepy vibe.