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Chapter 54
Chapter 54
Chapter 54
@Lemon: Temporary live stream @url
@Mangosteen: Temporary intention to go straight next door// @Lemon: Temporary live stream @url
The two people posted on Weibo less than three seconds apart and those that received the special notice took their seats early. Others, especially those concerned about post malfunctions, threatened to uninstall Weibo.
It was the first time Ling Meng and Shan Zhu sat side-by-side in front of computers in a two-person broadcast and the viewers knew at a glance from the arrangement that they were in an internet cafe couple room.
— Dedicated anchor, opening a room for a broadcast.
— Conditionally demand double-live broadcasts, no clause for opening a room for a double-live broadcast.
— Displaying conjugal love to show conjugal love, what other excuses are there for streaming?
— It’s the time for cat food to be changed into dog food again. Water friends, raise your hands!
— Lighting artist! This way… It’s enough to leave on just the bedside lamp.
“Today we’re giving you a live crosstalk4 broadcast.”
“Oh?”
“Just teasing, we’re still playing games today.”
— No! We’re going to listen to crosstalk!
— Who’s dying to watch you play games!
— Entertainment anchors must have the appearance of entertainment anchors!
Ling Meng dug a hole for himself again. “Then you tell me, what should the stream be? Except for crosstalk. I really can’t crosstalk.”
“This Daddy of yours has no stance.” Shan Zhu roasted him.
— or is it our godfather who has a stance.
— Daddy is spoiling us. Godfather, don’t talk.
— Live rock-paper-scissors, the winner kisses the other strongly.
— This is good, strong +1
— Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors!
Ling Meng thought, too naive, if you all want Mang God to kiss strongly, there’s no need for rock-paper-scissors at all.
“Don’t blame me for not reminding you that the big housekeeper is on the scene today.”
Housekeeper Mangosteen: Today the housekeeper has a happy event to announce: everyone can speak freely.
— You’re two meters eight today!
— Congratulations to the Big Housekeeper. Congratulations!
— The Big Housekeeper should oppose! The anchor has become a pufferfish!
“You all really want my broadcast room to be banned, don’t you?” Ling Meng puffed up.
— It’s alright! If it’s banned, there’s Big Housekeeper’s broadcast room in reserve!
— We have broadcast rooms, not fear of closure!
“How about this,” Ling Meng came up with an idea, “I’ll randomly select a person on Weibo in a bit and the person can make a request. As long as it isn’t too much for me to handle, I’ll satisfy it, as thanks for your concern while I was ill.
— Alright, pick me! I promise not to mention any ♂ sub-requirements!
— All the luck in my life will be gambled on this moment!
“Can I be selected?” Shan Zhu asked from the sidelines.
“Are you powder?”
“Of course.”
“That doesn’t count.”
— MengMeng is cold.
— MengMeng is ruthless.
— Mang God’s heart is bitter.
— MengMeng’s thirsty powder to comfort.
“I’ll select the powder who comments 6th, are you ready? I sent it.”
@Lemon: Drawing
— @MengMengTigerTeeth: 6
— @MengMengAhoge: 6
— @MengMengCheeks: 666
— @MengMengEyelashes: 6
— @MengMengAppendix: 66666
— @MengMengDimples: 66
……
Ling Meng: ……
“What are these named you’ve all changed to? Who’s my tiger teeth, my ahoge…and MengMengAppendix, you don’t exist anymore, okay?!”
— (MengMengAppendix) wuwuwuw don’t do this, I’m a piece of meat that fell out of your body!
— (MengMengDimples) Ah ah ah, did I grab it?!
— (MengMengDimples) The dimples are really full of luck, ah!!!
— Envy, jealousy, hatred.
— People who love to drink don’t have bad luck.
— Friendly reminder, don’t mention ♂ sub-requirements, oh!
“Well, MengMengDimples, you can ask for something, but be careful not to go too far.”
— (MengMengDimples) I-I-I, I’m so excited, let me think!
— What else to think up, say rock-paper-scissors, ah!
— Skip rock-paper-scissors, go directly to a strong kiss!
“Kissing is impossible, rejected immediately.”
“Right.”
“You see, even Mang God says so!”
“We don’t stream that kind of thing.”
Ling Meng was so angry he punched him in the chest.
— Clear stream anchor uses a little fist to whack the porn anchor’s chest!
— Not seeing a strong kiss but seeing you thump the chest would also be satisfactory.
— (MengMengLittleFist) ID has been changed [smile]
“Classmate Dimple, have you thought about it?”
— (MengMengDimples) I thought about it! Today, The Good Provincial Wife sent a picture to her circle. I want to see Mang God and MengMeng make the same pose as the picture on the stream and also read the lines above!
— !!!! I’ve seen that picture!
— This requirement 6666
“What picture? What pose? Let me see.”
Ling Meng pulled up the picture on Weibo, seeing himself held in Shan Zhu’s arms while playing a game. The artist, for fear that others wouldn’t recognize him, had written a big LEMON on his clothes.
— (MengMengDimples) Isn’t it a great picture!
“What great?” Ling Meng looked contemptuous, “I like a realistic style of drawing. This looks fictional.”
— You will be realistic as soon as you COS.
“No, this requirement is too much. I request a different one.”josei
— Against the MengMeng one veto system!
— We ask Mang God to take a stand.
“I think it’s good.”
“You…”
“Better than rock-paper-scissors, right?”
Ling Meng was discouraged: “Well, are you coming over or am I coming over?”
Shan Zhu leaned back and patted his thighs.
— whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
— yo yo yo yo yo
— ao ao ao ao ao
Ling Meng moved over very reluctantly and reluctantly sat on Shan Zhu’s leg.
“Don’t worry, you won’t fall.” Shan Zhu stretched his hand around his waist.
“Hey, that hand is not there!”
“That’s what the picture shows,” Shan Zhu pointed it out, “You see, isn’t this very clear?”
“Not as far down as you’re holding!!!”
“No?”
–Where the hell did you put it? I! Can’t! See! It! At All!
— Why isn’t the internet cafe desk made of glass? Damn!
— You can only imagine in your head while looking at the picture.
Ling Meng had no choice but to bring out the big gun: “You touched the edge of my surgical wound!”
He said it so honestly that Shan Zhu gently put his arms around him and didn’t move anymore.
“Alright then?” Ling Meng forced out the words. “How long do you want us to sit?
— (MengMengDimples) And read the lines!
“Read the lines?”
Ling Meng looked at them: “Our Lemon Father…plays games very well…oh, the parentheses say ‘crack’, what the hell?”
He went on to read the next line: “MengMeng is so fierce…”
“This sentence is mine.” Shan Zhu cut in.
“…It’s yours that you didn’t want! I won’t say it until I’ve finished reading it!”
“Come back. MengMeng is so fierce.”
“Shut…up, why….are you here, get ou-, out…”
Ling Meng couldn’t go on: “What an evil line, this line is too depraved, right? Who on earth is thinking such a wicked line? Am I going to say such a wicked line?”
He said wicked line four times in a row. The stream showed Mang God burying his face into his back, his shoulders shaking uncontrollably.
“People in the room are saying it’s ‘get out’5, oh. What are you thinking about?” Shan Zhu said with a smile.
“….I’m thinking the same as the room!!!”
— 23333333333
— 66666666666666
— 555555555555555555
Ling Meng angrily got back into his position.
“I shouldn’t have given this filthy audience the opportunity to make requests.
“And I speak sincerely to those who can draw, so you can draw something bad, you feel compelled to draw such meaningless things; doesn’t it feel like a waste of talent?!”
— MengMeng doesn’t like it? It’s a pity, I would’ve liked to recommend the picture from Mrs. Baked Scallops with Sugar, Pepper, and Salt.
Ling Meng hesitated: “What’s that? It sounds delicious.”
— Especially delicious! Look at it on Weibo.
A minute later, Ling Meng opened a picture showing Shan Zhu and himself kneeling from behind, he himself was pressed against the wall, with two legs forced between his own thighs.
The next page also gave an intimate explanation.
STEP1: Spread the legs naturally;
STEP2: Guarantee an inability to break free.6
Ling Meng angrily closed the page: “Shutting down the broadcast!”
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Footnotes:
1. moving the mouth (动嘴): this refers to both talking and also kissing, for example, couples who solve problems by making out move their mouths, couples who talk it out also move their mouths ↩
2. watered down (打了折扣): hit with a discount ↩
3. off the list (脱单): slang for no longer being single or to start dating, short for “to break away from singledom” ↩
4. crosstalk (相声): traditional comedic performing art from China, duo monologue between performers, with lots of banter, puns, and even singing. Similar to Abbott & Costello from the US. ↩
5. 出+去/来: Ling Meng stopped reading on the character 出, when you have 给我出去, it’s an order to ‘get (the hell) out’, when you have 给我出来, it’s an order to ‘let me come (out)’, as in ejaculate ↩
6. Inability to break free sex position: meme that went around on Weibo. Link to see it [[NSFW]] ↩
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I added some fanart for this section to this page >>HERE<< and I split it into two pages. The first page is SFW, the second page is NSFW.
Also, the artists mentioned in this section are real fan artists the author knew on Weibo! If you have a Weibo and want to check out their accounts, here are the links:
The Good Provincial Wife (aka Good Provincial Suyasasa)
Mrs Scallops (aka Scallop-kun)