Zombie Apocalypse

Chapter 1483 Urine

Chapter 1483 Urine

"I'm so angry! I'm so angry!"

Zeng Huan arrived in front of Ling Hua and stamped his feet.

"What's the matter?"

Ling Hua was lying on the bed with Qin An's book of poems written for her. Seeing her maidservant's hair, she exhaled heavily and asked.

'"That witch, I've found ten men to express their love to her. In half an hour, she hasn't said a word. She won't let any oil or salt in! I don't think I can complete the task assigned to me by the Prime Minister's bus. Miss, what do you think we should do?"

"Call me madam!"

"Didn't you say that you can call me Miss when your husband isn't around?"

"Alright, whatever you want …"

Ling Hua didn't have a clue about her own poem, so she didn't intend to continue talking to Zeng Huan.

'"Go ask our husband. He is the most fond of women. However, I warn you, don't let him try it on his own. If that witch is favored or favored by your husband, be careful that I spank your butt in half! There are already enough women in your husband's womanhood, so there's no need to add another person."

Zeng Huan's eyes immediately lit up after being reminded by Ling Hua. Why was she so stupid? There was such an awesome person beside him who didn't know how to ask for advice.

Thus, the little maidservant hurriedly left Ling Hua's room to look for Qin An. However, she heard that Qin An had taken Weng Lan out for a walk. This made Ling Hua depressed and admired her.

Husband is indeed an expert at picking up girls. There is never a lack of women around him. No wonder the self-mated young miss wanted to write poems by herself on the bed instead of sticking to others. It seems that asking for advice from husband must be correct!

…

"Hey … why is it so dark here?"

Qin Dafeng was pulled into the Fragrant Snow Pavilion by the wild girl through the small door. Then, he turned left and right and ran wildly in the dark corridor.

After running to the end, Gale finally found an opportunity to ask. He didn't know why the little girl had dragged him here. He could have resisted. After all, he was also a Body Strengthening Realm Adept. After all, he had also received several months of basic martial skill training.

However, he still did not shake off the wild girl's hand, because Gale felt that the little girl's hand was very rough, very cold, and very small.

This girl's hand was similar to her sister Qin Xiangming's before!

My younger sister once had such a pair of rough hands, and when she touched them, her skin would explode.

At that time, neither of their siblings was an Adept. It was good that summer was hot, but it was really sad when winter was cold.

Without clothes, the four of them were wrapped in Katrina's worn and thin cheongsam. Because it was too cold, they fought back and forth and tore the cheongsam apart.

When Katrina returned, she was so angry that she cried.

The four children hurriedly tried to comfort him, but it was really accidentally torn apart.

Katrina is a genuine American. She doesn't report happiness to her children like Chinese parents do. She usually says whatever she wants.

So she told her four children that she was not angry with them, but with herself.

That cheongsam is her best-looking dress, Originally, she had invited an old man to his house for a drink tonight. That old man was no longer able to treat women like a real man. Therefore, this was an excellent opportunity for Katrina. At most, the old man would take advantage of her. She would be able to get back a small bowl of flour, or perhaps even a small piece of meat! The old man specifically asked her to wear this cheongsam, because the old man who was working in the ballroom had seen Katrina wear it before.

Katrina felt that she could only get a small bowl of flour and a small piece of meat if she fulfilled the old man's request!

It was fine with the flour, but if he got a small piece of meat, it would definitely be a huge reward.

The children had never eaten meat before. They didn't know what the meat tasted like!

Even if it was a small piece, it would still be good to bring it back and boil it with water and drink the soup!

However, now that the cheongsam was broken and Katrina was unable to fulfill the old man's request, the meat would probably be gone.

That's why Katrina is angry with herself. She thinks she's useless and can't protect and take care of several children.

Since then, the children have been sensible.

No matter how cold the weather was, they didn't touch Katrina's things anymore, because they knew that Katrina had to make herself look good, because that was the only way to attract men to give her food, and that was the only way they wouldn't starve to death!

Older, the children are accustomed to the cold and begin to understand Cortrina's difficulties.

Together, they began to pick up trash from nearby places and help their neighbors with chores in exchange for meager rewards.

Gradually, the boy's hands became stronger, while the girl's became more rough. Qin Yana was still better. Although she was the youngest, she inherited some of Qin Qicai's abilities. Her physique was pretty good.

Qin Xiang Ming didn't have any special abilities, so her hands looked even more rough than Qin Yana's. Most of the time, they were dry and dry. Occasionally, she would get chilblain or grow strange little beans.

In short, at that time, one of the things that the children were most worried about was Qin Xiangming's hand, because she would often itch, then turn red and swollen, and then suppurate and wrap up in bleeding water. It was very pitiful.

The wild girl who had just held her hand and ran back and forth should have a pair of hands similar to her sister's. Qin Dafeng did not need to look at them, he could only feel them for a moment.

After stopping, Qin Dafeng finally reacted and nervously took back his hand. He felt sweat on his hands.

"There are two holes in the wall. You can see the ballroom outside. My mother invited a lot of people over today, so I came to invite you to watch the show!"

"Watch the fun … Why are you doing this? I don't know you … Didn't you say I was a thief outside? So you're trying to trick me into watching the fun …"

As he spoke, the strong wind pierced through the holes in the wall. Afterwards, he was stunned. It was really lively!

…

This building used to be a cathedral, so the ceiling inside was very high and the space was also very large.

However, at this time, it had already lost the style of the church. The decorated neon was dazzling, and it was painted very colorfully.

In the middle of the stage was a height of more than a meter. Below the stage was a teahouse, a round table, and a dance floor.

When Qin An and Weng Lan entered, a beautiful Snow Demon Girl led them to a corner. There was a small round table on the sofa. It looked a little quieter.

After the two of them sat down, the Snow Demon Woman brought over some ice drinks.

"You two look like earthlings?"

"Yes."

Qin An replied. The Snow Demon Woman smiled and placed the two blue drinks on the tray on the small round table. Then, she said,

"Then, do you two know what this is?"

"The Snow Demon Wine is said to be rich in Sword Spirit Qi combinations. Drinking it is beneficial to the body, and it tastes sweet. Even on the Sword Spirit Star, it is a very famous drink."

'"Haha, sir, you are truly knowledgeable. Please enjoy yourself. If you need anything, you can call me at any time. Our Patriarch has welcomed many friends today. I have something to tell you later. Today's drinks are free of charge."

The Snow Demonic Woman smiled and left.

Weng Lan looked at the back of the Snow Demon Woman, then looked at the two glasses of Snow Demon Wine on the round table. She turned her head to look at Qin An in confusion and couldn't help but ask,

"What? Is there something wrong with this wine? Why do you feel that your expression and conversation with her have many meanings worth exploring?"

Qin An smiled and nodded. He leaned towards Weng Lan and whispered,

"You know they're aliens, right?"

"I know. Didn't you tell me everything? However, I don't think they look too different from the humans on Earth. At least, they look much more friendly than some of the customers here."

The reason why Weng Lan said this was because of the many strange-looking outsiders.

According to the aesthetic standards of the earth's people, some of them looked like monsters. Looking at them like demons, they were timid enough to be frightened to the point that their legs would go weak.

However, these ugly and disgusting fellows all had good and gentle personalities. They were Earth Orcs who were like toads, Arnold Jim who looked like octopuses, and Long-tongued Race members who looked like hanging ghosts!

"Yes, they look very strange, but they are all intelligent races with a long history on the Sword Spirit Star, and most of them are very pure."

"Alright, please bring the topic back to this Snow Demon Wine. What's so special about it?"

"There's nothing special about the Sword Spirit Star Cultivators, but for us Earthlings, it's a little … very special. The Snow Demonic Woman basically didn't need to eat food, They use photosynthesis to absorb sword qi as energy replenishment, So they have a completely different internal structure from humans on earth, However, they also needed to excret. They would never defecate in their entire lives, because solid waste would condense into sword soul fragments, sword soul stones, and even sword spirit stones in their abdomens. The treasures in the eyes of others were actually solid excrement piled up by the Snow Demonic Ladies in their bodies … And this wine in front of them … "

"I know! This is their liquid excrement! Piss?"

After Weng Lan finished speaking, she covered her mouth with her hand and her eyes curved into crescent moons.

Qin An curled his lips and said, "Yes, why are you so happy?"

"Hehe, I just feel that this thing is rare. It can't be said to be urine. Snow Demons use photosynthesis to absorb Sword Spirit Qi, which means that they are like big trees, such as … apple trees! After ripening, an apple leaves its original body. It can be considered a derivative of the original body. People squeeze the juice out of the apple and drink it. This is the same principle! This thing was also a derivative of the Snow Demons! That's why it's normal to drink it! "

"… You're not planning to drink it, are you? I don't have that idea!"

"How can think so? Qin An, you are a rigid person. You don't know how to change things, just like when you chased after me. You know how to deliver soybean milk buns every morning and water every night! Didn't you think I'd prefer tofu and fried dough sticks? I prefer coffee after work at night? If you knew how to adapt, I would really like you! "

Qin An secretly laughed. How expensive is coffee? At that time, he couldn't afford it, and even if he didn't know how to adapt, wouldn't he marry Weng Lan into his family in the end?

"I don't care! I want to drink, but I feel lonely drinking by myself! You accompany me!"

As she spoke, Weng Lan picked up two wine glasses and handed one of them to Qin An. Her small mouth pouted and her face was cloudy, as if she was angry. It was as if she would cry if Qin An didn't drink it. Qin An had already seen the rich mist in Weng Lan's eyes.

"Alright then, I'll accompany you …"

Qin An surrendered and was subdued by Weng Lan's gaze.

Actually, he didn't think there was anything wrong with this thing, because the reproductive system and liquid excretion system of the Snow Demons were separate. In general, they looked similar to humans, but in fact, their positions were somewhat different.

Ai, drink it. Qin An can't refuse Weng Lan. A man dotes on a woman as much as he loves her.

Qin An was not a pure good person. His love had nothing to do with righteousness and extermination. Even if Weng Lan was that monster, even if he, Qin An, was that unconscious monarch, he was willing to go to the Beacon Fire Play for the sake of beauties' laughter.

I remember when I heard the story of the dukes of the Fire Beacon Play from my teacher when I was young, Qin An would think that the king was too stupid and hateful, but now I think that perhaps only this kind of feeling of despising the world for one person can be called true love, right?

Qin An decided to fight! If you love her, then drink "pee" with her!

With a raise of his hand, Qin An drank all the blue liquid in the cup in one gulp!

The taste is indeed good. The ingredients in this liquid must have nothing to do with the urine and liquid traditionally believed by the people of Earth. Or was it because of his ideas? The Snow Demon was a high-grade living creature with no filth in its body. How could it be the same as the humans on Earth?

As Qin An pondered, he turned on his super listening ability to monitor the situation nearby. Then, his gaze unintentionally collided with his beautiful eyes, which were the size of a table tennis ball.

"You really drank … Brother, this is urine …"

Damn it! He was fooled! Qin An's face was filled with bitterness.

Weng Lan really shed tears. She laughed and shed tears.

'"Haha, you really are Qin An. You're dumb. Haha, you're so easy to lie to! I wouldn't drink this kind of thing even if I was beaten to death. I didn't expect you to drink it. Hahaha! Please don't look at me when you're talking today. Thinking about it makes me feel terrible. Oh my God, no, I can't. I'm smiling so badly!"

Seeing Weng Lan clutching her stomach and laughing so sadly, Qin An felt depressed for a while and also found it funny.

Why hadn't he noticed that Weng Lan had such a strange side to her before?

She gave him the impression that she was calm and reserved, with a gentle and tranquil temperament.

That's right. In the first year of their acquaintance, they didn't have much communication. Weng Lan suddenly proposed to get married.

After that, they entered the marriage life and were always polite. As time went on, they gradually became deeply in love, but the love was not warm.

Perhaps Weng Lan didn't choose to marry him because of him? Does she just want a stable home? After a brief understanding of herself, she felt that she was a man who could meet her requirements, so she married.

If that was the case, then Weng Lan might not love her very much.

Thinking of this, Qin An's mood became somewhat bad, but he quickly adjusted his mood.

It doesn't matter anyway. Weng Lan is right beside him now. Just like he said, they have a lifetime. He can properly and seriously re-study this woman and then poison her. Apart from deeply loving her, he also needs to be filled with passion!

Suddenly, Qin An turned into a ferocious beast. He grabbed Weng Lan's hands and surrounded her with his chest, pressing her chest under his body. His mouth was less than a centimeter away from Weng Lan's mouth, and his eyes were fixed on Weng Lan.

Weng Lan couldn't laugh this time. After a few seconds of daze, her body started to tremble slightly.

"Hey, Qin An! What are you doing?"

"What are you not doing? I'll let you smell the smell in my mouth, isn't it very bad?"

Weng Lan's nose was inadvertently teased.

She had felt the smell of Qin An's body before, and not only did she not hate it, she also felt that she liked it very much.

Now that they were so close, Weng Lan could clearly feel the masculine aura.

Heavens, she … why is her heart beating so fast? It's like a young woman who has been secretly in love with her lover for a long time.

She clearly didn't have that much feeling in her heart. Why did her body react like this?

Weng Lan suddenly realized that she seemed to have a kind of expectation. She hoped that Qin An's lips, which were less than a centimeter away from her, would finally fall.

How could this be?

Weng Lan did not understand, nor did she understand.

The atmosphere between the two of them became extremely ambiguous, as if they were firewood. As long as a man moved one centimeter forward, the iron tree would blossom.

I never thought that Qin An would retreat with a smile at the most critical moment. Then, he said, "Look at your frightened appearance. Don't worry, I won't act recklessly!"

Ah?

I want to take off my milk. Can you tell me this?

Weng Lan suddenly remembered the classic story of the past, so she felt that Qin An was a man inferior to a beast!

Humph! Stingy, what's wrong with a kiss? Qin An's lips were very thin and sexy, looking very delicious.

Weng Lan secretly sighed in her heart, feeling a little regretful, but then she was filled with joy.

She could be sure that she liked Qin An. Perhaps the part of her memories that she had forgotten, she and Qin An once loved each other so much!

This made Weng Lan feel at ease, because if that was the case, then some of her speculations should be true.

Could it be that the triplets and Qin Sanchuan were really her children?

Did she actually have four children with Qin An, four twins? Was he so capable of giving birth?

This was truly unimaginable!

Weng Lan did not dare to believe such a thing, but she could not deny her speculation.

As the saying goes, mother and son are connected, how could Weng Lan, who was so smart, not notice the feeling of the four children facing her?

Why didn't Qin An tell him everything directly? What was he worried about?

Thinking of so many women beside Qin An, Weng Lan's mood became a little worse.

Should he go and ask Juliet and Elvis?

They had always been arranged to live in Noxus City, and Weng Lan had rarely seen them since she arrived at Qin An's side.

Forget it, Qin An doesn't look like a fool. Since he doesn't say anything, then let's go according to the process he wants.

Moreover, Weng Lan was actually enjoying herself very much now.

How nice! Qin An seems to be chasing after her. They almost have time to get along with each other independently every day. No one will disturb them.

A strange world, a brand new self, a man who protected her.

This knowledge made Weng Lan rejoice. At the very least, she shouldn't worry about forgetting the painful experiences in her memories!

At this moment, the music in the ballroom stopped, and then a beautiful Snow Demon girl walked out from the stage.