Chapter 1522 Are You a Joke Invited by a Monkey
Chapter 1522 Are You a Joke Invited by a Monkey
Chapter 1522 Are You a Joke Invited by a Monkey
"Reward? How about letting her enter this king's harem?"
"That must be her honor, but don't forget me once you have a rookie. If you forget me, you will be angry!"
Gilsfina had a slightly aggrieved expression on her face, but she felt refreshed in her heart.
Tianlunnu had been pestering her lately, making it impossible for her to have a private meeting with her lover. If she could get a woman to distract Tianlunnu, it would be a good thing for Gilsfina. With Mary's background, she was naturally not afraid that other women would get Tianlunnu's favor and climb up to her.
Although Wind Bone City was an independent ruler of the Dwarf Kingdom, as a member of the Black Blood Alliance, it naturally could not rely on the influence of the Alliance.
At this time, the battle on the battlefield between the five of them had reached a white-hot level.
The other four women found that Ye Wanjun was the strongest, because she could grab the pillow in almost every round of competition.
Thus, they decided to form a temporary cooperation station to attack Ye Wanjun.
Unexpectedly, Ye Wanjun did not have any greed for the pillow in her hand. Seeing the four people surrounding her, she immediately threw the pillow to one of them.
"Don't be fooled! She's distracting us! Let's kill each other! If we continue to snatch each other, she's the one who's going to survive. We'll never have a chance again!"
One of the four women was very knowledgeable and told the truth.
Unfortunately, things like human nature were too cowardly.
The woman who got the pillow actually felt that what the woman said before was reasonable.
However, should she now give up her pillow and work with the other three women to deal with the woman with the best stamina?
Will she be killed in the process, will she lose her pillow, and will she be killed by the dwarves soon if she loses her pillow?
A series of questions arose in her heart, causing her to hesitate, making her unwilling to take any action.
Apart from Ye Wanjun, the other three women all noticed her hesitation. Thus, they loosened their minds and wanted to report to the guild to kill the strongest. The alliance had already collapsed before it could be formally formed.
At this moment, Ye Wanjun suddenly moved. She was still the same as before. She quickly approached the woman with the pillow. Then, she hugged the pillow in her arms with both hands and pulled it into her arms with all her strength. In this way, the two of them would fall into a state of contention.
"Not good! One minute is almost up, let's go snatch it too!"
A woman reminded two other women, so they rushed forward and became a situation where five people competed for a pillow.
At this moment, although they were still naked, they were no longer as hot as they had been at the beginning, because their bodies were covered in the blood of their companions, and they were covered in dirt and stolen goods on the ground.
Finally, another minute had passed. The hands of the five women were all on the pillows. This caused the nearby dwarves to hesitate, not knowing which person to kill.
"Kill the woman who touched the pillow last? Hmph, since you don't want to die, then you should be more active in robbing her!"
Gilsfina gave the order. After receiving the order, the dwarf stepped forward to kill the woman who touched the pillow, leaving Ye Wanjun and the other four competitors behind!
Now that the problem was that the person who touched the pillow would be killed, who would dare to let go of the pillow again? No one dared to do this!
Qin An frowned slightly as he thought about how to break this situation.
In the finals of the four choices, physical strength was already secondary, because even Ye Wanjun was already very tired, so when facing the finals of the four choices, as long as there was little distraction, she would lose the chance. In other words, this time, it was more determined willpower. Whoever was more courageous and resolute would be able to live until the end!
Just now, the Dwarf King had said that the last survivor could enter the harem!
This was clearly the best prize. For women, they felt that it was good to sleep with anything at this time, as long as they could survive! If he didn't continue to insist now, wouldn't all his previous efforts and robberies be in vain?
The expressions of the four women all became focused. The battle for pillows between them also attracted everyone present, including Qin An.
The apocalypse was so heartless that no one paid attention to the corpses on the ground. Everyone was waiting for the final winner to be born.
…
Li Nan had already roasted the meat in a cave near the Yarlung Zangbo River valley. Qin Beichen, Shi Lida, Wu Xiaoxiao and Huai Gu all began to share the roast meat.
"I have to say, your cooking skills are not bad. The seasoning is very good. It's been a long time since I've eaten such delicious food."
Wu Xiaoxiao ate without heart or lungs, praising Li Nan while eating.
"Hehe, thank you. I'm overpraising you."
Li Nan smiled honestly, but his smile made Qin Beichen and Shi Lida confused.
This man really looked like an honest farmer brother. Why did he form a husband and wife with the mysterious woman in black, Huai Gu? I really don't understand.
After a while, a third of an antelope was eaten. The atmosphere of the few people was very awkward because of Wu Xiaoxiao and Huai Gu. The two of them were actually like old friends that they hadn't seen for many years, chatting freely on all sorts of strange topics. Li Nan, Qin Beichen, and Shi Lida didn't know what to say.
"Haha, really?"
"Of course it's true. I, Wu Xiaoxiao, am very famous in Zangxi and Kowloon City. No one doesn't know me! They all say I'm insane!"
"Hey, I think you're the most normal person I've ever seen in this world. How can they say you're insane? What a bunch of stupid people!" Huai Gu's face was filled with regret. The seductive charm of his facial features caused Qin Beichen's heart to pound. He hurriedly turned his head to not dare to look at her.
Shi Lida could not help but be angry when she sensed Qin Beichen's mood. Although she had been untied now, there was nothing she could do without her ability, so she could only shout.
"Hey, Wu Xiaoxiao, if you weren't mentally ill, hurry and save us! I really don't understand. Are you two friends that I haven't seen for many years? She broke one of your arms! From the way you talk, it seems like you two are close friends. Wu Xiaoxiao, you're not the undercover agent this woman planted next to us, are you?"
Hearing Shi Lida's words, Wu Xiaoxiao and Huai Gu exchanged a glance. Then, they actually laughed out loud together, and laughed for a long time.
In the end, Wu Xiaoxiao stopped laughing and her expression became serious. She turned her head to look at Shi Lida and whispered,
"Little beauty, you are very smart. You should know my helplessness! If I could beat her, she would have attacked long ago. Would I have waited until now?"
Huai Gu still had a charming smile on her face. She said calmly,
"That's right! Fortunately, your strength is much weaker than mine. Otherwise, I might have to fight you! Wu Xiaoxiao, I really don't want to kill you now because I like you. We can really be friends."
Wu Xiaoxiao turned her head and looked at Huai Gu, then shook her head and smiled.
"We won't be friends. We might become enemies for life. Although I'm no match for you now, I think I'll be qualified to fight you one day!"
Seeing Wu Xiaoxiao's serious expression, the smile on Huai Gu's face disappeared. Then, he shook his head and sighed,
"I hope that day will never come, because at that time, I will most likely accidentally kill you!"
When Qin Beichen and Shi Lida heard this, they could no longer listen. The two of them were still cherishing each other, as if they were a perfect match for each other that was about to be torn apart by a deity. Who could stand the ambiguity in their tone?
Just as the two of them were cursing in their hearts, Huai Gu, who had been affectionate towards Wu Xiaoxiao before, suddenly laughed out loud.
"Hahaha! Alright, alright, who knows what will happen in the future? We have already eaten dinner, so let's get down to business now. It's in this cave! Once you kneel down, go pay respects to your parents from afar, and the husband and wife will pay respects to each other! I told you, as long as you get married, I will immediately let you three go! You have no way to resist me, because I have a Soul Joyful Curse Token. I don't seem to be using it on you. It depends on whether you want to sleep in a foolish situation or feel each other in a clear-headed situation. "Bei Chen, Rita, I'm on good terms with all of you, so I don't want you to be too embarrassed. Choose for yourself!"
Qin Beichen and Shi Lida's faces turned green. They didn't expect that Huai Gu would really want them to get married and enter the bridal chamber. What was the purpose of this?
While the two of them were in a daze, Wu Xiaoxiao sighed and said, "It seems that we can only do this now. In any case, you are also concubines of Lang You Qing. Although I was in a dazed state most of the months on the wall of Heavenly Prison, I still know what happened between you two." "Bei Chen, I know you're worried about the eldest maidservant, Hong Cui. It's a pity that she's not here now. If you two have fate, you'll see each other again. It's hard to hold hands even if you miss her face-to-face. So don't think too much about it. Marrying Rita is a good thing."
"Hey! Wu Xiaoxiao! You lunatic, who exactly are you from?"
Shi Lida's face was completely red. He estimated that even a pinch of water would produce red ink.
At this time, Qin Beichen's face turned black, and he was forced to marry by someone else, or by a stranger and a lunatic!
How could a dignified man who was 1.8 meters tall endure such humiliation?
Just as the two protagonists were resisting, Wu Xiaoxiao spoke again.
"Hey, do you really have that Joyful Union Curse Token?"
"Of course! After using it, even if they are different species of creatures, they will still be tempted to fight until dawn!"
"Oh, that's good. I don't think I need to ask for their opinions anymore. Use it directly!"
"Alright, after all, if you say so, then I'll use it. Do you think we need to avoid it?"
"Just ask your husband to leave. How about we take a look at the liveliness?"
"I'll listen to you!"
Qin Beichen and Shi Lida were almost angered to death by the madman Wu Xiaoxiao. Unfortunately, when the curse token released by Huai Gu worked on them, they didn't have much energy to think about anything else. Only each other was left in their eyes!