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Chapter 285: [Engagement Ring]
Chapter 285: [Engagement Ring]
Chapter 285: [Engagement Ring]
"Hey, what do guys do when they need to pee and get hard?"
"Why are you asking that on stream!? Couldn’t you wait until later!?"
I half-yelled as I retorted to Bancho.
Even though it's difficult, it still comes out.
"By the way, do you know the origin of the word ‘pencil'?"
"You’re clearly asking that with ill intentions, aren’t you!?"
"By the way, the correct answer is ‘little penis’ in Latin."
"Don’t announce the correct answer on your own! But, you see, ‘pen’ actually comes from the word for ‘feather’! Back then, pens were feather quills!"
?Iroha is trying so hard, lol
?Wow, I didn't know ‘pen’ and ‘pencil’ had different origins.?Male and female sound similar but have different origins too (U.S.)
?Words that originally were different can start resembling each other over time.
?Isn't that called ‘word symmetry’?
?By the way, you’re using a pencil on a whiteboard (U.S.)
"Huh?… Whoa, you're right!?"
"Yeeeep."
Bancho had been handwriting on a whiteboard.
But for some reason, the cursor was designed like a pencil.
"Could it be, that you anticipated this from the start? No, I’ve been guided all along!?"
I shuddered. What a terrifying woman, Bancho!
This means, she had planned this topic from the preparation stage.
No, even if they say "Don't hold back," wouldn't you normally go easy on someone underage!?
She's definitely out there. She's high.
"Do you know that some animals have bones in their penises?"
"Wow, I didn’t know that."
"By the way, human males also have bones in their penises."
"Huh!? No way!?"
I instinctively searched my past life memories.
…No, no, no, that can't be!
"Oh, wait! I get it. You’re trying to trick me! It’s an idiom meaning someone with ‘backbone', right!?"
That was close. I almost got fooled.
There are times when new research reveals strange truths.
"Iroha, nono, that’s not it."
"Then, do humans really have bones?"
"Yes, because there's a boner in the penis."
"You idiot!"
?Almost got tricked again, lol
?Iroha is so pure, w
?In the end, it’s just a dirty joke!
"By the way…"
Bancho said.
The next moment, I froze.
"Does everyone know the size of Iroha's penis?"
"…Huh?"
The shock rendered me speechless for a moment.
My size? Why suddenly bring that up?
"Well, um, I don’t know about that."
I stuttered in confusion.
Now, I’m a woman. Naturally, there's nothing down there.
Does that mean Bancho suspects my past life?
?Iroha is actually a boy!?
?There's no way such a cute girl could be a boy!
?No way, lol
?But sometimes Iroha refers to herself as ‘ore'.
?Honestly, Iroha is so smart, she might be on her second life.
?So, she was a man in her past life and remembers it? Lol
"Iroha, you really don’t know? Everyone wants to know."
"…Actually, I…"
"Oh, by the way…"
"‘Cincin’ means ‘ring’ in Indonesian."
"That’s confusing!"
Phew, that was close!
Safe! Just barely! I almost let something slip in my fluster.
"I dabble in Indonesian, so I accidentally mixed it up with English."
"That’s definitely on purpose! Who mixes up Indonesian at such a precise moment!?"
"But Iroha, you were flustered, so maybe…"
"Huh?"
?Did Iroha get a ring from someone? (U.S.)
?No, she’s probably preparing a ring to give to someone.
?She just got flustered by the word ‘chinchin'.
?No reason to get flustered now, she’s heard it enough today.
?I also want to know Iroha's size. Personally, I want to make an engagement ring.
?Everyone is saying ‘chinchin’ too much, lol
"Well, actually! I was preparing a ring as a present! It was supposed to be a secret though. You all made me reveal it."
?Who is it for?
?It has to be for Ogu, right! (U.S.)
?No, it’s gotta be Anego, the original and best.
?If it's Anego, it should be her younger sister.
?Recently, there's also the devoted Ilyesha. (Ukrainian)
?Seriously, who’s she going to propose to? I’m so curious!
"Well, who knows?"
I laughed vaguely.
I felt like trying to cover it up only dragged me into more trouble.