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Chapter 286: [A Thrilling Girl]
Chapter 286: [A Thrilling Girl]
Chapter 286: [A Thrilling Girl]
"No way, could it be that Iroha-chan was preparing her ‘dick'?"
"That's not it!"
I was already fed up with the ‘dick' talk.
Bancho, who was pointed out, corrected herself.
"Excuse me. I meant preparing her ‘ring'. This is already ‘cute'!"
"No, no! That's not it!"
"By the way, ‘cute' (MAUTETE) means ‘I want boobs' in Indonesian."
"Why would you mix in such specific Indonesian!?"
?Random dirty jokes, lol
?But saying ‘cute' (boobs) to Iroha-chan…?Isn't it because ‘cute' (want boobs) is wishful thinking?
"That's none of your business!"
"By the way, Irohanegi, do you know the 10 times quiz?"
"That's sudden! I know it, but you're planning a trick, right?"
"Then say ‘babu' ten times."
"That's not a trick, it's straightforward! I'm not that young, you know!?"
"Relax, relax… just a quiz for babies."
"No, no, no! I absolutely refuse!"
"Hmm, seems like you're in a rebellious phase. Parenting is tough."
"No, it's not! … Fine, I'll say it, okay?"
I reluctantly agreed, feeling like I was being played.
"Alright, here we go!"
"Okay. Babu babu babu, babu babu babu babu babu."
Counting on my fingers, I said it ten times.
"By the way, ‘booba' means ‘boobs' in English slang."
"I knew it, I was tricked!?"
I was wary of Indonesian, but it was another English dirty joke.
But let me say one thing!
There are thousands of languages in the world. Including dialects, even more.
So, most words are dirty jokes somewhere.
"You bastards, praise me! I got Irohanegi to say ‘boobs' a lot!"
?Wow! Well done!!!!
?Babies love boobs, can't help it, lol
?Recently, looking at Iroha-chan stimulates my maternal instincts… hey, you okay? Need a boob rub?
?Damn, if boobs are demanded, I don't stand a chance!
?Lol
?But even Ogu has small boobs, right!?
Well, the fact remains that I was made to say a dirty joke.
And you guys, I don't rub boobs, and I won't save you when Ogu gets mad later.
"Wait, time! Bancho-san, it's about time!"
"Oh, is it already the end of the stream? I still have so much to say!"
"Plenty! I'm already way past full and feeling sick!"
I retorted, gasping for breath.
Really, thank goodness time is limited! Finally, I'm freed from this hellish stream!
"Sorry for throwing so much at you, Irohanegi."
"What?"
Surprisingly, Bancho showed concern for me in her final words.
Maybe she was worried she went too far.
"Really, it was tough! But… well…"
I answered, feeling a bit embarrassed.
As Bancho's fan.
"Despite everything, I love Bancho for who she is. Hehe."
"Wha-!?"
"Ba-Bancho?"
For some reason, Bancho let out a voiceless cry.
Then exaggeratedly started panting.
"Wait a minute, Irohanegi, you're too cute! I've decided, from today I'm a lolicon!"
"I'm naturally being treated like a loli."
"By the way, want to ‘watch Netflix and chill' with me?"
"Uh? Sure, that sounds fine."
"No, it's not fine!"
"What!?"
At that moment, my room's door burst open.
Ogu's scream echoed into the stream.
?Ogu is here! (U.S.)
?Main wife is here!!
?This is a mad wife, lol
"Ogu!? I'm streaming! It's bad manners to burst in!"
"Shut up! You're the one making a cheating promise!"
"C-Cheating!?"
"You were being asked to do something outrageous!"
"…? What do you mean?"
"‘Netflix and chill' means ‘to have sex'!"
"Wh-what!? Bancho-san!?"
Y-you!? Just when I thought we had reconciled, give me back my feelings!?