Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 158: Whether You Are Chasing Girls or Boys, You Must First Figure Out What Type the Other Party Like...

Chapter 158: Whether You Are Chasing Girls or Boys, You Must First Figure Out What Type the Other Party Like...

After Hyakka's work ended, it was already the latter half of the night. Yamazaki lay on the bed in the dormitory and could not fall asleep for a long time.

'I think I should hurry up and run? It must be very miserable to be caught in this situation, right?' Thinking of this, Yamazaki once again thought of that bloody mosaic. _(` ) Blergh...

...

After spitting out everything in his stomach, Yamazaki finally wiped the gastric acid that came out of his mouth, 'There's nothing I can do. I can only escape. This kind of mission is not something a human can do!'

Just as Yamazaki was about to leave, he suddenly heard the whispers of Hyakka members coming from the door.

"It's time..."

"That's right. It's time, that secret mission..."

"This is the only time..."

"Let's go!"

Yamazaki leaned against the door and secretly heard their conversation, 'Secret Mission?! Could it be... Jouishishi activity?'

Thinking of this, Yamazaki didn't want to run away. After those Hyakka members left, he quietly opened the door and followed behind those Hyakka members.

Therefore, Yamazaki... came to Kawaki's room...

...

"Isn't this a little bad?" A Hyakka member whispered.

"Shh, lower your voice." Another Hyakka member replied, "I've seen it in the book. This is the best time. There is another name for this kind of behavior: Reverse NTR!"

"Hey, what book did you read" Another Hyakka member complained, "What's with this terrible name?"

'These people... are hopeless.'

Not far away, Yamazaki silently complained in his heart.

But at this moment, Kawaki's voice came from the room, "Hello? What's going on? Aren't the footsteps too loud?"

'Has it been discovered? It must have been discovered!' Yamazaki thought to himself, 'Worthy of being Yoshiwara's boss. At this time, you still have such vigilance.'

"It seems to have been discovered." A Hyakka member pouted with a face full of regret.

"If that's the case, then today's secret mission has failed..." Another Hyakka member added.

"There's no other way. Let's retreat today..."

After saying that, the group of Hyakka members left dejectedly.

Seeing this scene, Yamazaki also prepared to leave. After all, he had not found anything useful.

"Why are you leaving?" Kawaki's voice came again, "Come in quickly! I need to remind you a few times!"

'I've been discovered! I've definitely been discovered!' Yamazaki had just turned around, but before he could take a step, he heard Kawaki's voice again, 'What should I do in this situation? What should I do?'

"Hurry up and come in, you bastard!" Kawaki's swearing voice came again.

'There's no other way! I can only kneel down and apologize, hoping that the boss can let me go!' Yamazaki showed a determined expression. He resolutely walked to Kawaki's room and opened the door. He first bowed ninety degrees.

He shouted loudly, "Sumimasen! Things are not what you think!"

For a full ten seconds, Yamazaki did not hear any other sound besides the sound of typing.

Then, Yamazaki secretly raised his head, "Boss?"

He saw Kawaki sitting in front of the computer with headphones on, staring at the computer screen with full energy, and constantly operating the keyboard and mouse in front of him with both hands.

"How many times have I told you? Move slowly, do you understand?" Kawaki cursed and communicated with his teammates through the headset, "A good infiltration was all discovered by the enemy! This chicken is gone again! Are you an idiot?"

Seeing this, Yamazaki silently left Kawaki's room and closed the door.

"Just playing games?' Yamazaki roared in his heart.

...

"I didn't expect to continue to stay here..." Yamazaki opened his eyes and said without tears. In fact, after leaving Kawaki's room last night, Yamazaki ran into Tsukuyo who was patrolling. In the end, after using the excuse of "I can't find my dormitory", Tsukuyo helplessly sent Yamazaki back to his dormitory.

Yamazaki finish the second day of Hyakka's trial period~

"You've adapted well, newcomer." After finishing the day of work, a Hyakka member, who was standing at the side, praised Yamazaki, "You haven't vomited after seeing that scene today. It's really amazing."

"Thank you for the compliment," Yamazaki forced a smile, 'I did not eat anything from yesterday to today! How can I vomit! '

"Let's go eat something together?" A Hyakka member suggested.

"No, no need," Yamazaki quickly replied, "I'd better go back to my room to rest. I'm already very tired from work today."

"I see..." The Hyakka member replied, "That can't be helped. Remember to have dinner."

...

At two o'clock in the middle of the night, Yamazaki began to prepare to escape again. However, before he finished packing his luggage, the whispers of Hyakka members came from outside his door again...

"Are we going to carry out that mission today?"

"Of course! Are we going to give up because of a little setback?"

"But we have failed too many times, haven't we? Including yesterday, we have failed almost a hundred times! But then again, have we ever succeeded?"

The moment these words came out, there was a moment of silence.

"Don't worry so much. The probability of success today must be much higher than usual! There is a newcomer participating today!"

"Newcomer?"

"Who is it?"

'A newcomer?' Yamazaki, who was hiding behind the door and eavesdropping, was also secretly puzzled.

However, soon after, there was a knock on Yamazaki's door.

"Takuko? Takuko? Takuko are you asleep?" A Hyakka member knocked on the door and shouted.

'The newcomer... could it be me?' Yamazaki complained in his heart expressionlessly.

"Yes, yes, coming." Yamazaki opened the door and replied.

"Listen up, Takuko. There is a secret mission waiting for you to complete! This is the most important mission that concerns whether you can integrate into Hyakka's family!" The leading Hyakka member said seriously.

"What kind of mission is it?" Yamazaki pretended to be confused, but he was roaring in his heart, 'Don't! That kind of mission! Absolutely don't! I am a man! I absolutely don't want that kind of mission!'

"That is: Reverse NTR! Kawaki-sama's chastity!" The leading Hyakka member said seriously. Then she turned to look at the group of Hyakka members behind her and explained, "Takuko is very powerful. The day before yesterday, she secretly hid in a corner to peek at Kawaki-sama and was not discovered."

'I am not! I am not! Don't talk nonsense!' Yamazaki had a rejection of three times in his heart, but he forced a smile on his face, "What an incredible plan, but I feel very sleepy."

"I see..." The group of Hyakka members was instantly disappointed.

Seeing everyone's disappointed expression, Yamazaki also felt a little embarrassed and quickly said, "Well, I think your plan might be a bit too hasty."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Shouldn't we first find out what type of person Kawaki-san... sama likes? Then..." Yamazaki explained.

"That makes sense!" The leading Hyakka member praised. However, she soon revealed a distressed expression, "But how should we figure it out? Should we directly ask Kawaki-sama about it? What should we do if he doesn't tell us?"

"I don't think it's good to ask him about this kind of thing directly," Yamazaki quickly replied, "But I heard something interesting. Maybe it will help you."

"Something interesting?"

"Ah, I heard that Kawaki-san...sama has an old friend who open a Yorozuya in Kabukicho." Yamazaki explained, "If you are embarrassed to ask, maybe you can ask the Yorozuya's boss for useful information~"

"Takuko, you are really a genius!" The leading Hyakka member praised.

"After all, I have done a lot of investigating work..." Just as Yamazaki finished speaking, he realized that he had misspoken and hurriedly covered his mouth.

Fortunately, this group of Hyakka members did not take it seriously.

"Then, today's battle plan will be changed! From going to Reverse NTR Kawaki-sama to what ideal type Kawaki-sama likes from that silver-haired naturally wavy hair mouth! Do you understand? Sisters!"

"Oh!"

...

At two o'clock in the evening, a group of Hyakka members sneaked out of Yoshiwara, including Yamazaki.

"So, why? Why are you dragging me?" Yamazaki asked the Hyakka member, who was in the lead.

"Because you were the one who proposed the plan, right?" This Hyakka member replied as a matter-of-fact, "Also since you have participated, we must participate together! We are a complete team! Don't you agree?"

"Yes!" xn

...

In front of Yorozuya's door.

"Alright, I'll open it now." Yamazaki opened Yorozuya's door lock and gave the Hyakka members an 'OK' sign.

"You really are something. You even know how to open locks." A Hyakka member praised and gestured for the two Hyakka members behind her to enter Yorozuya, then search for Gintoki and bring him out.

'After all, I often do sneaking work... I know a little bit unlocking of this level.' Yamazaki thought to himself.

"There's no one here!" The two Hyakka members who had just entered Yorozuya shouted toward the entrance.

"How could it be..." The leading Hyakka member was instantly disappointed. She muttered, "Could it be that the silver-haired naturally wavy hair also predicted our actions in advance?"

"No, I don't think so." Yamazaki replied, "I just remembered that the Yorozuya's boss seems to be injured. He is recuperating in the house of a certain employee. It is the house of that boy with glasses."

"How do you know?"

"Er... Actually, I overheard the news from Kawaki-san... sama and his niece's conversation the day before yesterday. However, I was so nervous that I forgot about it... I just remembered it now." Yamazaki quickly explained.

"Alright! Then change the location of the mission! Let's go to the house of that boy with glasses!" The leading Hyakka member shouted again.

"Oh!"