Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 159: Radishes Have Their Own Love

Chapter 159: Radishes Have Their Own Love

On the wall of Shinpachi's house.

"Do you still remember the contents of the mission?" The leading Hyakka member asked.

"Capture the silver-haired naturally wavy hair alive!"

"Ask about Kawaki-sama's ideal type!"

"Oh my, it seems that you all remember it very clearly! Then, let's go!" The leading Hyakka member shouted and jumped into the courtyard first.

"Wait! The plan is not like this, right?" Yamazaki shouted, "Didn't you say you wanted to ask? How did it turn into an interrogation?"

"No, this is also because the other party might not answer honestly, so..." Hyakka explained.

"This is basically a kidnapping!" Yamazaki shouted.

"Stop dilly-dallying, hurry up and go!" With that, the leading Hyakka member led the other member and rushed in.

Only Yamazaki, who was still on the wall, was left.

'I'm the only one left, so... I can escape now!' Thinking of this, Yamazaki couldn't help but feel happy in his heart. He immediately turned around and prepared to escape.

However, just as he turned around, Yamazaki heard a somewhat familiar cry for help. That was...

...

When Yamazaki came to the courtyard, he saw a group of Hyakka members surrounding a hole and whispering.

"That's a gorilla, right?"

"It's obviously a gorilla, right?"

"Why would there be a gorilla in a trap?"

"This must be the trap set up to prevent a gorilla from intruding."

"A gorilla?" Yamazaki asked doubtfully. He squeezed in and looked at the hole. He saw that the bottom of the five-meter deep hole was densely packed with sharpened bamboo. Ten centimeters above the bamboo was Kondo, who was trying hard to support himself from falling down.

'Why is it you!!!' Yamazaki roared in his heart.

"Don't worry about it, don't worry about it. Just pretend you didn't see this kind of thing." A Hyakka member said.

"That's right. Don't mind it. It's not within our mission range."

"Speaking of which, the world is really not peaceful now. There are actually wild gorillas randomly barging into the house."

The group of Hyakka members said as they prepared to leave.

"Wait! Please save me!" Kondo shouted. As he spoke, Kondo looked at the two bags of Baagen-Dazs that was full of holes, "If this continues, my end will be exactly the same as those Baagen-Dazs!"

"Ah, the gorilla speak!"

"How terrifying! Is it a genetic mutation?"

"Don't worry about it, hurry up and do our business."

As they spoke, the group of Hyakka members prepared to get up and leave.

"I beg you, please pull me up!" Kondo shouted, "Oh no, my hands and feet are starting to tremble, like a newborn gorilla."

"That should be a colt!" A member of Hyakka complained.

"No, no, no, I wasn't wrong just now. I was talking about the mental aspect! No matter who was born, they would feel uneasy!" Kondo shouted.

"It has been nearly thirty years since you were born!" Yamazaki could not help but retort.

"That voice...is that Yamazaki?!" Kondo said excitedly, "Yamazaki, hurry up and save me!"

"No, you heard wrong. I am Hyakka's reserve member, Yamazaki Takuko!" Yamazaki quickly squeezed his throat and replied.

"No matter who it is, it doesn't matter! Hurry up and save me!"

Just as Kondo finished shouting, a female voice suddenly came from behind the Hyakka member.

"Hmph, you're too naive! Do you think this kind of trap can cut off my feelings for Gin-san? Miss Otae." Sacchan snorted and said, "If you think about it in reverse, it means that you are afraid of me, right? You are afraid that I will snatch Gin-san away, right? That's right, it must be like this."

As she spoke, Sacchan looked at the glasses that had fallen on the bamboo, "Be optimistic, think optimistically, Sacchan! In this situation, even if there was a moment of negative thoughts, Sacchan would end up the same as that glasses!"

At this time, the group of Hyakka members finally found the direction of the voice.

Not far from the trap that Kondo fell into, there was another five meters deep hole. The overall layout was exactly the same as Kondo's trap, but the person who fell in was different.

"Is that a sow?"

"It's obviously a sow, right?"

"Why would there be a sow in the trap?"

"This must be a trap set up to prevent a sow from entering."

A group of Hyakka members stood outside the hole and whispered.

"Obviously not!" Yamazaki shouted, "It is obviously a stalker! It is obviously a trap set up for a stalker!"

"Is that voice Gin-san?" Sacchan in the nurse's uniform shouted excitedly, "Are you here to save me? Ah, I'm sorry. I wanted to sneak in to greet Gin-san. I didn't expect it to turn out like this."

"No! You idiot! Have you lost your glasses and can't hear clearly?!" Yamazaki scolded.

"Ah! It really is Gin-san! The only one who can make me happy is you, Gin-san!" Sacchan shouted excitedly again, "I won't fall for your trick, Gin-san!"

"What are you doing! Why are all the idiots who fell into the trap all irritating idiots!" Yamazaki curesed madly.

"Don't worry about them, Takuko. This is not within our mission range. Just pretend you didn't see anything." A Hyakka member advised.

"You're right..." The corners of Yamazaki's mouth twitched as he replied.

...

"Takuko, why did you save these two people?" The leading Hyakka member whispered into Yamazaki's ear, then looked at Sacchan and Kondo who were arguing.

"I just feel that it might be helpful for our mission." Yamazaki replied in a low voice, "And..."

'No matter what, I can't just stand by and watch. Although it is a gorilla, it is also Shinsengumi's property.' Yamazaki added the latter half of the sentence in his heart.

"What? You said that bastard and Miss Otae are sleeping under the same roof" Kondo, who heard the news from Sacchan, was instantly unable to calm down. Then, Kondo continued to shout with a face full of despair, "Don't joke around! Well, isn't this too cunning? I've tried so many times!"

"What? Are you retreating just like that?" Sacchan replied with disdain, "Are you still a stalker?"

"What did you say! Smelly woman!" Kondo was unhappy to hear that.

"Hey, these two have already admitted that they are a stalker." A Hyakka member whispered beside Yamazaki's ear, "Is this situation really okay? It has become a stalker debate, right? Will it affect our plan?"

"You should be thankful for the existence of that person in this world. I think you are not good enough." Sacchan sneered and then continued with a fanatical look, "I was fine when I heard that Gin-san had a child! I was even more excited!"

"Your just a stalker!" Kondo retorted, "Don't compare me with you! It's just that the other doesn't know how I love them, so my presence is a little bit more lingering."

"That is called a stalker." The leading Hyakka member raised her hand and interrupted.

"But then again, who exactly are you people?" Sacchan's expression changed. She took out a kunai from her bosom and looked at the group of Hyakka members with a vigilant expression, "Could it be that you came here for Gin-san as well? But, you have no chance!"

"What are you talking about? How could we come here for such a man!" The leading Hyakka member cursed, "Our hearts all belong to Kawaki-sama!"

"Hmph, you have some ability," Sacchan continued with a snort, "But your love can't compare to my love! The love between me and Gin-san has long surpassed the love between you and that good for nothing otaku!"

"What did you say? You sow!" The group of Hyakka members took out their kunai and cursed fiercely.

"Only Gin-san can call a sow! I am Gin-san's exclusive sow!" Sacchan announced proudly, "You may not understand, right? This is Gin-san's favorite name for me!"

"How is that possible! You are just a masochist!" A Hyakka member retorted.

"What's wrong with a masochist What's wrong with turning into a masochist for love?" Sacchan retorted, "You guys are the pathetic ones. There are so many people fighting over a man, but you can't get any response."

"What do you know about Kawaki-sama!" A Hyakka member scolded, and then teased, "You're the one who's even more pathetic, aren't you? You've never been treated gently by your beloved. We've been treated tenderly by Kawaki-sama every day!"

"What did you say?!" Sacchan was unhappy. She then retorted, "That's love too! It's the most intuitive manifestation of Gin-san's love! Every curse is a manifestation of our love! Why do you ask? Because every curse makes me extremely excited!"

"You're just an M, aren't you?"

"Well, anyway, everyone's purpose doesn't conflict with each other. It's better to get along well." Yamazaki hurriedly came out to smooth things over. After all, if he left them alone, they would really fight.

"You..." Kondo came in front of Yamazaki and looked at him carefully, "I always feel that you look familiar..."

"No, no," Yamazaki quickly replied. After all, if he was recognized under such circumstances, those Hyakka members would definitely not let him off easily.

"Forget it, just like what Takuko said, our mission does not conflict with them," The leading Hyakka member finally put away the kunai, and then shouted to the other Hyakka member, "It's better to finish our task quickly! Do you remember the content of the task?"

"Capture the silver-haired naturally wavy hair alive!"

"Ask about Kawaki-sama's ideal type!"

"Alright! It's on!" The leading Hyakka member shouted and led the group to rush to the main room.

"Wait!" Sacchan heard that something was wrong, "What do you mean by capturing the silver-haired naturally wavy hair? In the end, do you still want to attack Gin-san? I will never allow it!"

As she shouted, Sacchan also rushed over.