Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 160: There Is No Need to Ask About an Idiot Ideal Type!

Chapter 160: There Is No Need to Ask About an Idiot Ideal Type!

"That damned naturally wavy hair! It is absolutely unforgivable to live with Miss Otae one step ahead!" As he spoke, Kondo also pulled out his sword and rushed out.

...

Gintoki, who was sleeping in the room, suddenly opened his eyes at this time. He quietly lifted the quilt and sat up.

"Have you finally fallen asleep?" Gintoki murmured, "I can finally escape this time! From this hell!"

As for why Gintoki said this, it was naturally because he had been carefully (horrific) cared (abused) by Otae when he was recuperating at Otae's home these few days.

Originally, his body was not in good shape, but after so many days, Gintoki felt that he had seen the Sanzu River in his sleep several times, and almost couldn't help but cross over.

Especially when he was forced to eat a few bowls of egg porridge made by Otae, that kind of taste... Thinking about it, Gintoki felt his entire body tremble.

"If I want to escape, I can only take this opportunity now..." Gintoki muttered to himself, then he did not dare to make any sound. He slowly lifted the quilt, slowly got up, tiptoeing to the door, and began to put on his clothes and shoes.

"Alright, I wasn't discovered." Gintoki was a little happy, but when he just stepped out of the door, an alarm suddenly sounded, "What's going on!"

But there was no time to think about it, Gintoki instantly rushed into the courtyard...

"Shin-chan! The naturally wavy hair is escaping!" When Otae heard the alarm, she instantly woke up and shouted at the door, "Activate the fortress mode!"

"Yes, yes..." Shinpachi, who was sleeping in his room, was also awakened. After yawning, he turned around and lay down. He rubbed his eyes and touched the glasses on the side. Then, a small piece of the floor in front of Shinpachi exposed a depression. Without any explanation, Shinpachi pressed the red button in the small groove.

"Ha~" After doing all this, Shinpachi yawned again and fell asleep with a pillow in his arms.

At the same time, after Shinpachi pressed the button, the entire courtyard became somewhat different. Countless traps were activated and all the exits were sealed. The entire mansion became a true steel fortress.

"That woman! She actually did it to this extent..." Gintoki looked at the reinforced door in front of him and muttered.

"Ahahahaha!" Otae put on her clothes and walked to the door of the room with a long sword. She laughed loudly and said, "Do you think you can escape? This house has been invaded countless times by stalkers, and it has been heavily armed to prevent the invasion of thieves. Now it can be called a fortress! Even a mouse can't escape!"

"Damn it!" Gintoki secretly cursed, but then Gintoki heard the footsteps behind him, "That is..."

When Gintoki turned around, he found that a group of Hyakka members was shouting and rushing toward him.

"You..." After thinking for two seconds, Gintoki was overjoyed. "Did Kawaki send you to save me? Did that idiot finally remember our friendship?"

"How is that possible!" Sacchan's voice came, "They are going to attack you! Gin-san! Run!"

"Attack? Run? What do you mean?" Gintoki asked doubtfully.

"Gintoki, go to hell!" Kondo shouted as he followed behind Sacchan, "You actually dared to live with Miss Otae first. Absolutely unforgivable!"

"Dead naturally wavy hair, don't run!" All the members of Hyakka shouted, "Tell us Kawaki-sama's ideal type before you die!!"

"Kawaki's ideal type? What is that?" At this time, Gintoki still did not understand the situation. However, from the expressions of these people, Gintoki also felt that they had come with ill intentions. If this continued, his life would be in danger. Therefore, before he could react, Gintoki turned around and ran.

However, after running a few steps, Gintoki found that several meters in front of him, Otae was standing there with a smile on her face. If she was not holding a long sword in her hand, others would definitely think that this was a gentle and virtuous woman.

"This side is also..." Gintoki instantly turned in another direction.

"Shin-chan! SOL! It's time for SOL to appear!" Otae shouted at the room again.

"Yes, yes..." Shinpachi, who was half-asleep, yawned and got up. He pressed the other red button in front of him again.

Gintoki, who was fleeing, suddenly saw that his body was illuminated by a beam of light, and wherever he ran, the light would follow.

"What is this?" Gintoki was puzzled, but just as he finished speaking, a laser cannon shot down from the sky.

Boom!!!

After the bombardment, only Gintoki, whose face had turned black from the explosion, was left behind.

"This, could it be..." Gintoki raised his head and muttered with cold sweat all over his face, "Is it a satellite weapon?"

That's right, Gintoki was right. In the sky above Earth, a satellite was aiming at this place. The satellite was marked with the words [SOL740] which should be the model of the satellite. As for why it is called SOL, it is also an abbreviation.

Abbreviation for Stalker Punishment Laser.

"Shin-chan! Focus fire there!" Otae shouted again.

"Yes..." As he spoke, Shinpachi's fingers began to tap on the red button in front of him with the hand speed that even Hajime Kato would kneel when he saw it.

...

Looking at the countless bright spots in the sky, Gintoki had already lost all hope and was ready to give up. At the same time, all the members of Hyakka plus Sacchan and Kondo also rushed toward Gintoki.

"Hahaha..." Gintoki turned around with a look of despair on his face, "Let's go together. We can have a companion when we cross the Sanzu River."

"Quickly tell us about Kawaki-sama's ideal type!"

"Gin-san! I'm here to save you!"

"Gintoki, go to hell!"

Boom!!! Boom!!! Boom!!!

...

Yoshiwara.

"The weather is really good." Today, Kawaki rarely slept until he woke up naturally. After opening his eyes and sighing with emotion, he put on his clothes and walked out of the bedroom.

As soon as he came out of the bedroom, Kawaki found that all the Hyakka members in his living room were kneeling on the ground with their heads lowered, not daring to speak. In front of them was the unhappy Tsukuyo. Moreover, all the Hyakka members seemed to have been involved in an explosion case.

"Hey, hey, what's wrong?" Kawaki approached Tsukuyo and asked carefully, "Did Hyakka's dormitory explode? Why did everyone become an afro head? Or did everyone get involved in an explosion when I was sleeping?"

"Hmph, about this," Tsukuyo snorted and then cursed, "It's all your fault! You damn otaku!"

"Eh??" Kawaki was at a loss, "What are you talking about? I just slept for a while and didn't do anything. You can't blame like this, right?"

"No," Tsukuyo murmured while holding her forehead, "Don't let me see you. I get angry when I see you. I can't control my hands. I can't suppress the urge to pull out a kunai and stab you to death."

"Hey, this is too much!" Kawaki complain, "I don't even know what happened!"

"Today, you will kneel here. When you reflect on yourself, you will get up." With that, Tsukuyo stepped out of Kawaki's room first.

"Hey! Why are you here?" Kawaki shouted, "Do you think my place is a confession room or an ancestral hall? I tolerate you arbitrarily treating my room as Hyakka's gathering place, but this time I really can't bear it!"

After saying that, Kawaki prepared to rush out and argue with Tsukuyo, but before he could take a step, two kunai flew in from outside the door and accurately stabbed Kawaki's forehead.

Kawaki fell to the ground...

...

"What exactly is Kawaki-sama's ideal type?" A Hyakka member asked coquettishly.

"Huh? My ideal type?" Kawaki turned his head and asked doubtfully, "Why do you ask this?"

"It's all because of that silver-haired naturally wavy hair that made us look like this!" Another Hyakka member said angrily, "It's all because he didn't tell us about Kawaki-sama's ideal type!"

"What did you guys do when I was asleep..." Kawaki said expressionlessly. Then, he sighed and continued, "But I can tell you about this."

"Eh? Really?"

The group of young ladies surrounded Kawaki in an instant.

After clearing his throat, Kawaki put on a solemn expression and said, "My ideal type... In general, there is none."

"How is that possible?"

"There must be something, right?"

"It must be that Kawaki-sama doesn't want to tell us."

"Yes, yes, that's right."

"None means none," Kawaki sighed and explained, "Although I don't know what you have done to make you look like this if it is to know this, it is indeed a bit too much."

"In short, there is none." Kawaki said and stood up, "There is a new game waiting for me today! Everyone, see you later!"

After saying that, Kawaki turned his head and prepared to go out with excitement. However, just as he walked to the door, Kawaki suddenly thought of something. He turned his head and added, "But having said that, I like all the beautiful people who work hard."

After saying that, Kawaki smiled.

"Kawaki-sama~"

"He is talking about me!"

"No, he is talking about me!"

The group of Hyakka members pushed each other to Kawaki. At the same time, Yamazaki, who was sitting behind the group of Hyakka members, felt that this was a good opportunity to escape. Thus, Yamazaki quietly turned around and prepared to slip away. However, after climbing a few steps, he suddenly heard Kawaki's voice again.

"What is this?" Kawaki lowered his body and picked up an ID. After picking it up, he glanced at it and muttered, "Shinsengumi, Yamazaki Sagaru, this is..."

Hearing this, Yamazaki was shocked and quickly touched his pocket, 'No! I accidentally lost my ID!'

At the same time, Yamazaki felt the cold air behind him getting heavier and heavier. Yamazaki was covered in cold sweat and turned his head mechanically.

"Well, listen to my explanation!" Yamazaki shouted at the group of Hyakka members who had fierce looks on their faces, then knelt down and kowtowed heavily a few times.