Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 162: Men Should Always Keep a Childlike Innocence!

Chapter 162: Men Should Always Keep a Childlike Innocence!

Late at night, Yoshiwara.

"Excuse me, Pizza Delivery 'Nin-nin Pizza'.." Zenzou held a stack of pizza and shouted outside the window of Kawaki's room.

"Ah, finally here?" Kawaki tiptoed to the window and took over dozens of boxes of pizza from the delivery man outside the window.

"Customer, can you finish all this at once?" Zenzou said casually after handing the pizza to Kawaki.

"Ah, it's you!" Only then did Kawaki recognize Zenzou. This was not Kawaki's fault. Just now, Zenzou's face had been tightly blocked.

"Ah, so it's you!" Zenzou also reacted. Then, he glanced at Kawaki's room. "So you live in this kind of place? Oh, right, can I borrow your toilet? I can't stand it anymore."

"Ah, do as you please." Kawaki replied in a low voice, "But be a little quieter. I'm currently grounded. If Tsukki finds out that I secretly called for pizza in the middle of the night, she will definitely fly into a rage!".

"Oh, I understand," Zenzou replied in a low voice. Then, he jumped into Kawaki's room through the window and headed straight for the toilet at the side.

...

"Are you obsessed with this kind of thing?" Zenzou looked at Kawaki who was eating pizza and playing games.

"Are you looking down on the FPS game?" Kawaki turned his head and shouted. However, just as he finished speaking, he realized that his voice was a little loud, "Ah, I forgot. I should be quieter."

"But then again, is this your part-time job? Didn't you deliver couriers before?" Kawaki turned his head again and stared at the computer screen, asking casually.

"I am a ninja," Zenzou snorted and explained, "If a samurai is compared to a dog, then the ninja is a cat. Dogs follow their masters with loyalty, faith, benevolence, and righteousness. For their masters, they can sacrifice their own lives. They get happiness from their beautiful ways of living, but once they lose their masters, it is easy to lose their way."

"But cats are different. As long as there is food, no matter what kind of owner, they will stick to it. In our way of living, there is neither beauty nor ugliness. What we have is only... the dedication to our own ninjutsu. Only by sublimating our own ninjutsu into absolute beauty can it bring us supreme joy."

Only after Zenzou finished speaking did he notice that Kawaki was still staring at the computer screen.

"Hey, did you hear that? Did you hear me?" Zenzou scolded.

"Huh? What did you say just now?" Kawaki wondered, "Ah, I almost forgot. There's money under the shoe pad at the door. Take it yourself. I can't move."

"Really... I don't know how to complain," Zenzou said helplessly. At the same time, he stood up and walked to the door of Kawaki's room. He pinched his nose and took out the money from Kawaki's shoes, which exuded an ominous smell.

"I put the change into your shoes," Zenzou shouted.

"Oh, I got it," Kawaki replied casually.

"Then I'm leaving. I just received another order." After saying that, Zenzou turned around and jumped out of the window.

"Oh" Kawaki replied casually. However, he suddenly remembered that he still had something to talk to Zenzou about. He quickly stood up and ran to the window. However, after glancing out of the window, he found that Zenzou had disappeared, "I forgot about the business, really."

"Forget it, it can only wait for the next time," Kawaki muttered to himself, then walked to the computer again and sat down, "Let's continue my gaming career now!"

...

The next day.

"Huh? A girl who can predict the future?" Kawaki looked at Hinowa who was sitting in a wheelchair with a face full of disbelief, "There must be a limit to how much you can dupe people, okay? Do I look like an idiot?"

"This is real." Hinowa did not care about what Kawaki said. She extended a finger and explained with a smile, "That girl is Okuni of Tengantsuu(Holder of the eye of god). I heard that she has practiced yin-yang divination and other divination techniques since she was a child. No matter what kind of things, she can accurately predict anything, just like the sky falling down. Like an apocalypse. She is a Miko called by many, Shindou(Child of God)"

"I'm not a child like Seita," Kawaki casually replied, "This kind of story should be told when you coax Seita to sleep."

"I don't need to sleep now!" Seita, who was eating at the side, shouted, "I think the one who needs to sleep is Brother Kawaki!"

"Wouldn't it be alright to find out for yourself when you encounter something you don't believe?" Hinowa replied, "We can find out if it is true or not."

"No, I'm not interested at all." Kawaki replied casually, "Also, I'm not interested in the future at all. It's more important to live in the present!"

"Maybe you can find out your future wife and maybe even children." Hinowa continued, "Also if you are not interested, do you already know your future?"

"If it can really be determined, I want to know when the game company that often bounces can release the game that I am looking forward to. It has already bounced several times!" Kawaki complained, ignoring the second half of Hinowa's sentence.

"If you focus on that kind of thing, you won't be able to become an outstanding man," Hinowa replied with a smile.

"What does it matter?" Kawaki replied casually, then revealed a serious expression, "A man should always keep a childlike innocence!"

"Being addicted to that kind of thing is not to keep a childlike innocence, you are simply a good-for-nothing otaku." Hinowa continued, then looked at Seita with a serious face and said earnestly, "Seita, don't learn from this kind of man. Otherwise, Mom will be very distressed."

"Don't worry, mom!" Seita raised his little face and replied seriously.

"Tsk~" Kawaki snorted and once again lowered his head to enjoy his lunch.

However, what Kawaki didn't know was that the few Hyakka sisters outside the door had all heard what Hinowa had said...

...

"Hey, have you heard? Hinowa said that there is a kid who can predict the future!"

"Really?!"

"How could Hinowa be wrong!"

"If you find her and let her predict Kawaki-sama's future wife..."

"What a good idea!"

"But what should we do if she really predicts it?"

"Is there a need to ask? Of course, we'll kill her on the spot!"

A group of Hyakka members gathered together and whispered.

"Hey, you guys, what are you doing sneaking around here?" At some point in time, Kawaki had arrived behind this group of girls. He dug his ears and asked casually.

"Ah! There's nothing!" A Hyakka member quickly explained.

"Right, right!" The rest also echoed.

"Do you think I will believe it?" Kawaki shouted, "I can hear your voices clearly from ten meters away!"

"We're just a little curious..." A Hyakka member explained.

"What's there to be curious about that kind of thing? Anyway, it must be a bluff." Kawaki said casually, "Can you not think about those things? Don't think that you can be lazy just because Tsukuyo is on leave."

Yes, Tsukuyo was on leave today. Of course, it was a passive vacation. After Hinowa persuaded her, Tsukuyo agreed to give herself a day off. Then, Tsukuyo did not appear from morning until now.

"Chief is not here, and Kawaki-sama is still so serious~" A Hyakka member complained.

"Yes, yes."

"You can't blame me, can you?" Kawaki sighed, "Tsukki threatened me with the funds for next month."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore," A Hyakka replied, "Because my bankbook has already been shared with Kawaki-sama in the form of a couple~"

"Mine too."

"Me too."

"Me too."

The group of Hyakka members echoed.

"You..." Kawaki didn't know what to say, but then he suddenly thought of something and asked, "How is that man?"

"He still doesn't say anything. He keeps shouting that he wants to see the chief." A Hyakka member reported, "And according to Kawaki-sama's command, we haven't let the Chief know that the man has been captured and detained by us."

"Ah, that's good." Kawaki replied, "For the time being, it's better not to let Tsukki know, but it's really a headache. How should we deal with this man?"

"Of course, it was directly dealt with."

"That's not right. After all, he is the Chief's master..."

"But we can't just ignore him, right?"

"It's a little..." Kawaki sighed softly, "Well, let's wait for the right time to let Tsukki decide. A dead person can still appear, really making trouble for others. Now let me see him first, lead the way."

"Yes!"

...

Yoshiwara, in a remote house.

Jiraia, Tsukuyo's master, was imprisoned here. Coincidentally, one day, when Kawaki returned from outside to Yoshiwara, he happened to meet him.

Kawaki only felt a little concerned. After all, he felt a sense of crisis from this man. Then, Kawaki followed this man and secretly heard some news.

In the conversation, Kawaki heard that this man was trying to secretly control Yoshiwara's drug business. In fact, Kawaki was extremely hateful about drugs. After Kawaki came to Yoshiwara, all of Yoshiwara's drugs were banned.

Therefore, Kawaki immediately made his move.

However, it had to be said that Jiraia's strength was indeed not to be underestimated. He was indeed worthy of being Tsukuyo's master. Kawaki fought with him for a long time before capturing him alive when he was injured.

Then, Kawaki secretly imprisoned him. Originally, he was going to let Tsukuyo deal with him, but he learned from the other party that this man was Tsukuyo's master... Therefore, Kawaki concealed it.

In addition, the reason why Kawaki was grounded was also that Tsukuyo found that Kawaki came back with a body full of injuries, so he was grounded by Tsukuyo.

"Hey, are you still alive?" Kawaki walked into the house and shouted at Jiraia, who was tied to a post.