Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 165: Shoujo Manga... It's Really Hard to Understand~

Chapter 165: Shoujo Manga... It's Really Hard to Understand~

"Can't you just send a message or something?" Zenzou casually replied, "Do you really have to come to this place personally? Also, why do you know that I'm in this place?"

"I always feel that sending a message or something is not sincere," Kawaki waved his hand and casually replied, "Also, as for why I know you're here, don't care about this kind of thing."

"How could I not care! This is the most important point!" Zenzou shouted, "Did you put a tracking device on me?! Was it at that time? Was it when I went to your house to go to the toilet?"

"Your imagination is a bit too excessive! How is that possible!" Kawaki could not help but scold, "Who would put a tracker in that kind of place! Where would you want me to put the tracker even if it were? I can't imagine it!"

"Of course, it's the an*s..." Before Zenzou could finish speaking, Kawaki suddenly took out a book from his bosom and directly smashed it on Zenzou's head.

"This is..." Looking at the book that Kawaki threw out, Okuni's eyes lit up, "Is it a shoujo manga?"

"Eh? A shoujo manga?" Zenzou was puzzled. He got up and rubbed his head. He picked up the book that had fallen to the ground, "Ichigo... 100%... What kind of shoujo manga is this!"

"Eh? Isn't this a shoujo manga?" Kawaki asked, "I always thought that this was a shoujo manga. If you don't believe me, look at the first page. There are strawberry panties!"

"Do you think that revealing panties is a shoujo manga? What kind of classification is this!" Zenzou cursed, but when he turned around, he saw Okuni picking up the manga and reading it, "That is not something you should read at your age! That is still too early for you!"

After saying that, Zenzou directly snatched the manga from Okuni's hands.

Okuni, who had been robbed of the manga, showed a wronged expression.

"Don't look at me like that. This kind of thing can only be seen after you become an adult!" Zenzou snapped.

"How about this?" As he spoke, Kawaki took out another book from his bosom. On the cover, two beautiful men were doing indescribable things, "I saw that many girls in the convenience store were surrounding this manga. I think this thing must be the legendary shoujo manga!"

As he spoke, Kawaki handed the manga in his hand to Okuni. As for Okuni, it was as if she had discovered a new continent. She opened her eyes wide and stretched out her little hands, preparing to take it.

However...

"How is this possible! This kind of thing is not a shoujo manga!" Zenzou snatched the book from Kawaki's hand and scolded, "What kind of attributes do you want her to awaken!"

"No, I just think that since there are so many girls who like it..." Kawaki explained.

"It's not this kind of thing at all!" Zenzou scolded, then sighed and continued to explain, "The so-called shoujo manga is the sweet and pure love manga! And most of them are centered around girls!"

"So that's how it is." Kawaki nodded, "I didn't expect a little shoujo manga to be so particular."

"If you don't understand, then go check it out!" Zenzou could not help but complain, "The creator of shoujo manga is Osamu Tezuka!"

"Who is that?" Kawaki asked doubtfully.

"You... did you really read manga?" Zenzou was completely defeated, "Forget it, why are you looking for me?"

"This..." Kawaki took two steps forward and sat down. He picked up the pizza beside him and started eating, "This...chomp...this...chomp...actually...chomp..."

"Get to the point!"

"Anyway, that's it." Kawaki finished a slice of pizza and then raised his head with a smile.

"What that's it? You didn't say anything at all!" Zenzou was on the verge of collapse.

"Is this girl your daughter?" Kawaki asked, and then carefully compared the faces of Okuni and Zenzou, "But she really doesn't look like you at all. Aren't you supposed to have a five-year-old son?"

"How is that possible?" Zenzou cursed, "Also, listen to me properly, you bastard!"

"Isn't that so? Then what exactly is the relationship?" Kawaki asked again.

"There is nothing at all!" Zenzou shouted, "This child is just a simple customer!"

"I see." Kawaki nodded, then stood up, "Then let's talk about business later. I will wait for you at Yoshiwara."

"Stop joking! I still have a lot of things to deal with here!" Zenzou replied.

"Don't worry about remuneration," Kawaki said as he took out two boxes of... medicine for hemorrhoids. "How is it?"

"Are you looking down on me, bastard?" Zenzou raised his head and scolded.

"Do you think it's too little?" Kawaki was a little distressed, but then there was a flash of inspiration. He first put two boxes of hemorrhoids medicine in Zenzou's hands, and then took out several coupons with cute ladies printed on them, "How about this one?"

"I have no interest in beauties at all!" Zenzou scolded, "But if it's the ugly girl club, I will consider it."

"Your... taste is really unique..." The corners of Kawaki's eyes twitched as he complained, "Forget it, that's fine too. It just so happens that Yoshiwara still has an ugly girls club. If you can agree to help, leave the coupon to me."

"Then it's a deal!"

"Ah, it's a deal." After saying that, Kawaki say goodbye to the two of them and instantly disappeared from where he was.

"So fast, this speed..." Zenzou murmured, but just as he finished speaking, he found that Okuni was holding the two manga that Kawaki had left behind and looking through them with a red face.

"Hey, didn't I just say that you are not alow to read this kind of thing yet?!" Zenzou shouted.

"It's really amazing. It can actually be like this..." Okuni held the BL manga in her hands and cheered while reading it.

From the girl's gradually excited expression, Zenzou felt that a certain attribute hidden in the depths of this girl's heart was gradually awakening...

"Why do I feel that things are developing in a strange way..." Zenzou muttered. Then, he snatched the manga from the girl's hands again and continued with a helpless expression, "Have you predicted this result?"

"Sure enough, the shoujo manga is the best." Okuni did not answer. Instead, she held her chin and muttered.

"I already said that this is not a shoujo manga!" Zenzou retorted loudly.

"I predicted it," Okuni looked up at the blue sky, "That man will come, and that man's future. It obviously has nothing to do with me, but this pair of eyes will show everything I want to see and don't want to see in my mind. It's really... annoying eyes."

"It seems that the so-called Tengantsuu really lives up to its reputation." Zenzou asked casually, "Then what is it? That man's future?"

"It's no big deal. It's just a straight road to death." Okuni replied.

"This kind of explanation is too perfunctory!" Zenzou complained, "This kind of explanation can be used on anyone! Forget it, let's meet again next time."

After that, Zenzou stood up and disappeared from the spot...

After leaving for a long time, Zenzou finally realized something...

"Ah, I seem to have forgotten to take the two manga left by that idiot... There should be no problem, right? I've already reminded her. There shouldn't be any problems. En! There is absolutely no problem!"

...

Yoshiwara, Ugly Girls Club.

"Ha ha ha, quickly drink!" Zenzou sat on the seat and hugged two women who looked very special. He shouted excitedly. At the same time, there were dozens of women who looked more special in front of Zenzou who were dancing. They looked more like... a group of devils dancing.

"Little brother, you are so mighty!" said the big-nosed woman in Zenzou's left hand. The big-nosed woman said worriedly, "But if we play like this, is there any problem with the money?"

"Ah, no problem, no problem." Zenzou casually replied, "Because someone said that it was a treat. He said that he will give me a lot of coupons. Moreover, don't look at me like this. I am also a young master. I used to serve the Shogun!"

"You are joking again," The woman with buckteeth on Zenzou's right waved her hand and said coquettishly, "How could a person with such a prominent family be surrounded by a group of ugly girls in such a remote club?"

"Me," With that, Zenzou directly turned his head and looked at the woman with a serious face and gently held her face, "Compared with the complete buildings, the collapsed ruins or strange caves are more beautiful."

As he spoke, Zenzou's face drew closer, revealing a tender expression, "You really are a ruin that collapsed so much that no one else can compare to you at all. What exactly is going on? Has this face been attacked by the Giant God Soldiers or something? Why are these two caves so high up? Can you plug in it? Can you plug in a microwave oven?"

As he spoke, Zenzou's face drew closer and closer...

Kawaki, who had just entered from the door, saw the two people who were frantically pouting, and goosebumps rose all over his body.

"Although I won't point fingers at your hobbies, it's better to restrain yourself. Next is the time to talk about business." Kawaki stood behind the sofa in the booth and said expressionlessly.

"Kawaki-sama!" The group of courtesan seemed to have discovered something new.

"I never thought that Kawaki-sama would come to this kind of store!"

"That... Haven't you heard of it? I heard that Kawaki-sama has never gone to any shop!"

"Do you mean... Kawaki-sama's preference is ugly girls?"

"Is that really the case?"

Listening to the whispers of the group of courtesans, Kawaki wanted to escape from this place more and more...