Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 164: The Way to Deal With Problem Students - Beat to Death!

Chapter 164: The Way to Deal With Problem Students - Beat to Death!

"Kawaki-sama, let me do it. Hyakka is better at this kind of work," A Hyakka member said.

"Then I can only leave it to you," Kawaki replied helplessly, and then turned to look at Jiraia who had been silent all the time. He narrowed his eyes and said, "Also, it's best if you spit out the things in your mouth right now. If you dare to use those things to hurt my... employees, I will be very distressed."

After saying that, Kawaki stretched out his hand in front of Jiraia and said, "Spit it, hurry up. Otherwise, I can only use some violence."

"Hmph." Jiraia snorted and then spat out the silver needle hidden in his mouth into Kawaki's hand.

"It's really amazing to be able to hide such a sharp thing in your mouth. You will definitely be very popular if you perform acrobatics." Kawaki chuckled and said. Then, he took the handkerchief handed over by a Hyakka member and put away the silver needle.

"It's useless. No matter what you do, it's useless." Jiraia continued, "Let Tsukuyo come."

"About this..." Kawaki frowned, "This request was originally quite easy to complete, but now it's really a bit difficult... Because Tsukki is on holiday today."

"Don't look at me like that. You should investigate this matter first, right?" Kawaki complained, "The current Hyakka is different from how you were back then. Right now, under my suggestion, Hyakka is operating on a rotation system. After all, the system that you have to work for 365 days a year is really too inhumane! They are also humans, right? They also need to rest, right?"

"Oh? Did Hyakka become something like a child playing house in your hands?" Jiraia sneered and said disdainfully.

"You are not allowed to insult Kawaki-sama and Hyakka!" The Hyakka member said.

"And what do you know about Kawaki-sama!!" The other Hyakka member shouted.

"Well, it doesn't matter." Kawaki stopped the two Hyakka members who were about to rush forward.

"How can you say child playing house?" Kawaki continued to explain, "Work should be a combination of work and rest. Work without a holiday is incomplete! The current Hyakka can be said to be the best unit with the highest salary and benefits in the entire Edo!"

Jiraia ignored Kawaki's nonsense and looked at the door behind him. To be precise, he was looking at the sunlight through the gap in the door.

"I didn't expect to see the real sun in Yoshiwara." Jiraia sighed slightly and then looked up at Kawaki, who was still smiling with his eyes narrowed, "Is this the change you brought to Yoshiwara?"

"The sun." Kawaki tilted his head and rested his chin on his hand. He thought for a moment and then said, "This can't be said to be my credit. After all, the sun has always been hanging in the sky. I just stabbed a hole in the thick ceiling."

"If that was the case, Yoshiwara would not have become like this."

"Humans are creatures that chase after the sun. They are weak creatures that will die without the sun." Kawaki continued, "Even if the sky is blocked, I have to admit that the people living in this underground city are still constantly enjoying the benefits brought by the sun and even the air you breathe."

"No one can survive without the sun. Even Old Man Housen had to admit that even a race who hated the sun depends on the sun. Of course, that old man also liked the sun, right? After all, no matter what race it was, an old man should like to bask in the sun.

"If Housen heard these words, I wonder what he would think," Jiraia replied with a chuckle.

At this time, the uncle who was outside Yoshiwara's entrance, holding a parasol and lying on a lounge chair to enjoy the afternoon nap, suddenly sneezed, "Which stinky brat is talking bad about this old man behind his back?"

...

"Hahaha, you're right. After all, that old man is a little neurotic." Kawaki smiled shamelessly.

"What about the moon? That petite but brave, beautiful moon." Jiraia said something, "It must be very handy, right? After all, it is my own work."

"Huh? What the hell are you talking about?" Kawaki looked at Jiraia like he was looking at a fool, "Isn't the moon always hanging in the sky? Although sometimes it is shy to hide or cover half of its face, it occasionally reveals its whole face."

"Hmph, you should know what I am talking about," Jiraia continued, "I was the one who taught her to [Give up everything in order to protect the things she wanted to protect]!"

"Hey, what did Tsukki give up?" Kawaki approached the two Hyakka members and asked in a low voice.

"The things that the Chief gave up... we don't know either," A Hyakka member replied in a small voice.

"Um... could you please be more specific?" Kawaki turned his head and his face was full of distress.

"Abandoning the identity of a woman and forgetting yourself can protect the person you want to protect. I remember that I taught her that at that time." Jiraia did not get angry and replied casually.

"That... If that is the case..." Kawaki muttered as he held his forehead, "She might fail."

Kawaki raised his head and continued with a speechless expression, "Well, although I don't know what she has given up on, it seems that she has not given up on her identity as a woman. Don't look at me with suspicious eyes. Just last time, I accidentally rubbed a certain part of her body, but I was hung up on the ceiling for a night! It was clearly not intentional! That hateful woman!"

Speaking of this matter, Kawaki was a little angry. He had only accidentally touched it. In the end, he had been hung up to the ceiling for an entire night. His neck had been sore for several days.

"Hey, don't be sad." Kawaki came to Jiraia and patted his shoulder, "I used to have a lot of students with this kind of problem. The best way to deal with this kind of student is to beat them to death."

Jiraia, "..."

"Alright, it's time for me to go." Kawaki moved his neck, "I've been here for so long, and I'm a little sleepy. You guys, don't be so ruthless. After all, he is Tsukki's master. If I end up breaking my game funds because of this, I'll be very upset too."

"Yes!"

"Then, see you next time," Kawaki greeted with a smile, and then turned to leave, "Speaking of which, there is one more thing. I really don't know how to deal with you, but if you leave now, I will let you go. After all... I don't really want to do anything to you. Of course, if you really want to lay your hands on Yoshiwara, I won't just sit by and do nothing. You can try it."

After saying that, Kawaki walked to the door, but just as he opened the door, he suddenly thought of something. He turned around and ordered the two Hyakka members, "Right, let him spit out the money he spent the night before yesterday. He actually used drugs to seduce women. What a shameless man. I helped to pay for the expenses. That is the money I prepared to buy new game equipment. Really..."

After that, Kawaki walked out without looking back and closed the door.

...

In Kawaki's room.

"How is it? Have you figured out where Zenzou is?" Kawaki sat in front of the computer and asked without turning back.

"Yes, Hattori Zenzou is standing in the house of Tengantsuu Okuni mentioned by Hinowa," A Hyakka member replied.

"I see..." Kawaki put down the game handle and stood up, "Looks like I have to personally ask him for help this time."

"But do you really not need to tell Chief and Hinowa about Jiraia?" This Hyakka member asked a little puzzled.

"Even if you ask me, I don't know what to do." Kawaki sighed, "That's why I hope to get information about this man from Zenzou and judge what to do."

"But, wouldn't it be faster to ask Hinowa directly?"

"That woman is too smart. As long as I ask her, she will be able to guess." Kawaki explained, "So, let's take a detour. When I fought with that man, all the movements that man showed were telling me that he was related to ninjas. So, it is better to ask the former leader of Oniwabanshuu, Zenzou Hattori."

"Also, that man's eyes..." Kawaki hesitated to speak, "Forget it, I'll investigate it myself. I'll leave Yoshiwara to you guys for now. You guys have to work hard."

"Yes!"

...

Tengantsuu Okuni's house.

At this time, Zenzou and the girl named Okuni were sitting on the roof. Okuni was eating pizza while looking at the latest Jump that Zenzou brought.

"It's really incredible. I, who hold the Tengantsuu can foresee anything, can't predict the Jump plot development." Okuni said as she looked at the Jump.

"Oh, is that so?" Zenzou sat on the side eating pizza while replying.

"Yes, I can't read it at all. I can't foresee it either. Is Maison de penguin going to be dropped or is it going to survive?" Okuni replied, but her eyes were still staring at the jump in his hand.

"Is this what you mean?"

"It's really interesting." Okuni smiled and looked at Zenzou, "Can you bring it to me next time? It's hard for me to go out. I can't buy it."

"The next time I come is the time to kidnap you," Zenzou said casually.

"If that's the case, then bring the shoujo manga next time." Okuni did not mind Zenzou's words and continued, "The Nannies only let me read Jump, saying that the shoujo mangas recently are too full of Smut."

"Aren't you going to run away?"

"It's no use even if you run away. Even if I don't have Tengantsuu, I can still see it." Okuni was still looking at the Jump in her hand, "My future path..."

"I see. It seems to be very powerful." Kawaki's voice came from behind the two, "But I don't know if that so-called Tengantsuu predicted that I would come here?"

"You!" Zenzou turned to look at Kawaki, who was smiling with an umbrella in hand, "Why are you here?"

"I need your help with something," Kawaki replied.