Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 184: Don’t Underestimate Soccer! (Fuyou)

Chapter 184: Don’t Underestimate Soccer! (Fuyou)

"You are deciding what to do for yourselves!" Kagura retorted, "That's my most precious egg cracker device! I won't give it to anyone!"

"There's no such thing at all!" Gintoki scolded, "At most, I'll be your egg cracker device starting tomorrow!"

"No, it stinks." Kagura decisively refused.

"There must be a limit to how willful you are!" Gintoki shouted, "That kind of thing can't be explained clearly if the neighbors see it!"

Just as Gintoki and Kagura began to quarrel again, Kawaki found the head on the ground.

"Alright, I found it. Leave the rest to me!" Kawaki twisted his neck and rubbed his hands together.

"Then I'll leave it to you!" Gintoki shouted.

"Oh, it's all right." As he spoke, Kawaki stood in front of the head and made a kicking posture. Then, he kicked it hard, "Look at my... Flaming Shot!"

"Eh? What's going on? Why didn't it get kicked?" Kawaki looked at the head that was still on the ground and asked doubtfully.

"Get lost; let me do it!" Gintoki directly pushed Kawaki away and then made a kicking posture, "Look at my... Sharp Cloud Shot!"

"What happened? Why didn't it get kicked?" Looking at the head still on the ground, Gintoki murmured.

"Let me come. I just reviewed the young football player two days ago," Kawaki pushed Gintoki away again and made a kicking posture again, "Look at my Thunder Beast Shoot!!... Eh? What's going on? Why didn't it hit again?"

"Get out of the way! Let me do it! Look at my Razor shoot!... Eh? What happened? Why didn't it hit again?"

"It seems that you are still far from it. Let me do it!" Kawaki once again pushed Gintoki away, "Just look at my recoil and quickly fire! Please! Dragon God! Huh? What's going on? Why didn't you hit it again?"

"Enough! Let me do it!" Gintoki pushed Kawaki away again, "Look at my gliding curve shoot! I'm counting on you! Space Wing!"

Ten minutes later...

Kawaki and Gintoki lay on the ground, panting.

"I've tried hundreds of shots. What's going on? Why can't I hit it?" Kawaki said, panting.

"Maybe it's because we think too simply about soccer," Gintoki replied breathlessly. However, just as he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly saw the head on the ground secretly open her eyes. However, when she saw him staring, she suddenly closed her eyes.

Gintoki rubbed his eyes and turned his head mechanically. He said to Kawaki, who was beside him, "That... that head just now seemed to blink..."

"Ha? Don't be silly. It's just a dead head. How can it blink?" Kawaki waved his hand and said casually. Then, he stood up again, "Alright, this time, I'll definitely kick you away!"

Then, Kawaki raised his right leg again, "This time, I'm going to be serious!"

As he said that, Kawaki kicked out his right leg heavily. However, just like the previous times, Kawaki still did not feel the feeling of kicking a physical body.

"Eh? That's weird. Why can't I kick it?" Kawaki muttered. But suddenly, Kawaki realized that the head on the ground had disappeared...

"Did I kick it this time?" Kawaki turned around and asked in surprise.

"Kicked your head!" Gintoki hid behind the sofa and scolded, "Can you show me what is wrapped around your leg?"

"Eh? On my leg? What do you mean..." Kawaki's voice stopped abruptly. He saw the hair of the head just now was firmly wrapped around his calf, and the whole head was tightly attached to his calf.

The most terrifying thing was that the head actually opened its eyes and stared straight at him!

"What the hell is this. AHHHHH!!!!!"

...

"Hey, Gintoki, save me." Kawaki said to Gintoki, who was hiding behind the sofa, "In this situation, only you can save me! I can't get rid of it no matter what!"

"Little uncle..." Kagura was about to say something, but Gintoki suddenly covered her mouth.

"There's no way to save him! In this situation, sacrificing one person is already the limit!" Gintoki said seriously, "That head is the legendary vengeful spirit! The only consequence of being entangled by her is death!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Kawaki cursed. Then, he looked at the head again and smiled apologetically with cold sweat on his face, "Um... Can I trouble you to get off my leg... I will never do anything rude again! I will definitely hold a grand funeral for you! Please!"

However, no matter how much Kawaki begged, the head did not respond. It still stared straight at Kawaki.

"Please! Don't look at me like that!" Kawaki was about to collapse, "I will invite the star you like during the funeral! Absolutely! For the sake of these things, I beg you to ascend quickly! But then again, do you have a star you like? Don't be shy! Say it! As long as you say it, I will definitely help you fulfill your wish!"

"Sylvester Stallone."

"She really spoke!" Kawaki felt even worse. He turned around and cursed at Gintoki, who was hiding behind the sofa, "Hey! Did you hear that? She really spoke! It's really unbelievable! She actually likes Stallone! Hey! Gintoki! Please! Please invite Stallone here!"

"What a joke! Where can I get Stallone for you now!" Gintoki cursed, "Speaking of which, her hobbies are too strange! How can there be a girl who likes Stallone!"

Just as Kawaki was about to despair, suddenly, two people's laughter came from the door of Yorozuya.

Shinpachi and Tsukuyo walked up the stairs downstairs of Yorozuya.

"Miss Tsukuyo, are you looking for Kawaki-san?" Shinpachi asked Tsukuyo with a smile.

"Yes, I was a little concerned. He even said that he wanted me to find a lawyer or something..." Tsukuyo replied.

At this moment, the two of them arrived at Yorozuya's door. The door that had already become a ruin appeared before their eyes.

"What exactly is going on... How many times has Yorozuya's door been destroyed..." Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly.

"Tsukki! Save me! Hurry up and invite Stallone over!" Kawaki shouted at Tsukuyo, who was standing outside Yorozuya's door as if he had seen a life-saving straw.

"First, it's the lawyer; then it's Stallone. What are you thinking about?" Tsukuyo spat in disdain, then stepped into Yorozuya's door. However, when Tsukuyo saw Kawaki clearly...

"Save me! This vengeful spirit likes Stallone! In order for her to ascend, I can only invite Stallone over!" Kawaki pleaded.

Tsukuyo, "..."

"Vengeful spirit? Kawaki-san, what are you talking about?" Shinpachi re-installed the door and walked in. However, when he saw what was on Kawaki's leg, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Isn't this Etsuko-chan?!"

"Etsuko-chan? Is she your friend?" Kawaki quickly said, "Well, can you ask your friend to leave my legs? I will really do the funeral! Please! Shinpachi-kun! Have a good chat with her!"

"What are you talking about?" Shinpachi was a little confused and then said, "This is the now very popular robot maid, Etsuko-chan!"

Kawaki/ Gintoki, "Huh?"

"No! It's an egg cracker device!" Kagura shouted.

...

"Great, I'm finally saved." Kawaki patted his chest and sat on Yorozuya's sofa, his face full of relief after surviving a disaster.

"I really admire you, Kawaki-san." Shinpachi sat on the sofa opposite him and hugged Etsuko's head with a smile, "But, speaking of which, doesn't Kawaki-san like robots? Why can't he even recognize the popular robot maid [Etsuko-chan] right now?"

"I don't like this kind of robot." Kawaki curled his lips in disdain, "It's a man's romance kind! Can this kind of thing be called a man's romance? Heh, don't joke around."

However, just as he finished speaking, he saw Etsuko in Shinpachi's hand spit out a mouthful of oil, right on Kawaki's face.

"I'll kill you!" Kawaki instantly exploded and stood up, but in the next second, he was firmly held down by Gintoki and Kagura.

"Romance or something..." Shinpachi sat on the sofa and continued with a twisted face, "Etsuko-chan can do it too..."

Kawaki, Gintoki, Kagura, "..."

"Hey, this child is really amazing." Gintoki whispered in Kawaki's ear, "What does he want Etsuko-chan to do? What is this child thinking about?"

"I didn't think about those dirty things!" Shinpachi quickly retorted.

"It's so disgusting. Please don't talk to me for the time being-aru." Kagura looked at Shinpachi with disdain and said.

"What! Do you know what a maid's romance is?!" Shinpachi shouted, his veins bulging.

"This... please use it." Tsukuyo patted Shinpachi on the shoulder and took out a few free coupons from her bosom.

"This is..." Shinpachi murmured.

Tsukuyo nodded. Then, she looked at Kawaki and said, "It was this idiot who proposed to open a new shop for Yoshiwara. The business is pretty good."

"Thank you!" Shinpachi stood up and said loudly. At the same time, he bent his waist to ninety degrees.

"You changed too quickly! What about Etsuko-chan? Didn't you have a special love for Etsuko-chan just now" Gintoki complained loudly, "She will cry! Etsuko-chan will cry!"

"How can a robot be a real person..." Shinpachi awkwardly said...

"Hey, this child... is hopeless." Kawaki retorted him expressionlessly.