Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 185: Nice Buddy? Nice Body...

Chapter 185: Nice Buddy? Nice Body...

"Don't worry about it. Shinpachi is already in estrus every day," Gintoki said nonchalantly.

"No!" Shinpachi retorted with a red face.

"Aren't the brats who have entered puberty in heat every day? This is common knowledge." Gintoki casually replied.

"If that's the case..." Kawaki propped up his chin and nodded, not saying anything.

"I don't have that kind of common sense at all!" Shinpachi retorted again.

"No... I do." Kawaki and Gintoki replied at the same time.

"But then again, what should we do with this [Etsuko]?" Gintoki looked at the head on the table again.

"Of course, we throw it away. This kind of thing..." Kawaki waved his hand with a face full of disapproval, "...is completely useless."

"Don't! She is my special egg cracker device-aru!" Kagura shouted.

"How many times have I said it? There is no such thing at all!" Gintoki shouted, but just as he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly thought of something and asked Shinpachi, "Um, Etsuko's selling price is..."

...

After getting the selling price of the robot maid Etsuko-chan from Shinpachi, Gintoki fell silent. However, two seconds later, he rushed out of Yorozuya with a fanatical expression on his face and rushed to Gengai's Robot Shop.

Tsukuyo also returned to Yoshiwara after giving a warning to someone not to cause trouble.

...

Robot Shop.

"This is really amazing," Gintoki muttered to himself as he held the robot Etsuko-chan's brochure, "From cooking, washing clothes, and dealing with all sorts of affairs, it's a dream mechanical doll... Amazing, there's even the tsundere version and the mother-in-law version. I didn't expect that the times have already progressed to this point~."

"Indeed," Kawaki nodded in deep thought, "No matter what, having the mother-in-law version is too amazing."

"Is this the only thing that you are shocked about?" Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly, "Shouldn't you be saying why there is a mother-in-law version? By the way, what kind of version is a mother-in-law version!"

"Are you pretending to be innocent? The mother-in-law version...is a..." Before Gintoki could finish speaking, he was kicked down by Kawaki.

"What are you talking about in front of the children? I'll let you go to hell!"

"Yes." Shinpachi and Kagura nodded at the same time.

"Tsk!" Gintoki curled his lips and then looked at the old man Gengai who was cleaning up the robot head, "Hey, how is it? Old man?"

"It was really bad," Gengai said without raising his head.

"Is there a need to say that? After all, her head was cut off." Gintoki said casually.

"This thing should be used for soccer." Kawaki curled his lips and spat disdainfully, "Besides, this bastard spit oil on my face! And she also pretending to be a ghost to scare us! In my opinion, there is no need to repair this kind of thing. Isn't it good to give it to the soccer team? It can also improve the player's reaction ability."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter at all," Gintoki waved his hand, "I just want to repair it and sell it to make a profit~."

"Are you looking down on soccer? You bastard!" Kawaki was instantly unhappy.

"No one said that! What are your ears used for? Or is the processor of your head old?" Gintoki retorted.

"What did you say!"

Gengai carefully held the robot head and examined it. He said, "The key point doesn't seem to be damaged. There will be a way."

"But... old man, you won't be so stable in the future." Gintoki, who was still fighting with Kawaki, shouted, "This kind of thing appeared in the market. The day that you, the number one mechanic of Edo, will be surpassed is not far away!"

"What nonsense are you saying!" Kawaki gritted his teeth and retorted, "How can that kind of thing be called a robot? It is meaningless to make it look like a real person! Only metal and mechs can represent robots! I will never admit it! That kind of thing is not a robot..."

"It seems that I am still supported by people, Gintoki." Old Man Gengai smiled and said. Then, his tone changed slightly. It seemed to be a little disdainful but also a little sad, "I made this kind of weak robot, but it was only used to do odd jobs... But then again, do you want to repair her to what extent?"

"Mik* Ohashi!" Gintoki replied without thinking.

"Bumble bee!" Kawaki retorted.

Gintoki, "Yu* Hatano!"

Kawaki, "Optimus Prime!"

Gintoki, "Niw* Sumire!"

Kawaki, "Gundam!"

Kagura, "Kato Ken Samba!"

Gintoki, "Rol* Takizawa!"

Kawaki, "Eva Unit-01!"

Kagura, "The egg cracker device-aru!"

Therefore, Gintoki and Kawaki started to fight again.

"Are you trying to undermine me on purpose?" Gintoki scolded.

"You are the one! What do you want her to become? Is your brain full of wretched things?" Kawaki retorted.

"It's better than your brain being filled with water!" Gintoki retorted, "At least I added a censored. What about you? Did you feed your copyrights to the dogs? Speaking of which, did someone break in just now? Why did I hear Kato Ken and the egg cracker! Was that also what you said?"

"How is that possible! I hate rice with raw egg the most!" Kawaki retorted.

Then, the two of them stopped at the same time and looked at a certain girl in a cheongsam who raised her hand.

"Little uncle, you don't know how delicious rice with raw egg-aru! That is the best dish-aru!" Kagura retorted.

"Not at all!" Gintoki and Kawaki retorted at the same time.

"Well, stop arguing." Old Man Gengai's voice interrupts them, "I've always listened to your opinions. That's it for the time being. I already put together ready-made things."

At this time, everyone discovered that there was something besides Gengai that had to be handed over to Gundam to pay the copyright tax. (jpg.) so there was a mosaic. Of course, there was no mosaic on the head.

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki quickly blocked the camera and ridiculed, "This isn't putting together ready-made things! It's simply copying! Where did your copyrights go."

"This is..." Kawaki instantly rushed forward, his eyes shining like stars, "Gun..."

Before Kawaki could finish, Gintoki covered his mouth. "You can't say those two words at all!"

"This is a body that can last for a year in a war," Gengai said proudly.

"Why would a maid go to war for a year? Why would a maid need a shield?" Gintoki ridiculed.

"With a shield, you can hide a lot of things," Gengai patted the shield on the right side of Mosaic and explained, "For example, family ugliness or something."

Kawaki nodded in agreement and then sighed, "That's right. it's not easy for Etsuko-chan~."

"There is no need at all! It is just a robot!" Gintoki shouted again, "It's rare to use it to exchange for money. Hurry up and get me a nice body of a woman. Otherwise, it won't be sold."

"As expected of Gintoki. You even thought of this." Kawaki smiled and then came to the mosaic of the same height. He changed the Mosaic's left hand to a thumbs-up appearance and added a new character with a mosaic on the side, but it could still be roughly seen that this character was - Shinn Asuka!

(PS: Shinn Asuka: Gundam driver.)

"I did as you said, nice buddy," Kawaki also gave a thumbs-up.

"It's not the same at all! I'm talking about a nice body! Not nice buddy!" Gintoki shouted, "Hurry up and send it back home! Even if it's hot, it's all mosaic!"

...

"Seriously, I was really defeated by you guys." Gintoki was a little speechless. Then, he looked at Gengai again and sighed, "Forget it. Just make it look like a woman according to your own method."

"No! It's better to change it to a Bumble bee!" Kawaki retorted.

"Only you like that kind of thing!" Gintoki shouted.

Then, everyone saw the old man Gengai scratch his head and put silicone buttocks on the back of the Mosaic.

"Just putting on buttock?! It doesn't solve the problem at all! It only looks like Mosaic has a buttock! And why are you obsessed with buttocks!" Gintoki roared.

"I just think that a woman with a big butt is very good-they have easier deliveries," Gengai explained.

Gintoki rolled his eyes and shouted, "Too ancient! Your way of judging women is too old!"

"What are you unhappy about? I spent a lot of effort to make this." Gengai complained.

"Well, I think I should understand what Gintoki means." Kawaki came to the mosaic again.

"As expected of Kawaki. As expected of a man who has been in Yoshiwara's place for so long." Gintoki said in surprise, "If it's you, you can understand what I mean!"

"In fact, this is what you want to do!" With that, Kawaki ripped off the mosaic...

"I didn't mean that at all! How can you rip off the mosaic! You must be an idiot! An absolute idiot!"