Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 186: If the Machine Fails, It Will Spit Things Out~

Chapter 186: If the Machine Fails, It Will Spit Things Out~

"Why do you feel unhappy? I've worked so hard~" Kawaki curled his lips and complained.

"The direction you are working is not right!" Gintoki retorted and then attached the mosaic again, "How much trouble do you want to cause for this work! Take a good look at the copyright, bastard!"

Then, Kawaki and Old Man Gengai looked at each other and shrugged at the same time.

"Well, what about mine?" Kagura raised her hand and said, "Little Uncle and Gin-chan's requirements have been fulfilled. What about mine? Where is my rice mixed with raw egg-aru?"

"Where is it completed! I didn't see it at all!" Gintoki shouted.

"That kind of thing doesn't matter at all." Kawaki waved his hand and said indifferently, but the next moment, he was shocked by Gengai's action.

He saw Gengai raise the mosaic's left hand and press the switch; soy sauce really came out of the muzzle in the mosaic's left hand!

Then, Kagura nodded in satisfaction.

"He really did add it! Why do you need to add something that is useless?" Gintoki shouted, "Leave the topic of rice mixed with raw egg! How much do you like rice mixed with raw egg! Although I like it very much!"

"I hate rice mixed with raw egg." After thinking for a moment, Kawaki raised his hand and said seriously.

"It has nothing to do with you! It's none of our business whether you like it or not!" Gintoki retorted.

"Because... it's good to say what you hate." Kawaki replied, then looked at Gintoki with a smile, "Actually, I hate you too."

"What you said has nothing to do with the current situation!" Gintoki retorted.

"Stop arguing," Gengai said. Then he looked at the mosaic again. He scratched his head and looked upset, "You have so many requests. If I add everything, it will exceed the budget."

As he spoke, Gengai suddenly realized something. He turned to look at Kawaki and the others and asked, "By the way, do you have money?"

Then, the Yorozuya trio turned to look at Kawaki, who looked up at the sky and whistled as if he had seen nothing.

Gintoki, Jiiiiiii(Stare)~

Kagura, Jiiiiiii(Stare)~

Shinpachi, Jiiiiiii(Stare)~

Half a minute later, Kawaki finally could not help but curse, "What are you guys looking at? Why are you all looking at me? No more! Not a single cent! I spent all of it to buy games yesterday!"

However, Gintoki and Kagura did not believe it. They rubbed their palms together and walked toward Kawaki with fierce looks on their faces...

Ten minutes later.

"Seriously, he's simply a pauper." Gintoki spat disdainfully, then took out the remaining three hundred yen from Kawaki's wallet and stuffed it into his bosom.

"What right do you have to say that?!" Kawaki rolled his eyes and retorted, "What qualifications does a person who is going to steal even three hundred yen have to say such a thing?!"

"Hey, old man, this is the money," As he spoke, Gintoki took out a hundred yen coin and gave it to Gengai, "Please!"

"Are you... underestimating me? Bastard."

...

In the end,

Kawaki and Yorozuya trio were chased out by Gengai.

Yorozuya.

Kawaki and Yorozuya trio sat on the sofa and looked at [Etsuko]'s lonely head on the table.

"It looks really pitiful, just like a puppy that was thrown away~" Shinpachi sighed with emotion.

"We don't have any money. We can't sell it like this. It feels like a murderer. If you leave her here, you will be shocked when you go to the toilet at night, right?" Gintoki sighed softly and then looked at Kawaki with a complaining face.

"Let's not talk about whether we can sell it or not. Without a body, we can not use it as a maid-aru." After saying that, Kagura also looked at Kawaki with a face full of complaints.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Is it all my fault? Is it because of me that she became a puppy that no one wants? Is it because of me you were scared by her when you went to the toilet?" Kawaki retorted, "Don't joke around!"

"Yes." Gintoki and Kagura nodded at the same time.

"You guys better stop before you go too far, bastard!"

"Well, calm down a little. This has something to do with Kawaki-san, right?" Shinpachi quickly came out to smooth things over and said with a smile. Then he looked at the head on the table again, "And it is not completely useless. After all, according to Gengai, this machine seems to have the ability to handle affairs."

"What? Spitting machine oil at its owner?" Kawaki said disdainfully.

"That's not what I meant. Its previous owner probably used her more as a computer than as a maid," Shinpachi explained.

"Computer? Really?" Kawaki asked doubtfully. Then, he took out a game disc and game console from his bosom and carefully examined this legendary [computer], "Where? Where is the place to read the game? Where is the place to insert the console? Is it the nostrils?"

As he spoke, Kawaki inserted the plug of the game console into the nostrils of the [computer], "No, could it be the mouth?"

Before Kawaki could test it out, Etsuko-chan took the lead and spat out a mouthful of machine oil. After spitting, she fell into a dead state again.

"This is the second time! I'm really going to smash you!" Kawaki instantly exploded, but he was stopped by Shinpachi.

"Calm down, Kawaki-san."

"It's true. It seems that she really hates you." Gintoki sneered, then looked at Etsuko-chan in front of him and murmured, "If it is a computer, then where is the power button? If it is installed on the ***, it will be over."

"How is that possible!" Kawaki retorted, "This guy is always on! He spits out oil twice on me!"

"Maybe it's a machine malfunctioning or something," Gintoki analyzed, "This is what machines are like. If there is a little error, they will spit out parts or something."

"Do you think it's your old TV?!"

"Could it be the mole on the forehead?" Shinpachi analyzed.

"Black mole? Isn't this booger?" Gintoki was puzzled, but just as he finished speaking, Etsuko-chan spat out a mouthful of machine oil on his face.

"It really looks like it's in standby mode!" Gintoki said with a black face. The next moment, he waved his fist at Etsuko-chan.

However, he was unable to do so and was firmly stopped by Kagura.

"Let me go, Kagura!" Gintoki shouted, "She actually dared to spit on her owner! Who do you think she is!"

However, Etsuko-chan did not react at all.

"Don't pretend to sleep with me, bastard! Believe it or not, I will add two more boogers to your forehead!" Gintoki shouted.

"Sigh, it is little uncle and Gin-chan who have caused the current situation. You think of her as a soccer ball. There is no other way but to hate you guys." Kagura analyzed seriously, "Let me do it. I was the one who first picked her up, just like the first person to pick up a stray dog."

"Wake up, my servant!" Kagura raised her hand and hit Etsuko-chan on the head.

"Do you think you are fixing our TV? What kind of violent method is this!" Shinpachi complained.

As soon as Shinpachi finished speaking, Kagura received a sneer from the corner of Etsuko-chan's mouth and... a mouthful of oil on her cheek.

"You bastard!" Kagura was furious, "Is this how you treat your savior? Hey!"

Seeing that three people were about to kill Etsuko-chan, Shinpachi quickly pressed the mole on Etsuko-chan's head.

The next moment, Etsuko-chan really opened her eyes, and Kawaki, Gintoki, and Kagura also stopped when they saw this scene.

"Purururu, purururu, purururu, purururu," Etsuko-chan finally turned on normally! "Unfortunately, your adventure 1, 2, and 3 has been deleted."

"Hey, what's going on? Why did she delete the adventure?" Gintoki asked, "Did you knock too hard? Kagura."

"What is the adventure?" Shinpachi said expressionlessly.

"She went adventuring somewhere, no doubt-aru," Kagura explained.

"I... hate RPG games," Kawaki said with a serious face, "Please switch to FPS game."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter at all!" Gintoki shouted.

Etsuko-chan glanced at Kawaki a little and then said again, "Please rebuild the adventures from the beginning. First: A name."

"Hey! Don't ignore me!" Kawaki scolded.

"Maybe she just doesn't support FPS games." Shinpachi quickly said and then looked at Etsuko-chan again, "But speaking of names..."

"Silver-haired booger to death," Kawaki said.

"Alright, the new name is [Silver-haired booger to death]," Etsuko-chan continued, "Are you sure?"

"How could it be that kind of name!" Gintoki cursed.

"Ehhhh?" Kawaki deliberately dragged out his words, then curled his lips and pretended to be hurt, "I thought about it for a long time before I thought of this name~."

"Do you want to fight, bastard?!" Gintoki cursed.

"Come on!"

"You two should be more obedient," Shinpachi once again became the peacemaker, "At this time, you should try to think of a simple and pleasant name. After all, Etsuko-chan is also a woman."

Then, Shinpachi fell into a pink reverie, and even the background was pink petals.

In Shinpachi's fantasy, he was running in a sea of flowers with Etsuko-chan, who was wearing a maid costume, hand in hand...

"Etsuko-chan~"

"Shinpachi-san~"

"Ahahaha~"

"Hahaha ~"

...

Everyone was speechless as they looked at Shinpachi, who had his eyes closed and had a pig-like face.

"I have no regrets in my life." Shinpachi woke up from his fantasy and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Hey, Gintoki," Kawaki said expressionlessly, "This kid is really hopeless..."