Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 187: Don’t Forget to Save!

Chapter 187: Don’t Forget to Save!

However, just as Gintoki and Kawaki were in a daze, Kagura decisively seized the signing rights.

"Then let's call it TAMA!" Kagura said.

"Understood," Etsuko-chan replied.

"It's too casual!" Shinpachi complained, "How far are you going with this egg thing?!"

"Why do I feel like it's becoming more and more like a stray dog?" Gintoki muttered.

"Girls nowadays like this kind of name. It's really incredible." Kawaki sighed with emotion and then reacted. He loudly retorted, "And why you don't need to confirm it this time? Why can you use it directly this time?"

"Hello everyone, first meeting; my name is Marie Antoinette," Tama said.

"She has ignored Tama! She doesn't like the name Tama at all!" Shinpachi complained.

"Everyone calls me Mole Beam." Tama continued.

"She was bullied! She was bullied because of the mole on her forehead!" Shinpachi retorted again.

"By the way, who is [Everyone] referring to?" Gintoki said casually.

"It must be warrior, martial artist, or something the like-aru." Kagura replied, "Not only are they barbaric, but their personalities are also very dark!"

"So, didn't I say it already? Why do we have to use the RPG game? Can't we just directly switch it to an FPS game?" Kawaki waved his hand casually, "RPG game is like this. It is called a team, but you will never know when your teammates will betray you. They will even secretly say bad things about you. For example, [that hero is an idiot], [that hero is actually a naturally wavy hair in reality], [don't look at him being a hero in the game, it must be a neet in reality], and so on."

"Why do I feel like two people at the back have been shot..." Shinpachi said expressionlessly.

"The memories make me blue." Tama then asked, "Shall I save the adventure?"

Shinpachi, "Why did you end the adventure without permission?"

Gintoki, "Wait! Isn't this adventure just beginning?"

"This is the so-called adventure," Kawaki nodded in deep thought, "The former companions will go to their separate ways at some point. Their adventure together will end at some point."

"It has nothing to do with you at all!" Gintoki shouted, "And the reason why you don't like playing RPG games is that you were always abandoned by your teammates?!"

"How is that possible..." Kawaki said, trying to be brave.

"No... Don't try to be brave. Your expression has completely betrayed you." Shinpachi retorted in a low voice.

"Please prepare the resurrection incantation: Mogagazuboroso, kusaremagurobaromi. " After saying that, Tama closed her eyes again.

"I can't believe she's still using this type of password," Gintoki complained. Then, he quickly began to look around for a pen and paper, "Hurry up and get a paper."

"That... has already been turned off," said Shinpachi.

"What is the password? It was said too quickly! I didn't even have time to remember it!" Gintoki shouted, "Speaking of which, why can't we save the file after the adventure ended? This guy is just pretending to be asleep! She definitely doesn't want to work!"

"Indeed..." Kawaki said seriously again.

"It's a very painful thing to forget to save the file."

"Why do I read another emotion in your expression?" Shinpachi murmured, "In the end, do you hate RPG games because you forgot to save the file?!"

"How is that possible!" Kawaki retorted. Then, he curled his lips and continued, "I forgot to save the file just because I wanted to suppress the demon king! Those people... actually kicked me out of the team because of this and even said bad things about me behind my back... Can you understand this kind of feeling?!"

"I can't understand it at all! In the end, isn't it because you took risks and couldn't carry on?" Gintoki shouted.

"So sad! So sad! Because of this reason, you abandoned the RPG game. You are so sad!" Shinpachi continued.

...

"Speaking of which, this is really useless. It is better to throw it away." Kawaki suggested.

"It makes sense; after all, I didn't even have time to write down the resurrection incantation," Gintoki nodded, "Our adventure is over."

"Don't want-aru!" Kagura said with tears in her eyes, "Don't give up. As long as you don't give up, we will definitely be able to continue our adventure!"

"No, it's better to give up..." Gintoki revealed a look of reluctance.

"I always feel that... the few of you are acting a little too far..." Shinpachi muttered.

"Actually, there isn't only one type of resurrection incantation." Kawaki extended a finger and smiled.

"Eh? Really?" Shinpachi was shocked.

"Let me try." With that, Kawaki once again turned Tama's head to face him, revealing a seemingly sunny but actually black-bellied expression. He said, "If you don't turn it on for me, I'll directly smash you~."

"What kind of resurrection incantation is this! It is simply a naked threat!" Shinpachi retorted, but just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi found that Tama really woke up, "It really works! Are robots afraid of death?"

"Parararappappaa!" Tama opened her eyes, "Tama has leveled up."

"Although I don't know why the level has risen," Shinpachi whispered, "Could it be that you went to take an adventure alone? Did you go to solo the slime?"

"Strength increased by 3, Speed increased by 2, Lassitude increased by 5," Tama continued, but her voice was getting softer and softer, "Lethargy increased by 6, Exhaustions increased by 7. I'm feeling very empty..."

"Wait a minute! Why are the negative parameters constantly rising! Did you pick up the poisonous mushrooms on the ground?" Shinpachi could not help but complain.

"... Lethargy has increased by 2... zuborokusaremagurobaromi... I feel weak. I don't want to move. It's difficult to work." After saying that, Tama closed her eyes again and fell silent.

"Why did you recite the resurrection incantation?" Shinpachi murmured, "Besides... you are not looking for a job at all!"

"It looks really broken, Gintoki. The resurrection incantation is completely unnecessary." Kawaki said to Gintoki, "Then choose humane destruction; what do you think?"

"Indeed, we can only do this." Gintoki nodded.

"Then..." As he spoke, Kawaki stretched out his hand and smashed it down. However, it was too late. When Kawaki's hand was only three centimeters away from Tama's head, Tama woke up.

"System update complete. The FPS game mode has been installed." Tama opened her eyes and said the first sentence. However, it was different from before. It was obvious that she spoke faster...

"Tama, your desire to survive is too strong..." Shinpachi pushed his eyes and felt helpless.

"It really doesn't look useful at all." Gintoki yawned, picked up the remote control, turned on the TV, and leaned against the sofa.

"This reporter looks familiar," Kawaki murmured.

"That is anchor Ketsuno. I heard that she came back after the divorce," Shinpachi explained.

"Anchor Ketsuno? Who is that?" Kawaki asked doubtfully.

"Did you forget? Didn't you go to ask anchor Ketsuno for help before?" Shinpachi reminded.

"Really? Is that true?" Kawaki was confused.

"Hey, could it be that your memories were all blown away by that club?" Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly.

"Club?"

"I don't know if you really have amnesia or fake amnesia..."

"Sure enough, anchor Ketsuno is the best." Gintoki's eyes were swollen, and only watched anchor Ketsuno on the TV screen, "Although you are divorced, I feel you are even more beautiful~."

"Gin-san, I advise you to stay away from this woman." Shinpachi reminded him kindly, "This woman is not as simple as she looks."

"Yes, I understand," Gintoki nodded, "Actually, there is a lot of material in the clothes! I have always believed in this!"

"Do you only think that way?" Shinpachi cursed, "I'm talking about the girl with the mace she summoned when we met! No matter how you look at it, she doesn't look like a human!"

"I understand, I understand. In the eyes of fans, idols are not humans." Gintoki nodded and replied, but his eyes were still staring straight at the TV.

"Can you listen to people? You bastard!" Shinpachi cursed, "The girl she summoned that day should be a shinigami, then anchor Ketsuno must be an onmyoji."

"Do you think I am as stupid as Kawaki?" Gintoki turned around and said casually, "Onmyoji? How could there be such a thing?"

"No, there really is." Shinpachi replied, "Although we rarely see them on the surface, there are indeed two powerful onmyoji families in Edo. Maybe anchor Ketsuno is one of them."

"That's great. It would be great if I were anchor Ketsuno's Shikigami..." Gintoki said with a face full of reverence as he looked at the television.

"There's really no hope..." Shinpachi asked, looking at Kawaki, "Speaking of which. Kawaki-san, how did you invite anchor Ketsuno last time?"

"Uh..." Kawaki thought for a long time but could not recall anything. He smiled awkwardly, "I really forgot..."

"Everyone is like this... Forget it." Before Shinpachi could finish, he was suddenly attracted by the strange news on the TV.

On the television.

"Anchor Ketsuno? Anchor Ketsuno?" The host's voice-over sounded.

"Yes, I'm anchor Ketsuno from the scene." Anchor Ketsuno was still wearing her pink kimono. She stood in front of the camera and said, "This is the entrance to the [Hayashi Research Institute]. Dr. Ryuzan Hiyashi, who was killed, is known as an authoritative figure in the automaton world. He is the inventor of the recently popular [Robot maid, Etsuko-chan]."

Then, a photo of Dr. Ryuzan Hiyashi and the suspect who killed Dr. Ryuzan Hiyashi was posted on the camera - [A photo of Fuyo No.0]...

And this Fuyo No.0 was exactly the same as Tama, who was on Yorozuya's table!