Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 207: Yagyu Arc Part 7

Chapter 207: Yagyu Arc Part 7

"I advise you to give up this idea. Right now, the Yagyu's Four Devas are here."

"Not at all..." Shinpachi raised his head and revealed a mouthful of white teeth.

"Why would we come here to challenge your dojo?" Kondo also raised his head and revealed a mouthful of white teeth.

However, in the next second, Kondo and Shinpachi kicked out at the same time, directly kicking the two guards into the door to open it, and then the two stepped inside as if something had happened.

Seeing this, the disciples of the Yagyu family rushed over with wooden swords in their hands, surrounding Shinpachi and Kondo while looking at the two with unfriendly expressions.

"Who are you people?!"

"You actually dare to come and cause trouble in the Yagyu family!"

"You must be tired of living!"

"Who?" Shinpachi smiled and then lifted the bamboo hat on his head. He clenched the wooden sword in his hand and shouted, "I am Shinpachi Shimura of the Tendo Mushi Style and head of the Kodokan Dojo."

"And I am his student, Isao Gorilla!" Kondo also took off his bamboo hat and shouted, "We've come to ask for a showdown with the nationally known Yagyu Style!"

"We have no interest in taking the Yagyu school name board. But..." As he spoke, Shinpachi took the lead to rush over and send a person flying, "We want you to return my sister!"

"Return Miss Otae!" Kondo also rushed forward, casually sending a Yagyu disciple flying.

...

Outside Yagyu's residence.

"Aiyaya, this is really fate~" Kawaki looked at Gintoki and Kagura on both sides of the road, as well as Sogo and Toshiro.

"Another troublesome fellow." Toshiro spat.

"Actually, I really didn't want to come to such a place for a woman." Kawaki waved his hand and continued, "It's just that there is a kid at home. Originally, he needed to go to a dojo to learn swordsmanship on the weekend. But today, the teacher seemed to be absent for no reason. That's why I came to this place. Don't misunderstand."

"Actually, so am I," said Gintoki, "It's just that one of the employees was absent today, so I thought of looking for him here. It definitely wasn't for a certain woman."

"Hey, your excuses are too lousy-aru," said Kagura with a speechless face.

"Kagura, don't talk nonsense." Gintoki reminded.

"That right, Kagura-chan, you can't make up nonsense like this. I really came here because of that annoying little brat at home," Kawaki continued, "You don't know how annoying that stinky little brat is. He stood on my side shouting, "Ha! Ha!" while I played games. It's so annoying."

Kagura: Jiiiiiii~(stare)

"By the way, what are you two doing here?" Kawaki looked at Toshiro and Sogo.

"I'm just here to return a favor." Toshiro said casually, "It has nothing to do with women."

"I see." Kawaki nodded and then looked at Sogo. He grinned and said, "Sogo-kun, did you come to this place for a stroll?"

"Ah, the gorila I raised at home seems to have run out, so I came out to look for it," replied Sogo.

"It can't be!" Toshiro scolded, "Can you find a better excuse? What do you mean by the gorilla I raised at home ran out? That is Kondo-san!"

...

At Yagyu's residence.

At this time, Shinpachi and Kondo were already somewhat unable to resist the onslaught. After all, two fists were difficult to fight against four hands. Facing the siege of everyone, the two of them could only continuously defend; even fighting back was very strenuous.

However, at this time, Shinpachi suddenly discovered that several enemies beside him had been sent flying. He immediately felt much more relaxed, and Kondo's situation was also the same.

Shinpachi and Kondo turned their heads to look, and only then did they discover that there were five extremely familiar people standing at the door.

The Yagyu disciples unconsciously took two steps back. Looking at the five people who appeared at the door, they said harshly, "Who are you people?"

"I'm sorry," Kawaki put away the umbrella and smiled, "The teacher in charge of teaching the children's swordsmanship seemed to be absent for no reason, so I wanted to see what was going on. But when I just came in, I saw that you were holding a party, so I couldn't help but want to participate in it."

"Actually, I am also," Gintoki took off his bamboo hat, "I'm just here to look for my employees who are absent for no reason."

"I'm different from them. I'm just here to return the favor." Toshiro took off his bamboo hat and gently puffed out a mouthful of smoke.

"I'm also different from them. I'm just here to find the gorilla that ran out of the cage." Sogo took off his bamboo hat and said.

"Hey, why did I hear a very rude sentence at the end?" Kondo said expressionlessly.

"Everyone..." Shinpachi was so moved that he did not know what to do.

...

In the main residence of the Yagyu family.

Kyubei and his father sat on the floor.

"Kyubei, I am really disappointed in you." Kyubei's father stared at Kyubei with a burning gaze, "I sent you on your journey to train in the martial arts so that you could perfect our Yagyu Chingage style of swordsmanship. Now you return all of a sudden with that girl and tell me you want to marry her? What have you been doing these past three years?! Searching for a wife?!"

"With all due respect, Father..." Kyubei opened his mouth and was about to explain.

However, he was suddenly stopped by his father. Kyubei's father stood up and said angrily, "Silence! I don't allow you to call me "Father". Didn't I say that you have to call me "Papa"? Of course, you can call me "Daddy" too!"

Looking at his father, who stood up with a cat in his arm, Kyubei did not feel anything strange. On the contrary, it could be felt that Kyubei respected his father very much from his attitude, and there was even a trace of difficult-to-detect timidity.

"Kyubei, our Yagyu family serves the Shogun for generations. It is our mission to let Yagyu's swordsmanship and noble blood survive." Kyubei's father scolded him earnestly, "Look at me-the truth is, I actually hate Persian cats very much because they make me allergic. However, it is precisely because they have a famous bloodline that I endure it."

"Miss Otae is indeed very cute, but she is only the daughter of a small town dojo," Kyubei's father continued, "She is not worthy of the heir of the Yagyu family! Do you want the blood of the prestigious family to be cut off here?!"

Hearing this, Kyubei stood up and walked out the door without even looking at his father.

"Hey, Kyubei, I haven't finished speaking yet!"

Kyubei stopped at the door and said without looking back, "People become stronger in order to protect something. You can go on protecting what you want to protect, Papa."

As he spoke, Kyubei turned around and glanced at his father. He then said, "And I want to protect the most important person to me. I swore to my lost right eye."

After saying that, Kyubei once again turned around and left without looking back. He did not care at all about his father shouting behind him.

However, not long after Kyubei left, two servants hurriedly ran over.

"Koshinori-sama! Something bad happened!"

"What is it?"

...

In Yagyu residence, in the courtyard opposite the main entrance.

"I thought it was a fun party." Kawaki's face was full of disappointment, "I'm just warming up, and it already ended. How disappointing~."

Looking at the disciples of the Yagyu family, who were knocked out by Kawaki and turned into a group of black afros, Gintoki and the others were speechless for a long time.

"What the hell are you doing here!" Gintoki kicked Kawaki away and scolded, "You should have some martial virtue! There is no one like you who directly bombard others when kicking a dojo! Change them with a wooden sword, bastard!"

"No, because it is very convenient, isn't it?" Kawaki retorted at the same time as he got up.

"Convenience my ass!" Gintoki shouted while rolling his eyes. Then, he pointed to Kagura, who was learning from Kawaki and also holding an umbrella; then at Sogo, who had taken a bazooka out of nowhere, "Because of you, both of them were ruined!"

However, just as he finished speaking, Gintoki welcomed a shelling.

With a boom, Gintoki turned into an afro head.

"I'm sorry, Gin-chan." Kagura said, "Your position is too close."

"Don't overdo it!" As he shouted, Gintoki pounced toward Kagura.

"Hey, that's enough. We still have more..." Toshiro opened his mouth to stop the two of them from fighting, but before he could finish speaking, he received a shelling.

After a boom, Toshiro also exploded.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Hijikata-san. I didn't do it on purpose. It's all your fault for being too conspicuous." Sogo's voice sounded.

After a few seconds of silence, Toshiro raised his head and cursed, "I think you did it on purpose!"

"Ah, I was actually discovered!" Sogo pretended to be surprised.

"Bastard!" Toshiro directly pounced toward Sogo.

Shinpachi and Kondo's eyes twitched as they watched the crowd start to fight.

"They... What are they here for?" Shinpachi muttered to himself, and his lips kept twitching.

"Well, you have to have confidence in them. Let's not talk about others; at least Sogo and Toshiro are very reliable..." Kondo comforted.

However, just as he finished speaking, Kondo also received a shelling.

"I'm sorry, Kondo-san. I didn't aim properly just now." As he spoke, Sogo passed over Kondo's body.

Then, Toshiro stepped on Kondo and rushed to Sogo, "I'm sorry, Kondo-san. You're in the way."

"Is this what you call reliable?" Shinpachi looked at Kondo, who was lying on the ground, with an expressionless face.

"Ah, although there is occasional infighting, there is no doubt that they are very reliable partners." Kondo stood up, crossed his arms, and chuckled.

However, just as he finished speaking, Kondo was shot again. However, the culprit this time was not Sogo but Kagura.

"Sorry, Gorilla. You blocked my shelling range-aru." Kagura's voice came.

"You are not apologizing at all!" Kondo stood up and shouted, "And what do you mean by blocking your shelling range? Are you saying that I'm in the way? Is that what you mean?"