Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 212: What Is the First Thing That Human Beings See When They Come to This World?

Chapter 212: What Is the First Thing That Human Beings See When They Come to This World?

"But didn't Kawaki-san say a little girl or something? Wasn't he referring to Tojo..." As he spoke, Shinpachi suddenly reacted. He trembled as he pointed at Kyubei, who had his head lowered to the side without any expression, "Could it be... Could it be! He was referring to..."

"Could it be..." Kagura also reacted and looked at Kyubei, who had his head lowered silently, with a shocked expression.

Shinpachi also raised his head to look at Gintoki.

"Yes." Gintoki cupped his hands and nodded, "Shinpachi, your senses are too dull."

"I see." Toshiro lit a cigarette and snorted, "I always feel that something is wrong. So that's how it is."

"It seems that we have been played around," Sogo spread his hands and curled his lips, "I didn't expect that the next head of the Yagyu family, who is nationally famous, would be a girl. Moreover... our deputy chief actually lost to a girl."

After saying that, Sogo deliberately smacked his lips.

"I didn't lose!" Toshiro shouted, "It's just a crack on the sword!"

"That's already a loss," Sogo sighed, "Shinsengumi's deputy chief actually lost to a girl. I wonder what will be the reaction to tomorrow's news report will be!"

"I didn't lose! As long as I don't admit defeat in my heart, it doesn't count as a loss!" Toshiro retorted and then gently puffed out smoke, "Moreover, there is no such thing as winning or losing between men and women."

"You really deserve to be called Hijikata-san. There were clearly ten members who were defeated in front of you at that time, but you still tried to be brave. I really admire your shamelessness~."

"You bastard..." Toshiro gritted his teeth and said.

"Now is not the time to quarrel!" Kondo crossed his arms and walked between Sogo and Toshiro, separating the two who were about to fight.

After Gintoki told the truth, Shinpachi, who was on the side, was shocked. He stood in place and rolled his eyes, unable to react for a long time.

"Hey, what's wrong? You can't accept this reality?" Gintoki patted Shinpachi's face, "No way, he didn't even breathe, and his heart has stopped. He is hopeless."

"Just wear this-aru." Kagura picked up Shinpachi's glasses from the ground and hung them on Shinpachi's face.

"Ha, ha," Only then did Shinpachi recover and take two deep breaths, "My heart almost stopped beating. This kind of thing is too shocking."

"He really revived. As expected of Kagura-chan." Gintoki looked at Kagura and praised her.

"Wait a minute!" Shinpachi seemed to have noticed something and hurriedly shouted to stop. He then looked at Gintoki, who was beside him, "Could it be that Gin-san already knew about this?!"

"Of course," Gintoki waved his hand with a face full of disapproval, "Even if I can fool others, I can't fool the sensor between my legs."

"Hey, you seemed to have just said something incredible," Shinpachi narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly, "What is the sensor between the legs?! Does your thing has sensor function?!"

Hearing this, Kawaki chuckled, "As expected of Gintoki. He can actually determine the gender of this shorty with that kind of thing. No, since it has been confirmed, it is not suitable to call him shorty. Now it should be called Miss Kyubei. Do you think so? Miss Kyubei?"

.........

As he spoke, Kawaki narrowed his eyes and looked at Kyubei, who still had her head lowered and did not speak.

"Did Kawaki-san know about it long ago? Why?" Shinpachi asked doubtfully.

"Although my sensor might not be as sensitive as Gintoki's, there is one thing that can't fool me!" Kawaki crossed his arms and said with a serious face, "That is... Oppai(breast)!"

"Hey, you are similar to Gin-san. You are basically talking about some rogue topics!" Shinpachi shouted.

No, I just sensed an Oppai aura from her." Kawaki explained.

"How on earth can you sense that kind of thing? What exactly is this Oppai aura? Why can you sense it?" Shinpachi retorted, "But then again, have you always thought that my sister is a man just because you didn't sense that Oppai aura from my sister?!"

Suddenly, Shinpachi was stunned. He seemed to have suddenly thought of something. He looked at Kyubei in disbelief and said, "Could it be... Could it be that you, Kyubei, are the same as Kawaki-san, treating my sister as a man because you didn't sense the Oppai aura that my sister emitted?!"

Kyubei still lowered her head and did not answer.

...

At this time.

In the backyard of Yagyu's residence, Otae, who was cleaning Binbokusai's ear, suddenly sneezed. It was also this sneeze that caused the cleaner to dig deeper.

"Oh, it's too deep~" Binbokusai groaned.

"Grandfather, please stop sexually harassing me, or I will really get angry," Otae said with a smile.

"But, I really didn't expect that the girl who played with Kyubei in the past would marry into our family." Binbokusai sighed slightly, "I just can't help but think you're still bothered by that matter."

Hearing this, Otae stopped what she was doing, and the smile in her eyes disappeared.

"Well, although I don't know what you think, it's fine if you don't care." After speaking, Binbokusai got up and turned to leave, "Although the road ahead is difficult, I'm rooting for you two young ones."

"Grandfather, where are you going?" Otae looked at Binbokusai's back and asked.

Binbokusai tied a small plate to his forehead and then looked ahead with a burning gaze, "There seem to be a few annoying fellows at home. Since just now, the movements in the front yard have not stopped. I will go over and take a look."

...

In the front yard of Yagyu residence.

Seeing that Kyubei did not answer, Shinpachi continued to shout, "Although my sister may not have a chest, there is no doubt that she is a girl!"

"I see! So it is like this!" Kondo clapped his hand, "So it is just a misunderstanding! Then it is fine now that the misunderstanding is resolved!"

"No, that's not the reason," Kyubei finally raised her head, looked at Shinpachi, and said, "We're attracted to each other by something that transcends gender; something more pure. This is my and Tae-chan..."

"Liar..." Shinpachi lowered his head, and his face was so gloomy. Then he raised his head and shouted loudly, "You liar! Sister wouldn't do that kind of thing at all! Even looking at this gorilla, she wouldn't do that kind of thing! It is all your imagination!"

Kyubei was about to refute, but Kawaki suddenly said, "Calm down, Shinpachi. Although I don't know what happened, but... I can feel that this guy is sincere with your sister. Don't care too much about gender. What if your sister really likes her? Will you choose to separate the two of them?"

"Of course!" Shinpachi shouted without hesitation.

"Although at your age, we are like relics from the past era, or even old fashioned. But now it seems that... you are the one, right?" Kawaki curled the corners of his mouth and continued, "What if this person can really bring happiness to your sister? If so, will you still choose to separate them?"

"There is no such possibility! Sister left crying!" Shinpachi shouted and then clenched his fist tightly, "I know... Sister must be in pain. If she really feels happy, I can definitely see it... definitely. If they can really make my sister happy, no matter if it is a woman of the same sex or a gorilla of different species, I will definitely be prepared to send my sister away! But this situation is obviously not right!"

Shinpachi's words made everyone silent, except for Kondo.

"What is a gorilla of different species? Are you saying that Miss Otae will like that kind of thing?! Even if you are Miss Otae's brother, I will not allow you to slander Miss Otae like this! " Kondo cursed.

Everyone, "..."

"It's useless for us to argue here," Kawaki spread out his hands, frowned, and said helplessly, "You should call your sister out and confront her face to face. It's hard to determine the current situation. Although I think it's not impossible for the two girls to be together."

"No, this is a really serious matter," Gintoki retorted, "After all, if Otae really marries this person, Shimura's family will have no descendants."

"Hey, what do you mean? Why is it that if my sister marries her, my family will end? Shinpachi scoffed expressionlessly.

"Because," Gintoki looked at Shinpachi with a serious face, "After all, you are doomed never to be able to get rid of your virginity in this lifetime. So... your family will really have no descendants!"

"Ah! That's true! This kind of situation is too serious!" Kawaki reacted and nodded with a serious face.

"That makes sense." Kagura and Sogo also nodded.

"You..." Shinpachi suppressed the anger in his heart and cursed, "Who are you looking down on? Who said I am destined to be a virgin forever!"

"No, your entire face is written with the words 'You are destined to be a virgin forever." Gintoki pointed at Shinpachi's face and replied without hesitation.

The rest of the people nodded in agreement.

Then, Shinpachi began to fight with the crowd.

The only ones who did not participate were Kyubei and Kawaki.

"The topic about the Oppai aura that you mentioned just now," Kyubei ignored the people who were causing a ruckus. She turned to look at Kawaki and asked with a face full of seriousness, "In other words, the distance between a man and me is only two Oppai? Then, if I remove these two Oppai, will I become a man?"

Hearing this, Kawaki chuckled. Instead of answering Kyubei's question directly, he asked, "When a human comes to this world, what is the first thing they see when they open their eyes?"