Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 213: There Is Only One Earth, and Oppai Has Two!

Chapter 213: There Is Only One Earth, and Oppai Has Two!

Kyubei was stunned, and then she propped up her chin and began to think about it.

Shinpachi and the others also stopped and began to think about Kawaki's question seriously.

"This question is really profound. What is it..." Kondo frowned and muttered, "I can't remember it at all... The first thing I saw when I opened my eyes..."

None of them found an answer.

"You guys are only at this level," Kawaki said with a chuckle.

"As if you know." Gintoki curled his lips and said with disdain.

"I got it!" Kagura cupped her hands and said.

"As expected of my niece. She found the answer in such a short time." Kawaki praised.

The rest of the people also looked at Kagura curiously.

"It's banana-aru!" Kagura continued.

"No!" Kawaki reacted wildly, "How can you see that kind of thing! You opened your eyes too early!"

"Isn't that so?" Kagura asked in confusion.

"Of course!" Gintoki knocked on Kagura's head with a fist, "What are you thinking? How can you see that thing first in the world when you open your eyes?"

"But Mommy said that I can come to this world because..." Before Kagura could finish, Kawaki covered her mouth.

"No need! There's no need to explain in such detail!" Kawaki shouted.

"Well, I think I know the answer." Kyubei, who was at the side, spoke up.

"Really?" Kawaki's face was full of doubt, but after seeing Kyubei's eyes, Kawaki smiled, "As expected of the nationally famous Yagyu next-generation head, she was the first to think of the correct answer."

"She hasn't said it yet! Why do you know at a glance that she guessed the correct answer!" Shinpachi shouted.

"The answer to this question is... Oppai!" Kyubei replied.

"Correct!" Kawaki cupped his hands and nodded.

Everyone, "..."

"It doesn't make any sense at all! Even if it's true, it doesn't make any sense at all!" Shinpachi shouted.

"No, do you know why there is only one Earth, but Oppai has two?" Kawaki looked at Shinpachi and asked seriously.

"This kind of question has no sense at all!" Shinpachi shouted.

"As expected, he is just a teenager," Kawaki snorted with disdain and then revealed a look of yearning, "I really hope that the last thing I touched at the end of my life is also Oppai~."

"Hey, you just said your desire!" Shinpachi retorted, "I originally thought that Kawaki-san was much more reliable than Gin-san! So you are also this kind of person?"

"Aren't all men like this?" Kawaki glanced at Shinpachi in surprise, "Or are you saying that you don't like Oppai?"

"How can I say such a thing..." Shinpachi began to twist, "Even if I like it, it's hard to say it directly like Kawaki-san..."

"No, if you like it, just say it boldly. I won't admit the person who doesn't dare to say it!" Kawaki said harshly.

"It doesn't matter even if you are mistaken for a pervert! Like is like! I hate those guys who say they don't like it but secretly look at magazines and fantasize about it! Do you want to be that kind of a person?!"

"Even if you say that... but saying those kinds of words in public..." Shinpachi whispered with a red face.

"You really aren't straightforward at all," Kawaki pursed his lips and said disdainfully, "A submissive person like you will never get a girl's favor. If you like it, say you like it. If you hate it, say you hate it. This is human!"

"Why is there only one Earth, but Oppai has two? If you like it, say you like it. If you hate it, say you hate it..." Kyubei propped up her chin and muttered to herself.

"Hey, Kawaki-san, you seem to have opened the door to a different world for Kyubei..." Looking at Kyubei, who was deep in thought, Shinpachi twitched the corner of his mouth and muttered. But suddenly, the corner of Shinpachi's eyes glanced at Tojo, who was still trapped in Mother Earth's embrace.

He saw that Tojo was also seriously thinking and muttered to himself, "Oppai... What's the reason for having two Oppai? Why do women have two Oppai? What is the use of Oppai? Oppai..."

"Hey, this person has also started," Shinpachi said expressionlessly.

But then, Tojo suddenly thought of something and said, "I know! Young Master! The reason why there are two Oppai is because... men have two hands!"

Everyone, "..."

"This person is indeed a pervert," Shinpachi said with a blank expression, "There is no doubt that he is a big pervert. What he said just now is undoubtedly a pervert's speech!"

"That's right-aru," Kagura squinted her eyes and agreed.

"The reason why the so-called Yagyu Four Devas are called Four Pervert. Today, I finally see it." Shinpachi retorted with a speechless face. However, suddenly, Shinpachi thought of something. He looked at Kawaki and asked, "That, why did Kawaki-san look so angry just now? Why?"

"Ah!" Kawaki slapped his forehead, "If you don't mention it, I almost forgot it! And the most important thing to do!"

"The most important thing?" Shinpachi was puzzled.

"Ah, the most important thing." A faint smile hung on Kawaki's face. He stared straight at Tojo and then raised the umbrella in his hand.

Tojo swallowed his saliva, his face covered in sweat. He smiled and said, "I don't know if I have offended you in any way?"

"Ah, go to hell and think about it slowly." As he said that, Kawaki waved his umbrella.

However...

"That's enough." Gintoki stood in front of Tojo and blocked Kawaki's attack with a wooden sword, "Are you still brooding over that?! Kawaki!"

"Gintoki..." Kawaki bit his lips, revealing a face full of sadness and unwillingness, "You know, that matter is like my heart demon. No matter what, I can't get rid of it."

"I know that kind of pain! But what you are doing right now can't change anything!" Gintoki said with a serious face.

"But..."

"It looks like something very serious." Shinpachi murmured, "What exactly happened? Why did Kawaki-san lose his mind in front of Yagyu? Why?"

"Because when this guy..." Gintoki turned around and explained seriously, "Read "Ichigo 100%"; he was Tojo faction from the beginning to the end!"

(The names of Yagyu's Four Devas are a spoof of the four heroines in Ichigo 100%.)

Everyone: "..."

"Is it because of this boring reason?" Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and said expressionlessly.

"A boring reason?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and looked at Shinpachi, "What reason for being bored?! What do you know about Tojo? Do you know how hard Tojo worked?! Why did he choose Nishino?! I don't understand at all!"

"Tojo is indeed very good, but the author must have his own considerations." Shinpachi quickly replied.

"I don't care about that kind of thing! Obviously, all the previous plots are paving the way for Tojo, but why did there come an ultimate reversal at the end!" Kawaki cursed incessantly, "What is so good about Nishino? I can't agree with that kind of ending! The author is an idiot [Beep], right? Manaka(the male protagonist of Ichigo 100%) is also a fool [Beep]!"

"Your resentment is too heavy!" Shinpachi shouted, "This kind of thing is not decided by the author alone! The number of votes voted by readers for Nishino is relatively high, and the author has no choice but to choose Nishino because of sales!!"

"Are you overturning all the previous plots all for the sake of sales?! It's really bad!" Kawaki scolded.

"But didn't the author compensate the fans who liked Tojo afterward? He even wrote rumors for Tojo." Shinpachi comforted, "Tojo finally found a good match,"

"Is that compensation? Shinpachi-kun." Kawaki was even more annoyed, "It's fine if you don't mention that, but I'm even more annoyed when you mention that! That's not compensation! That's just whipping a corpse! What does it mean? Create a male protagonist in the rumor that is similar to the real one, and finally, be with Tojo and then happy ending? What a joke! Tojo even chose to let go at the finale, but in a blink of an eye, the author arranged a new male protagonist who is so similar to Manaka. What is this called? Anyway, I won't agree with that kind of thing! All the Tojo faction will not approve!"

"Speaking of which, your resentment is too heavy! You should stop before you go too far!" Gintoki kicked Kawaki over and cursed.

"I don't care! No one can stop me today! I want to kill all four of them!" Kawaki got up.

"That..." Tojo asked, "Actually, I'm also a member of the Tojo faction. In this way, can you spare my life?"

"Ah, I can leave an intact corpse," Kawaki replied, "You have already committed the crime of messing with the name of the heroine I like."

After saying that, Kawaki raised the umbrella in his hand, but this time it was firmly held by Shinpachi.

"Calm down! Kawaki-san!" Shinpachi shouted, "This kind of thing has nothing to do with Tojo!"

"I just don't like it!" Kawaki shouted, "Why do you have such a name? Yagyu 100%? Don't joke around! Just die for me!"

"Gin-san, hurry up and help stop Kawaki-san!" Shinpachi shouted at Gintoki, "Otherwise, things will be troublesome!"

However...

"So the boss is Tojo faction. It's really incredible." Sogo sighed slightly.

"Is that so? I also find it incredible," Gintoki nodded, "I originally thought that the person he liked was definitely Kitaoji. After all, in the competition between Oppai, Kitaoji is undoubtedly the NO.1 among the four heroines."

"Actually, I quite like Nishino," Sogo replied.

"No, I think Minamito is actually quite good. Aren't childhood sweethearts good?" Kondo said with his arms crossed.

"Hey, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word?" Toshiro asked aloud.