Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 221: The Shogun’s Orders Are Absolute!

Chapter 221: The Shogun’s Orders Are Absolute!

When Kagura spun the chopsticks, the chopsticks were still aimed at Shige Shige...

The result of Kyubei spinning the chopsticks was the same...

The result of Sacchan spinning the chopsticks was the same...

Otae... the result was the same...

And Shige Shige was also very patient, performing several body exercises from beginning to end...

"I sweat a lot." Shige Shige wiped the sweat off his face and looked at Kawaki beside him. He said with a smile, "I haven't exercised like this in a long time. I really enjoyed myself today."

'It's really not good! Pachie,' Gintoki looked at Shinpachi on the side, 'This idiot highness is already getting used to it! He is getting more and more skilled in taking off his clothes! Moreover... his radio gymnastics are also getting more and more skilled! What should we do? Speaking of which, we have already watched his radio gymnastics a few times? Even his "foot soldier" is getting used to it!'

'Calm down! Paako!' Shinpachi looked at Gintoki and gave him a comforting look, 'This is also a good thing, right? Maybe after getting used to it, Shogun won't feel ashamed anymore! Maybe our heads will be saved!'

'You are right!'

However, at this moment, Kawaki said, "But, you're the only one playing from the beginning to the end, okay? We don't seem to be involved at all~ How sly~."

'Can someone shoot this guy in the head!' Gintoki gritted his teeth and thought hatefully.

"Kawaki-san is right. From the beginning to the end, you were the only one who participated in it. You are really sly~." Otae covered her face and scolded with a smile.

"That's right! It is so unfair!" Sacchan said with a face full of displeasure, "I also want to see Gin-san's naked dance!"

"Is that so?" Shige Shige smiled foolishly. There was a hint of joy and satisfaction on his face, but it disappeared in a flash, "Then I am really lucky."

"Then... how about we change the game?" Kawaki suggested, "How about changing the game so that everyone can participate?"

"Okay, okay. After playing for such a long time, I also want to try other games," Shige Shige said with a smile.

"Then the next game will be..." Before Kawaki could finish, he was interrupted by Gintoki.

"Wait! Choose King's Game for the next game!"

"Huh? Why?" Kawaki was puzzled, "I still want to play the wild ball boxing."

"What kind of bar is it that you can play wild ball boxing!" Gintoki scolded, "Only the King's Game is suitable for playing in the bar!"

"Forget it, forget it. Whatever you say. The King's Game is it, then the King's Game is it. Anyway, I don't care." Kawaki waved his hand impatiently.

"What do you mean by King's Game?" Shige Shige frowned slightly, seemingly a little confused.

"Sho-chan doesn't seem to understand the rules of the King's Game," Gintoki explained with a smile, "Then let me explain a little. The so-called King's Game is to draw chopsticks with numbers. If someone draws the "King", they can give all kinds of indecent orders to others~ and the King's command is absolute~."

Listening to Gintoki's tempting voice, Shige Shige once again spat out two streams of excitement from his nose.

"Hey, Paako, Shogun seems to be getting excited again..." Shinpachi whispered expressionlessly.

"Don't care about that kind of thing!" Gintoki replied in a low voice, "Whether the situation just now can be reversed or not depends on the next game! Do you understand?!"

Shinpachi's eyes slowly widened, "Gin-san, you mean..."

"That's right! Our goal is to let Shogun become the "King"! As long as Shogun enjoys the game to his heart's content..." At this point, Gintoki crossed his arms and chuckled, "Then we can let everything go! Maybe we can also get a large reward!"

Hearing this, Shinpachi nodded heavily, "I understand!"

"So that's how it is. So the King's Game is like this." Shige Shige nodded, "It sounds really interesting."

"Yes, the so-called "King" is just like the Shogun~" Gintoki hurriedly replied with a smile. Then, as if he suddenly thought of something, he clapped his hands and said, "Then how about changing the King's Game to Shogun's Game? How about changing the "King" sign to "Shogun"?"

'As expected of Gin-san! He can actually flatter so secretly!' Shinpachi thought to himself and then added, "It makes sense; it's more suitable to switch to the Shogun's Game~."

...

"Let the first round begin!" Gintoki held several disposable chopsticks in his hand as he shouted at the crowd.

But then, several girls jumped up like tigers and wolves and rushed toward Gintoki...

BOOM!!

After a loud noise, the sofa that Gintoki was on had become pieces of broken wood.

"Gin-san, no matter how you look at it, they are doing it for their own selfish desires..." Shinpachi got up from the ground with no expression on his face. He pushed his eyes and whispered, "The intention to please the guest is zero..."

However, at this moment, Kawaki's voice sounded.

"Ah, it seems that the first round Shogun is me~" Kawaki squinted his eyes and said with a smile. Then he raised the chopsticks in his hand that was written with Shogun.

'Kawaki-san! When exactly...' Shinpachi's heart was filled with confusion.

"It's best if you don't ask anything too excessive~," Otae said with a smile.

Looking at Otae's slightly threatening smile, Kawaki swallowed his saliva and hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't worry! It won't happen."

"Then, Shogun's order is..." Otae continued.

"That's right, then the order for the first round is..." As he spoke, Kawaki secretly glanced at the sign in Shige Shige's hand, "Then No. 3 will play the Pocky Game with the person on his left!"

The look that Kawaki gave Shige Shige just now did not escape Shinpachi's eyes.

'Kawaki-san!' Shinpachi's heart was full of emotion, 'I knew Kawaki-san must have noticed it! Thank you so much, Kawaki-san!'

"Pocky Game? But we don't have that kind of thing here..." Otae said with some distress, "It's too late to buy it now, right?"

"That makes sense." Kawaki nodded, then suddenly saw a long baguette on the table, "How about we use this instead?"

"Ah! I didn't expect there to be such a convenient thing~ Kawaki-san is so smart~" Otae narrowed her eyes and praised.

"Alright, don't be shy. Come on!" Kawaki looked at Shige Shige and said.

"I'm not No. 3..." A hint of disappointment flashed in Shige Shige's eyes, "I'm No. 2."

Kawaki, "..."

"That idiot!" Gintoki cursed in his heart, "How on earth can the No. 2 be regarded as No. 3!"

"But speaking of which, who is No. 3..." Shinpachi propped up his chin and muttered, but his eyes caught on the sign in his hand. There was a large "3" on it...

"Hey, Paako..." Shinpachi expressionlessly stretched out his own sign.

"So it's you," Gintoki laughed, but it was only one laugh because Gintoki finally reacted, "Wait, on the left of No. 3, which is Shinpachi's left... Wait... Isn't that me?!"

"Yes, Paako... After all, Shogun's orders are absolute..." Shinpachi said expressionlessly.

"No, no, no, it's too bad! That kind of scene is too bad!" Gintoki quickly refused.

"So it's the two of you." Kawaki smiled and then handed the baguette to Shinpachi, "Do the Pocky Game, and the loser will dance naked~."

The faces of Gintoki and Shinpachi darkened even more.

Then, Gintoki and Shinpachi faced each other, each biting one end of the baguette.

After Kawaki shouted "Start"...

(Please imagine the following scenes by yourself. You can refer to Iori Kitahara and Kouhei Imamura's Pocky Game in the Grand Blue...)

...

"Looks like it's a draw~" Kawaki looked at Shinpachi and Gintoki, who were lying on the ground and vomiting at the same time.

Shinpachi wiped the saliva from his mouth, and his face was full of despair, and Gintoki had the same expression.

"Then let's start the second round!" Kawaki announced.

...

"Alright, it's finally my turn this time!" As he spoke, Gintoki raised the chopstick in his hand.

'Paako!' Shinpachi sent him a look.

Gintoki nodded knowingly and then looked at Kawaki.

After Kawaki noticed Gintoki's gaze, he glanced at the sign in Shige Shige's hand. Then, he secretly extended a finger with his left hand and three fingers with his right hand. He meant: No. 4!

However, what Gintoki thought was either No. 1 or No. 3!

"Then, No. 4 will take off his clothes until only his underwear is left!" Gintoki said.

Kawaki squirt.

...

Looking at Shige Shige, who had taken off his clothes and only in his underwear, Gintoki was furious. He grabbed Kawaki by the collar and stared at him with his red eyes: What happened? Why was he No. 4? Didn't you say that it was either No. 1 or No. 3?!

Kawaki: What I said was obviously No. 4! How did you interpret it?

Gintoki: Give me a proper hand signal, bastard!!

...

In the third round, the one who drew the "Shogun" sign was Otae.

"Great! This time, the one who drew the "Shogun" was me!" Otae said in high spirits, "Then, this time~ No. 3, lend your clothes to the person who looks the coldest here!"

Kawaki glanced at the number in Shige Shige's hands next to him and spat it out again.

"Wait a minute... Kawaki-san's reaction... could it be..." Shinpachi's head was full of black lines.

...

Looking at the triangular underwear on Sacchan's head, as well as the once again stripped Shige Shige, Gintoki and Shinpachi were really about to collapse.

'Why is it Shogun again!! Is this guy a gaming black hole? Someone, please explain!!' Gintoki roared in his heart.

"This, it smells so bad..." Sacchan pulled off the triangular underwear in her head and threw it on the ground.

'You better stop before you go too far!' Gintoki gritted his teeth and cursed in his heart.

"Then let's do it one last time." As he spoke, Kawaki took out the chopsticks and moved them over to Shige Shige, "You can draw first this time."

Looking at the chopstick that was written with "Shogun", the corners of Shige Shige's mouth curved up, and then he pulled out a chopstick.

"Then, next time, if you can, come and play with me again." Shige Shige said with a gentle expression as he showed the sign in his hand, "You don't have to treat me as the Shogun, but still treat me as an ordinary person called Tokugawa Shige Shige."

"Shogun..." Shinpachi murmured, "Of course!"

Kawaki chuckled, "It can't be helped. After all, Shogun's orders are absolute~."

"You're right." Gintoki also smiled.

...

"I have enjoyed myself very much today. Thank you very much." Shige Shige stood up and said to everyone, "Then, I should go back."

"Walk slowly~."

After saying that, Shige Shige walked to the door.

"Um, Gin-san, do you feel that Shogun is different?"

"Huh? Isn't he the same as usual?" Gintoki waved his hand disapprovingly.

"No, it's really different. I feel like something is missing..." Shinpachi pointed at Shige Shige, who was naked, and there was a mosaic somewhere. Suddenly, Shinpachi reacted, "If you look closely, isn't Shogun wearing nothing?!"

"Calm down, Shinpachi," Kawaki said, "Men are creatures that sometimes want to let go of all restraints and relax."

"That's right, Shinpachi." Gintoki nodded in agreement.

"Wait a minute! This isn't the case in the first place, right? Removing the restraints and letting go of everything isn't that kind of thing, right?" Shinpachi shouted, "Oh no! Everyone from Shinsengumi is still at the door! If they see this situation..."

"Oh my, I still have something to do. I will leave through the back door first..." After saying that, Kawaki turned around and walked out first.

"HEY!!!!"

(Shige Shige Snack Smile Chapter~ Finished!)