Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 222: The So-Called Friends Are Actually Formed Unknowingly!

Chapter 222: The So-Called Friends Are Actually Formed Unknowingly!

"Hey, why did you come to me at this time?" Kawaki looked at the Yorozuya trio, who were lying in his room, eating and drinking.

"Ah, about the reason for this, crunch, crunch..." Gintoki lay on the wooden floor, flipping a Jump in one hand, while his other hand constantly took chips from the bag of chips on the side and put them into his mouth, "Actually, it's almost time for lunch."

"Are you still going to have lunch here?!" Kawaki scolded angrily, "Your skin is too thick! Also, you are eating my potato chips!"

"I'm really sorry, Kawaki-san." Shinpachi scratched the back of his head and smiled awkwardly. He explained, "We have no rice at home today, that's why..."

"That has nothing to do with me!" Kawaki roared, "If you don't have money to buy rice. Go and work, bastard!"

"It's none of your business?" Gintoki sat up and snorted in disdain. Then, he looked at Kagura, who was burping and had a stomach more exaggeratedly than a pregnant woman, "All the rice has entered the belly of your precious niece! She ate all 30 bowls of rice by herself, bastard! So, what's wrong with eating your bag of chips?!"

Saying that, Gintoki looked at Shinpachi, "Hey, Shinpachi, one month from today, our breakfast and lunch will be settled here!"

"Stop joking!" Kawaki shouted. "A month is too exaggerated! Not even a single meal!"

However, just as he finished speaking, Kawaki's phone suddenly vibrated twice. Kawaki reached into his bosom and took out his phone. After glancing at the message on the screen, he put the phone back into his bosom.

"In short, hurry up and get out of here. I still have something to do." As he spoke, Kawaki pushed and threw the three of them out of the room.

...

At the entrance of Yoshiwara.

"You are too stingy!" Gintoki shouted angrily, "Anyway, you're not short of money; what's wrong with having a meal?!"

"Who said I am not short of money?" Kawaki looked at Gintoki with disdain, "I'm also very poor, okay; I only have so little money every month!"

After that, Kawaki turned around and waved at the three of them, "Hurry up and leave this place. I still have things to do."

After saying that, Kawaki directly left.

Looking at Kawaki's back as he walked further and further away, Gintoki glanced at Shinpachi and Kagura beside him, "Hey, you guys. If you want to eat, follow him closely with me!"

"Oh!" Shinpachi and Kagura shouted at the same time.

...

In a restaurant.

Kawaki stepped into the restaurant and looked up at the hall.

Suddenly, Sogo's voice was heard.

"Boss, here, here."

Kawaki looked in the direction of the voice and saw Sogo sitting in a seat and greeting him. There was a girl with sandy brown hair sitting opposite Sogo. At this time, she was also looking at Kawaki.

Kawaki gently raised the corners of his mouth and then walked toward Sogo with a smile.

...

Kawaki came to Sogo's table. Before he could sit down, the girl opposite Sogo, who looked a little similar to him and slightly older, spoke first.

"Are they your friends?" Okita Mitsuba, Sogo's older sister, covered her mouth and smiled at Sogo, who was facing her.

"They?" Kawaki caught a word that was not quite accurate, "What are you talking about..."

Before he could finish speaking, Gintoki's voice suddenly came from behind Kawaki.

"You are right! We are all friends!"

"Why are you here?" Kawaki turned around and cursed at the Yorozuya trio headed by Gintoki.

"Didn't you invite us to the "Searching for a Friend Party"?" Gintoki was puzzled.

"I never remember saying that!" Kawaki shouted, "And what kind of party is "Looking for a Friend Party"? I've never heard of it! Bastard!"

"To put it simply," Gintoki crossed his arms and explained, "The so-called "Searching for a Friend Party" is a party that turns a group of unfamiliar people into friends! In fact, it is almost the same as a social meetup or something."

"That's it!" Kagura hugged her hands and nodded.

"It turns out to be such a fart! There is no such thing at all!" Kawaki retorted angrily.

However, just as he finished speaking, Mitsuba, who was sitting at the side, covered her face and laughed, "Your friends are really interesting, So-chan."

"Yes, sister." Sogo hurriedly replied with a smile.

"Sister?" Kawaki and the Yorozuya trio reacted at the same time.

...

Everyone finally sat down. Shinpachi, Kagura, and Mitsuba sat on the side, while Gintoki, Kawaki, and Sogo sat on the opposite side.

"So Miss Mitsuba is Okita-san's sister." Shinpachi smiled, "I didn't expect Okita-san to have such a gentle sister."

"I always feel that it is unreasonable to arrange seats like this," Gintoki murmured, holding his chin, "We should let Soichiro-kun, Kawaki, and Shinpachi sit together,"

"Why?" Kagura asked in confusion.

"Because these three are all sis-con..." Just as Gintoki finished speaking, he was slapped to the table by the smiling Kawaki. The entire table broke into pieces.

"Hey! What the hell are you doing!" Gintoki shouted as he got up.

"If you dare to talk nonsense again next time, I'll put a parfait cup into your ass." Kawaki stretched out a finger and said with a smile on his face.

"What did you say?!" Gintoki instantly exploded, but then he suddenly thought of something. "Hey, if that's the case, it might be unexpectedly delicious!"

"Hey, Shinpachi, Kagura, this silver-haired naturally wavy hair is already hopeless," Kawaki said to Shinpachi and Kagura, who was sitting opposite expressionlessly.

Shinpachi and Kagura narrowed their eyes and nodded expressionlessly.

However, at this time, Mitsuba covered her mouth and laughed. Everyone looked over curiously.

"Now I am really relieved," Mitsuba smiled and explained, "It seems that my younger brother made friends."

After saying that, Mitsuba looked at Kagura and Shinpachi, who were beside her, "Moreover, now he no longer only made friends with people older than him. He will also make friends with people of the same age. Moreover, there is such a cute girl~."

"Humph! Mommy taught me that! Take the initiative to talk to the isolated S in the class who are not good at making friends-aru" Kagura said arrogantly.

"Hey, what are you talking about? You stinky girl..." Sogo looked at Kagura with disdain. Then, he turned his gaze to Mitsuba. He pointed at Kawaki and explained, "Actually, other than Kawaki-san, the rest..."

Sogo was interrupted by Gintoki before he could finish speaking.

"We are all friends!" Gintoki said with a serious face. Then, he turned to look at the waiter who had just passed by. "Waiter, three cups of Chocolate Parfait!"

"Then I'll have three servings of sturgeon caviar fried noodles with vinegar and kelp flavor!" Kagura quickly raised her hand and shouted.

"Can the two of you have some face..." Kawaki retorted expressionlessly, "It has nothing to do with you guys at all, okay!"

As he spoke, Kawaki smiled at Mitsuba and explained, "Actually, the little Chinese girl beside you is my niece, Kagura-chan. The boy with glasses next to her is... er... Actually, the main body is just the glasses."

"Hey! What do you mean by "Actually, the main body is just the glasses"?!" Shinpachi was instantly unhappy, "If you really don't know what to say, just say your junior!"

"I see." Kawaki nodded, then smiled again and added, "This boy with "the body of a glasses" is actually a junior of mine who has just entered adolescence and is in heat with his sister all day long."

"Don't randomly add those prefixes, you bastard!" Shinpachi retorted, then turned to look at Mitsuba and introduced himself, "I am Shimura Shinpachi, a colleague of Kagura-chan and an old acquaintance of Okita-san."

As he spoke, Shinpachi looked at Gintoki, who was in front of him, and introduced him, "As for this one, Sakata Gintoki, he's just a... uh... unimportant good-for-nothing uncle."

"Hey, Shinpachi! When we go back, I'll deduct your salary." Gintoki glanced at Shinpachi and curled his lips.

"Speaking of which, you are not qualified to say this," Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly., "I haven't received a salary for several months."

"Boss, didn't I tell you to come alone?" Sogo whispered to Kawaki's ear, "Why did you bring these annoying guys here? My sister has lung disease. She can't handle stress."

"I'm really sorry, Sogo-kun." Kawaki explained in a low voice, "I didn't know that I was followed by these guys. Forget it; in order to make it up to you, I'll treat you today."

"It's not a matter of treating..."

"Hey, what are you two whispering about?" Gintoki was puzzled and then suddenly said in a strange tone, "Really~ you two are secretly whispering at a friend gathering~ What an unpleasant guy~ If you want to say something, say it and let everyone hear it~."

Kawaki, "..."

"Boss, can I kill him?" Sogo pulled out his sword and asked Kawaki.

"Go ahead." As he spoke, Kawaki leaned back, leaving some space for Sogo to move.

"So-chan!" Mitsuba pouted, "You mustn't! How can you treat your friend with such an attitude?"

"Sister, this silver-haired naturally wavy hair is not my friend at all..." Sogo said, a little speechless.

"No, no, no. In fact, we have always been friends," Gintoki said as he ate the parfait, "The so-called friends are not formed willingly but formed unknowingly! Right, Soichiro-kun?"

"It's Sogo," Sogo replied, "I have never made friends who can't remember other people's names."