Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 244: The First Day of Summer Vacation Is the Most Interesting! (Ryugujo Arc Begins)

Chapter 244: The First Day of Summer Vacation Is the Most Interesting! (Ryugujo Arc Begins)

Early in the morning, Yoshiwara.

Kawaki was woken up by Seita's voice today.

"Brother Kawaki, come and judge!" Seita angrily opened the door of Kawaki's room and rushed straight to Kawaki's bedroom. After opening the bedroom door, he ran in front of Kawaki, who was still asleep, and loudly complained, "Brother Kawaki! Today is the first day of summer vacation! So, it's okay to take a little rest and not go to the dojo! But Mom just doesn't agree; you should stand up and judge!"

Kawaki opened his eyes and looked at Seita expressionlessly. Two seconds later, he finally couldn't help but... flip out.

"What does it have to do with me!" Kawaki cursed. At the same time, he kicked Seita out of the door, "The constant noise in the early morning is annoying! You smelly brat!"

"But mom..." Seita's weak voice came from outside the door, "Moreover, Brother Shinpachi and Big Sister Otae also said that I could rest a little during the summer vacation."

"I already said that it has nothing to do with me, bastard!" Kawaki scolded again, "Who cares about you! Isn't it your own business whether you go or not?! Men, when they can stand and pee, should be responsible for their lives! Remember it clearly! Smelly brat!"

"Does that mean I can not go?" Seita exclaimed in surprise.

"I don't care! If you want to go, go. If you don't want to go, go to the side and play," Kawaki said impatiently, "In short, please leave my room first and let me sleep."

Just as Kawaki finished speaking, he heard Seita's footsteps and his surprised voice, "Mom! Brother Kawaki also said that I could rest on the first day of summer vacation! This time, including Brother Shinpachi and Sister Otae, it's three to two!"

"I never said that! Smelly brat!" Kawaki shouted at the door, "Don't drag unrelated people into the water!"

...

Breakfast time.

Seita drooped his head and looked listless.

"Alright, eat up all of this." Hinowa smiled and placed a large bowl of rice in front of Seita, "Then you can go to the dojo. You have to work hard today."

Seita answered dejectedly, then picked up the rice bowl in front of him and started to eat absent-mindedly.

"Really, to start a quarrel on the morning of the summer vacation," Kawaki muttered disdainfully as he ate, "I could have woken up naturally today. It's so annoying..."

Seita retorted, "It's obviously the first day of summer vacation; why can't you let me have a good time?"

"Who cares about you?" Kawaki curled the corners of his mouth in disdain, "Moreover, please don't complain about this kind of thing to unrelated people. The one who makes the decision is yourself, so whether you decide to go or not is your own business. If you want to complain about it, you can complain to yourself."

"But..." Seita's expression instantly became a little disappointed, and then he shouted at Kawaki, "Then, Brother Kawaki, how did you spend your first day of summer vacation when you were a child!"

"Who remembers that kind of thing?" Kawaki replied impatiently, "And didn't I already say it? It has nothing to do with me."

"When Seita said that, I suddenly remembered that Gin-san mentioned it." Hinowa seemed to have suddenly thought of something. She covered her mouth and said with a surprised face, "It seems that Kawaki-san studied in a private school with Gin-san when he was a child."

"Really?!" Seita was shocked and said, "Did that Gin-san really go to a private school with Brother Kawaki?"

"Who are you looking down on? Smelly brat," After Kawaki glanced at Seita, he spat and continued, "Even I have more knowledge in my stomach than you.

"That's great," Hinowa said with a smile. Then, she extended her index finger and suggested, "Then, next time, I'll leave Seita's homework to Kawaki-san. This way, I can save money on hiring a tutor."

"I always feel that you deliberately dug a hole for me to jump into..." Kawaki replied expressionlessly. Then, he waved his hand impatiently, "Who cares? It's just that kind of thing. I'll have to trouble you to invite someone else."

"I'm full..." Seita put down the rice bowl he had only eaten a few mouthfuls and stood up reluctantly, "I'm going to the dojo."

"You only eat this much today?" Hinowa asked, "Do you feel uncomfortable?"

"No," Seita replied with a pout and walked out.

Looking at Seita's disappointed back, Hinowa muttered, "Don't tell me you caught a cold?"

"How is that possible?" replied Kawaki with a shrug, "All little brats are like this."

"I see..." Hinowa murmured. Then, she filled up another bowl of rice and handed it to a certain person who was sitting at the side, "Grandpa Hermit, please eat more."

"Grandpa Hermit? Who is that?" Kawaki asked doubtfully. Then, he looked at the stranger beside Hinowa. Kawaki was so shocked that he could not speak, "You... you... you are?!"

He saw a bald little old man with a beard and a turtle shell on his back sitting beside him.

"Turtle... Turtle... Turtle Hermit???!!!" Kawaki was so shocked that his eyes almost popped out of their sockets. He pointed at the Turtle Hermit and said incoherently, "What... what happened?!!!! Why is the Turtle Hermit here?!"

"Ara, I seem to have forgotten to introduce you," Hinowa smiled gently, then pointed to the Turtle Hermit and introduced, "Speaking of which, it was Tsukki who found him at Yoshiwara's gate."

"Really?!" Kawaki looked at Tsukuyo in surprise, "Did you really pick him up at Yoshiwara's gate?! Or didn't you come back from the next studio or Shueisha Office? !"

"How is that possible, idiot." Tsukuyo snorted disdainfully, "It's just that a pitiful old man was bleeding from his nose and twitching while lying on the ground at Yoshiwara's gate, so I brought him back."

"Hey!" Kawaki shouted, "Stop joking around! We are from two different worlds! Why did the Turtle Hermit come to our world? Did Shueisha explode?"

"I was basking in the sun on the island in the south, but I was suddenly sucked in by a black crack." Turtle Hermit crossed his arms and explained, "I thought Son Goku and the others would find out soon, but I haven't seen them until now. It's really a headache~."

"Hey, can you wipe your nose first before you speak?" Kawaki scoffed expressionlessly and then looked at Tsukuyo, "Hey, stay away from him."

"But the women here are really kind-hearted." Turtle Hermit looked at Tsukuyo and Hinowa with a sly look, "I'm so grateful to see a lovely lady willing to save a lonely old man like me. If you can let me touch your butt, I will be even more grateful."

Kawaki, "..."

...

After breakfast, Kawaki carried Turtle Hermit directly out of Yoshiwara's gate, and Tsukuyo also quietly followed him.

"Really, one by one. They always cause trouble for others." Kawaki curled his lips in disdain. At the same time, he looked at Turtle Hermit, who was constantly sizing up the ladies on the side of the road behind him, "Hey, stop looking. The most important thing now is to send you back to your original world first! Although "Dragon Ball" was considered a comedy manga at the beginning, it was basically become a fighting manga at a later stage, right? The two worlds are completely different! So you should go back quickly! "

"No, I still want to see this scenery. Goku and the others will definitely come to find me. Don't worry." Turtle Hermit said as he extended his sinful hand toward a young lady who had just passed by the side of the road.

"Ah! Pervert!" Feeling her butt being touched, the young lady turned around and gave him a slap. However, because Turtle Hermit was short, this slap was accepted by the innocent Kawaki.

"He is obviously a handsome guy, but he still wants to do such a thing," The young lady blushed and scolded, "If you tell it to me properly, you can do whatever you want in the corner. Why do you have to be sneaky?"

"Smelly old man!!!" Veins popped up on Kawaki's face, and then he shouted at Turtle Hermit, "Stop your sinful hand! Why are you still like this in this world?! Do you believe that I will call the police and let you go to prison, bastard!"

"Little brother, your attitude toward the elderly is really too bad." Turtle Hermit shook his index finger and said with a sigh. His other hand did not forget to touch the young lady from before again.

"I already said that if you tell properly, I will do as you say," The young lady said with a red face, "Why are you doing this on the street? Do you like this? If that's the case, I can only cooperate with you..."

"How is that possible!" Kawaki shouted, "Do I look like that kind of person?"

"All of this was done by that perverted old man!" Kawaki said.

"What a terrible man," The young lady spat in disdain, "He did that kind of thing and still refused to admit it. He even framed the elderly. How terrible!"

After saying that, the young lady spat again and walked forward without turning back. On the way, she did not forget to turn her head again and spit.

Kawaki could not help but want to flare up. Then he turned around and reached out to point at Turtle Hermit then cursed a few times. However, just as he turned his head, Kawaki felt as if his hand touched something soft.

Kawaki subconsciously pinched it and asked in confusion, "What is this? It's soft..."

Kawaki looked up and finally found that he was touching a certain part of Tsukuyo.

Time... froze...

Tsukuyo was stunned at first, then her face turned red, and her eyes became like mosquito coils that kept spinning.

Kawaki hurriedly stretched out his hand with sweat all over his face and explained incoherently, "That... Would you believe me if I said I didn't do it on purpose?"

"Where the hell are you touching!!!" As she shouted, Tsukuyo directly gave Kawaki a shoulder throw. This was not the end. After Kawaki landed on the ground, Tsukuyo relentlessly rushed up and beat Kawaki up.