Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 245: Sending an Old Man Home Is the Responsibility of the Police!

Chapter 245: Sending an Old Man Home Is the Responsibility of the Police!

"I already said I didn't do it on purpose!" The bruised Kawaki shouted, "No matter what, I can't take the initiative to touch your Oppai! Although I really like the Great Oppai, it is definitely not yours!"

"What kind of perverted speech is that!" Tsukuyo kicked Kawaki away again and scolded, "Don't you feel ashamed to talk about this on the street?! Don't you feel shy?!"

"No, if I don't even dare to say what I like, I will never be considered a man!" Kawaki retorted as he got up.

"I will never consider a man someone like you! Who would expose their fetishes on the streets?! Are you an idiot? An absolute idiot!" Tsukuyo cursed.

"Well, stop arguing," Turtle Hermit on the side came out to smooth things out, "Actually, I think this little brother is right. If you don't even dare to say what you like, you really can't be considered a man."

Hearing this, Tsukuyo quieted down. But after hearing Turtle Hermit's next words, Tsukuyo couldn't help but flip out again.

Turtle Hermit raised a finger and said, "Actually, I don't just like Oppai! I even like butt! I like it the most! Oppai and butt of young ladies!"

"You are just a pure perverted old man!" Kawaki and Tsukuyo shouted at the same time.

At the same time, the noise of Kawaki on the street attracted the attention of Toshiro and Sogo, who were patrolling the street.

"Hey, is it you again? Why are you making so much noise on the street?" Toshiro approached with a cigarette in his mouth. After seeing the person who made the noise clearly, he curled his lips in disdain, "If you continue to quarrel like this, I'll bring you back to the station for the crime of obstructing public transportation."

"Boss, what a coincidence." Sogo raised his hand and greeted Kawaki.

"It's you guys! Sogo-kun and V-shaped bangs." Kawaki raised his hand and greeted the two of them.

"Can you properly remember the names of other people?" Toshiro could not help but curse.

"Right!" Kawaki suddenly thought of something and directly pushed Turtle Hermit in front of Sogo and Toshiro, "Then I'll leave this old man to the two of you. Sending the lost old man home is the responsibility of the police."

"Amazing, boss," Sogo praised, "Where did you pick up this turtle?"

"I didn't pick him up," Kawaki explained as he pointed at Tsukuyo, "Tsukki was the one who picked him up, so I'll have to trouble the two of you to send him back."

"That might be the case, but where should we send him?" Sogo asked in confusion.

"To the Shueisha Office, of course," Kawaki replied without hesitation, "Those people always have a way to get him back."

After hearing this, Toshiro, who was at the side, instantly burst out with blue veins and cursed, "We can't do that kind of thing at all! Tell us where the Shueisha Office is first, bastard!"

"How would I know?" Kawaki waved his hand impatiently, "In any case, this is the responsibility of the police, right? Hurry up and take him away. Don't bother me anymore."

"You sure know how to get rid of him!" Toshiro cursed, "Shinsengumi isn't in charge of the Dragon Ball World either!"

"It sounds interesting, doesn't it?" Sogo narrowed his eyes and said with a smile. Then he looked at Turtle Hermit and said, "As long as you use Kamehameha to send the mayonnaise madman over there, I will send you back to your original world."

"Really?" Turtle Hermit was puzzled, "But it is indeed time to go back. Although the women in this world are also good, I still miss the young ladies in my world more."

"Ah, really," Sogo said with a smile.

"Then come on!" Turtle Hermit directly tore his clothes as he spoke and assumed a posture, "Ka me ha... me..."

"Hey! Wait a minute! Isn't that posture..." Toshiro panicked in an instant, "Hey! Wait a moment! Someone will die! Someone will definitely die! Wait for me..."

Before he could finish speaking, Turtle Hermit had already shouted the last word, "ha!"...

Looking at Toshiro, who had fainted from the blast, Kawaki sighed, "Hey, hey, that's amazing! He passed out in one shot."

...

At the same time, Koudoukan.

Seita pushed open the door and walked in. At the same time, he shouted, "Brother Shinpachi, Sister Otae, I'm here."

However, what was strange was that no one responded to Seita.

"Still not up?" Seita asked doubtfully. Then, he walked straight to the dojo. However, just as he walked to the entrance of the dojo, Seita found two small slips of paper pasted on the door.

[On the first day of the summer vacation, you have to go to the beach to play(cross out) work. Today, Seita-kun will practice alone. - Shinpachi. PS: One can't be lazy.]

[On the first day of the summer vacation, I made an appointment to go shopping with Kyu-chan. Seita-kun has to work hard alone. - Otae.]

"What is this?!" Seita's fragile little heart was hurt a hundred times, "Why do adults have summer vacation, but I don't!"

...

On a large ship on the sea.

"Why do I have to come here as well?" Kawaki leaned against the railing and curled his lips in disdain as he muttered, "It's obviously the first day of summer vacation. I still want to sleep."

"Boss, don't complain." Sogo asked, leaning against the railing, "I've already told him that if we send him back, he must teach us the Kamehameha. Is this reward enough, right?"

"Really?!" Kawaki exclaimed in surprise, then rushed to Turtle Hermit, "Will you really teach us Kamehameha?!"

"Ah, after all, you have also helped an old man like me." Turtle Hermit said with a smile.

"Thank you so much!" Kawaki bowed and then took out two binoculars from his bosom, "This is just a small gift. There are many young girls on the beach over there!"

"Really?!" Turtle Hermit grabbed the binoculars in Kawaki's hand and looked at the shore in the distance.

"The one on the right wearing a pink bikini is very big, right, old man?" Kawaki also looked at the shore with the binoculars.

"It's just so-so. The leopard swimsuit beside her is the best!" Turtle Hermit said with a nosebleed.

"Huh? I think it's just like what you said," Kawaki replied, "I still think that pink swimsuit is better. It's very big, right? It has to be F!"

"You can't only look at a woman's breasts!" Turtle Hermit asked, "Eh? Wait, why is it so dark in front of me? I can't see anything. What's going on? Is the sky already dark?"

"I don't know," Kawaki replied, "Actually, me too. Everything is dark in front of me, and I can't see anything,"

As he spoke, Kawaki stretched out his hand and fumbled in front of him. However, just as he stretched out his hand, Kawaki felt that he had touched something soft. Then, he asked doubtfully, "Old Master, did you bring any dough? Why does it feel soft..."

Suddenly, Kawaki reacted. He put down his binoculars and looked at Tsukuyo, whose face had turned red once again and eyes into a mosquito coil. His face twitched.

"That... Actually, this is also an accident..." Kawaki explained with sweat all over his face.

"Where are you touching?!" Tsukuyo threw Kawaki into the sea, "And why do you carry binoculars with you? How many of your hobbies do you want to expose?"

...

"Speaking of which, why would the people from the Dragon Ball World come to our world, boss?" Sogo sat on the ground, puzzled, "Although they are all Shueisha's works, isn't this too ridiculous?"

Hearing this, Kawaki looked at Turtle Hermit, who was still looking at the beach with a binocular, "Anyway, according to the old man's explanation, it seems that something like a space-time rift suddenly appeared. But according to my guess, it should be that Mr. Akira Toriyama accidentally knocked over the ink when he was drawing the original manuscript. Then all kinds of unexpected things happened."

"So that's how it is." Sogo nodded.

"Really, each and every one of them will cause trouble for others," Toshiro muttered disdainfully, "Now the production team doesn't know who to send to apologize."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore," Kawaki waved his hand indifferently, "Moreover, we can be considered to be helping others out. Perhaps Akira Toriyama-sensei will even thank us."

"I hope so." Toshiro sighed.

"Speaking of which, Boss, do you like the female character in Dragon Ball?" Sogo asked, "I think the boss should like No. 18 with his personality."

"How is that possible?" Kawaki waved his hand, "If I have to choose, I will definitely choose Bulma. She is beautiful and rich. After marriage, I just have to stay at home. I don't have to worry about money at all. That feeling is the best."

"You just want to stay at home and play games!" Tsukuyo commented mercilessly from the side.

"It's still Tsukki who understands me," Kawaki praised, "My goal in this life is to stay in my room forever and never go out!"

Sogo, "..."

"Speaking of which, what about Sogo-kun? Who is the character you like?" Kawaki asked.

"Of course, it's parallel world No. 18," Sogo replied.

"Huh? Why?" Kawaki asked doubtfully, "That woman doesn't have a good impression of humans at all."

"Because I feel a sense of accomplishment when I train her." Sogo said with a sly smile, "I feel that it will be very interesting."

"You are right," Kawaki replied with a smile.

"Hey, one of these two people is darker than the other." Toshiro murmured, then looked at Tsukuyo beside him and asked, "It's really hard for you to be with this super S every day."

"No, I can't say that it's hard." Tsukuyo lightly puffed out a cloud of smoke and casually replied.

"Eh?! Really?!" Toshiro was surprised, "I have a very hard life with that S every day, but you did not?! How did you do it?!"

"Of course..." As she spoke, Tsukuyo took out a few kunai that emitted a cold light from her bosom...

"Ah, I understand," Toshiro replied expressionlessly.