Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 280: Women Always Feel Inexplicably Insecure!

Chapter 280: Women Always Feel Inexplicably Insecure!

Yorozuya.

Kawaki, wearing Gintoki's dress, sat in front of Gintoki's desk. He took the wet towel handed over by Shinpachi and wiped the dust off his face. Then, he looked straight at the woman sitting on the sofa.

Kawaki rested his elbow on the table and propped up his chin with his hands crossed. He asked indifferently, "Then, what kind of commission is it?"

"Hey? Didn't I say it over the phone? It's about the investigation of an affair," The woman sitting on the sofa said.

"So that's how it is," Kawaki nodded and then looked at Shinpachi, standing to the side. He ordered faintly, "Shinpachi-kun, please give this young mother a cup of tea."

"Oh... Yes!" After responding, Shinpachi quickly ran to make tea.

"Then, how should I address you?" Kawaki asked again, his tone still calm.

"Eh? Didn't I say it over the phone? Kawasaki Michiko," Michiko replied.

"So that's how it is," Kawaki nodded and then asked again, "Then, what kind of commission is it?"

"So, didn't you say it already?! Affair investigation, affair investigation!" Michiko shouted, "Did you seriously listen to what I said?! Is this how you treat your client?!"

"F*ck, so that's how it is," Kawaki nodded again and asked again, "Then, how should I address you?"

"Hey! You should know when to stop!" Michiko stood up, pointed at Kawaki's nose, and scolded, "What kind of service attitude is that?!"

"Well, Mrs. Kawasaki, please calm down," Shinpachi, who brought the tea, hurriedly said with a smile, "This person has such a personality, Mrs. Kawasaki, please don't mind. In short, tell me the specific situation."

"Really. Every one of you men is equally irritating!" Michiko spat and sat down again. She picked up the teacup in front of her and took a sip before putting it back in its original position.

"Well, regarding the affair investigation, do you suspect your husband is having an affair?" Shinpachi sat on the opposite sofa and asked.

"Well, it's like this. My feeling is not wrong..." Michiko had just opened her mouth but was immediately interrupted by Kawaki.

"Wait a minute..." Kawaki maintained his posture with his hand crossed under his chin.

Then, Kawaki glanced at Kagura, who was still sulking because she could not eat barbecue. He shouted softly, "Hey, Kagura, take the children to a room to play. The next conversation is already a conversation in the adult world. It is still too early for children."

"It's so annoying-aru." Kagura spat at Shinpachi with disdain and led the three little brats to Gintoki's room. When they reached the door, Kagura did not forget to turn her head again and spit at Shinpachi with an unhappy face. After doing this, she opened the door and walked in with the three little brats.

"Why do I feel that Kagura is so hostile to me?" Shinpachi murmured expressionlessly and then looked at Kawaki with a puzzled face, "Why did Kawaki-san send the children away?"

Hearing this, Kawaki snorted, then glanced at Michiko indifferently and continued in a flat tone, "A woman who badmouths her husband in front of her children is rare in this world. Although I don't care how you view your husband, in the eyes of a child, he is their most important father."

"That's because..." Michiko's face showed a little sentimentality.

"Gin-san will not enter the preaching mode so quickly," Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and said expressionlessly, "Also, can you not put on that posture? Are you not tired?"

"Shinpachi! Do you have that kind of thought?!" Kawaki frowned and retorted with a serious face, "If you learn from that kind of man, you will never be able to do anything good for the rest of your life!"

"Of course, I know that kind of thing!" Shinpachi retorted.

"Since you know, then forget that man's way of doing things, you bastard! Otherwise... you will only blindly imitate him. You will never be able to surpass that good-for-nothing naturally wavy hair in your life!"

"I... I understand." Shinpachi nodded and said in a very low voice.

"Then, Shinpachi, please send my clothes to the laundry shop I often go to," Kawaki continued and then glanced at Michiko again, "The next is "adult time", and it is not for minors to participate."

"What adult time? Can you not say those kinds of misleading words? Come to think of it, Kawaki-san, you are really putting on a show to say these kinds of words with that afro-head!" Shinpachi shouted.

"It's not what an excellent adult should do to let an underage junior come into contact with that dirty and dark adult world in advance," Kawaki sighed softly and explained plainly, "So, go ahead and help book a seat in a barbecue shop. The one I often go to. Also, this kind of afro-head doesn't matter. It will automatically recover after going through three slides in the manga. So don't worry."

"No, I will stay in Yorozuya before the matter is resolved," Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and refused with a straight face, "After all, every time there is a case, it will become even worse."

"It seems that the trust between us is still far from established." Kawaki sighed softly, "Well, forget it. If Shinpachi wants to see it, just see it. I will let you know how a mature adult solves this kind of thing."

"Uh... wait and see..."

"Well, what do you think in your heart and how you look at your husband? You can tell me everything." Kawaki glanced at Michiko and said faintly again.

"I also don't want to bring my child to such a place." Michiko took out a handkerchief and wiped the tears faintly visible in the corner of her eyes. She sobbed and said, "But no matter how I interrogated him, that person did not say a word. I really couldn't stand it and run out. I have already made up my mind to divorce him, but that man did not admit that he had an affair and did not want to divorce..."

When she said this, the sadness on Michiko's face became even greater, and big drops of tears fell down, "I want evidence! If I can prove that the man is indeed having an affair, I can... Woo..."

"Please don't be too sad, Mrs. Kawasaki," Shinpachi comforted, "Maybe your husband is just too tired to explain because of work."

Michiko did not speak but just cried.

"Women are all like this," Kawaki curled the corners of his mouth, "They always feel inexplicably insecure. Men are the same; they never realize this. I don't know if that man has cheated, but you still love that man deeply, right? Are you still concerned about that man? You said that you are ready to divorce, but the tears on your face can't stop."

"Kawaki-san..." Shinpachi muttered in disbelief, "I didn't think that Kawaki-san could sometimes have the thoughts of a normal person..."

As soon as Shinpachi finished speaking, Kawaki got up and sat down next to Michiko. Then, he took out a few colored pieces of paper with the words [Takamagahara half-price coupon] from his bosom, placed them on the table, and pushed them in front of Michiko.

"Go and have a drink. No matter if it's a man or a woman, sometimes they want to drink a cup of sake and forget everything, right? Regardless of whether he cheated or not, forget all those unpleasant things."

"Hey, wait a minute." Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and said expressionlessly, "Why is the development of things like this? What is your brain thinking?! And why do you have Takamagahara's coupon?!"

"Ah, this," Kawaki laughed foolishly, "Kyoshiro once asked me to help him get some guests... So..."

"No matter what, you shouldn't be soliciting customers at this time! You should mind the atmosphere!" Shinpachi shouted with veins popping out.

"Hahaha, after all, this lady seems to be very distressed. It's perfect to have a cup at this time." Kawaki laughed.

"It's not like that at all!" Shinpachi shouted and looked at Michiko with concern, "We will be responsible for investigating your husband. Leave it to us!"

"Thank you..." Michiko replied.

"Kagura, work has begun. Stop playing." Shinpachi got up and shouted at Gintoki's bedroom.

"Got it! What an annoying glasses, tsk." Kagura spat again as she opened the door.

"Your resentment is too deep!" Shinpachi shouted, "It's just because you didn't eat barbecue!"

"Are you looking down on barbecue-aru?!" Kagura retorted, "Do you know how long it has been since I had eaten that kind of thing?!"

"Of course, I know the importance of barbecue! But that kind of thing can wait. Now, we still have work to do!" Shinpachi retorted without hesitation, but just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi inadvertently glanced at Gintoki's miserable condition in the bedroom.

Gintoki was obviously still unconscious. The two green onions were inserted straight into a certain part of Gintoki. There were actually two in his nose, but fortunately, the one in his neck had been removed.

"That... Is Gin-san really okay?" Shinpachi asked with the corners of his mouth twitching.

"For that man, nothing will happen." Kawaki chuckled, then got up and walked to the door first, "Then, I'll leave the matter to you. I'll go and send the clothes to the laundry shop first and book a seat at the barbecue shop by the way. Bye~"

"I will also help book a seat. I will leave the work to you, Shinpachi." Kagura said at the same time and followed Kawaki.

"The two of you should stop before you go too far!" Shinpachi shouted loudly, "Kawaki-san is the same. Do you want to sneak away now?!"

"Eh?" Kawaki turned around and pointed at himself with a puzzled expression, "I don't seem to have ever been involved in it, right? I just asked casually out of curiosity, and isn't this your job? Why do you involve an irrelevant person like me?"

"Where's the mature adult you promised?" Shinpachi squinted his eyes and spoke with an expressionless face.