Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 281: Some Settings Are Also Very Distressing~

Chapter 281: Some Settings Are Also Very Distressing~

On the streets of Edo, Kawaki, who was riding on Gintoki's scooter, wearing Gintoki's helmet and goggles, and behind him was a displeased Kagura and an expressionless Shinpachi.

"Ah, so annoying..." Kawaki muttered disdainfully, then looked at the two people behind him, "Why do you have to let me participate in such a boring job?"

"Too cunning! Sneaking away or something!" Kagura replied without thinking and then turned to look at Shinpachi, who was at the back, "It's all your fault, isn't it? If you can complete your work alone, my little uncle and I are already sitting in the barbecue shop-aru. How long do you want to be spoiled, Shinpachi? A single person can do this job of this level? How useless can you be?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Kawaki folded his arm in his chest and nodded in agreement.

Listening to Kagura's tone full of disappointment and blame, Shinpachi couldn't help but shout, "Don't say that I'm so useless! Aren't you the same? What do you think about skipping work on weekdays to eat barbecue?!"

"You're too close; it's disgusting," Kagura said contemptuously, "Please stay away from me-aru."

"Hey! I'm already sitting on the edge, okay? Half of my buttocks are hanging in the air, okay!" Shinpachi shouted, "Kawaki-san, can you stop folding your hands? You are the driver, right? I don't want any car accidents to happen! Speaking of which, you have a driver's license, right? You definitely have it, right?"

"Don't worry; how can an outstanding adult not even have a driver's license?" Kawaki snorted, then took out his "Driver's License" from his bosom and threw it to Shinpachi, who was sitting in the back seat.

Looking at the driver's license in his hand, Shinpachi was slightly suspicious of life. He said in horror, "I... I didn't expect that even Kawaki-san had this kind of thing! It's... too incredible!"

"Hey, do you have any misunderstanding about me?" Kawaki complained expressionlessly, "For example, in your eyes, I'm not normal."

"That, ah-hahaha... a little..." Shinpachi scratched the back of his head and smiled embarrassedly.

Kawaki, ""... "

"But not now! Kawaki-san is already a normal person in my eyes!" Shinpachi hurriedly explained, "Because of this driver's license, the current Kawaki-san is already in the category of a normal person in my eyes!"

"The standard to judge whether I am a normal person is a driver's license?!" Kawaki shouted with veins popping out, "Bastard! This kid is really making people angry! "

But in the end, Kawaki still sighed and looked forward again. He held the handle with one hand and lifted the goggles on his face with the other, "Well, forget it. But speaking of which, does Gintoki still have this kind of goggles? Why don't I have any impression of it?"

"When he first appeared, Gin-san always wore goggles. But later on, this kind of character style was gradually abandoned," Shinpachi stretched out his index finger and explained.

"So that's how it is," Kawaki nodded to show his understanding, "Just like Naruto and Konohamaru when they were a child. Goggles are needed as a foil when the character design has not been established, but once the character design gradually matures, it will not be needed. I understand this kind of thing. "

"It seems to be true..." Shinpachi thought for a moment and then nodded.

"It is also possible that the gorila author felt that drawing goggles was very troublesome for aru every time, so he removed this setting," Kagura said.

"There is also such a possibility." Kawaki nodded and casually agreed.

"There is also the setting of the Yato Tribe. It is very hard-aru," Kagura sighed bitterly. She frowned and complained, "What's with that afraid of sunlight? You need to carry an umbrella everywhere. It's very troublesome-aru. Think about it, Shinpachi. When a normal person walks, their hands are empty. But I have to carry an umbrella every time. It is extremely unnatural!"

"Wait! Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi hurriedly stopped her, "Don't complain about this kind of thing! It will be over if it is heard!"

"Tsk!" Kagura curled the corners of her mouth in disdain, "Speaking of which, did that gorilla ever think about our characters? In order to conform to his character design, we have to work extremely hard every day-aru."

"That's right. Those authors would never put themselves in the shoes of us characters." Kawaki sighed softly, "Don't always think about what the characters should be; you should ask us how we want to live. Just like children who their parents expect, don't always think about what the child will be like in the future; you should also ask the child's opinion carefully."

"Ah... that makes sense..." The corners of Shinpachi's mouth twitched as he forced a smile.

"Speaking of which, what kind of person do you want to become, Shinpachi?" Kawaki asked aloud.

"Eh? Me? Can I say it? Can I say it now? Won't that gorilla see it and take revenge?" Shinpachi pointed at himself and asked with some uncertainty.

"It's okay; it's okay. Even eyeglasses have the right to speak in this work," Kawaki shrugged and replied, "It doesn't matter if you release all the complaints that you have accumulated in the [Gintama] series."

"Huh?! Really?! Is it really possible?!"

"Ah, it doesn't matter anymore," Kawaki replied.

"Complain... Although I have it, I feel that it is not suitable to talk about it in such a place," Shinpachi said with a bitter smile, "But what about the person you want to be... this... can this really be said?"

"Whatever." Kawaki waved his hand impatiently.

"Then I..." Shinpachi began to twist his hands in embarrassment, and his face flushed red as if he was dreaming about something...

"Enough, you don't have to say anymore," Kawaki, who caught Shinpachi's appearance from the side mirror, stopped him with black lines all over his head, "I don't want to know anymore. No, it's not that I don't want to know, but I can tell from your expression, your desire, everything."

"Eh?! I haven't said anything yet!"

"No, no need," Kawaki replied decisively.

"Why?!"

"Disgusting!" Kawaki and Kagura replied at the same time.

"Aren't you two going too far?! And didn't you two start this topic first I was trying to fantasize a little!"

"That pink thing is not a fantasy, but your delusion! It's better for you to die as soon as possible." Kawaki retorted mercilessly, "Humans should live more realistically!"

"A virgin like you should properly accept the setting of a virgin who is destined to be a virgin for a lifetime." Kagura nodded and agreed, "Don't think about those things that will never happen to you! That will only make your life harder! You have to recognize reality, Shinpachi! Also, stay further away from me because your fantasy makes my impression of you even more disgusting-aru."

"The two of you are going overboard one by one!" Shinpachi shouted, "Why can't I have a sweet relationship with a cute and beautiful girl?!"

"Ugly face!"

"No money!"

"Shorty!"

"Virgin!"

"Neet!"

"Glasses!"

Listening to Kawaki and Kagura's ridicule, Shinpachi was so angry, "That's enough, you two! You don't hold back at all! And why is wearing glasses also a disadvantage?!"

"We just want to help you realize the reality." Kawaki casually replied.

"That's right, that's right," Kagura agreed.

"Even if that's the case, can't the two of you be more tactful?" Shinpachi said, twitching the corners of his eyes.

"No, this is more direct." Kawaki explained, "The so-called loyal advice jars on the ear."

"That was a chapter title, right?!" Shinpachi shouted, then pushed up his glasses and spat, "That's enough. We still have work, right? Where are we now? Have we arrived at the shop where the husband works?"

"Shop? What shop?" Kawaki said doubtfully, "I've never heard you talk about it, Shinpachi."

"Hey! Wait a minute!" Shinpachi shouted, "So you didn't even know the location and sat in the driver's seat? And did I say it clearly before we left? Our destination is a Kunoichi Caf where the husband works! Did you hear it? ?!"

"Calm down, Shinpachi." Kawaki snorted, "We are almost at the barbecue restaurant. Do you want to eat before going to work? You know, you can't work well if you are hungry."

"What you said makes sense-aru!"

"The two of you should stop before you go too far!" Shinpachi shouted loudly.

...

In the end, Kawaki still chose to change directions and move toward the husband's workplace. After all, Shinpachi's nagging-like Okaasan was too annoying.

Of course, because of this, Kagura was even more unhappy with Shinpachi.

"We're here. That's the Kunoichi Caf where the husband works!" Shinpachi pointed to a ninja-themed cafe not far away.

"Oh, so this passenger got off here, right? I got it." Kawaki nodded. Then slammed on the brakes and turned the scooter around to make a 180-degree drift.

Because of this drift, Shinpachi, who was at the back, was directly thrown down.

"This trip is free. You are welcome to ride next time." Kawaki glanced at Shinpachi, who had fallen to the ground, and then looked at Kagura, who was still sitting firmly behind him, "Barbecue, ready?"

"Ready-aru!"

"Alright! Let's go!" Kawaki was just about to turn the accelerator, but he was kicked over by Shinpachi, who got up in a rage and stepped on the scooter.

"Don't overdo it, you two!" Shinpachi cursed, "In the end, you still want to leave me here alone?!"