Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 413: Everyone Has Their Own Nostalgic Moments!

Chapter 413: Everyone Has Their Own Nostalgic Moments!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 413 Everyone Has Their Own Nostalgic Moments!

[Otose-sama, sorry for the wait. The supermarket was crowded because of a sale.]

As she spoke, the half-tall Tama, who even had the shopping bag in her hand pixelated, walked sideways toward the counter.

Looking at Tama, who could only move horizontally from left to right, up and down, it was like the characters in the first generation DQ(Dragon Quest) when you listen to the BGM of Radatom Castle that was constantly playing along the journey. The corners of Kawaki and Tsukuyo's eyes twitched, and black lines appeared at the corners of their eyes.

"Tama, did you apply for a job at xxxtendo?" Kawaki asked expressionlessly, "That's it, right? Isn't nostalgia popular these days? It's definitely that one, right? Even xxxtendo takes advantage of that nostalgia popularity, right?"

Just as Kawaki finished speaking, the door to Otose's pub suddenly opened, and at the same time, Katsura's voice came in.

"Hahaha! That's right! No matter who it is, everyone has a nostalgic moment late at night! Kawaki! Today, let us return to that time together..."

Boom!!!

Kawaki stood up and kicked away Katsura, who had not yet revealed his face, without any hesitation. Ignoring the frightened voices of the passers-by on the street, Kawaki once again closed the door of Otose's pub with an expressionless face.

"Just now..." Tsukuyo pointed in the direction of the door, and just as she opened her mouth, she was interrupted by Kawaki, who had turned his head back to look at her with a smile on his face.

"There's nothing. It's just a cockroach."

"This... so it's like this..."

"Don't bother with him. Once you talk to him, there will be no end to it." Kawaki said seriously, "Just pretend you didn't see it. Ignore it."

After that, Kawaki went back to the counter and sat down.

At the same time, Tama was like a character in the first-generation RPG game that was manipulated by humans. After some operations, she took out a pixel herb that was like the one in the first-generation RPG game and handed it to Otose on the counter.

[Tama handed over a medicinal herb. ]

Otose was silent...

[There is no response. It's just a corpse...]

"Who are you calling a corpse?!" When Otose returned to her senses, she shouted with her saliva flying everywhere, "And I never asked for medicinal herbs!"

After hearing this, Tama took back the medicinal herbs and after another directional operation, she took out a torch and stretched it toward Otose.

[Tama handed over a cypress stick.]

"I didn't ask you to buy this either!" Otose rolled her eyes and retorted, "Which item store did you even go to?!"

[No response. It's just a corpse.]

"Don't try to play dumb!"

Kawaki, "..."

"I'm so sorry, Tama." Otose lay on the table and cried, "You must have broken down because I worked you too hard..."

"No, I think she just contracted some virus from some good-for-nothing otaku." Tsukuyo gently puffed out a second-hand cigarette and then glanced at a certain part of Kawaki, "From there."

"Hey, do you want to die?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly.

At this moment, the door of Otose's pub was opened again. At the same time, Katsura's voice came again,

"I clearly reminded you before that not all holes can..."

This time, Kawaki still did not give Katsura a chance to finish talking and show his face. He grabbed an empty bottle on the table and smashed it toward Katsura's face which had not yet entered the camera.

Two seconds later, looking at Katsura who was still twitching with his butt sticking out, Kawaki once again expressionlessly threw Katsura out and closed the door of the tavern.

"Ignore..." Kawaki sat down on the counter again, waved his hand, and said disapprovingly, "That person was unscrupulous in order to get a chance to appear on the screen. You must know, even that idiot Sakamoto and Takaji have never complained about these things."

"No, the letters that Kaientai sent over have already piled up like a mountain."Tsukuyo replied softly.

"It's just that it's been rejected all the time."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore," Kawaki said indifferently, "You should know that even as the protagonist, I don't appear in every single chapter. So if you can appear once in a while, they will be willing to accept it."

As he said this, Kawaki changed the topic and looked at Tama. He pinched his chin and continued, "Speaking of which, it turns out that the pixels are like this. From the side, it looks like a thick piece of paper. It makes people unable to find the interest to play with it. No wonder they are now beaten by 3D."

"But isn't this very dangerous?" Tsukuyo pointed at Tama and looked at Kawaki. Then, she held Kawaki's hand and extended it to Tama's head.

With a stabbing sound, Kawaki's hand began to spurt out blood.

"Hey! What are you doing?! It hurts!" Kawaki covered his bleeding hand and cursed.

"As you can see, this is the situation."

"Then don't use my hand to explain the situation!"

"Use your legs?"

"It's not a matter of hands and legs!"

"Your thing?"

"Smelly woman, do you want me to have no descendants?!"

"Stop arguing! You two!" Otose shouted, "Tama has already become like this. Can you be a little responsible?"

"Can you stop talking about such a bad topic?" Kawaki replied with a look of disdain, "Why do you always say that I am just like a scumbag who abandons his lover? Besides, I think Tama is good like this. It looks very nostalgic. Readers must think so too, and her popularity will also increase. Soaring is good! No problem! No Prob!"

"No problem?! No matter how you look at it, it's a very serious problem!"

"If I say there's no problem, there's no problem!" Kawaki snorted and retorted, "Although it seems that she can't speak and can only stand still, even the BGM has not stopped. But you can just think of it as a new character setting! This is a charm point! A new charm point! Well done, Tama..."

As he spoke, Kawaki suddenly thought of something. As he cupped his hands, the expression on his face suddenly became serious, "No, no, no, it's still not good..."

"Is that so? This is definitely not good, right?" Otose agreed.

"Yes, it is indeed a little bad," Kawaki nodded, then pointed at Tama and said with a serious face, "It would be a bit bad to call her Tama again! At this time, we should change her name to a new one according to the new character setting!"

"It's not this!!"

"Wait, let me think about it a little." As he spoke, Kawaki closed his eyes and began to think hard. At the same time, he began to constantly mutter to himself, "Because it is a new character. In order to quickly accumulate popularity, the name must be unexpectedly friendly. We must also consider the sense of luxury, nobility, and reliability... Wait a moment..."

"Clotilde? Ah, no, no, then... Josephine? Ah, it still can't, it has to be even more impactful..."

"Ah... Hmm? Anastasia? Evan? Ierrina? No, how about just using the Japanese style? Junshi? No, no, cuteness is also important, Lulu? Kuriko? Moka? It's like a dog's name"

Looking at Kawaki who was in deep thought, Otose and Tsukuyo were both speechless.

"It really not easy for you..." Otose looked at Tsukuyo and sighed. Her tone was full of sympathy as she said, "To find such a master with a strange... no, weird head."

"You too, you unexpectedly found a man with such a strange...no, weird head," Tsukuyo replied indifferently.

"Are you referring to Gintoki?" Otose replied with an expressionless face, "Hey, I find that you are also very rude."

At this time, Kawaki was still frowning and thinking about Tama's new name. He did not stop talking to himself, "Candy? No, how about melody? It seems a bit old-fashioned, but it has the feeling of attaching importance to tradition. Mliky... This is a little too clear and smelly. It is not good to forget the sense of luxury. If you want something more luxurious..."

"!luxury!..." As he spoke, Kawaki suddenly opened his eyes, crossed his arms, and snorted with confidence, "I thought of it! Tama's new name, whose character has been changed!"

[Did you really think of it? Kawaki-sama. ]

"Listen up, Tama!" Kawaki stood up and chuckled, "With this name, you will quickly become a popular character in this work! You will quickly become one of the top female characters! Even in the pinnacle!!"

"Listen up! Tama, from now on you are FabilouseAndrericssarinumbakalonhoneylemonTama II! Nickname Pokotan!"

After saying that, Kawaki raised a thumb and said, "How about it? It's perfect! Everyone loves her, an invincible female character! Yes, she surpasses princesses, queens, and even gods! It's incredible! My talents are really amazing! Beautiful!"

"Beautiful my ass!" Otose and Tsukuyo cursed at the same time. Then, they punched Kawaki's face.

Boom!!!

After a loud bang, Kawaki's body convulsed as he lay on a table that had been smashed into pieces...

"What on earth is this man thinking about every day?" Otose said unhappily, "Even the name he gave sounded like a name put together from a stage name in a Fuzokuten(brothel). This man is really bad. By the way, how many times has he been to Hanamachi(Flower Town) and Fuzokuten(Brothel)?"

"He's just a scumbag." Tsukuyo faintly agreed, but the contempt in her eyes when she looked at Kawaki was not concealed at all, as if she was looking at trash...

"Regarding this matter, I think you two have misunderstood." Katsura, who was cosplaying Mario and was sitting on the counter, held his hands and shook his head with his eyes closed, "Having been by his side since childhood! Kawaki is a principled man and would never do something like that!"

"Is that so?" Otose curled the corners of her mouth and her face was full of disbelief.

"Of course! We've been adventuring in various water pipes since we were kids!" As he spoke, Katsura took out a set of Luigi's clothes and put it on the counter, "Look! This is the evidence! I came here this time just to invite him to another adventure! Kawaki Luigi!"

"Luigi your head!" Kawaki, who had woken up, raised his leg and kicked Katsura away.