Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 414: Every Passerby You See on the Road May Have an Extremely Sad Past!

Chapter 414: Every Passerby You See on the Road May Have an Extremely Sad Past!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 414 Every Passerby You See on the Road May Have an Extremely Sad Past!

"Don't give others a name that sounds like an old man!" Looking at Katsura who was lying on the ground with his butt still twitching, Kawaki shouted angrily, "And don't casually make up the memory that doesn't exist at all!"

"Hey, you don't have the right to say that, right?" Otose squinted her eyes and retorted.

"By the way, Tama," Kawaki suddenly thought of something and turned to look at Tama who was still standing in the same place, "How is it? Your new name? How is your new name FabilouseAndrericssarinumbakalonhoneylemonTama II?"

[From now on, Tama's full name is Fabilouse FabilouseAndrericssarinumbakalonhoneylemonTama II! Nickname: Poketan. Summary: Tama. ]

"Tama! Don't casually use this kind of name given by this kind of man!" Otose loudly reminded with spittle flying.

"What are you doing?" Kawaki curled the corners of his mouth and turned his face away, then said somewhat unhappily, "This is a name that I finally thought of. How many brain cells do you think I used to think of this name? Damned old woman."

"It did consume a lot of energy," Otose nodded and continued with disdain, "It's really hard to remember all the names of so many women you've been with in the past. For a scum like you, it is indeed quite hard."

"Hey, stop this kind of thing that will cause readers to misunderstand," Kawaki said expressionlessly, "By the way, why do you have to talk about things that have never been written before? You guys are really strange."

"No, there's no need to verify that," Otose shook her head, "It's all written on your face."

"Hello-----!"

...

"In short, let's not talk about anything else. The most important thing right now is to let Tama return to her original state." Otose glanced at Kawaki who was lying flat on the counter without any energy, "I'll leave it to you, you scumbag who left this woman here and ignored her."

"Isn't it pretty good? It looks no different from normal at all." Kawaki lazily raised his hand and waved it, "Perhaps Tama is just nostalgic recently. Aren't all humans like this? Sometimes they get nostalgic suddenly, and they will be in a strange state for several days because they only think about things in the past. This is what Tama is like now."

"Kawaki..." Katsura, who had stood up at some point in time, stood next to Kawaki with a touched expression. There were even sparkling tears in the corners of his eyes that were faintly discernible, "I didn't expect...I didn't expect that you still remember our...our memories of getting together to play FC after school..."

"Remember your head..." After sighing, Kawaki weakly retorted, "I don't remember having that memory at all, Zura."

"It's not Zura; it's Katsura!" Katsura corrected him with a serious face, and then patted Kawaki on the shoulder with a face full of sympathy, "Hurry up and remember, Otouto! The days when we were carefree plumbers together!"

"Do you want to be stuffed into the sewer and suffocated to death by me?" Kawaki glanced at Katsura gently and said lightly.

"In short, no matter what method you use, return Tama to her original state!" Otose crossed her arms and looked at Kawaki coldly, "This is your responsibility!"

"Why did it become my responsibility?!" Kawaki refuted, "Didn't you just say that it was your responsibility? Why did it suddenly become my responsibility here?! I didn't do anything at all!"

"A woman has become like this, and a man can still act like nothing has happened. What a heartless man~" Otose spread her hands and sighed.

"Since you don't want to do it, leave it to me." Katsura stood up, folded his hands with his eyes closed, and said seriously, "I have been supporting you from the beginning. No matter if it is a war or something else, I will always be the one wiping your butts."

"Even now, there is no change! Leave the matter of Her Highness Tama to me!"

"Really? Then I'll trouble you." Kawaki nodded, "Thank you for your hard work."

"Eh?" Katsura was stunned for a moment, "No, that can't be right, right? At this time, shouldn't you take the responsibility, and then the two people quarrel and finally decide to form a team, right? This is what happens on TV, right?"

"No, I believe you." Kawaki shook his head and then gave Katsura a thumbs up with a serious face, "Zura, your ability doesn't need anyone else's help at all. I always knew that if it was you, you could do anything by yourself. I... have always trusted you. Since childhood, I have always been..."

"K-Kawaki..." Katsura's eyes gradually filled with tears of emotion, "I... I didn't expect you to always... trust me so much. I... I'm too... too touched! I will do it! I will definitely do it! Leave all the affairs of Her Highness Tama to me!"

"Good luck!"

"Oh! Don't worry! Even if I have to risk my life, I will let Her Highness Tama live normally in this world!" Katsura shouted with tears in his eyes, "Trust me!"

"This guy... his head is also very strange..." Otose whispered expressionlessly.

"Don't worry, even though this guy's head is severely burned like your face for more than half a year, he will definitely do what he decides to do."

As he spoke, Kawaki's expression began to soften.

"Perhaps in a few months, we will be able to see Tama in the newly released FC. When that time comes, we will feel proud and happy for her. For the sake of Tama's new life and look in the FC, it will be enough to send her a silent blessing..."

"No, she has already revealed her new look." Tsukuyo pointed at Tama, who was dressed up by Katsura.

Kawaki looked in the direction of Tsukuyo's finger. He saw that Tama had changed into Luigi's clothes and had a mustache on her face.

"No! I told you to jump!" Looking at Tama who was constantly moving left and right, Katsura continued to scold her, "You only need to use the front and back keys to walk! The rest are just jump, attack, and pause keys!"

"What the hell are you doing?!" Kawaki instantly got up and kicked Katsura and the door of Otose's pub into the street. Then he pointed at Katsura who was lying on the ground and shouted with blue veins, "That's enough! It is not the same type of game! Why do you insist on Mario?! That old man has long been buried! His younger brother, Luigi, is also the same!"

As soon as Kawaki finished speaking, Tama moved horizontally in front of Katsura. After a series of operations, she extended the medicinal herb.

[Tama handed over a medicinal herb.]

There was no reaction from Katsura...

[There is no reaction. It's just a corpse.]

"Don't worry about it, Tama. That person's head can't be cured even if it was soaked in holy water. It's hopeless." Kawaki waved his hand and said.

"Kawaki..." Katsura struggled to stand up. He covered his abdomen and looked at Kawaki hatefully, "I can't pretend that I didn't hear what you just said. About Mario and Luigi..."

"It's up to you. I don't intend to argue with you on this matter." Kawaki shrugged and replied, "After all, if I tell you everything about such a heavy reality, you will definitely collapse because you can't accept it. Some things are better not to know, Zura."

"It's not Zura; it's Katsura!" Katsura corrected him, but then he suddenly reacted. His eyes widened and he looked at Kawaki in disbelief, "Wait, what was the heavy reality you just said? What does it mean? What are Mario and Luigi hiding? Is there any darkness behind them that I don't know?"

"Don't ask," Kawaki shook his head gently, his face revealing a bit of reluctance, "Even if you know about that kind of thing, it won't do you any good. It will only add to your troubles. In this world, there are actually many people who are as miserable as the two of them. Forget it, forget all of them. Don't think about the Absolute Power Evolution Plan anymore. Just pretend that you don't know. Promise me."

"Absolute... Absolute Power Evolution Plan?!" Katsura grabbed onto a key point in Kawaki's words. Then, he instantly rushed forward and grabbed Kawaki by the collar. He stared at him with his red eyes and pleaded, "You... you already knew about it?! Tell me, tell me everything about that plan!"

"Forget it, Zura." Kawaki sighed and shook his head, "Even if you know, you can't change the tragic fate of those brothers."

"Hurry up and say it!" Katsura gritted his teeth and said.

"Well, forget it. Since you want to know so much, then I will tell you everything about the academy... xxxtendo about the brothers and the Absolute Power Evolution Plan implemented by xxxtendo. But there is only one thing, you must not do stupid things in the future after listening to it, understand?"

After hearing this, Katsura released Kawaki's collar and shook his head, "Don't worry, you should know me. I won't do anything without complete preparation. Now I just want to know the heavy past behind the brothers."

"Okay, then I can only tell you everything about them that I spent three seconds...no, three years of gue...investigating. Go inside first, I'm afraid there will be xxxtendo's spies here."

"I got it."

...

Kawaki, who had returned to the counter, gave Otose and Tsukuyo a look, then took Tsukuyo's kiseru and poured himself a glass of wine.

After a few seconds of tidying up his facial expression, Kawaki's eyes became melancholic, and then he slowly opened his mouth...

"...That pair of brothers are actually espers. Although their abilities are not that outstanding, and they can only jump up and smash the bricks floating in the air, even this seemingly useless superpower is quickly noticed by some people... "

"Some people?! Is it those guys?! Those guys in xxxtendo..." Katsura asked anxiously.