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My Pick Up Artist System
“With this system, I’ll become the world’s greatest seducer! If it doesn’t kill me first...” I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl’s voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
“What the hell...how? I’m an 18-year-old v.i.r.g.i.n...”
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
“You’re forcing me to die!”
Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with debauchery and womanizing. I just had one problem: “Why are these guys all insane?”
Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.
Release schedule: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don’t have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.
Warning: It’s not recommended to eat or drink while reading this as many readers have commented on spitting things out from laughter. I, the author, am not immune, and have also stepped on such landmines of my own placement when editing.
- Chapter 1 - Seduce or die
- Chapter 4 - The thong test
- Chapter 7 - Unlocking achievements
- Chapter 10 - A Japanese cutie with R.A. duty
- Chapter 13 - Jokes and stat bumps
- Chapter 16 - What is charisma?
- Chapter 19 - Charismatic evolution!
- Chapter 22 - Stoned to death
- Chapter 25 - Ronald McDonald learns about insta-dates
- Chapter 28 - Destiny and spirit animals
- Chapter 31 - The dong game
- Chapter 34 - Wingman law
- Chapter 37 - Dungeon event mini-boss
- Chapter 40 - Baby in burning building
- Chapter 43 - Invincible opener
- Chapter 46 - Cultivation world of skanks
- Chapter 49 - First proper proper date
- Chapter 52 - Smile like a doughnut
- Chapter 55 - Milf Black Widow (R-18)
- Chapter 58 - Snake D*ckskin escapes from New York
- Chapter 61 - Heavenly treasures
- Chapter 64 - Famous dating sim technique (R-18)
- Chapter 67 - Solo Leveling
- Chapter 70 - Succubi are real?
- Chapter 73 - What it takes to be an MC (R-18)
- Chapter 76 - Living in a horror movie
- Chapter 79 - Three Minute Rule
- Chapter 82 - Chuuni showdown
- Chapter 85 - Sherlock and his pipe(R-18)
- Chapter 88 - Prizes, progress, and platinum hits
- Chapter 91 - Ben’s eulogy
- Chapter 94 - Spanking the Miyuki (R-18)
- Chapter 97 - Novice challenge updated
- Chapter 100 - Counting down to death
- Chapter 103 - Last seconds of jizzlife (R-18)
- Chapter 106 - Novice Tutorial Mode has ended
- Chapter 109 - Become an Elite Alpha
- Chapter 112 - Willy the Wheel of Fortune
- Chapter 115 - Isekai’d from embarrassment
- Chapter 118 - You’ve got a lot of spunk, kid (R-18)
- Chapter 121 - Won’t I get pregnant?
- Chapter 124 - Starting MMA for safer cuckolding
- Chapter 127 - A showdown of the shvontz
- Chapter 130 - Dating in the most unusual place
- Chapter 133 - The right answer to every woman’s true or false question (R-18)
- Chapter 136 - Dreams of wish fulfillment
- Chapter 139 - Asses to ashes, cussed to dust
- Chapter 142 - P.o.r.n with plot
- Chapter 145 - Slapathon
- Chapter 148 - Empowerment through education (R-18)
- Chapter 151 - The circle of wife
- Chapter 154 - C*ckupie Wall Street
- Chapter 157 - Bens resume
- Chapter 160 Tunneling through the Northern ice wall/Wildling ou
- Chapter 163 Corner condoms
- Chapter 166 Mystical cumbo jumbo
- Chapter 169 Poison dragon vs mutated fire dragon
- Chapter 172 Fool you once, game on you
- Chapter 175 D-fusing the d*cking time bomb R-18
- Chapter 178 Bens haunting pas
- Chapter 181 Mortals vs. cumtivators R-18
- Chapter 184 The power of trus
- Chapter 187 Writers block and dodging c*ck
- Chapter 190 A hero knows when to turn swords into plowshares
- Chapter 193 Miyukis trouble
- Chapter 196 You cant spell evolution without love...and nu
- Chapter 199 How to make a bad girl behave R-18
- Chapter 202 It was a goop effort R-18
- Chapter 205 The magic of testosterone
- Chapter 208 Elite Human Bloodline Essence
- Chapter 211 Hottest club in NYC -- Latrine
- Chapter 214 What is value?
- Chapter 217 MOBA, mo booty
- Chapter 220 Never give up, never surrender to bating
- Chapter 223 Defeating your own weakness
- Chapter 226 The haves vs. the have nuts
- Chapter 229 Last chance for drunken romance
- Chapter 232 The tattoo of a memory
- Chapter 235 The slut factor
- Chapter 238 Wartortles perspective
- Chapter 241 The art of MMA
- Chapter 244 The melon magistrates dispense justice
- Chapter 247 Sextra Credi
- Chapter 250 The losers despicable counterattack
- Chapter 253 Tower Boss Treasure Room
- Chapter 256 Tinas d-termination R-18
- Chapter 259 Family feud, happily spewed
- Chapter 262 The best personal talen
- Chapter 265 One persons dream is anothers nightmare
- Chapter 268 Manifest destiny R-18
- Chapter 271 White belt vs. blue bel
- Chapter 274 Pouty photoshoo
- Chapter 277 See, there are still good peepholes in the world R-18
- Chapter 280 In-stitution of higher yearning R-18
- Chapter 283 Top student, bottom student, any position studen
- Chapter 286 Burrito investments
- Chapter 289 Slap destiny
- Chapter 292 Be yourself and roast the world
- Chapter 295 Cumpeensation R-18
- Chapter 298 OnlyFans Queen
- Chapter 301 A true worshipper
- Chapter 304 David and Goliath
- Chapter 307 Messing with fate
- Chapter 310 Leaf it to me
- Chapter 313 Ice ice baby
- Chapter 316 Spamming rewards
- Chapter 319 The tournament begins
- Chapter 322 Humans vs. Dragons
- Chapter 325 Finals star
- Chapter 328 A cuckolds revenge
- Chapter 331 Art, truth, wisdom
- Chapter 334 The champion mindse
- Chapter 337 Danger and liability
- Chapter 340 Valentina’s sneak attack
- Chapter 343: Chokes and chub-missions (R-18)
- Chapter 2 - Divine Pick Up Line
- Chapter 5 - Meeting a master of seduction
- Chapter 8 - Stat Growth Multiplier
- Chapter 11 - Peac.o.c.king
- Chapter 14 - Teasing
- Chapter 17 - Stat gain is a hell of a drug
- Chapter 20 - The crucial moment
- Chapter 23 - The divine dao of face-slapping
- Chapter 26 - Motivating a woman with words
- Chapter 29 - Points-digger
- Chapter 32 - Dungeon instance
- Chapter 35 - Dungeon Hidden Zone
- Chapter 38 - Dungeon break
- Chapter 41 - Lose the hair or lose your head
- Chapter 44 - Crackheads want to eat swan meat
- Chapter 47 - Boner justice
- Chapter 50 - Neighborly love
- Chapter 53 - Batman enters an S&M club
- Chapter 56 - A reward for a good boy (R-18)
- Chapter 59 - Achievement Hunter
- Chapter 62 - Bendingo on a date
- Chapter 65 - Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18)
- Chapter 68 - What girls need
- Chapter 71 - Go Little Finger to give her your Big Finger
- Chapter 74 - Karmic splooge
- Chapter 77 - Epic skill - Divine Line Generator
- Chapter 80 - Choosing the divine pick up line
- Chapter 83 - Katie’s story
- Chapter 86 - Testicular negotiations(R-18)
- Chapter 89 - Its raining frats and dogs
- Chapter 92 - Nymphomaniac
- Chapter 95 - Slaphappy (R-18)
- Chapter 98 - One last shot at destiny
- Chapter 101 - Ben the photographer
- Chapter 104 - Time’s up buttercup(R-18)
- Chapter 107 - Alphas, betas, and the capitalists who betrayed us
- Chapter 110 - Booty Chest
- Chapter 113 - Cornered and outnumbered
- Chapter 116 - Women love drama
- Chapter 119 - Just easin’ the tension, baby (R-18)
- Chapter 122 - Outgrowing the newbie equips
- Chapter 125 - S.e.x-men: First Class
- Chapter 128 - Bens gaming specialty
- Chapter 131 - Edward Jizzerhands
- Chapter 134 - Making war, not love (R-18)
- Chapter 137 - The dao of plow
- Chapter 140 - Ben the poison-breathing dragon
- Chapter 143 - This is the end
- Chapter 146 - How Ben defeated all cu*mers
- Chapter 149 - Flipping the world upside down (R-18)
- Chapter 152 - Starting from the Willy
- Chapter 155 - A professors work-load
- Chapter 158 - The art of double-speak
- Chapter 161 - Letting it all hang out
- Chapter 164 - PUA party
- Chapter 167 First day of wet work
- Chapter 170 First corporate boss figh
- Chapter 173 A test that wasnt sh*
- Chapter 176 An offer a man cant refuse
- Chapter 179 Asexual? Kay, lets do i
- Chapter 182 Holding the orgasm hostage R-18
- Chapter 185 Updates and upgrades
- Chapter 188 Take the first step
- Chapter 191 Ranked Tower Climber
- Chapter 194 Dark desires
- Chapter 197 Judge, jury, and sexecutioner R-18
- Chapter 200 Reborn: Evolving From C*mming R-18
- Chapter 203 The existence of free willy
- Chapter 206 MILF Hunter
- Chapter 209 New ability
- Chapter 212 The power of confidence
- Chapter 215 Raising your value
- Chapter 218 The chaos of charisma
- Chapter 221 Protagonist vs. nightclub bouncer - place your bets
- Chapter 224 A big tip for a waitress
- Chapter 227 Steal from the rich and give to the slore
- Chapter 230 D*ck or die
- Chapter 233 New beginnings, changing times, and culinary crimes
- Chapter 236 Katie the delivery girl
- Chapter 239 Truth and lies. A beauty cries. No more pies? A dingus dies
- Chapter 242 Dojo detected
- Chapter 245 Revenge is best served bowled
- Chapter 248 The rookie fights back
- Chapter 251 The meaning of manliness. The peening of personal talent.
- Chapter 254 Reality warping slap R-18
- Chapter 257 The bubble-butt burst R-18
- Chapter 260 The reality of this world
- Chapter 263 The magic of games
- Chapter 266 Dew as the animals do R-18
- Chapter 269 Fariqs sacrifice
- Chapter 272 A despicable genius
- Chapter 275 So shy its cute
- Chapter 278 Well-rounded academics R-18
- Chapter 281 Spewniversity professor R-18
- Chapter 284 Mythical tier
- Chapter 287 Fingered by fate
- Chapter 290 Time to get serious
- Chapter 293 Friction
- Chapter 296 Burpin the baby
- Chapter 299 What is art?
- Chapter 302 Simp slaughter
- Chapter 305 A happy family
- Chapter 308 Survival tactics
- Chapter 311 Work hard, get hard R-18
- Chapter 314 Oyakodon
- Chapter 317 A true whoarder
- Chapter 320 Divine mercy
- Chapter 323 Doorway to the future
- Chapter 326 A champion emerges
- Chapter 329 KOF champion
- Chapter 332 D-livery
- Chapter 335 3-Dimensional maneuvering
- Chapter 338 A prodigys moves
- Chapter 341 Ben’s c*nterattack
- Chapter 344: Fierce c*mpetitors (R-18)
- Chapter 3 - Casanova enters the scene
- Chapter 6 - Were stuck in caveman bodies
- Chapter 9 - Swole daddy
- Chapter 12 - What is attraction?
- Chapter 15 - Otaku religion
- Chapter 18 - A bet to win the girl
- Chapter 21 - What is your life’s blueprint?
- Chapter 24 - Traumatizing a stranger
- Chapter 27 - Unlocking comfort
- Chapter 30 - Club Rat’s Fake ID
- Chapter 33 - Defusing obstacles
- Chapter 36 - Pigs get roasted
- Chapter 39 - First proper date
- Chapter 42 - The positives of obliteration
- Chapter 45 - NASA’s lunar s.e.x mission
- Chapter 48 - Crime of passion
- Chapter 51 - Universal kissing signal
- Chapter 54 - Welcome to hell. We have such sights to show you!
- Chapter 57 - Batman vs. Black Widow (R-18)
- Chapter 60 - First skill book
- Chapter 63 - How to get a date to your room and show her your artistic masterpiece
- Chapter 66 - Growth skill
- Chapter 69 - Finding the inner strength to get laid
- Chapter 72 - Never give up your dream to deliver cream
- Chapter 75 - High Level Mystery Box
- Chapter 78 - Textual intercourse
- Chapter 81 - White knight in plot armor
- Chapter 84 - Pinkhead in bed
- Chapter 87 - The whole points of the nut
- Chapter 90 - Last day on Earth
- Chapter 93 - Breaking last minute resistance
- Chapter 96 - 68 and I owe you one (R-18)
- Chapter 99 - Salvation or Damnation
- Chapter 102 - How to make her boyfriend jealous (R-18)
- Chapter 105 - Male walk of shame
- Chapter 108 - The deadly omega
- Chapter 111 - Flag System
- Chapter 114 - The fire rises
- Chapter 117 - First date in a girl’s apartment
- Chapter 120 - What to do with a v.i.r.g.i.n(R-18)
- Chapter 123 - Destiny or disaster
- Chapter 126 - An eye for talent
- Chapter 129 - Hollywood style
- Chapter 132 - S.e.xual urban legends (R-18)
- Chapter 135 - Unlocking Love
- Chapter 138 - Ben the pyromancer
- Chapter 141 - The crippling of Ben
- Chapter 144 - Ben the honor student
- Chapter 147 - Ben and Miyukis telepathic connection
- Chapter 150 - How to treat an M (R-18)
- Chapter 153 - Making the money shot
- Chapter 156 - C*ck leaping over the dragons gate
- Chapter 159 - The role of media in the world
- Chapter 162 Never dawdle on a diddle
- Chapter 165 - Fallout: New Pengas
- Chapter 168 First Tower Entry
- Chapter 171 Cant breathe, crushing weigh
- Chapter 174 Olivias Plan B
- Chapter 177 Spreading game addiction
- Chapter 180 How to treat a princess/wh*re R-18
- Chapter 183 They parted as fiends
- Chapter 186 Fiction is truthier than strange
- Chapter 189 The real king of shamelessness
- Chapter 192 Troll Army
- Chapter 195 Camilas dirty secre
- Chapter 198 Training done right R-18
- Chapter 201 Breaking her in R-18
- Chapter 204 First epic achievemen
- Chapter 207 Epic Booty Ches
- Chapter 210 Weak Grass Manipulation
- Chapter 213 Mind over splatter
- Chapter 216 Negs vs. insults
- Chapter 219 The perfect se
- Chapter 222 Ticking fart bomb
- Chapter 225 Hillbilly endurance trial
- Chapter 228 Late and sloppy
- Chapter 231 Thighlander: there can be only one R-18
- Chapter 234 Use Somebody
- Chapter 237 Zero Two-hands
- Chapter 240 Fruit fighter
- Chapter 243 Martial beauty
- Chapter 246 After school special R-18
- Chapter 249 The Soul Crank
- Chapter 252 Its shark week
- Chapter 255 A slice of wife story R-18
- Chapter 258 Cleanup on aisle cuck
- Chapter 261 Strength approaching world class
- Chapter 264 Catching the eye of the Brazilian beauty
- Chapter 267 I am Jacks raging erection R-18
- Chapter 270 Sex artis
- Chapter 273 Portrait photography--a staple of the adult film industry
- Chapter 276 Seeking the professors assistance
- Chapter 279 A bookish d*cksposition R-18
- Chapter 282 The student syrup-asses the teacher R-18
- Chapter 285 Mythical nu
- Chapter 288 High quality model
- Chapter 291 Hidden magical wonders
- Chapter 294 The Water Show R-18
- Chapter 297 Say...d*ck cheeseee
- Chapter 300 Flower power
- Chapter 303 The broken and the damned
- Chapter 306 Climbing down the family tree
- Chapter 309 The key to quick hookups
- Chapter 312 Smellivator R-18
- Chapter 315 D*ckplomatic relations
- Chapter 318 Hope for humanity
- Chapter 321 Ben the gravedigger
- Chapter 324 Man vs. Midge
- Chapter 327 Witness me
- Chapter 330 Goals and asspirations
- Chapter 333 How to be a badass
- Chapter 336 The art of striking
- Chapter 339 Post-workout meal
- Chapter 342: Always have a backup