Trees shall Fall and an Axe will Rise! After being shot dead in my face, I’ve been... Read more
Trees shall Fall and an Axe will Rise!After being shot dead in my face,I’ve been reborn in a new place!Where magic reigns and monsters roar!I’ve never seen the like before! It’s time to kiss the Earth goodbye,Now that I'm in an Isekai!That’s what’s up, for real, true facts.Need more proof? I’m now an axe!_
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An axe you say? How can that be?How should I know, dude? Don’t ask me!But since I’m here I’ll have some fun,And make life great for everyone!So, come on pal! The job`s not done!(I’ll find you if you try to run…)_ There’s lots of nifty sights to see,And new friends to accompany!And loads of meat to cleave and chop,as they scream and plead for me to stop!But sadly, that I cannot do,This axe was made for chopping you!_ I’ll wander `round and see the sightsAnd get into some awesome fights,My rep will soar, I’ll drown in fame,The common folks will scream my name!“Quick, run away! Here comes the AXE!”Hey, guys! It’s me!Your best friend, Max!***What to expect: Action, adventure, BLEAK humor, the answers to all of life's questions, and an Axe that wants to be your friend! Also, steady progression and such.Also, a bad guy gradually learning how to be a better person. (It's going to take a while.)Updated daily!A Fall 2022 Writathon Participant! Collapse
Satire, Antihero Protagonist, Dungeons, Game Elements, LitRPG, Sword And Magic, Non-human Protagonist, Portal Fantasy, Isekai, Reincarnation, Reincarnated as an Object, Comedic Undertone, Dark, R-18, Weak to Strong
Awesome synopsis. Hope the actual novel is good.
i like reincarnated as a sword, this mc is reincarnated as an axe, the only thing they have in common is a weapon mc, if you want to read this expect a chaotic neutral murderhobo mc
Quote: Gott-höchsteRank: C??trash!! Rank E--
2.5/5 Shits pretty boring, I couldn't tolerate every time that axe say gosh and how much he want to tear and see other in agony... It's like corrupting my mind to embrace my inner masochistic emo. wouldn't recommend to ordinary weeb like me...
Masochist or sadist?
tomato potato
Huh???
lol just saying that masochist and sadistic is alike
A masochist is someone who gains pleasure from feeling pain, while a sadist is someone who gains pleasure by causing someone to feel pain.
I shouldn't reply anymore as I seek forgiveness for my earlier mistakes
What mistakes
what I did to ur mom
I did the same to ur father and sister.
The mc is a psychopath demon axe that takes control of a man's body while the guys is still alive and uses him to kill all his friends and then keeps him alive for an indefinite amount of time. This is basically a horror novel, which I don't like, and the mc also speaks a bit like a child, which is also not for me.Adios.
Meat Head/brain dead , sycophant, no plot, no goals kind of NOVEL.If you can enjoy this kind of thing just read it.BUT It's not even fun to read for me.
I just can't read it. I throw it in the trash.
Can you explain what makes it so bad? Just wondering if it's worth reading or not haha.
Crazy children's letter.Reading this novel, my brain cells are dying.I'm bad at explaining. Better try to read a couple of chapters and decide for yourself.
Haha, alright thanks
how was it?
Haven't started yet, I was finishing The Legendary Mechanic
Aeon RUN!!!
Nice reference
lol
Noice. Nice reference.
Rank: C??
what is that: ", "aggregateRating": { "@type": "AggregateRating", "bestRating": "5.0", "ratingValue": "4", "ratingCount": "2" } } ]#panic# there is a bug
- Chapter 1: Wow, I guess I'm an axe now!
- Chapter 4: For whom the bell TROLLS!
- Chapter 7: Great Axe-pectations!
- Chapter 10: Ind-Axe-pendent Day!
- Chapter 13: Let the wrong one in.
- Chapter 16: Big guys hit hard!
- Chapter 19: The Honeydew Meadow Massacre Part III.
- Chapter 22: Why are all the women in this world scary?
- Chapter 25: Garlic burns everyone if you eat too much of it.
- Chapter 28: Max and Libby.
- Chapter 31: To the Lair of the FOG GOBLINS!
- Chapter 33: The Coffee is good... but the Fog Goblins are EVIL!
- Announcement! Curse of the Stupid Fat Crow!
- Book 2: Chapter 1: You are what they ate.
- Book 2: Chapter 4: Do no harm.
- Final update on that thingy.
- Chapter 2: Could I be a HERO?
- Chapter 5.The Power is YOURS!
- Chapter 8: You don't skarn me!
- Chapter 11: Wow, I'm cosmic!
- Chapter 14: Well, that took longer than I thought!
- Chapter 17: The Honeydew Meadow Massacre (1).
- Chapter 20: The Honeydew Meadow Massacre Part IV.
- Chapter 23: Tactical Espionage Action: Solid Fake.
- Chapter 26: Frenzy.
- Chapter 29: Libby and Keith
- Chapter Epilogue. Wait, no, EPIC-logue. Yeah, that sounds way better.
- Chapter 34: A hero gets his reward.
- Book II: Prologue
- Book 2: Chapter 2: Who's afraid of the big bad what?
- Book 2: Chapter 5: The Dark Lord
- Chapter 3: I like slimes!
- Chapter 6: Hey, I met a girl!
- Chapter 9: Old guys are mean!
- Chapter 12: Old me is STILL a jerk!
- Chapter 15: Welcome to the world of Tomorrow!
- Chapter 18: The Honeydew Meadow Massacre (2).
- Chapter 21: The Honeydew Meadow Massacre V: A New Dawn
- Chapter 24: She's really cool!
- Chapter 27: Frenzy Part II.
- Chapter 30: Be my Hogarth
- Chapter 32: SURPRISE, SUCKERS! It’s the Fog Goblin Annihilation Holiday special: ALL FOG GOBLINS WILL DIE!
- Chapter 35: Not what you thought it was.
- Prelude: Max meets Santa
- Book 2: Chapter 3: Maaaax is coming to geeeeeet yooooou!
- Update and stuffs