Top Grade Immortal Emperor in the Flower City

Chapter 22: 22 Are You Sick?

"This..."

The two security guards exchanged glances, both showing difficulty.

One of them said, "Lin Hua works here, and... and he's also the son of the chairman of the Peninsula Steakhouse, we... we..."

"You're afraid to hit him, aren't you?"

Ye Ling smirked coldly, "You see, you dare to hit a ** like me, right?"

"No, no..."

The two security guards quickly waved their hands.

Dare to hit you?

All three of them are lying on the ground, who would dare to hit you?

"I'm giving you a chance."

Ye Ling said, "First, hit him, second, hit me, your choice."

Without a word, the two security guards picked up their rubber batons and charged at Lin Hua.

Immediately, screams of agony filled the air.

"Fuck you, do you two not want to work anymore?!"

"Ah! You dare to hit me!"

"Good, good! Just you wait!!!"

The two security guards didn't intend to hit him hard at first, but Lin Hua's delicate skin couldn't take even a little pain, and he started cursing right away.

Hearing such cursing, the two security guards became even more angered as they hit, and eventually, they were almost using their full strength.

"That's enough."

Ye Ling waved his hand and said, "If you keep hitting he'll really die, all of you get lost."

The two security guards immediately nodded and bowed, disappearing from Ye Ling's sight.

This world is just like that, if Ye Ling were just an ordinary person, he would have been the one getting beaten now.

Lin Hua lay on the ground with a bloodied face, wailing non-stop.

Ye Ling walked over and kicked him twice, "You alright?"

Lin Hua thought Ye Ling was going to hit him again and quickly yelled, "There's something wrong! My waist is broken, my legs are broken, and my arms too, they are all broken..."

"Your dick isn't broken?"

Ye Ling snorted with laughter, then said, "I'm going to ask you again, you fine or not? If you're fine, you can leave."

Hearing this, Lin Hua's waist was suddenly better, his legs were nimble, and he scurried up, not even remembering to drive his car, running off into the distance.

"This should be your colleague, right? Hang out less with such people in the future; they don't have any good intentions." Ye Ling said to Lin Qiao'er.

"Mhm."

Lin Qiao'er nodded her head slightly, responding softly.

"Disperse now, everybody disperse, there's nothing more to see," Ye Ling waved his hand to the surrounding people.

Those people immediately got the hint, hurriedly pretending they hadn't seen anything, fearing that the fierce Ye Ling would kick them too.

"Wait a minute!"

Ye Ling suddenly remembered he still had Elixir Pills to sell. With so many people around, wasn't it a good opportunity?

But to his surprise, when he shouted, those people ran even faster.

"Damn, I'm not gonna hit you, why the hell are you running!"

Ye Ling rolled his eyes and beckoned Lin Qiao'er over, chuckling, "Come, help me sell something."

"You're in business now?"

Lin Qiao'er was taken aback and asked, "Selling what?"

"Elixir Pills."

Ye Ling snapped his fingers, pulled out a few bottles of Elixir Pills, and started shouting, "Take a look, come and see! Freshly made Elixir Pills, genuine and high quality, Cold Pills, Menstrual Pills, we've got them all~"

"Cold Pills for treating colds, Menstrual Pills for menstrual disorders, see instant results, we swear on puppies!~"

Liu Qiao'er was dumbfounded.

She could understand a cold pill, but what was a Menstrual Pill supposed to mean?

Liu Qiao'er had grown up and only seen Elixir Pills in novels and on TV. Did they really exist in reality?

"Hey, could these be some fake and inferior products?" Liu Qiao'er poked Ye Ling.

Ye Ling said seriously, "Absolutely genuine. If you're having menstrual irregularities, I'll give you one for free, but you don't look like you have that problem."

"You're the one with menstrual irregularities!"

Liu Qiao'er glanced at Ye Ling and thought to herself that her menstruation was perfectly fine and never irregular.

Ye Ling spoke loudly, but no one came over. Everyone who heard looked at Ye Ling as if he were a fool.

"Is this guy crazy? A cold pill? A Menstrual Pill?"

"This guy must be really into his novels. I've heard of cold medicine, but what the heck is a cold pill?"

"And damn, a Menstrual Pill? Geez, that's really fantastical."

Many people whispered to each other and discussed the matter, obviously not believing it.

Liu Qiao'er felt mortified. She thought Ye Ling was going to sell something serious.

This was so-called Elixir Pills? They were just mud!

At that moment, Han Qingxin walked out of the office building with several voluptuous women by her side.

Ye Ling recognized them. He had seen them in the planning department today; they were Liu Qiao'er's colleagues.

"Hey, you there, beauty, I'm talking to you!"

Ye Ling suddenly stood up and called out to one of the girls.

Han Qingxin and the others immediately looked over. Han Qingxin thought Ye Ling was calling her and frowned, saying, "Stinky bodyguard, what are you yelling about?"

With that, she and the other girls walked over.

"I wasn't calling you, go away."

Ye Ling rolled his eyes, completely ignoring Han Qingxin.

"Beauty, I remember your name is Wang Meimei, right? Hmm, indeed beautiful, but by the looks of it, you seem to have menstrual irregularities..." Ye Ling said to the beauty.

At these words, Liu Qiao'er's mouth hung open.

She twisted Ye Ling's waist hard, whispering angrily, "Are you trying to kill yourself? Can't you speak properly?"

Ye Ling was stunned, "But she really does have menstrual irregularities!"

Liu Qiao'er had completely given up, a shadow of frustration crossed her smooth forehead, and she simply turned her head away, ignoring Ye Ling entirely.

Han Qingxin also widened her eyes and stuttered, "What... what did you just say?"

"I said this beautiful lady has menstrual irregularities," Ye Ling responded innocently.

Han Qingxin's pretty face immediately darkened, "Don't say you know me."

"Let's go," she said.

With that, Han Qingxin tried to pull Wang Meimei and the others away.

But Wang Meimei, her face flushing, turned to Ye Ling and asked, "How... how do you know I have menstrual irregularities?"

"You actually believe him!"

Before Ye Ling could respond, Han Qingxin interjected, "This guy is just a charlatan, talking about Menstrual Pills. Menstrual my foot!"

"Damn, couldn't you be a little gentler like Liu Qiao'er?" Ye Ling complained.

"I just don't want to be, what can you do about it?" Han Qingxin retorted coyly.

Ye Ling ignored her and smiled at Wang Meimei, "Do you feel tightness in your chest whenever your aunt comes to visit, and sometimes even feel dizzy? And your period, does it get delayed or come early?"

Wang Meimei was astounded, "How do you know all that?"

Ye Ling gave a mysterious smile, took out a pill, and said, "Then try my Menstrual Pill! Just this one pill, it works immediately, and you'll never have menstrual irregularities again."

"How much is one pill?"

Wang Meimei also seemed quite naive, immediately asking about the price.

If this had been a real charlatan, she definitely would have been conned.

But she was lucky; she'd met Ye Ling.