Top Grade Immortal Emperor in the Flower City

Chapter 23: 23: Immediate-Effect Elixir Pills

Wang Meimei felt tightness in her chest while she was at work.

After getting off work, she felt even dizzier and nauseous, and had the urge to vomit.

She thought she might be pregnant, but then she thought—

Without even a man to sleep with, how could she be pregnant!

Wang Meimei was feeling so sick that she desperately sought medical help.

Moreover, what Ye Ling said wasn't wrong at all, and Wang Meimei started to believe it in her heart.

"Bastard, I'm telling you, if you dare talk nonsense and impact my reputation, I'll castrate you!"

Han Qingxin glared at Ye Ling and walked up to him, leaning towards his ear and speaking fiercely.

"How am I impacting your reputation by selling my elixir pills?"

After Ye Ling spoke, he suddenly felt that their posture was somewhat ambiguous; he gave an evil smile, and his tongue suddenly came out, lightly licking Han Qingxin's earlobe.

"You—"

Han Qingxin's body shuddered, and her cheeks immediately flushed red as apples.

She quickly looked around; Wang Meimei and the others were all staring at the elixir pills. Liu Qiao'er had even turned her face away long ago; thankfully, no one noticed she had been taken advantage of.

For a moment, Han Qingxin wanted to explode with anger but dared not.

If Wang Meimei and the big mouths around her found out, they would surely gossip her to death at the company!

Han Qingxin was both furious and embarrassed but with nowhere to vent.

"What about me?"

Ye Ling looked at Han Qingxin with a semi-smiling expression.

"You're just a pervert! A big pervert!!!"

Han Qingxin clenched her teeth, wishing she could rip Ye Ling into pieces.

No man had ever dared to take liberties with her.

"How much for one pill?" Wang Meimei's voice rang out.

Ye Ling smiled faintly, "3000."

"3000?!"

Wang Meimei and the others opened their mouths in shock, "Isn't that too expensive? Just for this tiny thing, 3000 yuan? I could get some medicine from the drugstore without even spending 100 yuan!"

Ye Ling confidently replied, "True, you won't spend 100 on medicine, but does that medicine work instantly? Will it last? Obviously not, but my elixir pills will."

Wang Meimei still felt it was expensive; 3000 yuan was more than half her monthly salary.

Han Qingxin also shouted at Ye Ling, "Have you gone mad? Selling for 3000 yuan? Even if someone has money, they wouldn't spend it like this, right?"

"Little girl, go play; you're not the one suffering from menstrual issues, are you?" Ye Ling rolled his eyes dramatically.

"You talk as if you know the feeling of menstrual discomfort, but you're not a woman," Han Qingxin muttered.

After struggling internally, Wang Meimei said, "How about this, you claim your elixir pills work wonders instantly, so I'll try one first. If it really works, I'll pay you then, okay?"

"Okay." Ye Ling nodded.

Seeing his agreement, Wang Meimei trusted him a bit more.

Taking the elixir pill, Wang Meimei frowned; she found it hard to swallow, how could this not look like a ball of mud shaped into an egg!

Just then, that nauseous feeling reappeared.

Wang Meimei gritted her teeth and swallowed it down.

The moment she did, Wang Meimei felt a warm and cool sensation spreading in her body, and the nauseous feeling disappeared immediately!

Moreover, Wang Meimei clearly felt that her chest wasn't congested anymore.

"How is it, does it work?"

Everyone was looking at Wang Meimei, waiting for her reply.

Wang Meimei's mouth opened wide in disbelief, "It really... it really works..."

"Isn't it just a placebo effect?" Han Qingxin said.

"This is real!"

Wang Meimei quickly pulled out her wallet from her bag, flipped through it, and found only 1500 yuan— not enough.

She looked at Han Qingxin and said, "Han, lend me 1500."

Han Qingxin didn't think she looked like she was lying, and her delicate brows involuntarily knitted together as she muttered, "It worked that quickly? That's just too fake, isn't it?"

With that, she took out 1500 yuan.

"Here you go!"

Wang Meimei handed the money to Ye Ling, her face lit up with joy as she said, "Thank you, it seems to be better for now, but I don't know about later. If you dare to trick me, I'll definitely find you!"

"Three king-sized beds at home, waiting for your visit." Ye Ling laughed.

"In your dreams!"

Wang Meimei was in a great mood and started joking around with Ye Ling, too.

"Is this girl a shill?"

"Is there really such an amazing elixir? Could this guy really be some kind of divine doctor?"

"They don't seem to be lying either, let's go over and take a look, I've got a cold myself."

Another person headed toward Ye Ling, with cockeyed eyes and a pair of glasses on.

If Wang Meimei was a shill, this guy definitely wasn't, as he actually had a cold, which was evident from his voice.

What's most crucial is that big snot was flowing non-stop…

Looking at this guy, Ye Ling thought to himself that to dress like this at work, you really deserve a nod of respect.

"Dude, how much for a cold elixir pill?"

Snotty guy said, sucking in his snot and swallowing it with a loud gulp.

"Your Excellency truly is a Divine Being!"

Ye Ling gave a mental thumbs-up and laughed, "1000, and it works immediately, but I can't guarantee you won't get colds in the future, only that it will cure your current cold right away."

"1000?"

Snotty guy frowned. Getting an IV for a few days would only cost about four or five hundred.

But IVs are too painful and a waste of time.

"Give me one. Just like this beauty here, if it cures me right away, then I'll pay you," snotty guy said.

"Sure."

Ye Ling gave him a cold remedy.

Snotty guy didn't care about the appearance of the elixir pill like Wang Meimei did and swallowed it directly.

As soon as the elixir pill hit his stomach, snotty guy immediately felt his nearly blocked nose clear up and he could breathe smoothly, and his throat no longer hurt.

Even though he hadn't spoken yet, he could feel that his cold was definitely cured.

"Damn!" Snotty guy cursed unexpectedly.

Hearing that, everyone showed a hint of Schadenfreude, thinking this fellow was about to be exposed.

But then snotty guy added, "It really freaking works!"

After saying that, he took out his wallet, which just happened to have 1000 yuan in cash. He counted it out and gave it all to Ye Ling.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Even if you were a plant, a cold isn't something you could just claim to cure, right?

With snotty guy's nose clear and his voice improved, it all seemed genuine, right?

And no one doubted Ye Ling anymore, even Han Qingxin showed a look of admiration in her starry eyes.

"So you are actually a divine doctor?" Han Qingxin said incredulously.

"Nonsense, otherwise would I dare to set up a stall and not get beaten to death?" Ye Ling laughed.

"This… This is really an elixir?"

Liu Qiao'er turned around with her mouth agape, revealing her tender pink tongue inside.

"How about you guys try?"

Ye Ling said to Han Qingxin and Liu Qiao'er, "For you, there's no need to pay, a kiss will do."

"Get lost!"

Liu Qiao'er and Han Qingxin almost said in unison.