You've Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale

Chapter 14 - Let Mr D In, Here’s a Good Boy (NSFW)

Chapter 14 — Let Mr D In, Here’s a Good Boy (NSFW)

Edited by: DancingDolphinsYo

When his stomach was completely satisfied, Wu Xingzi tidied up the table and washed the dishes. He even prepared a new pot of tea, before remembering that he should ask Guan Shanjin the reason for his presence.

“General Guan…”

“Haiwang.” Guan Shanjin sipped at his hot tea, and cut him off composedly. “Your courtesy name?”

“Uhh… I don’t have one. We’re not so particular about it in these areas.” Actually, he should have been given a name when he had started school. For some reason, his father had not paid any attention to this matter, and was used to calling him by his name instead. Out in the village, people also did not care much about such matters, and so it was just left unsettled.

“Hmm.” Seeming as though he was not too satisfied with the flavour of the tea, Guan Shanjin put his cup down after taking a sip. Looking at him, he asked. “Why did you leave without saying anything?”

Leave without saying anything?

Wu Xingzi looked back at him blankly, he clearly did not understand his question. This made Guan Shanjin raise his exquisite brows unhappily, and his slender fingers tapped heavily on the table, every sound jarring Wu Xingzi’s heart.

“You…”

“Why did you leave before I woke up?” Too lazy to drag this on, Guan Shanjin went straight to the main point.

“Uhh…” Wu Xingzi did not expect Guan Shanjin to ask this question. He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly and sincerely apologised, “I was wrong, I should have left only after greeting you when you woke up.”

But for some reason, on that day Wu Xingzi had a feeling that if he did not leave then, he might never be able to leave. Coincidentally, Rancui had also invited him for a chat and so he just went with the tide. He had really been too negligent. Thinking about it, he could understand General Guan’s anger. Spending a night like that together but leaving without a word, it was as though he had treated the other like a prostitute, with no sincerity at all.

“You’ve never thought about staying by my side?” Guan Shanjin accurately picked out what Wu Xingzi had left unsaid. This old fellow had really thought to break all ties with him after sleeping together! The flames of fury and embarrassment twined together, burning Guan Shanjin’s heart till it ached.

Even Mr Lu had never behaved in such an indifferent manner towards him! Having been well-favoured his entire life, everyone’s attention had been on him since he was a child. There were only people who clung on to him, refusing to let go, and never had there been anyone who was so dismissive of him! And this person actually turned out to be the adviser of some small, poor village!

“No, definitely not!” Wu Xingzi took three steps back in panic, shaking his head as he spread his palms open, stressing, “I know that I’m not worthy of the great General, and I would never dare dream of it.”

He had really been alarmed by the general. Although his pengornis was fantastic, whether using it or swallowing it, it felt so great that people could lose their self-control over it. However, Wu Xingzi was very clear about his role, even if he liked this great general Guan Shanjin, he would never imagine that he could be worthy of him! A night of passion had been enough for him to praise and thank his ancestors for the blessing.

In case Guan Shanjin did not believe him, Wu Xingzi tried his best to repress the timidness within him. He stared at those sharp yet charming black eyes, saying sincerely, “I know that the General is a noble and gifted person. General, please be assured. I’ve never thought of going above my station.”

He had completely not been assured at all. Wu Xingzi’s thorough disclaimer had embarrassed Guan Shanjin even further, and he dearly wished he could squeeze this old, reckless thing to death.

“Shut up.” Seeing that Wu Xingzi planned to continue explaining, with a palm, Guan Shanjin smacked the table into two in his fury.

Sucking a lungful of air deeply, Wu Xingzi watched as the solid wood table that he had been using for twenty years, under Guan Shanjin’s hand, lost half the area of its surface.?Bang! It fell to the ground, and he started trembling with shock.

T-t-this… Wu Xingzi was at a complete loss for what to do. He did not know what he had said wrongly to so provoke the general, unless he thought that he had been too shameless about climbing into his bed? But… Wu Xingzi could not be blamed for that! It was clearly the general who had pushed him down without a word. As a gentle and frail adviser, he was physically weak, and really was unable to withstand his might.

“G-great General, you…” Maybe he could still do something to redeem himself?

“I want you to shut up.” Guan Shanjing’s imposing aura gathered. It was not reassuring at all to Wu Xingzi and was in fact very oppressive, causing Adviser Wu to gasp for his breath. His legs softened, and he fell sitting on the floor, timidly looking up at that beautifully threatening, demon-like man.

“Take off your clothes.” These four words sounded so smooth and pleasant that one did not realise there was something wrong, and instead unconsciously followed the instruction.

Only until he was left in his undergarments with Guan Shanjin’s satisfied smile, did Wu Xingzi regain his wits. Embarrassed, he froze, and the parts of him that were revealed flushed with a burning red.

“Take them all off.” Guan Shanjin was dissatisfied, and he commanded with emphasis.

“U-uh… Dare I ask the General what is the meaning of this?”

Wu Xingzi felt a great sense of shame to have came up with a guess like that, but he could not deny that he did not have an anticipatory feeling about it.

Was this pile of fortune going to end up depleting the Wu family’s luck?

“You’ll understand soon. Take your clothes off. Now.” Guan Shanjin still remained seated where he was, grandly. However, a wooden box of about seven or eight inches had appeared in his hand, and the smile on his face was seductively charming. Just by glancing at him, Wu Xingzi submitted completely, and no longer had any questions.

Very quickly, Adviser Wu had stripped himself bare. Pale flesh glimmered under the dim candlelight. His waist was narrow, his bonyness apparent. However, he did not give off the impression of being sickly, but rather, a delicateness and fragility that made people want to bully him.

In front of Guan Shanjin’s smiling visage, his cock had become erect, timidly raising its head, and the pearly drops trickling down stood out under the light of the candle.

“Come here.” Guan Shanjin held his hand out to Wu Xingzi. Wu Xingzi felt as though he was walking on clouds, and drifted over to clasp that big, flawless hand. His shoulders shrank as he felt the burning heat of Guan Shanjin’s palm, but he still slowly drew in closer.

“Do you know what this is?” Pulling Wu Xingzi onto his own thigh and putting his arm around him, Guan Shanjin bit Wu Xingzi’s sloping shoulder?¹, and opened the wooden box in his hand.

“This is…” What was this? Wu Xingzi’s eyes first widened, looking in astonishment at that thick and long thing within the wooden box. A cautious look that had a trace of excitement gradually appeared on his face, and his eyes were glued to the object.

This was definitely the “Mr D” that Manager Rancui had mentioned before! This was the first time he had seen this thing in reality! Adviser Wu nearly could not resist reaching his hand out to touch it. He licked as his dry lips, and there was no hint of the bashfulness that Guan Shanjin had been anticipating.

Feeling an inexplicable sulkiness within him, the curve of Guan Shanjin’s lips turned a little savage-looking.

“You seem very interested in it?”

“Yes, quite… Uhh…” Wu Xingzi suddenly realised what he was saying and found that he had been too unrestrained. He hurriedly lowered his head, “N-no, not really…”

“This is Mr D.” Guan Shanjin caught one of Adviser Wu’s hands, spreading his palm open. He then took Mr D out, which was made of some unknown material, from the box and placed it in his hand. Laying his hand under Wu Xingzi’s, Guan Shanjin curled Wu Xingzi’s fingers over Mr D.

“I, I’ve seen it in drawings before…” Drowning in the sensation coming from his palm, Wu Xingzi revealed himself unknowingly.

“So you should know how to use Mr D?” The low pleasant voice exhaled into his ear, his breath enjoyable yet intense. Unable to endure it, Wu Xingzi shuddered, it felt as though his veins were tingling through his body.

“I do…” He cleared his throat, his voice hoarse, responding suddenly.

“Good.” Guan Shanjin licked his blushing ear and spoke with a bewitching tone, “Demonstrate it to me.”

“Yes…” Ignoring that part where Wu Xingzi’s brain was completely overwhelmed by Guan Shanjin’s alluring tone, Wu Xingzi himself was already very curious about Mr D, and he did consider before whether to use some of his bucket stash to purchase one to play.

Wu Xingzi’s breaths sped up as his ear was tongued and sucked at. His hand, holding on to Mr D, shook so much that he could barely move.

Even like this, Guan Shanjin did not let him off. He first opened up the end segment of Mr D, and his hand, that was around Adviser Wu’s slender waist, caressed the soft skin under it. He urged, “Now that the tea is still warm, you should quickly fill Mr D up.”

He clearly meant that Mr D should be filled up with tea, but out of nowhere, Wu Xingzi recalled how, just a few days ago, he was filled full of come, that warm and bloated feeling.

Lost in that recollection, his hand loosen its grip, and his entire body was about to melt. He snuggled up into Guan Shanjin’s heated embrace, intoxicated with that cool sandalwood scent.

Seeming to be amused by his behaviour, Guan Shanjin laughed softly. He grabbed Wu Xingzi’s hands and placed them both around Mr D. “Hold it tightly, hmm?”

“Ok…” Wu Xingzi obediently tightened his hands around the toy.

“Good boy.” Appreciatively, Guan Shanjin kissed his forehead and picked up the teapot. Placing the spout at the opening to the end segment of Mr D, he poured the all the hot tea in. Filling up with tea, that Mr D got warmer and swelled up, looking just like a real penis. Due to its increasing weight, it nearly slipped out of Wu Xingzi’s hand.

Subconsciously, Wu Xingzi’s grip tightened, and the tea nearly spilled out. Guan Shanjin hurriedly closed the end segment. The seal was perfect, and the tea did not leak out at all.

“Go on, let me watch you use it.” He lifted one of Wu Xingzi’s legs onto the table. The table that had been split in half was a little shaky and caused Adviser Wu’s body to sway along with it. His buttocks were raised up, and behind him, Guan Shanjin could vaguely see that little hole pulsing slightly.

“Use it?” Despite feeling as though his brain had melted out of his ears, Wu Xingzi still had some resistance within him.

“You don’t want to?” As if Guan Shanjin would care about his hesitation. He took out a container of grease and rubbed it over Mr D. At the same time, he also covered Wu Xingzi’s ten fingers with grease as well. “Don’t be afraid. We’ll use grease this time. If you take it in slowly, it won’t hurt.”

With the experience of their previous time, he knew that Wu Xingzi was born with this gift. Even without using grease, he would only feel the pain for a moment., tTaking in his thick and long cock, he was not injured in the slightest. Now, the purpose of him mentioning the grease was to try making Adviser Wu feel ashamed.

As expected, Adviser Wu shuddered. He breathed heavily, almost about to cry. The grease on his hands mingled together with the grease on Mr D, making it so slippery that he almost lost his grip on it. His body, leaning on Guan Shanjin’s thigh, convulsed.

“Quick, stop dragging it out.” Without any care, he caught Wu Xingzi’s finger and shoved it into his hole. When Adviser Wu’s finger entered himself, he cried out hoarsely.

He had never touched himself there before. Once his finger went in, his hole clamped down tightly on it. It felt soft and warm inside, and he shivered as he thrust his finger in deeper.

“Good boy.” Guan Shanjin said that with a smile in his voice, and sucked on his ear. “Here, push Mr D in as well. Don’t let that little mouth go hungry.” With an exclamation, Wu Xingzi pressed the thick head of Mr D against his cleft. His arm was not long enough. In the position, where he was half-sprawled in Guan Shanjin arms with his buttocks raised high, together with the greasy weight of Mr D, even before he could thrust Mr D in, his hand started cramping. Losing strength in his fingers, Mr D fell to the ground.

“Ah…” Upset, he became worried whether Mr.D had been damaged in the fall. However, Guan Shanjin had caught that toy and again pushed it back into his hand. Considerately, he held Mr D together with Wu Xingzi and slowly pressed that egg-sized head into his hole.

“Ah—” The warm, thick and hard object impaled his body, and even Wu Xingzi’s moans were trembling.

This Mr D was not as big as Guan Shanjin’s cock, but the thickness was comparable, and might even be a little thicker. It seemed as though it was about to tear him apart, but his pliant hole was incessantly greedy, swallowing that thing in continuously. Wu Xingzi almost could not pull it out. After Wu Xingzi’s hand slid off the end of Mr D a few times, Guan Shanjin took over, and shifted Wu Xingzi’s hands to his chest.

“Rub your nipples. You like that, don’t you?”

“Yes…” Without any protest, Adviser Wu started rubbing his tender nipples.