A Slice-of-Life LitRPG that will make you laugh and, hopefully, warm your heart.«I have never read anything like this so far, and it’s damn fu***** interesting» — Beta reader 1 (the excited one)«It is very funny and it will climb the ranking fast» — Beta reader 2 (the one with few words)«A good balance between satire and drama with a touch of action to keep the plot moving» — Beta reader 3 (the fair one)Synopsis:Why does everyone think that you have to become a hero if you get a supreme relic? TO HELL WITH THAT. I’m getting none of that adventuring bull. What do you say? Ranks? Tiers? Bronze, Silver, and Gold adventuring teams? Sure, keep it. It’s all yours.I’ll be opening a lovely pastry shop and using Fireballs to cook creme brulée, for your information. And, oh, that’s so interesting, teleporting, you say? Yeah, sure, I’ll teleport a cup of coffee on my nightstand in the morning, thank-you-very-much!Stop bothering me with your quests, legendary adventures, and all that nonsense! You either buy some pastry, or I’m going to report you to the watch for loitering!So, do you want to know what I’m going to do in this fantasy world?Well, I’m going to get a girlfriend, that’s what I’m going to do!No Pizzas Were Harmed in the Making of This Novel. Collapse
Casual Heroing novel is a popular light novel covering Fantasy, Comedy, Adventure, Romance, Slice of life, Mature genres. Written by the Author _Fowl_ . Read Casual Heroing novel online for free.
- Prologue
- Chapter 3: Clerks
- Chapter 6: 27/9
- Chapter 9: Kneading
- Chapter 12: Lesson 1
- Chapter 15: Secret Weapon
- Chapter 18: Light
- Chapter 21: Wolf and Fox
- Chapter 24: Lesson 2
- Chapter 27: Stan
- Chapter 30: Dance
- Chapter 33: Nice
- Chapter 36: Vectors
- Chapter 39: Camilla
- Chapter 42: Day of Ancestors
- Chapter 45: Anchoring
- Chapter 48: Anything
- Chapter 51: Lawyer
- Chapter 54: Zombie Apocalypse
- Chapter 57: Finally Baking?
- Chapter 60: [Enchanter]
- Chapter 63: Talent and Hunger
- Chapter 66: Game Over
- Chapter 69: Oui/Sì
- Chapter 72: Synchrony
- Chapter 75: You
- Chapter 78: Screamer
- Chapter 81: Fantasy
- Chapter 84: Gaze
- Chapter 87: Spillage
- Chapter 89: Gone
- Chapter 92: Armed
- Chapter 95: Blade
- Chapter 98: Slayer of Monsters
- Chapter 101: Date
- Chapter 104: Goblin
- Chapter 107: Cantrips
- Chapter 110: Love
- Chapter 113: [Archmage]
- Chapter 116: Royal Family
- Chapter 119: Silence
- Chapter 122: Conversations
- Chapter 125: Tragedy
- Chapter 128: Respect
- Chapter 131: Princess
- Chapter 134: Theory
- Chapter 137: Too Much Magic
- Chapter 140: Rotten
- Chapter 143: Hard
- Chapter 146: Who Am I
- Chapter 149: Arrangements
- Chapter 152: Check
- Chapter 155: Test
- Chapter 158: Archive
- Chapter 161: Handle with caution
- Chapter 164: SIUM
- Chapter 167: Crazy
- Chapter 170: Target
- Chapter 172: Presentation
- Chapter 175: Inexplicable Love
- Chapter 178: Tragedy
- Chapter 181: Appius
- Chapter 184: Trial by Lightning
- Chapter 187: Awake
- Author Interview, Sunday 26th, 8 PM CET, 2PM NY, 11 AM LA
- Chapter 192: The Future
- Chapter 195: Legends
- Chapter 198: Caring
- Chapter 201: Baguettes
- Chapter 204: Refreshments
- :Chapter 207: Study Group
- Chapter 208: The Love and The Sleep
- Chapter 212: [Dean]
- Chapter 214: [Impostor]
- Chapter 217: Problems?
- Chapter 220: Mimosa
- Chapter 223: Grab the Boob
- Chapter 225: Melpomene, ACT I
- Chapter 227: Clothes
- Chapter 230: Books
- Chapter 233: Gathering Info
- Chapter 236: Butcher
- Chapter 239: Gun Testing
- Chapter 242: Food
- Chapter 245
- Chapter 248: Secrets of Light
- Chapter 251: Love Pentagon
- Chapter 254: Boys
- Chapter 257:
- Chapter 260: [Students]
- Chapter 263: Penny
- Chapter 266: Age is But a Number
- Chapter 268:
- Chapter 271
- Still Very Much Alive - When Is the Rewrite Coming?
- Thank you!
- Reminder of the New Version!
- Chapter 1: Oh No!
- Chapter 4: Interview
- Chapter 7: Chef
- Chapter 10: Baking
- Chapter 13: Arrest Me
- Chapter 16: Billion
- Chapter 19: Silver
- Chapter 22: Bodyguards
- Chapter 25: Anger
- Chapter 28: Manners
- Chapter 31: Transactions
- Chapter 34: 529 Cantrips
- Chapter 37: Fastball
- Chapter 40: Moisture
- Chapter 43: Joke
- Chapter 46: Polarity
- Chapter 49: Take the Hint
- Chapter 52: Involved
- Chapter 55: Flowers
- Chapter 58: Number One
- Chapter 61: [Lover]
- Chapter 64: Arbiter
- Chapter 67: Halves
- Chapter 70: Ancient Wisdom
- Chapter 73: Effort
- Chapter 76: Breakfast
- Chapter 79: Whip
- Chapter 82: Big
- Chapter 85: Donuts
- Update!
- Chapter 90: Stripper
- Chapter 93: Questions
- Chapter 96: Hero?
- Chapter 99: Losing It
- Chapter 102: The Great Elvish Bake-Off
- Chapter 105: Bet
- Chapter 108: Ruthless
- Chapter 111: Shortcuts
- Chapter 114: [Princess]
- Chapter 117: Comfort Food
- Chapter 120: Responsibilities
- Chapter 123: Compulsion
- Chapter 126: Hot Goss
- Chapter 129: Ideas
- Chapter 132: Hat
- Chapter 135: Duties
- Chapter 138: Raid
- Chapter 141: Critical
- Chapter 144: Teaching
- Chapter 147: Big... love
- Chapter 150: The Nine Towers Academy
- Chapter 153: Approval
- Chapter 156: Bully
- Chapter 159: Researching
- Chapter 162: Streets
- Chapter 165: Overcharged
- Chapter 168: The [Hero]'s Dilemma
- Chapter 171: Entrance
- Chapter 173: Shield
- Chapter 176: Fallout
- Chapter 179: Deus Ex Machina
- Chapter 182: Cheese
- Chapter 185: Strength
- Chapter 188: Fiction and Reality
- Chapter 190: Surprise
- Chapter 193: A World Of Magic
- Chapter 196: + Interview Link in the Notes
- Chapter 199: Allegations?
- Chapter 202: Bully
- Chapter 205: Shady
- Chapter 208: -
- Chapter 210: Inside
- Chapter 213: [Impostor]
- Chapter 215: Reversal
- Chapter 218: Gay Prince
- Chapter 221: A True Master
- Little Break
- Chapter 225: Melpomene, ACT II
- Chapter 228: Revolution
- Chapter 231: History Lessons
- Chapter 234: Bang Bang
- Chapter 237: Change
- Chapter 240: The Price of War
- Chapter 243: Alchemy
- Chapter 246: Interlude, Meeting a [Druid]
- Chapter 249: Dad
- Chapter 252: [Archmage] Alonna
- Chapter 255: Visits
- Chapter 258
- Chapter 261: Heart of a Vanedeni
- Chapter 264: Do you want to play [Doctor]?
- Might have caught the 'VID
- Chapter 269
- Chapter 272:
- UPDATE! 10th!
- Reminder!
- Chapter 2: No Classes
- Chapter 5: Holding Hands
- Chapter 8: Flour, Yeast, Sugar
- Chapter 11: Housing
- Chapter 14: Smirk
- Chapter 17: Splitting Oceans
- Chapter 20: Secrecy
- Chapter 23: Brownie
- Chapter 26: Augustus
- Chapter 29: Ruthless
- Chapter 32: The Three Roses
- Chapter 35: Cantrip #1
- Chapter 38: More Food
- Chapter 41: Hot
- Chapter 44: 23 Cantrips
- Chapter 47: Her Food
- Chapter 50: Momma's Boy
- Chapter 53: A Little Kiss
- Chapter 56: Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 59: [Brewer]
- Chapter 62: Hide and Seek
- Chapter 65: Extramarital
- Chapter 68: Because
- Chapter 71: Crème
- Chapter 74: Grand Opening
- Chapter 77: Holy Grail
- Chapter 80: Main Quest
- Chapter 83: Stanimal
- Chapter 86: One Human Woman
- Chapter 88: Homework Help
- Chapter 91: Heroing
- Chapter 94: Skraktalosia
- Chapter 97: Restructuring
- Chapter 100: Butterfly
- Chapter 103: Keep Baking
- Chapter 106: Goblins
- Chapter 109: Faith
- Chapter 112: Tales
- Chapter 115: Worm
- Chapter 118: Choc
- Chapter 121: Papers
- Chapter 124: Interrogation
- Chapter 127: Luciani's the Name
- Chapter 130: White
- Chapter 133: [Dispel]
- Chapter 136: Morning Prayer
- Chapter 139: Bones
- Chapter 142: Guide
- Chapter 145: Spongebob
- Chapter 148: Acquisition
- Chapter 151: Legends
- Chapter 154: Jump in the Dark
- Chapter 157: Exchange
- Chapter 160: Magical Theory
- Chapter 163: Pyromancer
- Chapter 166: Kill
- Chapter 169: Stew
- Small Update
- Chapter 174: To Death
- Chapter 177: Ugly
- Chapter 180: Valarith
- Chapter 183: Close Combat
- Chapter 186: Bad Guy
- Chapter 189: Serious
- Chapter 191: Criminal
- Chapter 194: Vanedenis
- Chapter 197: Side Effects
- Chapter 200: Rose
- Chapter 203: Bridge
- Chapter 206: Information Gathering
- Chapter 209: Charity Cases
- Chapter 211: People
- Chapter 214:
- Chapter 216: Secrets to Share
- Chapter 219: Revelations
- Chapter 222: Lessons and Lessons
- Chapter 224: Students
- Chapter 226: Half-Giants
- Chapter 229: Incompetence
- Chapter 232: Planning for the Worst
- Chapter 235: Blood
- Chapter 238: Information Network
- Chapter 241: Keveiz
- Chapter 244: Secrets
- Chapter 247: Penelope
- Chapter 250: Hello World
- Chapter 253: Make It Rain
- Chapter 256: Liogi
- Chapter 259
- Chapter 262: Astraiae
- Chapter 265: Sins of the Fathers
- Chapter 267
- Chapter 270
- Looking for Harsh Beta Readers for Casual Heroing's rewrite
- The Rewrite Is Out
- Weekly Reminder