°°Alarm bell:Mature content. Slow ignition book. Burlesque comedy, sitcom, full-on entertainment°°
°°A small caution: FL is a narcissist.°°
"It's always been you and for the rest of my life, it will be you. Till my last breath, I will guard you with my life for eternity. My promise."
A near-death experience made her fall into pits of despair. Her story should have ended by then, but did it? No! She raised against the odds. Five years, stardom followed Leena Hayes, she grew up to a renowned model, an entrepreneur, capsized her own company from scratch. She has achieved eminence in five years.
Wang Devin, his name itself would turn the world into a frenzy, a rare mystique. A model turned business tycoon, his wealth knew no abundance, his power knew no boundaries. Handsome, sharp-tongued, he has been named as WholePackage in the modeling industry for his dapper style and charming looks.
His razor-sharp tongue tied with the encounter of dazzling Leena and fell for her topsy-turvy. But he soon found it's not easy to tranquilize her heart, for she is a man-hater.
Will he able to ignite the sparks in her heart?
Will she reciprocate his love?
....
Leena Hayes: Wacky, snazzy, sharp-witted, self-centered narcissist.
Wang Devin: Spicy, sharp-tongued, helot to his sweetheart.
She was the sugar. He was the spice. Their paths unexpectedly collided. Just after, everything felt nice.
And they set off as tyrannizing mates.
Come and experience the barrel of laughs with their amazing witty sallies.
....
Their Love
"I fell in love with your soul even before I touched your skin. If this is not true love_"
"You touched my soul long before what your hands feel like. If this is not true love, then I don't know what else I could name our relationship." She completed it for him.
...
Their Passion
"I love how your breath pauses when I put my __" She blushed and hit his shoulder even before he could proceed further. Despite she loved his dirty side, she would never admit it to this shameless man.
"Where did you throw your gentleman image Mr.Adonis." Pulling him by his shirt, she nibbled his jaw.
"Trust me, sweetheart, I am still a gentleman with the real dirty mind, only for you." His raspy seductive whispers were enough to make her think of all the filthy things he would do to her.
- Chapter 1 - The World Made Her Fall But She Rose Even More Beautiful
- Chapter 4 - Dirtball
- Chapter 7 - Oatmeal
- Chapter 10 - Sadist
- Chapter 13 - Doomed
- Chapter 16 - Brain Injury
- Chapter 19 - Nail Polish Spins The Bottle
- Chapter 22 - 50% Discount
- Chapter 25 - Crazy Idiot
- Chapter 28 - Useless Fellow
- Chapter 31 - Miss Pervert: Mr Jinx
- Chapter 34 - Illusion
- Chapter 37 - Her Broken Leg Was Less Painful Than Her Shattered Heart
- Chapter 40 - I Will Make Him Mine
- Chapter 43 - Magma
- Chapter 46 - Personal Leave
- Chapter 49 - Operation Banana: Can't Stop. Won't Stop
- Chapter 52 - Her Morning Gift
- Chapter 55 - Tom And Jerry
- Chapter 58 - Wendy
- Chapter 61 - Roman Sex God
- Chapter 64 - Ten Million
- Chapter 67 - Galifrazian
- Chapter 70 - Elysian: The World's Most Wanted Cybercriminal
- Chapter 73 - Like An Animal
- Chapter 76 - Say..I..LOVE..eating...big.....hairy....feat
- Chapter 79 - Exceptional Animal
- Chapter 82 - One Molecule Of He, Two Molecules Of He, Three Molecules Of He
- Chapter 85 - Copper+Tellurium=??
- Chapter 88 - Narcissism To The Power Of Infinity
- Chapter 91 - Your Banana Is Very Apealing. Can I Undress?
- Chapter 94 - Hakuna Matoddler
- Chapter 97 - Brotherinlaw
- Chapter 100 - Sugar And Spice
- Chapter 103 - Roasting His Broomstick
- Chapter 106 - Snatch
- Chapter 109 - Promise To Cross My Heart
- Chapter 112 - No One Knows The Truth Except One Person
- Chapter 115 - Looking Into The Ocean Searching For Her Mermaid
- Chapter 118 - Abra, Cadabra
- Chapter 121 - Monstrous
- Chapter 124 - The Man In Her Dream Shadows
- Chapter 127 - Brand Is His Name, Gentleman Is His Careof Address
- Chapter 130 - The Devil Is Back
- Chapter 133 - Blogger Holy Banana Pants
- Chapter 136 - Vinny
- Chapter 139 - His Sweetheart: Her Corazon
- Chapter 142 - Educational Rock Star
- Chapter 145 - Cutie: Tootie
- Chapter 148 - Orthodox Saint
- Chapter 151 - Wacko Leena Vs Freekish Devin
- Chapter 154 - Condom Flavors
- Chapter 157 - Siphoned Memories Into Basin
- Chapter 160 - Whistle Sound Followed By A Big Banana
- Chapter 163 - Keep Your Yap Shut
- Chapter 166 - Hugged From Behind
- Chapter 169 - Tug Of Wrist
- Chapter 172 - Crack Brained Nut Cake
- Chapter 175 - Checkmate
- Chapter 178 - Leevin
- Chapter 181 - Aged Fossil
- Chapter 184 - Rusk
- Chapter 187 - Anonymous Person
- Chapter 190 - Suck At Poetry
- Chapter 193 - Psycho
- Chapter 196 - Nameless Woman
- Chapter 199 - Momish
- Chapter 202 - Blocked
- Chapter 205 - Fly Like A Bird
- Chapter 208 - Powerful Figure
- Chapter 211 - Alcohol Stench
- Chapter 214 - I Am Here, Little Heart
- Chapter 217 - His Teardrops
- Chapter 220 - DejaVu
- Chapter 223 - Prince
- Chapter 226 - Leave It To Your Imagination
- Chapter 229 - Phoenix Nest
- Chapter 232 - A Kiss As A Greeting
- Chapter 235 - Graffiti Artist
- Chapter 238 - How To Sell My Aunt On Amazon
- Chapter 241 - Ruth Vaughan
- Chapter 244 - Hard To Hell
- Chapter 247 - Happiness Lies In Annoying My Husband
- Chapter 250 - Longer And Harder
- Chapter 253 - I Will Be Gentle
- Chapter 256 - Pathetic Actor
- Chapter 259 - Monster Lurking In The Shadows
- Chapter 262 - Juicy Butt
- Chapter 265 - Heacis
- Chapter 268 - Her Saviour
- Chapter 271 - The Letter C
- Chapter 274 - Blood Group AB
- Chapter 277 - Promise
- Chapter 280 - ThirtySeventy
- Chapter 283 - Heart Beat Stopped
- Chapter 286 - Cellulite In Nick's Nose
- Chapter 289 - Let's Meet Up
- Chapter 292 - Where Is The Evidence?
- Chapter 295 - Cherry: Vcard: Virgin
- Chapter 298 - Best Dad In The World
- Chapter 301 - Lillie
- Chapter 304 - She Was Lovely
- Chapter 307 - Loose Case
- Chapter 310 - Council
- Chapter 313 - Flashback2
- Chapter 316 - Venomous Snake
- Chapter 319 - Dying In Fire
- Chapter 322 - Blur Memory
- Chapter 325 - Lose Your Tail
- Chapter 328 - Cute
- Chapter 331 - Stay Safe
- Chapter 334 - Break Her Legs
- Chapter 337 - Torture
- Chapter 340 - I Missed You
- Chapter 343 - Deserve Better
- Chapter 346 - Weird
- Chapter 349 - Cheating Wife Innocent Husband
- Chapter 352 - Human Vertebrae
- Chapter 355 - To Find Answers
- Chapter 358 - Nerd
- Chapter 361 - Winter
- Chapter 364 - Lab Rat
- Chapter 367 - Phobia
- Chapter 370 - Bitchology
- Chapter 373 - Taming Dog
- Chapter 376 - Bug Detector
- Chapter 379 - Faraday Cage
- Chapter 382 - Destroy
- Chapter 385 - Resignation
- Chapter 388 - Westside
- Chapter 391 - Cannibalism
- Chapter 394 - Hummus
- Chapter 397 - Losing Her
- Chapter 400 - Miss You Mom
- Chapter 403 - Best Thing Happened
- Chapter 406 - Open Your Eyes
- Chapter 409 - Four Seconds Word
- Chapter 412 - Under A Knife
- Chapter 415 - Daisy Bonsai Plant
- Chapter 418 - Death
- Chapter 421 - Barrel
- Chapter 424 - Deep Trance
- Chapter 427 - Kindergarten Kid: Nursery Kid
- Chapter 430 - Sketch
- Chapter 433 - The Price
- Chapter 436 - Virtual Entry
- Chapter 439 - The Key To His Locked Memories
- Chapter 442 - Brain Power
- Chapter 445 - Border World
- Chapter 448 - Promotion
- Chapter 451 - Just A Fetus
- Chapter 454 - Frog Swallowed By A Snake
- Chapter 457 - I Hack Into People's Minds
- Chapter 460 - Wedding Preparations
- Chapter 463 - My Heart, Your Shelter. My Arms, Your Home
- Chapter 2 - Carrot
- Chapter 5 - Uncle Pumpkin : Mr.Condom
- Chapter 8 - Bliss
- Chapter 11 - Wang Devin
- Chapter 14 - Awakened The Devil
- Chapter 17 - Rotten Bastard
- Chapter 20 - Handsome Boy
- Chapter 23 - Pleasure Pump
- Chapter 26 - Trapped
- Chapter 29 - Pervert Blogger
- Chapter 32 - Jurassic Park: Lord Voldemort
- Chapter 35 - Dog's Birthday
- Chapter 38 - Wrinkled Grandma
- Chapter 41 - Gaudy Clothes
- Chapter 44 - Plot Twist
- Chapter 47 - Salsa
- Chapter 50 - Invisible Unicorn
- Chapter 53 - Illegitimate Daughter
- Chapter 56 - Horse In Previous Life
- Chapter 59 - Girl In Blue
- Chapter 62 - Scary Wife
- Chapter 65 - House Robbery
- Chapter 68 - Fresh Blood
- Chapter 71 - Wrist Watch
- Chapter 74 - Vegan Twins
- Chapter 77 - Bananas Ooh Nana, Half Of My Heart Is In Bananas Ooh Nana
- Chapter 80 - Hokey Pokey
- Chapter 83 - Pancreas On Strike
- Chapter 86 - Tan C/Sin C =?? [Question To The Readers]
- Chapter 89 - Bubba Bones, Ghanana Gaud, Bluebell Madonna
- Chapter 92 - Devin's Most Precious Treasure
- Chapter 95 - Sixty Nine
- Chapter 98 - Scavenger Hunt
- Chapter 101 - Phantom Vibration Syndrome
- Chapter 104 - Jammer
- Chapter 107 - Sandra Campbell
- Chapter 110 - Your Ring Finger Is Bigger Than Your Index Finger
- Chapter 113 - Tyrannizing Mates
- Chapter 116 - Bound The Souls In A Second
- Chapter 119 - I Think I Like Him
- Chapter 122 - Lethal Combination Of Brain And Beauty
- Chapter 125 - We Go Together Like Biscuit And Gravy
- Chapter 128 - You Should Have Also Eaten The Makeup So That You Can Look Pretty From The Inside Too
- Chapter 131 - I Surround By My Own Rules
- Chapter 134 - Handsome Boy Again
- Chapter 137 - Knocked The Wind Against Her Lungs
- Chapter 140 - Her Soul Touching Portrait
- Chapter 143 - Don't Bite
- Chapter 146 - Devin Happened
- Chapter 149 - Anonymous Package
- Chapter 152 - Period
- Chapter 155 - One Euro
- Chapter 158 - XOXO Karma
- Chapter 161 - Reproductive System
- Chapter 164 - Howling
- Chapter 167 - Secretly Married
- Chapter 170 - Piggy Rabbit: Mighty Zeus
- Chapter 173 - Twisted Game
- Chapter 176 - XRated
- Chapter 179 - Jinx Born With Bad Luck
- Chapter 182 - Whale Whale Whale
- Chapter 185 - Stop It
- Chapter 188 - Loved Dearly
- Chapter 191 - Unleash The Beast
- Chapter 194 - New York
- Chapter 197 - First Kiss
- Chapter 200 - Who Are You?
- Chapter 203 - Under My Watch
- Chapter 206 - I Am Here
- Chapter 209 - Give It A Try
- Chapter 212 - Worse Than Animal
- Chapter 215 - Meet Me At The Cafe
- Chapter 218 - Come Back! You Are Not Dead!
- Chapter 221 - Hounds From Hell
- Chapter 224 - Courthouse
- Chapter 227 - Prime Suspect
- Chapter 230 - Two Papers
- Chapter 233 - Synthetic Identity
- Chapter 236 - Leius
- Chapter 239 - First Love
- Chapter 242 - Cherry Blossoms
- Chapter 245 - Heartshaped Tattoo
- Chapter 248 - Walk With You In The Dark
- Chapter 251 - Heaven Of A Mouth: Hell Of A Tongue
- Chapter 254 - Russia
- Chapter 257 - Cacti+CactU
- Chapter 260 - Deadly Nightshade
- Chapter 263 - His Secret
- Chapter 266 - Heart Screaming Of Danger
- Chapter 269 - Sworn Enemy
- Chapter 272 - Detective Sherlock Holmes
- Chapter 275 - Photoshop
- Chapter 278 - Will He Stay Back?
- Chapter 281 - Doctor Heather
- Chapter 284 - Wounded Lion's Breath
- Chapter 287 - Football Team Vs Basket Ball Team
- Chapter 290 - Straight To The Point
- Chapter 293 - Wars Begin When You Will, And Donnot End When You Please
- Chapter 296 - Silence
- Chapter 299 - Nincompoop
- Chapter 302 - Pingpong
- Chapter 305 - Mess
- Chapter 308 - Bananas And Clothes
- Chapter 311 - Bisecting The Triangle
- Chapter 314 - Flashback3
- Chapter 317 - Rough Or Dirty
- Chapter 320 - Jalapeno
- Chapter 323 - A Mediocre Beauty
- Chapter 326 - Leena's House Warming Party
- Chapter 329 - They Were In A Relationship?
- Chapter 332 - Vixen
- Chapter 335 - Menbury Avenue
- Chapter 338 - O Negative
- Chapter 341 - Destiny
- Chapter 344 - Mission Accomplished
- Chapter 347 - Will You Give Back
- Chapter 350 - End It With A War
- Chapter 353 - A Life
- Chapter 356 - Lies
- Chapter 359 - A Tight Hug
- Chapter 362 - Shed The Truth
- Chapter 365 - Blushing Face
- Chapter 368 - Skipped, Skipped, Skipped A Beat
- Chapter 371 - Puppet
- Chapter 374 - Pineapple Face
- Chapter 377 - Closely Watching
- Chapter 380 - Get Out
- Chapter 383 - Three Dead Bodies
- Chapter 386 - Probability Of Paternity
- Chapter 389 - New Life
- Chapter 392 - Froze
- Chapter 395 - Break Up
- Chapter 398 - Sixth Sense
- Chapter 401 - Hazing
- Chapter 404 - Electric Sparks
- Chapter 407 - Dippy
- Chapter 410 - Tulip Ring
- Chapter 413 - Vihuelist
- Chapter 416 - 00.00
- Chapter 419 - From The Darkness
- Chapter 422 - SuperMan
- Chapter 425 - Blood Test
- Chapter 428 - CarrotArmy#
- Chapter 431 - Nailbiting Truth
- Chapter 434 - Leena: Aneel
- Chapter 437 - The Key
- Chapter 440 - Noisy Baby
- Chapter 443 - Living Corpse
- Chapter 446 - Wake Up
- Chapter 449 - 1+1 =
- Chapter 452 - Son Of A B*t*h*
- Chapter 455 - The Bahamas
- Chapter 458 - Birthday Gift
- Chapter 461 - Pumpi: Jalapi
- Chapter 464 - The Devil's Sweetheart
- Chapter 3 - Beau Figure SPA
- Chapter 6 - Greenwyn Village
- Chapter 9 - Punctuality
- Chapter 12 - High Standards
- Chapter 15 - Darling Baby
- Chapter 18 - Date
- Chapter 21 - Brother Of A Rusk
- Chapter 24 - Diarrhea
- Chapter 27 - Seattle
- Chapter 30 - Rotten Luck: Thank Heavens
- Chapter 33 - Plastic Surgery Clinics
- Chapter 36 - Flying Kiss
- Chapter 39 - Catlike
- Chapter 42 - Adonis
- Chapter 45 - House Rules
- Chapter 48 - Jealous
- Chapter 51 - Tarred With The Same Brush
- Chapter 54 - Bait The Hook
- Chapter 57 - Welcome To Hell
- Chapter 60 - The Devin's Show
- Chapter 63 - Anonymous Caller
- Chapter 66 - Her Identity
- Chapter 69 - Thievery
- Chapter 72 - Bubble Butt
- Chapter 75 - Goddess Leena
- Chapter 78 - Knife On Her Throat
- Chapter 81 - Devin's Rage VS Leena's Nitrous Oxide
- Chapter 84 - Submit A Friend Request
- Chapter 87 - I Curse Like A Seadog, I Drink Like A Frog
- Chapter 90 - My Babilicious, I Want Andrew's Bone Soup
- Chapter 93 - Stark Raving Madde'Leena'
- Chapter 96 - Ethan's Request
- Chapter 99 - Running Around The Ring
- Chapter 102 - Three Red LED Lights
- Chapter 105 - Inception
- Chapter 108 - She Has To Get Retribution For What She Has Done
- Chapter 111 - Mad Dog
- Chapter 114 - Neardeath Accident
- Chapter 117 - + One Kiss One Kiss Equal To
- Chapter 120 - Wedding Day
- Chapter 123 - Ripped Apart
- Chapter 126 - I Am Planning To Take His Last Name
- Chapter 129 - When Leena Meets Devin
- Chapter 132 - Let's Test It And See How Deep It Goes
- Chapter 135 - Chiku
- Chapter 138 - You Are My Drug, Antidote, Cure
- Chapter 141 - Her Crazy Confession Letter
- Chapter 144 - Good Kisser
- Chapter 147 - Booked Thourougly
- Chapter 150 - Crazy Girl
- Chapter 153 - Pigtails
- Chapter 156 - Terrified
- Chapter 159 - What Is Vincy Doing Here
- Chapter 162 - Meemaw
- Chapter 165 - Lucifer
- Chapter 168 - Devasted To The Core
- Chapter 171 - Magnetic Hysteresis
- Chapter 174 - High Dopamine Levels
- Chapter 177 - Hunkydory
- Chapter 180 - Narcissist
- Chapter 183 - Photo Album
- Chapter 186 - Scream My Name
- Chapter 189 - Meow
- Chapter 192 - Letters And Pictures
- Chapter 195 - Bons Mots
- Chapter 198 - Halfsiblings
- Chapter 201 - Crayons
- Chapter 204 - Disapear
- Chapter 207 - Wrecked Her Happy Life
- Chapter 210 - One Of His Mistress
- Chapter 213 - Lose Her Hearing Ability
- Chapter 216 - An Angel Appeared
- Chapter 219 - Tube Of Ketchup
- Chapter 222 - Eleanor Catharina
- Chapter 225 - Beautiful Love Story
- Chapter 228 - Rat Blood
- Chapter 231 - Visible In The Dark
- Chapter 234 - Is It Jasper?
- Chapter 237 - Ree And Rew
- Chapter 240 - IV Drip
- Chapter 243 - HLips: Vlips
- Chapter 246 - Marja Morevna
- Chapter 249 - Get On My Knees
- Chapter 252 - Jackhammering In And Out
- Chapter 255 - Halfday Relationship
- Chapter 258 - Devin: The Poet
- Chapter 261 - War
- Chapter 264 - Shattered Heart
- Chapter 267 - No Secrets, No Lie
- Chapter 270 - Mysterious Friend
- Chapter 273 - Avogadro's Number
- Chapter 276 - Professional Shooter
- Chapter 279 - Plan B
- Chapter 282 - Less Than Thirty Percent
- Chapter 285 - LeenaVirus
- Chapter 288 - Regret
- Chapter 291 - Fivesome
- Chapter 294 - Breeding Machine
- Chapter 297 - Sperm Donor
- Chapter 300 - Wingardiumpetronumanteoculatia
- Chapter 303 - Let's Make A Deal
- Chapter 306 - Signature
- Chapter 309 - It's Confirmed
- Chapter 312 - Flashback1
- Chapter 315 - Flashback Ends
- Chapter 318 - Old Habits Die Hard
- Chapter 321 - Birds Of Paradise
- Chapter 324 - Personal Alexa
- Chapter 327 - Pride
- Chapter 330 - Like My Daughter
- Chapter 333 - Celia
- Chapter 336 - Damage Happened Already
- Chapter 339 - Dead Friend
- Chapter 342 - Yoga
- Chapter 345 - Earthquake
- Chapter 348 - Impossible
- Chapter 351 - Deal
- Chapter 354 - VinquAero
- Chapter 357 - Water Cycle
- Chapter 360 - No Escape
- Chapter 363 - Secret Investigation
- Chapter 366 - Merl
- Chapter 369 - Hidden Under A Veil
- Chapter 372 - Target Success
- Chapter 375 - Exlie
- Chapter 378 - Hard Realization
- Chapter 381 - Little Boy : Fire Accident
- Chapter 384 - His Genuine Smile
- Chapter 387 - Ruckus
- Chapter 390 - Selfish Love
- Chapter 393 - Truly In Love
- Chapter 396 - Peacock
- Chapter 399 - Kordz
- Chapter 402 - I Hate You
- Chapter 405 - Genes
- Chapter 408 - Childhood Friend
- Chapter 411 - Fran Hay
- Chapter 414 - Birthday Girl
- Chapter 417 - One More To Go
- Chapter 420 - My Watch
- Chapter 423 - Sacrifice
- Chapter 426 - A Hug
- Chapter 429 - No Point Of Repair
- Chapter 432 - Dig Up
- Chapter 435 - Stubborn
- Chapter 438 - The Contractor
- Chapter 441 - N To O: Y To S
- Chapter 444 - Destined Together
- Chapter 447 - A Wild Stallion Mounting His Mare
- Chapter 450 - Gunshot
- Chapter 453 - Trend Setter
- Chapter 456 - Hacking Wizard
- Chapter 459 - Daughter Or Son?
- Chapter 462 - My Condom: Your Butt